Zhou Lu quickly pieced together the vocabulary from the ancient books such as 'Wuji Tianyan Divine Calculation' that he had learned, raised his head, looked up at the starry sky and the full moon at forty-five degrees, stood with his hands in his hands, and sighed:

"Life is not happy, death is also bitter. Life and death are like the cycle of day and night, the cycle of the four seasons, life, not gain, death, not loss. Life and death are the same. Okay, there can be two little women like flower fairies, see me off, this life is enough, do it, I won't dodge anymore. ”

The little flower fairy burst into tears: "He, he said so sadly, sister, I want to cry...... He also said that we are little heroines like flower fairies, and you should not hurt him, or we will persuade her not to kill herself. ”

The big flower fairy took a deep breath: "I...... I didn't want to hurt him, I want to persuade you. ”

"Ding, the host's pathos connotation is coquettish, and you get 110 coquettish points."

"Ding, the host sells miserably coquettish, and gets 110 coquettish points."

Zhou Lu pricked up his ears, the two girls talked, he heard it clearly, and he wanted to laugh.

I heard the coquettish value prompt again, and I was in a happy mood.

I feel that the two flower fairies are innocent and kind, very loving, and quite righteous.

The little flower fairy took two steps closer to Zhou Lu, and really comforted her:

"Your name is Zhou Lu, my name is Mu Lixue, my sister's name is Mu Jingxue, in fact, there are still many benefits to living a person, as the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, ants are still greedy for life, not to mention us human beings, you ......"

She approached Zhou Lu and found that Zhou Lu did not look bad, his eyes were clear and bright, and he was a talent, so she couldn't help but feel good.

"Mu Lixue, Mu Jingxue, the name is so nice, thank you, kind Lixue girl, but my loneliness, you don't understand, I have made up my mind." The corners of Zhou Lu's mouth gave a faint wry smile.

"You...... You feel lonely, don't you? Then if we are your friends, you will not be lonely, you have no family, it doesn't matter, our Mu family has recently recruited disciples, you can try it and join our Mu family's big family, so that you will definitely not be lonely. ”

The more Mu Lixue spoke, the happier she became, and she consciously found a way to solve Zhou Lu's problem.

The corners of Zhou Lu's mouth twitched, and he almost laughed, he lowered his head and forced a smile, and asked, "Who is your Mu family?" ”

"Well, you may not know, our Mu family is one of the four great families of Xuanmen, and they are the best at yin and yang feng shui, if you are not interested in feng shui, you can also learn divination and wangqi, or learn martial arts......"

"Lixue." Mu Jingxue called softly.

She intended to remind Mu Lixue not to tell her family background all at once.

The stranger who met for the first time, I don't know the character of the other party, and my sister has to pull people home, which is enough.

Zhou Lu accepted it when he saw it, nodded and said, "Thank you Li Xue from the bottom of my heart, I will seriously consider your suggestion, and thank you Jing Xue." ”

Calling herself a disciple of her family is a bit unexpected.

Good at yin and yang feng shui?

There seems to be this kind of ancient book cheats in the mall, but I didn't use it, so I didn't study it.

Then

Zhou Lu heard footsteps approaching, and a group of people were walking briskly towards it.

In fact, I found out that the neighborhood was bustling with more and more people.

Most of the people walked in groups, three or five, six or seven together, but they did not gather in groups, indicating that their sects had different positions, and they all chose to wait and see.

"Sister Jingxue, Sister Lixue, I finally found you, your father said, you are in this direction."

Several young talents appeared, starting with a young man, and when they saw the twin sisters, their faces were full of smiles, greeting them warmly, and they completely ignored Zhou Lu.

Zhou Lu glanced at it, the tall young man who spoke, his appearance was a little heroic, but the corners of his eyes were gloomy, and his eyebrows were compact and depressed.

"Jin Yizhou, do you have something to do with us?"

Mu Lixue was quick to speak, and it could be seen that she didn't have a good impression of Jin Yizhou.

