As soon as the master entered the door, he knelt down, Zhong Linger and I were taken aback, and ran up together, I was busy helping the master up, and the master said stupidly: "Yin enough, as soon as you enter the door, I want Lao Tzu to worship you!" As he spoke, he patted his kneecaps, as if to pat the dust off them.

"Jie Ji ......"

A sinister laugh came from inside the room. I looked up and was startled. Zhong Ling'er snorted even more, and her pretty face turned red.

The room was a mess, cups and chopsticks were everywhere, electrical chairs were staggered, and the only square table stood with a person standing upright, and I could tell at a glance that she was the woman in the photo, Mr. Chen's sister, Mr. Zhou's wife, Ms. Chen. It's just that what is surprising is that she is naked at this time, and what is even more depressing is that not only did she not feel ashamed, but smiled at the master. The smile was exaggerated. She is forty years old, although the charm still exists, but it is still a little sagging, her chest seems to be hanging two big winter melons, her smile, the pair of "winter melons" on her chest also tremble.

I've never seen anything like this before, and I'm a little jaw-dropping. Zhong Ling'er turned around and walked out. I thought to myself, this woman is smiling so gloomily, I am afraid that it is a ghost, and as soon as I enter the door, I can put down the master, there must be a lot of origins, I want to see who is the monster in this house, so I look into the room.

However, apart from the naked Ms. Chen, I found nothing.

When Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou saw this, they all screamed in surprise, and Mr. Zhou was even more distressed, and said vigorously: "The family is unfortunate!" This crazy woman has lost her face! Mr. Chen anxiously shouted at Ms. Chen, "Sister! Wake up, sister! Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou both jumped on the table, pulled Ms. Chen off the table, pulled Ms. Chen off the table, and then pressed against the wall.

Ms. Chen looked at Master Uncle defiantly and sneered.

Uncle Master's face was not very good-looking, he glanced at me and motioned for me to come up. I hesitated to deal with the ghost, and I would not hesitate to jump on it, but I was facing a woman, and it was a naked woman, so how could I get on it. Thinking that I did not understand what he meant, the master exclaimed with great displeasure: "Boy, go quickly, and hold her down!" I glanced back at Zhong Ling'er, she also looked at me, although she didn't speak, but one look was enough, I rushed forward quickly, I thought that Ms. Chen would definitely resist, but she was like a sudden stupid, standing there motionless, letting me press her hands, just staring at me intently, with a smirk on her face.

I was stunned at first, and then I began to feel weak, if she fought back against me directly, kicking and biting me, I would still think it was normal, but she looked at me so obsessively that it made me feel unnatural and even cold. I was wondering if I should let go of her when she suddenly grabbed my head and pressed my head down with all her might, holding her chest up towards my mask. I was caught off guard, I only felt that my eyes were dark, and my face was soft, and I was surprised, you are a woman, ruining the innocence of the son! I pushed hard and quickly took two steps back, and Master Bo had already rushed up, holding a yellow talisman and sticking it heavily on Ms. Chen's forehead. Ms. Chan fell to the ground as soon as her body went limp.

Mr. Chen hurriedly ran up to help Ms. Chen, and called for his sister urgently, Mr. Zhou grabbed a piece of clothing and put it on Ms. Chen's body, and then helped Ms. Chen to the bed and lay down with great difficulty, and then covered her with a blanket.

The master glanced at me, showed an imperceptible chuckle, and teased, "Boy, this ghost has taken a fancy to you. "I wiped my face, embarrassed.

Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou walked over and asked Uncle Master anxiously what to do next, and Uncle Master glanced at Ms. Chen on the bed and told us all to go out. I was about to leave when the master said to me, "You stay." "I don't understand why he told me to stay, but I soon knew what was going on.

After Zhong Ling'er went out with Mr. Chan and Mr. Chow, the master told me to close the door and lower all the windows. I'm curious, aren't ghosts afraid of sunlight? At this time, we should open the windows and let in as much sunlight as possible. The master asked me who taught me this, and I said that I didn't need to teach it at all, because I didn't know how to teach it. The master asked me why I let the sunlight in, and I said that it was used to deal with the ghosts, and the ghosts would disappear when they saw the sunlight. Master Bo snorted and said coldly: "Boy, can't you let the ghost live?" "I understand what Uncle Master means, he doesn't want to hurt ghosts. I was not convinced, saying that since this ghost hurts people, it should be destroyed. Uncle Mada, who was also a more serious person, asked me, "If a person makes a small mistake, should he be shot?" "I said it depends, and some mistakes don't lead to death, so of course you don't have to be shot. The master said: "You know the truth, why do you do things so ruthlessly? The more I listened, the more unconvinced I became, and while pulling the curtains, I said, "Master, I feel that you are very similar to a kind of person. "Uncle asked me what kind of person I am, and I said that I had recently seen a news that a girl was too beautiful and was raped, and because she resisted, she injured the other person's thing, and the other party took her to court, and the judge not only sentenced the girl to prison, but also fined her, and when I said this, I glanced at Uncle Master and said, "You are the judge." ”

