All Chapters_Chapter 23 Zombie Horror: Half Coffin
But there is one thing I care about, that is, Zhang Xuezhong told me that human food and ghosts are not allowed to eat. If you eat it, the ghost's body can't digest it at all, and it will stay in the body forever, which is very uncomfortable.
But this female ghost in front of you ...... How can you gurgle and pour orange juice on yourself?
"Actually...... Life is full of ordinary ......," the female ghost whispered, holding the Coke bottle, looking at my shoes, "and I suddenly thought that it would be nice if I could do something meaningful." I just happened to see the bottle written on it that it was full of vitamins, and I thought...... Vitamin supplementation can also be a meaningful thing in life. That one...... I promise not to drink again, so you can let me go. ”
I sneered, she was still worried about stealing the drink, so she shook her head helplessly and said, "I have something else to do with you." ”
Hearing me say this, the female ghost suddenly trembled with fright, and she began to shed tears, crying and crying and sobbing all the time. Then she looked up and looked at me with tears in her eyes: "Are you going to eat me?" Can you let me drink a bottle of Nutrition Express before you eat me, I've always wanted to drink that ......"
I was really amused by this female ghost, so I took a bottle of each of all the flavors of Nutrition Express from the shelves and threw it to the female ghost. She immediately opened a bottle and drank it with a grunt. When she had finished drinking, she licked the empty bottle with her tongue, and then she clapped her hands contentedly, remembering that it was wrong to clap her hands at this time.
So, she immediately made a bitter face again, continued to drink Nutrition Express, and when she drank the last bottle, her tears could be said to be in a hurry. She drank the last bottle very slowly, slowly, and took several breaks. But the drinks are not endless, she still finished the bottle of Nutrition Express, then wiped away her tears, licked her lips nostalgically, and lay on the ground waiting to die.
I don't know why, but I think there's a little bit of cuteness about this female ghost, really.
I said helplessly, "Finished drinking, right?" I'm not here to eat you, I just want to ask you if you'd like to follow me, drink your fill. I can give you whatever you want, and if you don't have it here, I'll get it for you. ”
The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again, probably meaning that as long as you don't kill her, then anything will do. I made an appointment with her, and said that when the time came, I would ask her to come outside. And I made it very clear that if she dared to release my pigeon, I would eat her to-morrow, and her already pale face would be even paler.
Now that the time is about up, I walk out of the supermarket and go back to my room to rest. When I came back, I found that Zhang Xuezhong was also there, he was chatting with Shangguan Worm, and he seemed to be chatting well.
So I told them that I had recovered a ghost slave and would show them later. They all felt a little unbelievable about the matter of the ghost slave, and after I said it, Shangguan Worm was shocked and said, "Is there really a ghost who is so weak? ”
"I think ...... Probably live ghost food. Zhang Xuezhong said.
I asked Zhang Xuezhong what living ghost food was, and he said embarrassedly: "The so-called living ghost food is a ghost that is too weak to work, how to express it...... It's so weak that you can't believe it, once this kind of ghost encounters other powerful ghosts, it is eaten directly, so we call it living ghost food. I feel like you ghost slave might be living ghost food. ”
"Impossible...... I shook my head, "If it was really living ghost food, I would have died in the ghost supermarket a long time ago." I'll bring her to you when the time comes, so I can examine it. ”
They both said yes, and I waited for about the time and went to the supermarket. The female ghost was waiting for me at the door, her hand clutching the hem of her clothes, as if she was afraid that something would jump out of the ghost supermarket. I beckoned to her, and she immediately ran towards me, looking like a dog.
We walked upstairs, and as soon as we saw the female ghost, Zhang Xuezhong said directly: "It's living ghost food, and it doesn't need to be identified at all." Look at her, her toes are not very tiptoeing, and her walking is similar to that of a normal person, indicating that the yin qi is not heavy at all. Believe me, except for the living ghost food, no one's yin qi can be so weak. ”
"That'...... What can she do for me? I asked.
"You should be able to do laundry and cook, right?" Shangguan Worm also said.
