Chapter Eighty-Nine: A Misunderstanding Arises
Yingning arrived at the bank of the Lechuan River, where there was not even a single figure. She looked around, and saw Xiaoyaojun on the lookout platform. was laughing with Meng Po, and Xiaoyaojun's merry ghost didn't know what to say, which made Meng Po tremble with laughter.
Ying Ning walked slowly to Wangxiangtai, and Xiaoyaojun spoke impassionedly, spitting everywhere, causing the souls in the queue to forget to drink the soup. Ying Ning coughed, and Xiaoyaojun turned around. Seeing that it was her, a smile instantly appeared on the corners of her eyes and eyebrows, and she rushed towards Yingning with his dust. "Oh, my little Ningning, we haven't seen each other for a long time."
Seeing that she was about to hug Yingning, fortunately, she reacted in time, reached out and pressed it on his shoulder, raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Xiaoyaojun, when can you change your problem when you see a woman?" You forgot that you molested the Moon Spirit Fairy and almost got accused of the Heavenly Emperor. Why don't you remember it so long? ”
Xiaoyaojun withdrew his outstretched arms and said a few times: "Xiao Yingning, in vain I was so good to you before, you actually dismantled my platform indiscriminately." What kind of flirtation is me, it's clearly a misunderstanding. ”
Ying Ning rolled her eyes, "Okay, you rely on your good skin and mess with flowers all day long." I think sooner or later, the Emperor of Heaven will demolish your immortal bones, strip your immortal skin, and demote you to the mortal world. ”
Xiaoyaojun laughed a few times: "That is the best, the red world in the mortal world is the most in line with the old man's wishes." ”
also talked about his pride, Ying Ning said helplessly: "I'm too lazy to tell you, let me ask you, are you here to pick me up this time?" ”
"Pick you up? Who told you I was here to pick you up? "Xiaoyaojun is serious, and it doesn't seem like a fake.
Yingning was stunned for a while, she was full of joy, but she was poured a basin of cold water on her head. "You didn't come to pick me up, so what did you do in the underworld?"
Xiaoyaojun's pair of peach blossom eyes looked around, shook his head and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much." I came here to visit, and by the way, I checked the environment in which you lived, and saw if you had suffered any grievances. ”
Ying Ning sighed: "I've been in the underworld for more than a year, and you're only coming to see if I've been wronged at this moment, is it too late?" ”
Xiaoyaojun laughed a few times, hugged Yingning's shoulders and said, "It's not because of Xuannu that I am not allowed to come." What do you say that you are afraid that I will bring you badly, when did you say that I will bring you badly? ”
Ying Ning held her chin and thought for a long time, and nodded slightly: "What Aunt Xuannu said is true, I was indeed taken by you." ”
"Xiao Yingning, this is your fault. I treat you well, when will you come to your palace, I am not serving you with good wine and food, small songs for you, and good stories for you. Why are you still raking upside down? Xiaoyaojun counted them one by one, and she used to go to his palace. That's not bad, Xiaoyaojun is well-informed, and the thousands of stories in her mouth often attract her. Not to mention those elixir jade dew, beckoning to her every day, how could she not go.
Ying Ning coughed and said, "Yes, that's right, you taught me to drink." When I develop this bad habit, aren't you the one who brought me bad? ”
"Who in the world doesn't drink? If you go to the mortal world and see, which celebrity doesn't drink, how can he teach you to drink is to bring you harm? Don't wronged me. Xiaoyaojun's face was angry, Xiao Yingning was clearly crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.
"Aunt Xuannu said that drinking is easy to make mistakes. You also know that I have always loved to get into trouble, and if I get drunk, won't I be more likely to get into trouble? Yingning's words are convincing, and he is right.
Xiaoyaojun touched his chin and looked at her strangely: "No, there is something wrong." When you were in the heavenly realm, Xuannu persuaded you many times, when did you hear it, why did you have to change your past when you came to the underworld? ”
Yo, this guy is pretty smart. Naturally, I taught her to change her past wrongs, but Yingning didn't admit it: "Where someone taught me, I realized it myself." Didn't you say that I have the highest understanding? Also, you don't have to tell me about the clouds and rain in Wushan in the future. "I said that this kind of thing is not good in public, and it is unreasonable to talk about it casually.
Xiaoyaojun's face changed, and the corners of his lips curled and asked, "Little thing, tell me the truth, have you tasted the clouds and rain with others?" ”
Yingning's cheeks hung with a flush, they just tasted it, did they taste it? Xiaoyaojun's eyes widened, and he grabbed her hand and said, "You really tasted it with someone?" ”
Ying Ning bit her lip and thought for a while and said, "I don't know if I've tasted it." ”
Xiaoyaojun asked, "Can he kiss you?" ”
Ying Ning touched her lips and nodded with a smile.
Xiaoyaojun paused, and then asked, "Did he take off your clothes?" ”
Ying Ning's face turned even redder and nodded shyly again.
Xiaoyaojun's eyes were full of pain: "He can ...... Can he go deeper? ”
His hand seemed to reach into her clothes, and Ying Ning continued to nod.
He raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, beat his chest and said: "Heaven, earth, the demons and monsters in this underworld are really insidious, and they are too fast. I've worked hard to grow this good cabbage for a long time, and I've just gnawed it. It's really painful for the old man! ”
Ying Ning looked at Xiaoyaojun's angry appearance, and was very puzzled, why did she taste the clouds and rain, was he so painful? But what does good cabbage mean? Is that her? But she's not a cabbage. The cabbage elf, she had seen it in the heavenly realm, was white and chubby, and very cute.
