Chapter 21: Knocking at the Door
Ge Zhuang held his forehead with his hand, his face was in a headache, and he said What can I do? Brother Corpse went out of the door, and immediately gave us a big disaster, this giant sword is a national treasure, and the value is not known how many zeros, whether it is the little Japan of Ya, or the government and the government, I am afraid that they will not easily give up the pursuit.
I turned my gaze to Chen Yun, who hadn't had time to come back to her senses, and gently pushed her shoulder, saying don't be stunned, but talk to you!
Chen Yun came to his senses, tentatively walked up to the corpse brother, and said cautiously, "Are you Aguman?" Brother Corpse looked at Chen Yun, his blue eyes swelled with doubt, and nodded mechanically, "I...... Be! ”
"It's really you, so do you recognize me?" Chen Yun seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and soon showed a worried and nervous expression on her face. Brother Corpse looked at her silently, nodded, and said I recognize ...... Gotcha, you...... Old...... Rue!
Brother Corpse is inconvenient to spit out words, and it is particularly difficult to speak, but the meaning is very clear, his current state is like a five or six-year-old child, there is a little gap between intelligence and ordinary people, but he doesn't know anything, except for his unclear speech, his movements are like a machine, the more I look at it, the more I feel that he looks like a normal person with an unsound IQ.
I said don't be busy talking about the old days now, let's discuss what to do next, Brother Corpse is in a lot of trouble this time, if you don't make it, we all have to enter the game! Ge Zhuang shouted, "The person who stole the things is Brother Corpse, what does it have to do with us?" I smiled bitterly, pointed to the giant sword in the corpse brother's hand, and the corpse on the coffee table, and said Fatty, this place is rented in the name of the two of us, you tell the police that this matter has nothing to do with us, do you see if they will believe it?
Then I turned my gaze to Chen Yun, she was still staring at the corpse brother, her eyes were complicated, as if she was looking at a work of art, and couldn't help but say, "What is so good-looking about the corpse brother, and he is not handsome, you should hurry up and think of an idea, you are not planning to call the police, right?" ”
Chen Yun withdrew his gaze and said that if he really called the police, how would we explain the origin of the corpse brother? Let him get into my car, go with me to a hidden place to hide, and wait for the limelight for a while, you are not safe here, and people will often pass by.
Ge Zhuang hurriedly nodded and said Okay, it's still interesting for the eldest sister. I don't feel very happy in my heart, Chen Yun didn't look back at the corpse brother's eyes are a little wrong, I don't know what she thinks, if she is really obsessed with the corpse brother who has lived for more than 2,000 years, or if she plans to "dedicate" herself for archaeological research, it will be a tragedy for my mother.
I stopped Brother Corpse's hand and said earnestly, "Brother Corpse, we brothers have been getting along for a while, there are some words, I have to remind you, you are a zongzi after all, if it is spring at night, remember to find a place where no one is rubbing against the wall, but don't hit Chen Yun with your idea, I call you brother, Chen Yun will be your brother and sister in the future......"
"Are you finished? Don't talk nonsense! Chen Yun was almost angry, pushed me hard, and was about to drag the corpse brother away, but before her hand touched the corpse brother, he took a step back suddenly, shook his head, and said very stiffly, "I'll go back...... Come, yes...... Road...... Other! ”
"Goodbye?" I asked Brother Corpse what he meant, could it be that he was planning to leave us?
Although there is no banquet in the world, it took Ge Zhuang and me more than half a year to raise the corpse brother like this, people are not grass and trees, and they are used to the existence of the corpse brother around them, he suddenly proposed to leave, and we were really reluctant.
Chen Yun frowned and said, "You can't go, it's not the world of more than two thousand years ago, you have no way to adapt to the life of modern people, how can you survive after you go out?" Come with me, I promise I won't hurt you! ”
Chen Yun's words of coaxing the child made me feel funny, in this world, I'm afraid no one can hurt the corpse brother, this guy is carrying a giant sword of more than sixty catties in one hand, walking around like a nobody, how many can do it?
Without waiting for Chen Yun to walk towards him again, Brother Corpse took a step back again, still without any expression on his face, just shook his head mechanically, "You...... I don't...... Believe. ”
Ge Zhuang couldn't help but shudder, and said with a smile, "It seems that Brother Corpse still knows what is good, and knows who his relatives are, hehe, it's not in vain that my brother has supported you for so long." ”
Chen Yun said, "You refuse to go with me, you have such a valuable ancient sword on your back, do you really want to be all over the city and become a wanted target?" Brother Corpse tilted his head and looked at me and Ge Zhuang, "I'...... Gone, no ...... People know...... You guys! ”
Hearing this, I was moved to tears, it's hard for the corpse brother to think about not affecting me and Ge Zhuang at this time, so he rushed at his heart, I can't let go of the corpse brother who has caused a big disaster, and hurriedly go up and grab the ancient sword, "Brother corpse, if we don't have fun, forget it, although this broken iron lump is simply a city, but this can't contact the buyer at all, listen to me, hurry back or not?" ”
Brother Corpse resisted and hid the heavy sword behind him to prevent me from touching it, "It's ...... It's me...... Target! ”
"Yours?" I was stunned, thinking of the era in which Brother Corpse lived, maybe this giant sword was really his weapon two thousand years ago, no wonder he inadvertently saw it on TV and then seemed so abnormal, but I certainly believed this kind of thing, and when I told it to the Chongqing municipal government and government, people might treat us as fools.
"Little pumpkin, I think it's okay, since this baby belongs to the corpse brother, returning it to him will also be regarded as returning it to its original owner." Ge Zhuang said that you look at the appearance of the corpse brother, how much do you care about this sword, he definitely can't give it to you.
I made a bitter face and said that he refused to give it, and it depends on whether the government and the government agree, what kind of crime is it to steal such a precious cultural relic, you should know better than me in your heart, we ......
"Don't talk, someone's coming!" Without waiting for me to speak, Chen Yun suddenly pinched my hand and looked back in the direction of the locked door of the warehouse.
"Dog, found it so soon?" Ge Zhuang exclaimed, cold sweat flowed down his head instantly, and he subconsciously went to the corner of the house to pick up a shovel.
Now we have a corpse of unknown origin, a priceless ancient sword, and a large zongzi that has lived for more than 2,000 years in our warehouse.
The ninth wonder of the world is hidden in the treasury that Ge Zhuang and I rent for two hundred yuan a month, who will believe it?
"What should I do, Brother Corpse, you quickly hide for a while, hide in the house, by the way, carry this corpse too!" I don't care if the corpse brother is happy or not, push him and walk towards the innermost part of the warehouse, Ge Zhuang is responsible for carrying the dead corpse, at this time the footsteps at the door are already obvious, and before I can push the corpse brother into the innermost room, I heard a knock on the door.
Hearing the knock on the door, the corpse brother reflexively stood still, raised the giant heavy sword, and bent his back slightly, like a hungry wolf about to pounce, his eyes locked on the person outside the big iron gate.