All Chapters_Chapter 300 Li Dong's Oath
When I got to the coffin shop tonight, I put my phone on silent. As soon as I came to the coffin shop, the middle-aged beautiful woman was about to take a bath, and I hurriedly said, "I want to ask you, what kind of person do you think the lewd old man is?" ”
Without thinking, she said, "Good guy." ”
"What if I say I think he's a bad man?" I asked again.
She suddenly changed her face, and said to me very excitedly and hideously: "That is, you are blind, and you are not a good person, so don't speculate about others." ”
With that, the middle-aged beauty went into the bathroom to take a bath. I sat down at the counter and began to ponder in my heart.
What I said just now was Chen Ziyin who asked me about the middle-aged beauty, and I don't know what the reason is. After the middle-aged beauty came back and fell asleep, I began to text Chen Ziyin: "She slept, and I asked her the question you explained just now, and she was very emotional, saying that the lewd old man was a good person, and she also scolded me." ”
Chen Ziyin quickly replied: "Got it, you can take a picture of that woman first and show me." ”
I hurriedly took a picture and sent an MMS message to Chen Ziyin, and he replied after a while: "Is there a way to take a picture of the soles of her feet?" ”
I almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and hurriedly replied: "Big brother, do you think that if you pat the soles of your feet, she won't wake up immediately?" ”
"You just need to move lightly, didn't you say she doesn't wake up easily?"
I took a deep breath and could only cautiously crouch down next to the middle-aged beauty, grab her feet and lift it up. To be honest, I was scared when I did this, I was afraid that someone would accidentally wake her up, and then people would think I was a pervert.
Luckily, she slept really hard, and as long as her movements weren't too violent, she wouldn't wake up. I took a picture and sent it to Chen Ziyin, and this time, it took a few minutes for a text message to come from there.
"It's a pure yin body, you can see that her skin is clean, there are almost no freckles and moles, and the soles of her feet are very tender. The soles of ordinary people's feet are certainly not delicate, after all, it is a place to walk for a long time. And hers? There is barely dead skin. ”
Hearing him say that, I looked closely at the photo and saw that it was true. The soles of this middle-aged beauty are really delicate, almost like the soles of babies.
I asked Chen Ziyin what was going on, and he explained: "The pure yin body is the most attractive to ghosts, and makes ghosts want to snatch it." There are two extreme innate bodies in this world, one is the pure yin body and the other is the pure yang body, the former attracts ghosts, and the latter resists ghosts. For example, I, in fact, am a pure yang body, as long as I release the Dao technique, the power is much stronger than ordinary people. ”
The body of pure yin, I know something.
A woman born in a cloudy year and a cloudy day is a pure yin body. This kind of person generally lives for a short time, because the yang energy in the body is not enough, and he will be weak and sick. But this middle-aged beauty looks quite healthy, and there should be some reason in it.
"Actually, the people who come to your coffin shop to buy coffins are not living people, but they are not dead people either. Those customers are actually dead, but they don't think they're dead, to put it simply, they are ghosts who are unwilling to die. There are actually quite a few such ghosts, and the duty of this coffin shop is to provide a coffin for them, and rely on women to attract that kind of ghosts so that they can rest in peace. The reason why her nightdress wrapped around her neck was because she was afraid that she would be hanged as a substitute for the dead. ”
It dawned on me that no wonder the old woman kept asking me if I was for the living or the dead, and she was not willing to die herself, she thought she was still alive. So after receiving an affirmative answer, she went with peace of mind, after all, the coffin can make the dead peaceful.
So this ...... Isn't that a good deed?
I sent my doubts to Chen Ziyin, and soon Chen Ziyin replied to me: "Yes, super-ghosting is to do good deeds." When I asked you to ask that woman a question about the adulterous old man, I was tempting. Judging from the degree of loyalty of a woman to the lewd old man, she can be regarded as a slave of the lewd old man, and when she does a good deed, the heavenly cycle will share some merits and the lewd old man. Otherwise, according to the degree of evil old man's sin, he would have been unlucky, how could he have been smooth sailing until now. In our words, it is to create a blessed land. ”
I sighed and edited the text message and said, "Then if nothing else, there must be many similar places in the country to accumulate merit for him, no wonder he can go smoothly until now, even if he has been doing evil things, but he is using this rule to protect his good luck." ”
"Yes, you're not stupid. It's a good thing, it's not easy to create a blessed land, you find an opportunity to destroy it. Chen Ziyin commanded.
