Chapter 633: Eight hundred enemies were killed, and one thousand were self-inflicted
After all, he couldn't dodge, and Qiao Muyi still asked him to answer.
Although Ren Suo didn't plan to hide from the beginning, otherwise he wouldn't have taken the initiative to come to Lianjiang to find Qiao Muyi.
But...... You say that he doesn't have a fluke mentality, that's impossible, every student who doesn't do their homework during the winter vacation is ready to accept the storm, but they also hope that the teacher will not accept the homework/not look at the homework/only check the part of the homework they do.
Ren Suo's whole body stiffened, his heart pounded, and he even felt like he was starting to secrete adrenaline.
When a person is extremely nervous, all his senses become more sensitive.
Ren Suo can now smell the shampoo scent of Qiao Muyi's hair,
Seeing the fair and sexy collarbone inside the collar of her dress,
Hearing a hint of jealousy and grievance in her voice,
I could feel her holding her hands and gently touching her spine, one hand on the back of his neck that could break his neck at any moment, and one hand on the tail vertebrae that would allow him to lie down with just a little force to destroy it.
β¦β¦ But at the same time, he also felt Qiao Muyi's weak and boneless graceful body, the soft and soft rabbit, and the slender waist that Ying Ying grasped.
Although Ren Suo was panicked in his heart, out of the complicated feelings of his senses, he hugged Qiao Muyi more and more.
He didn't even dare to make a sound in his throat, obsessed with the taste of Qiao Muyi like a dying drowning man.
ββ¦β¦ Silence is useless. Qiao Muyi said faintly: "Your heartbeat has already told me the answer." β
ββ¦β¦ I'm sorry. Ren Suo was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "This time, I am sorry for you." β
"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what else do you want us to do?" Qiao Muyi raised his head and looked at him, his fox-like arrogant and cold eyebrows and eyes wrinkled slightly, revealing a trace of grievance and resentment, and Ren Suo's heart jumped: "Then what are you going to do?" β
What am I going to do?
Ren Suo had thought about this problem in the dark side of the moon, and at that time he was thinking, 'Don't confess first, don't establish an intimate relationship with anyone, and wait until you clear your mind before you find a way'.
Then less than an hour later, he kissed Gu Yueyan.
Now he and Qiao Muyi are babbling again, and their bodies are about to melt into ice cream and stick to Qiao Muyi's body.
It can be said that it is really the plan that can't keep up with the changes, or that Ren Suo's will is completely unaffected by the outside world except for being able to persevere in playing games and being lazy, and he is too easily influenced by others in other aspects.
Although Ren Suo actually felt that his rational dam could not stop their tidal love...... Of course, after all, Ren Suo has received more than ten years of pure love education from his mother (the education method is to watch bitter love and bloody TV series together), and he will only blame the sin on himself, the biggest vested interest.
As for what to do, Ren Suo is an excellent method.
It's just that he is too thin-skinned, too timid, and too weak to speak.
After all, Qiao Muyi is still touching his spine and the back of his neck, if Qiao Muyi is angry, then Ren Suo will be considered dead.
ββ¦β¦ What do you think I should do? Ren Suo threw the question back to Qiao Muyi.
Unlike Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi seemed to have a good idea for a long time, looked at him and said with a smile: "It's very simple, you wait to send a photo of the two of us to the circle of friends, saying that we won't go back tonight, and then the two of us will go to the hotel for one night, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau early tomorrow morning to register for marriage, send another circle of friends, and then choose an auspicious day to hold the wedding, and after a while, I will ask for leave to spend my honeymoon with you......"
ββ¦β¦ Do you sleep in a single bed? Ren Suo asked strangely.
"No, what's wrong?"
"Then why are we going to a hotel for one night?"
Qiao Muyi raised his eyebrows slightly, gently rubbed the skin on the back of his neck with his green and jade fingers, and said slowly: "...... lest anyone find you. β
"Isn't that a good idea, you say? Get your phone out. β
"emmmm(βoβ)..."Ren Suo's gaze began to drift, and the sound of students not handing in their homework sounded: "What ...... this"
Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged, but her voice became cold and harsh: "You don't agree? β
"It's not that I disagree......
"You don't want to marry me? Don't want to be with me? β
"It's not." Ren Suo's answer was categorical.
"Then what do you have to hesitate about?" Qiao Muyi held Ren Suo's face, pressed his eyes, and let him meet his gaze, showing a fox-like smile, but his eyebrows and eyes were full of anger that broke out at any time: "Am I good-looking?" β
Ren Suo didn't dare to disobey Qiao Muyi at this moment, and nodded again and again along with her words:
"You look like a heroine who came out of the game."
"You're not happy with my figure?"
"I'm so happy that I'm seeing a sequel to a classic game."
"Do I care about you?"
"You're like a system wizard in the game."
"Do you like me?"
"If one day I had to choose between the game and you, I would choose you." Ren Suo said: "In the words of my parents, it is to win the heart of one person, and the white head will not be separated. β
Although Ren Suo's series of answers was a bit strange, it still suppressed Qiao Muyi's anger a little.
She gently scraped Ren Suo's eye sockets with her fingers, but fortunately, the monk wanted to trim her nails, and Qiao Muyi just gently stroked Ren Suo's eye sockets with her fingertips.
"Then, you, in, Jud, Yu, what, what." Qiao Muyi asked word by word.
Qiao Muyi naturally knew the reason, but she just wanted to let Suo say it herself.
Like Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi is actually a bit of a fluke. She knew that Ren Suo was a student who didn't do his homework, but she also hoped that Ren Suo could give her an assignment that satisfied her.
