Chapter 191: You're on the go, you're on the go

The boy doesn't know the taste of sorrow and falls in love with the floor. Fall in love with the floor, and worry about the new words.

Now I know the taste of sorrow, and I want to talk about it. I want to say that I will be resting, but I will say that the weather is cool and autumn!

The autumn wind swept away the yellow leaves. The sunset is shining, the sky is full of light, bright red as blood. The autumn in the north has brought early frost, cold wind, cold as a knife!

When I woke up from a hangover, I had a splitting headache.

Lu Shiyu hugged him like an octopus and fell asleep.

Liu Haoran shook his head vigorously, trying to remember yesterday's situation. I don't remember how much I drank yesterday, but I know that I drank a lot. At first, it was a foreign wine he didn't know, but after drinking it, the three of them felt that it was not enjoyable, and changed to high-grade spirits. The old man was the first to get drunk, leaving him and his eldest brother to drink bitterly. Later, the two directly poured the second pot head down as water, and neither of them knew how much they drank, they just wanted to drink each other.

All the love between men is in the wine.

The eldest brother has a good amount of alcohol, Lao Tzu secretly forced out some wine, but he drank it all, amazing. Liu Haoran felt a little sorry for his uncle. I used small means to persist until the end, but my eldest brother drank all of them into his stomach, or mixed with wine, I guess he hasn't woken up yet, right? Don't get into trouble with your drink.

Whatever, the world is big, and sleeping with his wife in his arms is the biggest. Liu Haoran didn't feel any burden in his heart, "Let's chirp" kissed Lu Shiyu, who was as quiet as a virgin, and continued to sleep.

The corners of the sleeping Lu Shiyu's mouth suddenly curved an arc, and he quietly bit the ears of the bad guys.

"Daughter-in-law, you're not asleep." Liu Haoran's hand was funny, and he said, "That's just right, the plan of the day lies in the morning, let's give birth to a son quickly." ”

Lu Shiyu sighed, and Liu Haoran burned like a fire.

The cold rain falls, the cool breeze rises, the grass and trees are sluggish, and then be the groomΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· (For some reason, 10 million words are omitted here, so you can guess.) οΌ‰

The scolding war on the Internet continues, but the person concerned, Liu Haoran, did not stand up to show his attitude, although the starling is supporting, many people are supporting, but Gao Li obviously thinks that Liu Haoran agrees with their official declaration, and even built a statue for Liu Haoran in the capital.

The Huaxia officials all stood up and began to accuse Gaoli, but the latter still went his own way, and shamelessly said that the Huaxia officials were deliberately covering up the facts!

"Let's cover up a fart, the gods are so shameless, how can there be a shameless country like Goryeo on the earth, they are shameless in their bones!"

"No wonder plastic surgery up and down has become a trend, it turned out to cover up the splash in your bones, Lao Tzu killed you Korean women with one shot, go to your mother's cover."

"I bought a watch last year, Lao Tzu can't bear it anymore, brothers and sisters, let's join forces, completely boycott Goryeo, don't want to make a penny from us!"

"Lao Tzu bought a famous Korean mobile phone not long ago just smashed by me, and my ruined daughter-in-law who loves to watch Goryeo sticks asked me to beat her up, saying that she wanted to give herself a long memory and refuse everything in Goryeo!"

"Upstairs, you're amazing, but brother, I suggest you buy a keyboard to kneel first, but I support your daughter-in-law. I used to like Koryo Oba too, but now it's disgusting to think about, phew, his Oba, I don't like Koryo sticks anymore. As a woman, we also have a sense of justice!! ”

"The beautiful sister upstairs is explaining, I don't like Goryeo sticks anymore, from now on, Liu Haoran is my idol, and I want to give birth to my idol."

"Girls, welcome you out of the sea of suffering, let us all join hands and resist the Goryeo stick together."

This time, Chinese netizens were surprisingly unanimous, regardless of men, women, and children, they spontaneously boycotted Goryeo.

The so-called experts who were still clamoring on the Internet yesterday have changed their past mistakes and sincerely admitted their mistakes.

"I'm a bastard, I'm shameless, I've sold my soul, I've disgraced my ancestors, I'm a bastard, I'm not a human being, my dad should have shot on the wall back then. I confess my mistakes, I am guilty. I admit that I took the money from the stick to black Grandpa Liu, so you can scold me as much as you want. ”

"I'm a brute, I'm inhumane, I'm a licking dog, Goryeo gave me eight million, let me hack Liu Haoran, please abuse me to your heart's content."

Statements like this have appeared.

Damn, what's going on?

Everyone was stunned, why did the style of painting suddenly change? Wasn't they kneeling and licking Goryeo yesterday? Why are you so honest today?