I was suddenly unhappy: "How can the blessed land be destroyed, I'd better find a chance to think of other ways." In any case, this is also a good place to help many powerful ghosts to go over, regardless of whether the merit is distributed to the lewd old man or not, he is really doing good deeds. I'll think of something else, destroy it and don't talk about it. ”
I wasn't surprised that there were no more texting. Chen Ziyin is a resolute person, and he is most unaccustomed to troublesome himself because of doing good deeds, so he sometimes feels unpleasant even when he looks at Li He. Now he doesn't want to reply to me, and it makes sense.
And in my heart, I already have a plan.
This middle-aged beautiful woman is so loyal to the lewd old man, she must know a lot of secrets, maybe she knows the location of a few blessed places. If I can find a way to sow discord among them, so that these blessed lands no longer serve the lewd old man, then ...... Won't the luck of the lewd old man get worse and worse?
If I destroy the blessed land, he can do everything he can to bless the land again. And I have divided the owners of those blessed lands, so that they will no longer serve the lewd old men. In this way, while the old man is getting worse and worse, he also mistakenly thinks that the blessed lands are working for him, and he can't find a reason for his failure.
That's the real success.
I secretly applauded my wit, and although I hadn't found a way to get a wedge yet, I had a direction. When it was almost dawn, I thought that I was going to please the middle-aged beautiful woman, so I went out to buy breakfast and waited quietly for the sun to come out.
After the sun came out, I was not in a hurry to wake up the middle-aged beauty, and it would take another ten minutes for her to get up comfortably. When she saw that the sun was already so bright outside, she was a little surprised, and quickly looked at me: "Why haven't you gotten off work yet?" ”
I smiled and said, "I just went to buy breakfast, would you like to eat some?" ”
She looked at me with a suspicious look and said in a deep voice: "Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief." If you have anything to do, just tell me. ”
Really...... She was very wary of me, and it must have been the lewd old man who had told her that he was going to target me.
I laughed and said, "After all, we've been doing things together for six days, and if we keep a straight face every time, it's not fun to work." ”
As I spoke, I threw the bun to the middle-aged beauty, and she subconsciously caught it, but the vigilance in her eyes did not decrease in the slightest. I smiled helplessly, "Do you look at me unpleasantly?" ”
"It's very unpleasant." She admitted directly.
"Then you want to see what is wrong with me, right? I think there may have been a misunderstanding between us. I said seriously.
The middle-aged beauty sneered: "What misunderstanding can there be?" Everyone told me that you Li Dong is famous in Wenzhou, and when you see a beautiful woman, you go directly into the alley and forcibly take possession, if you don't have money to spend, you kidnap a few children from the entrance of the primary school, and peek at more than a dozen girls taking a bath. ”
I cried out and said, "Then you really slandered me, okay, I'll prove myself today." I, Li Dong, swore to Yuan Shi Tianzun that if I had ever dragged a woman into an alley and forcibly possessed her, I would bite my tongue and bleed profusely. ”
Nothing.
The middle-aged beauty paused for a moment, and she didn't give up and said, "What else is there to do?" ”
I said confidently: "I, Li Dong, swear to Yuan Shi Tianzun that if anyone is abducted, my hair will fall out. ”
At this time, I touched my hair hard, but I was still alive and there was no problem at all. The middle-aged beauty's face softened a lot, and she said at a loss: "How can it be...... That...... What about bathing......
"Joke, you are clearly deceived...... I laughed, "I, Li Dong, swear to Yuan Shi Tianzun that if I have peeked at a dozen girls taking a bath, all my teeth will be lost." ”
In an instant, I suddenly felt as if an invisible force behind me pushed me, causing me to fall hard forward!
"Bang!"
I fell and ate, and suddenly a mouthful of blood spurted out, and a lot of teeth spurted out, and it hurt so much that I burst into tears!
And the middle-aged beauty's face was also gloomy......