Even if he was completely controlled by Qiao Muyi, Ren Suo sighed and was silent for a moment, then he still said honestly: "I like them, they are also very important to me, I don't want to hurt them." β
It is easy to prove that Ren Ma's pure love education has completely failed.
The male protagonist of the bitter dog blood TV series said in front of one that he liked the other one at most.
And Ren Suo is amazing, he said in front of one that he likes the other group.
Qiao Muyi was still not angry, but asked with a smile: "There are many kinds of likes, which kind of likes do you like them?" β
"Is it the love of holding their hands into the marriage hall?"
"Do you want to hug and kiss them tightly?"
"Do you want to fight them in bed with them?"
"It's to ...... with them"
Every time Qiao Muyi said a situation, her voice became colder and colder, and the strength of her hands holding Ren Suo's face became stronger and stronger, so that Ren Suo couldn't help but thank her ancestors for evolving their skulls to be particularly hard.
But when Qiao Muyi said the back, Ren Suo saw that her eyes were misty, crystal tears were swirling in her eyes, and her expression became resentful and angry.
She looked at Ren Suo directly, like a stubborn little girl holding back her tears.
Ren Suo flirted with other women, she just talked, just thinking about it, she herself was already uncomfortable.
"Don't talk about it." Ren Suo held Qiao Muyi's pretty face, used his thumb to help her wipe the tears that had just flowed, and couldn't help laughing: "You killed 800 enemies and damaged 1,000 yourself." β
"Then you can at least kill eight hundred enemies," Qiao Muyi bit his lower lip and said, "Are you sad?" Guilty? β
"I'm very guilty and sad."
"Did you change your mind?"
"Changed a little."
Qiao Muyi was slightly stunned and asked, "What has changed?" β
"I'm not scared anymore." Ren Suo lowered his head and touched Qiao Muyi's forehead with his forehead, and the thoughts of the two seemed to be connected at this moment.
"I can accept whatever you want to do to me. Whatever you do, I will support you. β
"Even if I can't give you happiness, I can at least make you comfortable."
Qiao Muyi was slightly stunned, she looked into Ren Suo's eyes, and confirmed that he was not talking about yellow jokes to make a verbal flirtation, but sincerely apologized, and by the way, he also pressed a rhyme.
Qiao Muyi was silent for a while, and her heart was as complicated as a bowl of mung bean paste, thick, thick and cold, but sweet to the heart.
"You......"
Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's neck and said quietly: "What a strange person." β
Ren Suo blinked: "No, I'm just an ordinary person." β
"You are an ordinary person, so you can't even promise me the highest priority in your own life!" Qiao Muyi snorted, and Ren Suo suddenly didn't dare to squeak.
Qiao Muyi looked at Ren Suo, couldn't help but shake his head, and sighed helplessly: "If you were an ordinary person, then you should have already noticed Chengling's feelings for you...... If you are an ordinary person, then you should know that Gu Yueyan has liked you since Ailan Lake in Xiangshi......"
"I can't say that, I don't notice that it's actually very positiveβ"
"Shut up!" Qiao Muyi said viciously: "I was the one who gave the two of them a love consultant in the first place!" I don't know how many friends I have helped catch the lover of my dreams, but it's you, and I can ignore the two of them! I've lost the face of my love counselor! β
Ay? You've done anything like this before, huh?
Ren Suo was a little surprised: "So you already knew about them-"
"Of course I do!"
Qiao Muyi suddenly got angry:
"Don't look at Dong Chengling as if she has seen through the red dust, she is only a young girl in her twenties, do you still want her to pull down her face and pursue you? She has no previous love experience, she is a nerd, traditional person, she is also afraid of what to do if you refuse, she has also fantasized about romantic love! I'll ask her to dress up and ask you out, but you just won't notice standing still! β
"When Gu Yueyan liked you, she already knew that Cheng Ling liked you. She likes her teacher Dong again, and she likes you, and she is so entangled that she talks to me every day, and I let her inadvertently test your opinion, you can't completely reject her, and you can't respond to her, what do you want her to do? I heard that when you were on the dark side of the moon, it wasn't until the last two days that you noticed Gu Yueyan's feelings, are you called an ordinary person? How can there be such an ordinary person with such a sand sculpture?? β
"Do you just have to ask the two of them to confess to you? Don't girls be reserved? They have all taken ninety-nine steps towards you, and they just want you to take one step forward, but if you don't go, you just stand still! β
Qiao Muyi bit her lip and said aggrievedly: "If it weren't for the love of you, who would take the initiative to confess to you." β
was counted down by Qiao Muyi like this, and Ren Suo couldn't say a word of rebuttal. He gently stroked Qiao Muyi's hair and said, "I'm just so stupid, I'm sorry...... I'll apologize to them later......"
"Don't."
Qiao Muyi hugged him tightly and snorted: "It's enough to apologize to me, what to apologize to them, you'd better continue to pretend that you don't know." β
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "But I know it now......"
"That's why I said you're a weirdo!" Qiao Muyi said angrily: "When you don't like it, no one likes it, if you like Dong Chengling early, like Gu Yueyan early, and establish a relationship with one of them early, I will definitely help them kill you." β
"But that's how you're dragging and dragging until I'm in the hands of you......"
"And then you finally know that you're still a man of marriageable age, and suddenly you like them allβare you a dog or a cat? Estrus or concentrated estrus? Can't you just like me? Isn't it!? β
"Either you don't like it all, or you like it all, why are you so extreme?"
"Do you think you're a big fool? Isn't it? β
"Yes, yes, yes." Ren Suo was scolded by Qiao Muyi and finally reacted, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
"It's you!"
Qiao Muyi poked Ren Suo's forehead hard, then touched it distressedly, and hummed: "I'm the big fool, and the big fool likes you." β