At this time, someone found that behind these remarks, there was also a note like this: After your best friend Starling has been identified, these people are deeply aware of their crimes, and the police are coming.

"Hahaha, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and they support the starling."

"Support the starling, you are the divine bird of our Huaxia!"

"Support the starling, I am your iron fan, and the fan will not explain for the rest of his life."

Line up, come one by one, and leave a message all in the building.

At noon, Lu Feng finally woke up, his headache was about to explode, and he looked around blankly.

"Who am I? Where am I from? Where am I going? Such a consciousness suddenly appeared in his mind, and immediately, he hurriedly "puffed" a few mouthfuls.

"Damn, I almost forgot whose son I am." Lu Feng scratched his head vigorously, "Damn, I won't drink with my brother-in-law in the future, this wine can't be slowed down for three days." It's too good to drink. ”

At the same time, Liu Haoran's father-in-law was being taught a lesson by his mother-in-law.

"What's the matter, after drinking a few taels of yellow soup, the tail will rise to the sky? If you don't explain who Jingjing is today, my mother and you will not be finished! ”

Zhou Qin sat on the bed in pajamas, holding a feather duster to teach Lu Nai, who was kneeling on the keyboard.

Lu Nai knelt on the keyboard and grabbed his ears with both hands, and said aggrievedly: "Wife, can't I be wrong, how do I know who Jingjing is?" ”

We have to start from the beginning. Saying that, Zhou Qin woke up and whispered softly in Lao Lu's ear, and then got into the quilt.

Lao Lujiu hadn't completely woken up yet, so he pushed it away in a daze, and said impatiently: "Take it with you, Lao Tzu wants to be quiet." ”

Thus, a domestic violence began.

The injustice in Lao Lu's heart is simply the water of West Lake.

"Is this an attitude of admitting your mistake? Do you dare to push me? Do you dare to call me Lao Tzu? Zhou Qin slapped a feather duster on the bed, and Lao Lu was so frightened that he trembled.

"Don't, be quiet, it's not good to be heard by the children." Lao Lu muttered, it would be nothing if his son and daughter heard it, anyway, they have heard it since childhood. The key is that Liu Haoran's stinky boy is here, if he hears it, he won't laugh to death.

"Are you still afraid of being embarrassed? Aren't you quite capable? Don't you call yourself Lao Tzu? You can give the old lady another one! ”

"Smack."

It's a feather duster again.

Lu Nai subconsciously shuddered again: "I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, you adults don't remember villains, just bypass me in front of the children This time, I made such a small mistake, as for it?" ”

Zhou Qin pinched Lu Nai's ear: "Are you still reasonable?" You want to have a next time, right? I think you just don't open the roof for three days. Write a 3,000-word confession to my mother. ”

Lao Lu breathed a sigh of relief, isn't it just a 3,000-word mistaken book, what a big deal, anyway, I have written a lot, just let that one come out and fool around.

In Lu Shiyu's boudoir, Liu Haoran hugged his daughter-in-law after finishing the incident, as if he heard some sounds that he shouldn't have heard, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and his father-in-law was being rectified again.

Still writing a confession? The old couple is very interesting.

"Daughter-in-law, our mother seems to be teaching our father a lesson."

"Oh, that's normal, our dad must have made a mistake again."

"I still write a confession book."

"My dad has been writing all his life, and there are just a few sentences over and over again, and I asked Lu Feng to ghostwrite them when I was a child."

"It's so exciting, the richest man in China is afraid of his wife." Liu Haoran thought about it, and finally grabbed the handle of the old man.

"Hmph, aren't you afraid? See how I clean you up. ”

Lu Shiyu pounced on Liu Haoran again.

"You little goblin."

Liu Haoran rubbed Lu Shiyu's hair dotingly.

"What's going on online? How did you become Korean? Lu Shiyu picked up her phone, and the browser had been blown up by this news.

"Nonsense, I'm a serious Chinese." Liu Haoran said lazily.

The family has been worried about Liu Haoran, so they didn't pay attention to the news on the Internet. As soon as Liu Haoran came back, the family happily celebrated the reunion, where did they have time to use the Internet.

"No, you see, this news is everywhere, and it was officially announced by Goryeo."

Lu Shiyu showed Liu Haoran the news.

"Damn, why did I become a Korean? How did I not know? ”

Liu Haoran was also stunned, how did the descendants of the Chinese descendants of Long, who are upright and red, become Koreans overnight? Goryeo also made a statue of himself in the capital?

Liu Haoran's face instantly turned cold, checking the news.

"Xiaoliu, don't be angry first, let's figure out the situation first, but I think the Koreans are all underwhelmed, so it's better to hang up their high-level people and beat them up. I dare to say that my husband is Korean, it's the other way around! ”

Lu Shiyu was still comforting in the previous sentence, but the latter words were suspected of sowing discord, gritting his teeth like a little devil and waving his pink fist.

