In the first half hour, everyone didn't notice anything, and they just rushed forward, walking around similar passages, and suddenly felt that something was not right. This tomb is dark and dreary, no matter where you go, with a flashlight shining brightly, the visual effect presented in front of you is almost the same, people can't help but wonder if we have moved.

Walking here, everyone's hearts began to be empty, Ge Zhuang was fat and fat, and the most unbearable thing was this way of hurrying, so he was the first to stop, and his head was covered with fine beads of sweat at the back of a trot, and his mouth was dry when he ran, panting and saying no, Lao Zhong, hurry up and bring me another bottle of water, I am smoking.

The old bell unwrapped the package and handed him the water, and after the dead fat man took it, he swallowed the cow for a while, twisted the mineral water bottle into a twist, blew two mouthfuls from mouth to mouth, and saw the bottom of a bottle of water, and then he was satisfied with "ah", smashed his mouth, and said Where are we?

I muttered that I didn't know, as if I hadn't moved. Lao Zhong said otherwise, we must be moving, but the walls of the tomb road look similar, and the light level underground is not enough, so it gives people the illusion of turning in circles.

When encountering danger, the first thing is not to panic, I calmed down and said, "Old Zhong, do you still have cigarettes in your pocket?" ”

Lao Zhong nodded and said you want to smoke? I said no, in this way, we light the cigarette, find a wooden stick to support it and let it burn, as long as no one smokes it, a cigarette can be lit for at least ten minutes, take advantage of this time we can run forward, if we can see the lit cigarette butt in front, it means that we have been in a circle in the same place, if we can't see it, it means that we should have taken a fork in the road, and we have already taken the road that was not the first to go to the tomb.

Lao Zhong immediately took out a lighter, lit a cigarette, and found no wooden stick in the tomb, so he leaned against the dry wall, stood up and said Okay, a cigarette won't burn long, let's go.

"Let's go!" I dragged Ge Zhuang, who was still panting, and the three of them spread out and just ran, Ge Zhuang's panting sound was longer than a chainsaw, don't run, don't complain, say little pumpkin, when you use your brains in the future, can you not come up with this kind of bad idea again? I'll go to your uncle, this is obviously torturing your fat master!

I dragged Ge Zhuang to run, silently calculating my steps in my heart, and after running for about three or five minutes, I stopped moving, and the old bell immediately stopped and looked at me. I didn't speak, only Ge Zhuang clutched his chest and coughed, and when he was panting a little, he looked at me and said, "Why didn't the little pumpkin run away?" ”

I looked at the graveyard that was still shrouded in darkness in the darkness in front of me, shook my head and said I won't run, fatty, now let's run back. "I'll fuck you!" Ge Zhuang was so angry that he wanted to kick me, saying that you really want to play me to death, little pumpkin, Lao Tzu can't run, it's really not good.

I said I had to run if I couldn't run, so let's go back and see if the cigarette was still there.

In the end, Lao Zhong and I could only set up Ge Zhuang, and the three of them stumbled backwards, I silently measured my steps, returned to the position where I almost started running, let Ge Zhuang break away, and let him lie on the ground to gasp, and I turned on the flashlight to find cigarette butts.

As I expected, the cigarette butt was gone.

Lao Zhong said little pumpkin, what are you looking for cigarette butts for? I said that we obviously left the cigarette butts here, why did we run 900 steps forward, and when we ran back for another 900 steps, the cigarette butts were just gone?

Ge Zhuang said Are you stupid, burned out? I said it is impossible, the cigarette butt will be extinguished after it burns to the cigarette butt, at least leave a cigarette holder here, why not only can't you see the cigarette holder, but there is not even ash? Lao Zhong said that it is also possible that this is not the place where we put cigarette butts. I said that it was even more impossible, when I ran just now, I had been counting the steps, how many steps I had run forward, how many steps I had come back, and we had the same frequency of running, and there was no reason to pull so far apart.

Ge Zhuang said, "Why do you think it is?" I looked up, looked at them with a gloomy face, and said that something was following us and had taken the cigarette butt away.

Ge Zhuang's face turned pale, and he said that he had never heard of ghosts and smoked...... Lao Zhong said, it seems that it is really a ghost wall, little pumpkin, don't you have a child's urine, hurry up and sprinkle it out to try. Ge Zhuang said it, as long as his soak in boy urine, he is not as good as the fat man's big pants!

I said fatty, your magic armor should be put away in your pants and crotch first, and I will show you a paragraph first, how Lao Tzu's boy urine stabilizes the world.

Since the last time I was outside the tomb of the Bow Descendants, I found that the boy's urine did have the effect of "but evil", I fell into a deep entanglement, and now we are completely on this line, keeping the body of the child, and when I encounter danger when I go down to the tomb, I can also ward off evil spirits, but I can't never see meat, right? A sibling brother, my second brother has been with me for more than 20 years, and he is too wronged.

After sprinkling a soak of urine, I said to Lao Zhong, "Okay, this will try to see if the boy's urine has any effect, but if it doesn't work, you can only use the fat man's divine armor, let's go first, this time slow down!" ”

The next journey, in order to take care of the fat man's physical fitness, we walked very slowly, and now we have embarked on this endless road, even if we are in a hurry, there is no way, walking slower can save physical energy, and buy more time.

Five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and when we had reached nearly twenty minutes, we did not dare to leave early, for we were afraid that if we kept going, we would go to the palace of Hades.

We were all a little discouraged, and after all these tricks were exhausted, we still couldn't find an exit, which made me depressed and began to despair.

Lao Zhong has the strongest quality in his heart, and he will never give up until the last moment, patting me and Ge Zhuang on the shoulders and saying, "Little pumpkin, fat man, how many years have you known each other, and what wind and rain haven't you broken through?" How can you fold in such a small gutter, don't be discouraged, you can always get out. ”

I lit a cigarette for myself, Ge Zhuang smelled the smell of tobacco leaves, his heart was itchy, and he stretched out his hand to care about Lao Zhong, I stopped him, handed over the cigarette butt that I had smoked a few puffs of, and said that the fat man gave it to you, you smoke mine, save it, I don't know how long I will be trapped underneath.

Ge Zhuang took the cigarette, moistened his throat deeply, finished smoking a cigarette, fell to the ground and stood up, and said that Malegobi, serious illness still needs strong medicine, fat man, I don't believe it, little pumpkin, Lao Zhong, you two hurry up and turn your back, Lao Tzu is going to untie his pants, try how powerful the fat man's big pants are! Don't look at you two, beware of being scared by pythons.

I said fatty, you better save it, do you really think that pants can be useful?

"How do you know if you don't try it, don't the older generation say that pants can ward off evil spirits?" Ge Zhuang took care of himself and untied his belt, pulled off the flower pants that had been close to him for several years, and was greeted by the smell of pickling that had opened the fertilizer bag, and the smell made me and Lao Zhong quickly cover our noses.

Lao Zhong said you are a girl, how long has it been since Nima changed his pants? I said Lao Zhong, you think for yourself, these pants have followed the fat man's years, and they have known each other for longer than the two of us, and this grandson has never changed them......