Xiaoyaojun said bitterly: "If I knew this, I wouldn't have allowed you to enter the underworld." You really don't eat the fireworks of the world, how can you be deceived so easily. ”
Ying Ning looked innocent, "He didn't lie to me, I volunteered." Didn't you say that clouds and rain are the happiest thing for men and women in this world? I don't know what it's like, but I want to experience it for myself. ”
Xiaoyaojun let out a long howl again: "Sure enough, I still brought you badly, I knew it was like this, and I didn't talk about listening to those charming things with you at that time." Otherwise, you wouldn't have put yourself in it today. ”
"Hmm~" Ying Ning shook her head and patted Xiaoyaojun's shoulder to show comfort, she said, "The stories you tell are very interesting, I like them very much." ”
"Well, tell me, who is the person who stole the cabbage?" He wanted to see who was so bold to coax the gods from the sky so quickly.
Without waiting for Ying Ning to speak, Xiaoyaojun stretched out his hand and pointed forward, frowning and said, "But that person? ”
Ying Ning followed the direction of his finger and saw that it was Wu Period, coming towards Wangxiangtai.
As I approached, Xiaoyaojun looked him up and down for a long time. I was the first to speak: "In the next Zhong Wu period, your Excellency is the same door of the Nine Heavens Xuannu - Xiaoyaojun?" ”
Xiaoyaojun nodded and smiled: "Who should I be?" It turned out to be the famous ghost king Zhong Wu period! You have a good eye, this immortal is the same disciple of Xuannu, Xiaoyaojun. ”
"I don't know that Xiaoyaojun is coming, and I miss the distance, and I hope that Xiaoyaojun will forgive his sins." I bowed my head and clenched my fists, and my tone and attitude were very sincere.
Xiaoyaojun shook off the dust, squinted at him and said, "It's easy to say, I had some friendship with your father in the early years, so I won't care about these courtesies with you." But now, I have an urgent matter for you, and you have to answer it truthfully. ”
I replied: "Xiaoyaojun, please ask, I must know everything, and I must say everything." ”
Good attitude, that's great. Xiaoyaojun said with a smile: "But you gnawed on our little cabbage?" ”
"What?" I didn't understand it for a while, so where did I start?
Ying Ning also nodded on the side: "You don't understand, do you?" Just now he said this, what a good cabbage has been gnawed. The cabbage elf was gnawed, what does it have to do with my brother? As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly shouted: "Brother Wuqi, you won't really gnaw the cabbage elf, right?" She's so cute, why are you gnawing on her? But where did she offend you? ”
Wu Qi hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "I have never seen any cabbage elves, and I have never gnawed on them, but Xiaoyaojun was mistaken?" ”
Xiaoyaojun covered his chest, pointed his index finger at Yingning and said, "Elm head, it's really uncarvable?" As he spoke, he glared at Wu Qi and said very indignantly: "I said this cabbage in front of me." ”
This Xiaoyaojun is laughing again, where is the cabbage in front of him? As if he understood, his face turned slightly red, and he said softly: "If Xiaoyaojun refers to Yingning, then I will tell the truth that she is already with me." ”
Xiaoyaojun was heartbroken, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Wu Qi: "You...... You, you dare to coax the descendants of the Xuannu, it is really an unforgivable sin. ”
"I'm sincere to Yingning, and the two of us are also in love, and I have never coaxed her." I said loudly, Yingning quietly grabbed his sleeves and looked at him with crooked eyebrows.
"It's a good two lovers, she never understands love, she is ignorant of all this, where do you know what is love? If you hadn't coaxed her, how could she ...... with you" Xiaoyaojun didn't say it, how could those charming things be discussed in public.
It was really hard to stop in the middle of the conversation, so that people could hear half of it. "Xiaoyaojun, please be clear, what does she have to do with me?" I asked.
"She ...... with you" Xiaoyaojun stopped again, and after a moment he continued: "She has admitted it, you are the ghost king of the underworld, why don't you dare to admit it?" ”
I looked at Ying Ning and asked her suspiciously, "What did you confess?" ”
Ying Ning shook her head: "I didn't admit anything." ”
"Hey, you little thing." Xiaoyaojun patted Yingning's head, "Are you playing a scoundrel now?" You've just admitted it. ”
Ying Ning blinked a few times, she confessed something, she didn't remember it. Yingning said with a hippie smile: "I did forget, why don't you remind Xiaoyaojun?" ”
Xiaoyaojun closed his eyes and said in a deep voice: "You just said that you have personally experienced the taste of clouds and rain. ”
Wu Qi suddenly coughed violently, Ying Ning hurriedly stepped forward, patted him on the back and said, "What's wrong with you?" Choked? Does it matter? ”
Wu Qi covered his lips and said in Yingning's ear: "This kind of thing, how can you tell others about it." ”
"Xiaoyaojun is not someone else, I didn't take the initiative to say, he asked. I didn't say anything, I was telling the truth. Yingning continued to pat him on the back, looking puzzled.
"Zhong Wuqi, can you admit it?" Xiaoyaojun asked again with a cold eye.
Wu Qi pondered for a moment and said, "It's probably because Yingning didn't make it clear to you, so you misunderstood." It's not what Xiaoyaojun thought, I didn't touch her. ”
Xiaoyaojun glared at him and said angrily: "Yingning said very clearly, and I also heard it very clearly. How dare you do it, such an act is really outrageous. The pure white and immaculate fairy of my heavenly realm has been defiled by you, the wicked man. I'll go back to the Heavenly Realm, give the Emperor of Heaven, and let him clean you up. ”
After Xiaoyaojun finished speaking, he didn't listen to my arguments, and flew away in a fog.