Liu Haoran said: "Don't worry, I'll discuss it with my eldest brother, so as not to implicate my eldest brother when I get it, this matter has to be discussed in the long run." ”

Lu Shiyu was afraid that the world would not be chaotic and said: "Well, when the time comes, I will go with you, and I will take a whip and whip them to death." ”

Liu Haoran said with a smile: "Yes, yes, worthy of being my daughter-in-law, I want to go with me." ”

At this time, it was basically noon, and the mother-in-law made lunch.

At the dining table, Liu Haoran looked at the old man with a strange expression, the latter glared angrily, and Liu Haoran secretly gave a thumbs up.

After eating, Liu Haoran and Lu Feng discussed some things.

"Brother-in-law, what are you going to do with this?" Lu Feng frowned and said, "Goryeo's grandsons are too arrogant, relying on the support of America, they dare to say anything." ”

Liu Haoran said gloomily: "Uncle, if you kill them, what do you think will be the reaction?" ”

Lu Feng was startled, and hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law, this matter has to be discussed in the long run, and it can't be extinguished yet." ”

"I can't extinguish it." Liu Haoran sighed regretfully, and then said, "Then how simple and rude can it be." ”

Lu Feng gasped, he wanted to say to the group of high-level people in Goryeo: "You guys have a big problem, you have a big problem!" ”

At this moment, the housekeeper Chen Hai came with Wang Xiong.

Wang Xiong panted and crawled over, hugged Liu Haoran, and said excitedly: "Boss, you are finally back, I have watched all your videos, you are worthy of being my boss, amazing." ”

He hugged Lu Feng again and said, "Brother Feng, those eight lambs of the Bright Temple didn't do anything to you, right?" Brother, I want to be angry with you, but I don't have the ability of the boss, so I can only find a few foreign girls to vent my anger in bed. ”

Lu Feng said with a dark face: "Xiongzi, what are you talking nonsense?" ”

Wang Xiong smiled and said, "Boss, Brother Feng, what are you going to do, those sticks in Gaoli are too shameless, and the scolding on the Internet is not enjoyable, so I want to do a big deal with the boss." ”

The corners of Liu Haoran's mouth twitched, you think this is a robbery, and you still have a big vote.

This is clearly to teach his grandson how to be a person, okay?

"Don't mix up with children, just make trouble on the Internet." Lu Feng kicked Wang Xiong and said.

Liu Haoran also nodded, he had no problem going to Goryeo, because he had the means to protect himself. But you can't implicate an ordinary person like Wang Xiong, he has a good influence on this product, and he helped him at the beginning.

Wang Xiong shook his head again and again and said: "No, no, I have to teach those grandsons a lesson with my own hands, boss, you take me there, don't worry, I will never hold you back, I am ready with explosives, if I am surrounded, Lao Tzu will die with them." ”

Liu Haoran couldn't cry or laugh, you think this is a movie, and you will die together.

He felt that it was necessary to correct Wang Xiong's worldview, and said earnestly: "Xiongzi, your starting point is not right. Do you know what is the most important thing in fighting a war? ”

Wang Xiong said indifferently: "Of course it's to kill more enemies." ”

Liu Haoran shook his head and said, "It's wrong, it's to protect yourself." If a person doesn't know how to protect himself, how can he kill the enemy? Besides, dealing with those sticks, is it worth your fate with them? Do they deserve it? You have a problem with your thinking, and you have to remember that the most powerful thing in battle is stratagem. Why do you want to tie explosives to yourself and die with the stick, you think? Why not just bomb their capital? How nice it would be to blow up their high-level people directly. If you think about it again, how dangerous it is for one person to carry gunpowder, how safe and trouble-free missiles and atomic bombs are, and how many missiles can be lost. The atomic bomb is more convenient, and you can go home and eat directly if you go down to one. ”

"Yes, yes, it's still the boss. I just hate that I didn't meet the boss earlier, otherwise I would have walked sideways in the capital. Wang Xiong said bitterly.

Lu Feng covered his face, what is this, if this continues, Wang Xiong will directly become a kongbu element.

He looked at Liu Haoran and Wang Xiong with strange expressions, feeling like he was participating in a conspiracy.

"Ahem, Wang Xiong, Haoran is just talking, don't take it seriously. How is it possible to carry an atomic bomb with you, just listen to it. ”

Liu Haoran said with a serious face: "Uncle, I'm not just talking, I'm planning to do this." ”

Lu Feng's face changed greatly, others didn't know, but he knew how terrifying his brother-in-law was!

Goryeo is going to be finished, and it is definitely going to be finished!

(End of chapter)