"What the hell!" The master glared at me, and said angrily: "Dare to compare Lao Tzu with brain damage, you are a heartfelt pastime for Lao Tzu, right?" ”

I didn't expect that Uncle Master was a lot older and had such a bad temper, so he even called himself Lao Tzu in front of me, worried that he would not be able to get off the stage, so he hurriedly changed the topic and asked him what to do now, Uncle Master handed me a red line and told me to put it in Ms. Chen's mouth, and I must let her bite it with her teeth. I asked him curiously why he did this, and Master Bo explained that it was to lure out the ghost in Ms. Chen's body.

I walked to the bed with the red thread, and saw that Ms. Chen still had the yellow talisman on her forehead, her eyes closed, and she looked like she was sleeping very peacefully, but remembering the fierce appearance of her pushing Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou to the ground just now, I still had some scruples, so I looked at the master and asked, will she suddenly wake up and bite me? The master said impatiently: "If you are told to let you go, you will let it go, where is there so much nonsense?" "I thought that this master was hot-tempered, but kind-hearted, and what a strange man.

Ms. Chen's teeth were clenched tightly, and I didn't open them for a long time, so I had to turn to the master for help, and the master sighed helplessly, and asked before I could speak: "Won't you think of a way?" "I said, do you want me to use a knife to pry? Master Bertie's voice said, "Don't be so rude, think of other ways. "I really can't think of a way, she's biting too hard. Uncle Shi looked at me again, asked me if I hadn't found a girlfriend, and asked me what my relationship was with Zhong Ling'er, I was inexplicable, and asked him what this had to do with trying to open Ms. Chen's teeth, Uncle Shi sighed again, walked over, pulled away the blanket covering Ms. Chen's body, opened his palm, and forcefully went towards Ms. Chen's abdomen.

"Huh?" Before Ms. Chen could open her mouth, my mouth did open.

Unexpectedly, this trick was quite effective, Master Bo rubbed Ms. Chen's lower abdomen no more than three times, Ms. Chen suddenly opened her mouth, Master Bo picked up the red rope and quickly stuffed it into her mouth.

I was dumbfounded.

The master covered Ms. Chen's clothes very calmly, grabbed the end of the red thread and took seven steps back, then squatted down, chanted something in his mouth, tied a knot at the end of the thread, and pointed to the southwest. I thought it was done, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when suddenly a "bang" sound came from the bed, and I looked back to see that Ms. Chen was moving on the bed, and her back seemed to be equipped with a spring, which bounced up and down from time to time, foaming at the mouth. Master Bo was also taken aback, and hurriedly pulled the red rope out of Ms. Chen's mouth.

As soon as the red line was drawn, Ms. Chen immediately stopped bouncing.

The master frowned.

I asked Uncle Master what was going on, and Uncle Master said that things were a bit troublesome, and that he had to ask what the ghost wanted to do, and then told me to go out. I was very curious, and wanted to know how the master uncle asked the ghost, so I sincerely said that I wanted to stay and help, and the master saw through my thoughts, and said angrily with a blank look: "Want to steal the master to learn the arts?" When you worship me as a teacher, go out quickly, and no one is allowed to peek in! "I just walked out in a huff.

As soon as I got outside, Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou came up to me and asked me how I was doing, and I told the truth, and the two of them sighed. Zhong Ling'er glanced at the door, and stopped talking.

After a while, the door opened, and the master appeared at the door with a depressed face, and Mr. Chen couldn't wait to ask, "Master, how is my sister?" The master shook his head slowly, but looked straight at me, and said stupidly, "You go and talk to that ghost, and she will not leave until she tells you to go." ”

I went to Zhong Ling'er to ask for a talisman, and entered the house in surprise, and the master closed the door from the outside, and shouted at everyone to stay away from the house.

From a distance, I saw Ms. Chen lying on the bed, the yellow charm on her forehead had been removed, and her body was covered with a blanket, and she did not move at all. I was afraid of regeneration, so I walked cautiously. When I got to the bed, Ms. Chen suddenly sat up straight, the blanket covering her body also fell to the ground, and her upper body was in full view in front of me. Don't look at indecent things, besides, it's such an old woman, about the same age as my mother, where do I dare to look, quickly look away, and then began to persuade the ghost in Ms. Chen's body, since it is already a ghost, you have to go back to the underworld, don't linger on the world, let alone hurt people, otherwise, sooner or later, it will be wiped out......