"I'm trying to protect you." Jin Yizhou's smile did not decrease.

"Our Mu family, we don't need protection, you can leave quickly."

"Li Xue, you can't talk to Brother Jin like this, no matter how you say it, the Jin family and the Mu family are also world friends." Mu Jingxue whispered.

"That's right, I don't mean anything else, your Mu family has few Ding and poor business, and our Jin family Ding and business are very prosperous, and they are the head of the four major families of Xuanmen, if it weren't for our Jin family's friendship and often helping your father, the name of the four major families of your Mu family would have long ceased to exist. There is a great danger tonight, so I have come here to protect you. ”

As soon as Jin Yizhou finished speaking, he was followed by several people who echoed him.

Zhou Lu understood why Mu Lixue didn't like Jin Yizhou.

This man speaks with a sense of superiority, his eyes are empty, and he is very self-righteous.

Using the power of the family to suppress others, it is uncomfortable for anyone to listen to it.

Zhou Lu yawned and muttered lazily: "That's a lot of nonsense." ”

Hearing this, Jin Yizhou's eyes glared: "Who are you?" ”

He made a look, and rushed to Zhou Lu left and right:

"Where did the wild boy come from!"

"Is it your turn to speak?"

"Dare to talk to Jin Dashao like this, you can't live patiently?"

"It's not honest that you look good!"

Mu Lixue already felt that Zhou Lu was too pitiful, and it was not easy to persuade him not to look for a short-sightedness, and now he definitely can't allow Jin Yizhou to bully him.

She stood up in front of Zhou Lu, waved the iron rod, and said angrily: "If you want to move him, you must pass the level of aunt and grandmother first." ”

"Brother Jin, his name is Zhou Lu, it is possible to worship our Mu family as a disciple, he doesn't know the rules very well, please don't be generalized......" Mu Jingxue saw that the incident was escalating, and in a hurry, she took out her sister's idea and said.

"Yo, the Mu family has begun to recruit disciples? Well, for the sake of the two younger sisters, forget it this time, don't be as stupid as this stupid and stunned young man. Seeing Mu Jingxue showing weakness and pleading, Jin Yizhou felt very happy.

Zhou Lu sneered in his heart.

You forget it, you can't count it.

I hate this kind of bullying pen the most.

Zhou Lu took out a [Diabetes Collapse Charm] from the inventory and threw it over.

felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, so he exchanged it for a cheap [Fart Talisman] from the mall and gave it to Jin Yizhou.

[Fart Talisman]:

The Five Elements Wind Spell introduces a special airflow to temporarily destroy the balance of the anorectal system in the body, and continuously releases loud farts within 2 minutes.

A few seconds later.

Jin Yizhou suddenly felt a lot of urine, he couldn't hold it back, and it gushed out all of a sudden, and a stream of heat flowed down the step and in his pants.

His face changed dramatically.

Fortunately, he wore dark pants, and it was difficult for others to see his pants soaked at night.

"I've got something, I'll come back later." Jin Yizhou pretended to be calm and turned around and left.

The next moment,

"Porphyry...... Porphyrium porphyrium ......"

Loud fart.

In the quiet late night mountain forest, it looks loud and unique.

Jin Yizhou immediately became the focus of the maverick.

"Big brother, you, are you okay?" There are brothers who care.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's fine." Jin Yizhou cried and mourned, desperately tightening the chrysanthemum.

"Porphyry............"

The serial farts are like machine guns, and they make loud noises continuously, which is simply the birth of a fart spirit.

No matter how much you tighten the chrysanthemum, it is useless, and the air pressure from the inside out is not so easy to control.

Jin Yizhou is a rookie master of the younger generation, and has always wanted to be famous and in the spotlight, but it is definitely not the focus in this case.

Moreover, in this case, it became the focus, and the matter of him peeing his pants was easy to find.

People's eyes and flashlights converged on Jin Yizhou's hurried figure.