Zhang Xuezhong shook his head: "It's okay to wash clothes, but it's not okay to cook." If he was so close to the flames, according to the courage of the living ghost food, he would have been frightened out of his soul a long time ago. Li Dong, I have to tell you the truth, you ghost slave is meaningless. However, you can ask her how she died, if her death was cruel enough, it means that she will also be ruthless when killing. ”
The female ghost was still standing next to me stupidly, so I asked her how she died. She thought about it very carefully, and then said: "The amusement park suddenly exploded, I was scared, I choked on the drink, and I died." ”
Four in a row, already clearly illustrates her thoughts. Originally...... was choked to death by soda, Shangguan Worm said in shock: "How hard do you have to pour a drink to choke yourself to death?" ”
I nodded, "I've seen her drink before, and I can describe it as a cow." ”
Zhang Xuezhong shrugged: "That's useless, when you kill someone, let her use soda to pour on others?" Forget it, this guy is too weak, you should be a nanny who washes and sweeps the floor for yourself, after all, it's your first ghost slave, don't abandon it, it's quite memorable. ”
I sighed, and then asked what the female ghost's name was, and she said that her name was Brother Zhang, because her parents wanted to have a son in the future. I sighed and said helplessly: "Just call you Xiaoqing, I can't name you." ”
The female ghost nodded, seemingly not too concerned about the name, because when she came in, her eyes had been staring at the two bottles of mineral water in the corner of the room. I saw what she was thinking, and I never expected her to be interested in mineral water, so I had to reluctantly say, "Go ahead." ”
Xiaoqing immediately happily ran to the mineral water, and then sat on the ground and poured it with a rumbling and rumbling. I lit a cigarette with a sad face, and Shangguan Worm smiled: "Don't worry, no matter how small a person is, he has his own use." Maybe you'll find something good about her later on, and maybe it can come in handy in an emergency. ”
"Huh." I responded.
Zhang Xuezhong took out a peachwood knife at this time, and he said: "Cut off a small piece of minced meat from her, and she will be your ghost slave from now on." When there is sun, she will hide in the minced meat, and when there is no sun, she can come out to accompany you. ”
I hummed, then threw the knife to Xiaoqing and asked her to cut off a piece of minced meat herself. Xiaoqing, probably afraid of pain, carefully cut off a small piece of her fingernail, and then ran over and handed it to me. The point is that she still has a particularly smug expression on her face, as if she is proud of her wit, waiting for me to compliment her.
I reluctantly grabbed Xiaoqing and cut off a centimeter-sized piece of minced flesh from her arm, she cried in pain, and then shrank in the corner and cried all the time. Shangguan Worm may have a soft heart, took out a bottle of yogurt from the drawer and threw it to her, she immediately burst into tears and laughed, holding yogurt and drinking.
I put the minced meat in my pocket, then took out a note and said seriously: "Although weak, Xiaoqing can help me fulfill this last wish." This ghost has three parts of my mother's essence on it, and I gave Zhang Da's essence to my mother, and she looks much better. If I put these three essences back, my mother will probably wake up, and even if I lose to other masters of the underworld, I will die without regrets. ”
Shangguan Worm took the note, and he read softly: "My coffin is half flooded, can you help me put the water away?" Please perform it at night. ”
I smiled and said, "It's just to put some water in the coffin, there is Xiaoqing, in the mountains at night, she is my eyes." ”
"Didn't you miss the point?" Shangguan Worm said at this time.
I wondered, "Huh? What's the point? ”
Shangguan Worm hated the iron and said with a sense of iron: "The tomb must be dry, the coffin must be sealed, let me ask you, where does the water come from?" ”
"Where did it come from?" I touched the back of my head, and I really didn't understand what Shangguan Worm was saying.
Zhang Xuezhong's face became a little ugly: "Li Dong, if there is water in the coffin, it means that the moisture is heavy and the yin is also heavy, so there is slowly water in the coffin, but when it reaches a certain level, it will not increase again." If there is just half a coffin, it is...... Zombie. ”
I was suddenly shocked: "The meaning of corpse transformation is ......"
"Yes......" Zhang Xuezhong nodded and said seriously, "In that coffin, there is a zombie, and it is not an ordinary zombie." Ordinary zombies are either reborn with yin qi, or the feng shui is not well placed, the kind is called a shadow corpse, and it is also called a boneless corpse. The types of zombies, from low to high, are divided into the following types, from low to high, according to the records of "Zi Buyu": no bones, ambush corpses, wandering corpses, flying zombies, hair zombies, green zombies, white zombies, and purple zombies. The strongest I've ever dealt with is Flying Zombie, and I almost died at its hands. ”
"What about me?" I asked hurriedly.
"Estimated...... It's hairy. ”