Chapter 71: Sun Ergou Goes and Returns
Seeing that everyone was chattering like a flock of crows, they all expressed their puzzlement about this matter, and their minds were full of questions, so I talked to everyone eloquently.
I smiled and said, "If you want to talk about this big rooster, I'll tell you all about their ancestors, of course, it's also a big rooster, but it's a bit big."
It is said that there are twenty-eight constellations in this sky, among which there is a constellation called "Pleiades Star Official", which lives in the Guangming Palace for a long time, and its true appearance is a six or seven feet high, majestic and majestic, red-crowned and golden-haired rooster.
After the golden retriever rooster has achieved cultivation, he took up the priesthood in the Heavenly Palace, "Si Chen Crying", to put it bluntly, he is to report the time to the Heavenly Palace, but don't look at its small official position, but its ability is very big.
What this golden retriever rooster has learned in his life lies in his own mouth, and his rooster crows loudly, which can suppress the demons in the world, and an iron mouth pokes out, which can peck at the evil in the world.
After explaining these to everyone, I pointed to the big rooster on the top of the coffin, which was tied by a red rope, and said with a smile: "Let's just say that this big rooster, don't look at it inconspicuous, but it is also the apprentice and grandson of the Angri Xingguan, although it is not as powerful as its ancestors, and its ability is 108,000 miles away, but it is called a peck, and the white hair stiff does not dare to make a mistake." ”
"I see!" Tie Zhu patted his head after listening to me, and said with a sudden realization: "Double happiness, it turns out that the reason why you scattered the corn on the coffin lid just now is to let the big rooster peck at the coffin lid." ”
"That's right!" I nodded, "That's just one thing, and there's another." ”
"I just said, the golden retriever rooster in the heavenly palace to serve as a priest "Si Chen Cry", responsible for reporting the time, our big rooster is the same, as the saying goes, the rooster crows at dawn, as long as its cry is heard by the white haired stiff in the coffin, it will be mistaken for that the sky is about to dawn, at this time, even if it borrows a few guts, it does not dare to jump out of the coffin. ”
Chen Jinghua listened to me with relish, immediately gave me a thumbs up, and said with admiration: "Double happiness, your trick is really wonderful, this white-haired monster is the most afraid of the sun, the big rooster crows to create a kind of illusion of a bright sky, it is so frightened that it is afraid of being burned to ashes by the sun, how dare it come out, and it has to lie down obediently in the coffin to sleep." ”
"That's right, the reason why I asked Tiezhu to bring the big is to create the illusion of a bright sky for the white-haired stiff." I laughed and said, "In layman's terms, I'm just going to the grave to burn newspapers, just to fool me." ”
"Tsk, who would have thought that the white-haired monster that more than a dozen people couldn't deal with would be suppressed by a big rooster, the world is really strange." Erdan touched his chin and interjected on the side.
Everyone craned their necks on the side, listened to a few of us with wide eyes, and after I finished speaking, they couldn't help but be stunned one by one.
"Amazing, I've lived most of my life, and it's the first time I've seen a big rooster that can subdue demons."
"It's not like that, I thought that the big rooster could only be killed and eaten meat, but I didn't think it would be of such use." After everyone was stunned for a while, they buzzed and began to point to the big rooster on the coffin and start talking.
"This big rooster is amazing, it's a god chicken, the one in my family can't eat anything, and he won't kill it during the New Year, keep it, feed it well, and he may not be able to protect the Lord when he encounters evil things or something." A villager shook his head and said with a beautiful face.
Hearing this villager say this, I immediately shook my head, this big rooster can suppress the white hair stiff, but it does not take it to restrain other evil things, the so-called one thing descends one thing, and prescribes the right medicine, this is the truth.
The big rooster is not omnipotent, of course, if the Pleiades star official goes down to earth, it is another matter.
I didn't break it to my face, and if the villagers had this idea in their hearts, and therefore treated the big rooster well, so as to have fewer lives and kills, I would have been happy to see it.
"Okay, everyone has been tossing for a night, and they must be very tired." I whispered, "Just watch me and the big here, you all go to sleep in the house." ”
After a lot of trouble for most of the night, everyone was bloodshot and yawned, not to mention that everyone was full of confidence in me and the big rooster, and this person looked at the coffin, and they were relieved, so they went back to the house to sleep in the cage.
Chen Jinghua did not enter the house, but stayed, he sat next to me, rolled a dry cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, and smoked it, and the fireworks flashed in the night.
"Village chief, you go to sleep too, I'll just guard it alone." When I saw that he did not leave, but sat down next to me, I persuaded him.
Chen Jinghua shook his head, sighed slightly, and said: "I'm not sleepy, not to mention that I've survived all night, and I don't have three hours left. ”
I nodded secretly when I heard this, this is the difficulty of being an official, it seems to be beautiful on the surface, but in fact, there is sadness behind it.
Chen Jinghua is a small village official at the bottom of the society, not only does he not have much oil and water in his hands, but he also has the responsibility of the entire Daliu Village on his shoulders.
This white zombie is a great hidden danger for the village, and if it is extricated, it will be a disaster for the entire village.
To put it bluntly, once it escaped and bit someone, things were in a uproar and alarmed the town, and at that time, it is estimated that Chen Jinghua's career as a village official will come to an end.
If this white stiffness is not removed for a day, how can his heart be at peace?
In this way, for the next period of time, with him with me, the two of us sat on the chairs and chattered, glancing in the direction of the coffin from time to time.
There was the big rooster guarding the coffin, and the white hairs inside didn't dare to make a fuss, and seeing that there was still an hour before dawn, our nerves gradually relaxed.
But this relaxation didn't matter, in a daze, we both dozed off one after another, and fell asleep.
The two of us slept this time, but it was a bad thing! Something big is wrong!
In my sleep, I vaguely heard the big rooster crowing and calling non-stop, and when I woke up and rubbed my eyes, I looked hazyly towards the coffin, and by the moonlight, I suddenly found a sneaky figure standing there.
His back was to me, his shoulders swaying, and when I looked closer, he was tiptoeing to untie the red rope tied to the rooster's leg.
"Who!" A stirring spirit in my heart suddenly woke up, and I shouted at the black figure.
Chen Jinghua, who was originally asleep, heard my cold shout, and sat up as if his buttocks had a spring, turned his head to look around, and looked blank: "What's wrong?" What's wrong with the corpse again? ”
But when he saw the figure next to the coffin, the knuckles of his hands were suddenly pinched by him and gurgled his teeth: "Sun Ergou, what do you want to do?" You're crazy! ”