If I want to be in the funeral industry, it is essential to find a good guest to follow me, and I will pay attention to Lang Gao, but, considering that the other party is the head of a family, this is obviously embroidered by the heavens, and it is very beautiful to think about.

Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, he told him about Fang Liang, as for the follow-up things, it would be good for him to call the two public security officers attentively, after all, the reality is not, with the scavenger egg, it is quite simple to find the murderer, and there is not so much suspense in it.

He nodded, took out four thousand yuan for me, and handed me the words to be written on the tombstone, and without any extra words, he said, "I owe you a favor for doing this well!" ”

I took the money, took Guo Fatzi out of Li Village, ready to go to the town to buy a tombstone, on the way to Lao Wang made a phone call, asked him to find me six eight immortals to carry the tombstone, after hearing this, Lao Wang hesitated for a long time, and said slowly: "Nine sons, we are now carrying the coffin in Huangzhuang, I'm afraid we won't be able to get together six eight immortals for you!" ”

"Huh? Are you alive? "I was stunned, I didn't get any news in advance about what Lao Wang said, it stands to reason that I am in the same group as Lao Wang, and it is impossible for him not to tell me if there is a coffin to carry him, unless, he wants to kick me out of his circle.

Lao Wang on the other side of the phone seemed to hear that my tone was wrong, and quickly explained: "Nine Guys, don't think about it, I saw that you were covered with blisters that day, so I didn't call you, you will always be a member of our circle of eight immortals, and the brothers admire you a lot!" ”

Hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, since I learned the things of the Liuding Liujia Burial Sutra, my attitude towards Lao Wang has indeed changed somewhat, and it seems that I need to pay attention to it in the future, so I said: "Lao Wang, can you find me a few Eight Immortals?" There are two people on my side, including me! ”

"There is a big family dead here in Huangzhuang, and the main family asks for sixteen eight immortals to carry the coffin, and almost all the eight immortals in the vicinity are in Huangzhuang, and there are probably five idle at home" Saying, Lao Wang seemed to remember something, and said hurriedly: "By the way, there is a new Eight Immortals, who is about the same age as you, I don't know if he will go or not!" You call and ask, you young people are easy to talk to, and I will call you the other five Eight Immortals. ”

"What's his name? How much is the phone? I'll ask! "There are young people who come to carry the coffin, I guess the family should be quite poor, I thought.

"Chen Tiannan, the phone number is 1536060..., this person is a little strange, I don't know what to say, you will know Karma after you meet!" Lao Wang explained, and then asked, "I heard that you had some problems with the group of Taoist priests who opened the way?" ”

I asked the fat man to take his mobile phone to write down the phone number, and I had some doubts in my heart, I just had some trouble with the group of Taoist priests yesterday, how did Lao Wang know, and asked: "Sort of!" What's wrong? ”

"Nine Guys, our Eight Immortals are in an embarrassing position, and they all eat under the noses of those Taoist priests, what is there to let them have a little, otherwise we will have nothing to eat in this land!" Lao Wang said a lot, basically asking me not to offend that group of Taoist priests, even if I was wronged, swallow it in my stomach and don't say it.

I said a good word, told Lao Wang the address, and asked the five eight immortals to gather in Li Village early tomorrow morning, and then go to dig the grave.

After hanging up the phone, I made a call to Chen Tiannan, and it rang for a long time before the phone was connected.

"Hey! Whoever, I'm busy! A more obscene voice sounded on the other end of the phone, and then a woman's panting voice sounded, "Brother Tian, touch me, touch me quickly, people still want it." ”

Rub, it's really TM unlucky, is it the wrong number, I asked Guo Fatzi to take the mobile phone to the right number, that's right, it's this number, I was about to speak, and the obscene voice sounded again, "Made, who!" Speak! ”

"Lao Wang introduced it, don't you come to give a sentence when you carry the tombstone!" It's not that there's a shortage of people, I really don't want to talk to him, and I'm so shameless to do such strenuous exercise in broad daylight.

"Come, come, come, which village, I'll come right away!" The voice on the other end of the phone was a little urgent.

"Gather in Li Village early tomorrow morning!" I dropped such a sentence and hung up the phone, Lao Wang is becoming more and more disagreeable now, this kind of pervert is also pulled into the Eight Immortals, I suddenly feel that Guo Fat is much more innocent than him.

"Brother Jiu, your old man asked me to come to Aozi Village from the county, that is, to carry the tombstone?" Guo Fatzi took a few steps back, keeping a distance from me, and his tone was a little panicked.

"What's wrong? Look down on the coffin bearer? I glanced at Guo Fatzi and asked.

"Brother Jiu, I'm afraid of ghosts, please let me go!" Guo Fatzi was about to cry, and the expression on his face was really sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, full of flavors.

"Don't talk about calves, there are just eight people now, if you just quit, I'll call your dad and say that you touch the school ass at school." I threatened, so far, I can only pull Guo Fatzi into the water, his body is too wasteful to carry the coffin.

"Brother Jiu, don't take such a brother, you told me at the beginning that there is a flower girl in the place where I work, and if I am lucky, I can meet a female star, how can I meet these people with this coffin, they are all dead people! You are Chi Guoguo's deceitful brother feelings, wow! Guo Fatzi looked aggrieved, he wanted to leave but didn't dare to go, if he let his father know about him at school, a bitter meal would definitely be indispensable.

"Where did I deceive you, did you have to ask someone to carry the coffin when the flower girl died? When a female star dies, do you want to ask someone to carry the coffin? My tone rose to a higher tone, when I was at school, I suppressed Guo Fatzi like this, and as soon as I used this trick, Guo Fatzi immediately confessed.

This time is no exception, as soon as Guo Fatzi heard that I was going to get angry, he immediately coaxed, and said cautiously: "Yes, I can't listen to you, isn't it just to carry a tombstone?" What's so scary! ”

I smiled with satisfaction and patted Guo Fatzi on the shoulder, "Although this industry is a little hard, but it is definitely promising, think about it, any job may be unemployed, but our industry will not, which dynasty and which generation will not die?" The dead need to be carried by someone, right? ”

Guo Fatzi nodded thoughtfully, "It seems to be really like that!" ”

I comforted Guo Fatzi a few words, and promised him to find a good girl in the countryside, and even coaxed and deceived Guo Fatzi into the Eight Immortals industry, many years later, I asked Guo Fatzi regretted entering the Eight Immortals industry, he said, I want to thank Brother Jiu for bringing me into the industry, where do you regret it.

Afterwards, we rented a motorbike and went straight to the town, where we had to buy the tombstone and engrave the words overnight.

After coming to the town, it was close to two o'clock in the afternoon, Guo Fatzi said that he was going to the bank to see if his father had sent money, so I let him go and made an appointment with him to meet in a hostel in the town.