Before I could finish my sentence, Ms. Chen interrupted me and asked in a very strange voice, "Have you ever slept with a woman?" I was stunned, and said with a straight face: "You give me seriousness, I am not as benevolent as my master......" Ms. Chen stared at me and said slowly and gloomily: "I was a popular star when I was alive, and many big directors wanted to sleep with me, but I turned them away." I'm in love with a young kid who's as handsome, cute, and childish as you are. Because I was too popular, I was jealous of my peers, and they called the underworld to deal with me and brutally killed me. I don't blink my eyes when I die, I have become a ghost and have been wandering in the world. ”

After she said this, I felt a little sympathetic to her, so I kindly persuaded her to let go of hatred and reincarnate with peace of mind, Ms. Chen didn't listen to me at all, and still said to herself: "After I die, I am unwilling and want to take revenge, but I can't." I lived in this house before I was alive, and I came here that day, and it happened that this woman was having sex with her man in the bathtub, and I took advantage of her orgasm to possess her, and as a result, I ...... "Ms. Chen said this, stopped, and still stared at me.

"What the hell do you want?" I subconsciously took a step back.

"I just want to find a man who can satisfy me once, and then I'll leave," Ms. Chen said. The old man said you can, so as long as you sleep with me, I will promise you to leave this woman. ”

I was depressed, only then did I know that I was betrayed by the master uncle, and greeted him fiercely, and said very unhappily: "If you want to sleep with a man, you have to find a young, beautiful and noble woman to possess you, you find a half-old, not to mention the dead old man just now, even if it is a prostitute, I am not interested in you!" I advise you to leave this woman at once, or else I will be blamed for being unkind to you! ”

"Really?" Ms. Chen's eyes sank, and she suddenly jumped up and rushed towards me, I had already taken precautions, dodged to the side, and before she turned around, I put the talisman on her back, and Ms. Chen's body fell to the ground weakly. I grabbed the blanket on the bed and put it on her, opened the door, and saw Uncle Chen and Mr. Zhong Ling'er standing at the door, while Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou were anxiously looking at each other in the distance. I said no, and then asked Zhong Ling'er if she had brought the Qiankun bag, Zhong Ling'er said that she did, and she walked into the house, took out the Qiankun bag and prepared to put on Miss Chen's head, Master Bo followed in, looked at Ms. Chen on the ground, and said that it was late, and the ghost had fled.

Mr. Chen and Mr. Zhou ran in, and when they heard the master say that the ghost was gone, they quickly helped Ms. Chen to the bed and gave her half a bowl of water, and Ms. Chen woke up, completely ignorant of what had happened before. Master Uncle gave Ms. Chen a talisman and told her to stick it in her heart and not take it off within three days.

On the way back, thinking that Uncle Master betrayed me, the more I thought about it, the more unhappy I became, Uncle Master probably saw through my thoughts, and smiled at me: "Boy, don't keep a straight face, I don't eat you like this, I see that you have some ability, be my apprentice, how about it?" I've been a little busy lately, as long as you help me do things, I'll give you 30% of the remuneration for each business. ”

Originally, I wanted to worship him as a teacher at the beginning, but now that he is such a "despicable" person, how can I dare to recognize him as a master? If one day I meet an even more powerful ghost, and he can't deal with it, won't I be killed by him? Thinking of this, I said lightly: "Thank you, master, I don't have that ability, I don't dare to be your apprentice." Of course, Uncle Master understood my voice, and seemed to be about to have a seizure, Zhong Ling'er hurriedly explained: "Uncle Master, I and Xiaodao are looking for someone, I'm afraid...... I don't have time to learn from you. ”

"Looking for someone?" Master Bo said with a big grin: "Is that the Zhang Yunhao and Wu Lele you asked?" Tell me why you're looking for them, maybe I can help you. Zhong Ling'er said: "They are friends with me and Xiaodao, but they are just ...... They're gone, they probably know my master......"

"It's easy to do." Master Bo immediately said: "I will immediately ask someone to find Senior Brother Yu, and it will be found in three days at most." For the past three days, you two have been here with me to help me handle business. ”

Seeing that the master said it so easily, I thought that he could really find the fish Taoist, so I believed him.

In the next three days, Zhong Ling'er and I helped the master to deal with several businesses, and the specific things will not be repeated, three days later, the master did not have the slightest news of the fish Taoist, and Zhong Linger and I returned disappointed.

The next thing I want to talk about is that Zhong Ling'er and I went to find Wu Lele and Zhang Yunhao.