Chapter 18 Men disguise themselves as women
Guo Xiaoju was so frightened that he ran out of the pharmacy when he saw the terrifying scene, Ling Yun was also scared when he went in, Hua Camel was concentrating on changing the medicine for a patient, it was this patient who was terrible, he was seriously disfigured, unrecognizable, no matter how good Ren Hualuo's medical skills were, he was helpless. But the good news is that Hua Camel has preserved the function of his eyes, nose and mouth, and he may have to wear a mask to live in society in the future, otherwise he will frighten others.
He turned his head slightly, and turned his terrifying face directly at Ling Yun, facing him for a long time, he did it on purpose, to see if anyone could recognize him. Everyone else avoided such people and looked at him, but Ling Yun looked at him, because there was a message from his eyes - he seemed to know himself.
Hua Camel finished changing the medicine, walked out of the pharmacy and closed the door, and said angrily to Guo Xiaoju: "I'm changing the medicine for the patient, why are you yelling, you are still a girl." ”
Guo Xiaoju pouted, "Not next time, who is he, why did his face become like that, he almost scared me to death." ”
Hua Camel simply responded, "One of my patients." ”
"Hua Bo, this is the Ling Yun I used to mention to you before, and he came to visit you today."
As soon as Guo Xiaoju said this, Ling Yun was extremely embarrassed, and kept scratching his head, thinking in his heart how could he come to visit empty-handed, Guo Xiaoju sometimes spoke too casually in front of Hua Tuo, but brain.
"Uncle Hua is good, I heard Xiaoju say that you are very good and your medical skills are good."
Hua Camel didn't care that Ling Yun came empty-handed, and said, "Have you eaten lunch?" Not only am I good at medicine, but I am also good at cooking. ”
"We both eaten, you haven't eaten yet, I'll cook it for you, my cooking skills have improved a lot recently." Saying that, Guo Xiaoju ran to the kitchen.
Ling Yun looked back at the ward from time to time, and vaguely thought of a person, this was not from a certain point of reasoning about him, but thought of him in a flash in his mind, so Ling Yun was very unsure if it was him.
Hua Camel noticed Ling Yun, "You seem to be very interested in this patient of mine. ”
"No, I just think he's pitiful, why haven't I seen his family?"
Hua Camel didn't respond, went upstairs directly, pushed open a door, and the smell of medicine inside was particularly strong.
"Why is it so strong in medicine?" Ling Yun pinched his nose and asked.
"This is the patient's room, his facial immunity to bacteria is very weak, I was afraid that he would be infected, I sprinkled the room with a potion, purified the air, and now he is almost fine, you open the windows, ventilate, the room is really bad enough."
Ling Yun saw a newspaper on the table, the one that posted He Jian's wanted warrant, this newspaper was several days ago. Ling Yun reasoned from this point, although he couldn't accurately push it to a certain person, but at least it could show that the flickering in his mind just now was well-founded.
Hua Huo was going downstairs to help the patient back to the room, Ling Yun followed and asked, "Hua Bo, I see that He Jian's bed sheet has medicine stains, have you changed the bed sheet?" ”
Hua Camel replied defenselessly: "Well, changed." ”
Everything is clear, he is indeed He Jian.
After two or three seconds, Hua Tuo was stunned, shocked to realize that he had exposed He Jian, and looked up at Ling Yun upstairs, who was holding the newspaper in his hand.
"Why are you standing there? Go open the windows and ventilate the room. ”
Hua Camel walked to the pharmacy, Ling Yun walked into the room, opened the windows, the air from the outside flowed in, the air inside flowed out, and the convection lasted for a long time, and the room finally didn't smell bad. It's been a long time since Hua Camel helped He Jian up, is it because Hua Camel can't help him when he is old? Ling Yun went down the stairs to the pharmacy and saw Hua Huo alone, cleaning the pharmacy.
"Hua Bo, what about He Jian?"
"What He Jian?"
"Oh, it's your patient."
"Gone, left early."
"Gone? Why do you want to leave? ”
"100,000 yuan! Nowadays, people's hearts are not ancient, what can't they do for money? ”
Ling Yun could only sigh helplessly, it seemed that Hua Bo didn't know enough about himself and thought of himself as that kind of person.
The clinic sits north and faces south, with windows open to let in sunlight throughout the room, making it suitable for both living and recuperation. In the afternoon, Ling Yun remembered one thing, he also asked about it when he went to visit his brother in prison, Ling Yun turned on the computer, logged in to Ah Yong's mailbox, there was indeed a Word in it, open it and clean it, not to mention a word, not even a punctuation mark. Ling Yun was puzzled, Ah Yong said that he could make a windfall with this Word, and he could really make a fortune with such a clean thing, and he didn't say where to send it. Alas! Maybe I was deceived by him! But what was his purpose in telling this lie? Hell knows.
Now, Ling Yun and Guo Xiaoju are talking about how to be an informant for the police, of course, they must first gain the trust of the wolf, how to get it? The two of them didn't have that much brainpower, and they couldn't think of it for a while. Since you can't think of it, it's better to go out for a walk, maybe your head will be blown by the wind outside, and it will have the effect of waking up. Ling Yun wandered the street alone, and a few hours later unconsciously came to the villa No. 3 Beichen Avenue, where the wolf lived, and I don't know if it was blown by the wind or the effect of the subconscious, Ling Yun was also surprised that he would come here.
Since Lingyun came to Lingyun, he also went around the villa, looking around, the exterior wall bricks seem to have a problem, falling off, some places are not falling off one by two, but regional, I didn't expect such a high-end villa to have this kind of problem, there are three hanging baskets hanging on the outer wall, several workers are beating the bricks one by one, and then subsidize.
At this time, Long'er came out with his pet dog and played on the turf in front of the door, a bodyguard followed closely, not leaving Long'er's side, it seems that the wolf devouring the dragon has been closely protected. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a black dog sprung out, like looking for companionship, and ran towards Long'er's pet dog, and the pet dog was also interested in the black dog, wagging its tail at it. The bodyguard saw the black dog as if it was a big enemy, and hurriedly drove it away, in case of any harm to the dragon, the bodyguard's actions caused the dragon to be very dissatisfied, with the help of the dragon, the black dog was finally with the pet dog, and the nervous bodyguard saw that the black dog was still docile, so he relaxed his vigilance. Long Er saw that the black dog liked pet dogs so much, so he thought that he also liked himself, so he boldly reached out to touch it, but the black dog suddenly barked and made Long Er cry and shook the sky, and the wolf devouring and the housekeeper rushed out when they heard the sound.
The housekeeper rushed in front of the wolf, and when he went up, he slapped the bodyguard twice and kicked him twice, "Useless thing, you can actually allow a dog of unknown origin to get close to the dragon, what do you eat......
The bodyguard wanted to explain, but he couldn't interject, and the butler's mouth was like a machine gun with plenty of ammunition, spraying at the bodyguard endlessly, and the bodyguard was trained to be wrong, so he could only bow his head and admit his mistake. The wolf eater also wanted to train the bodyguard for a few words, but the housekeeper had said all the words that should be trained, and there was nothing to say, and in the end, the wolf wolf waved his hand to let the bodyguard roll up and get out.
Ling Yun in the distance saw all this, the back of the bodyguard leaving was very lonely, Ling Yun followed, he walked listlessly for a while and couldn't walk, so he walked into a small shop and asked for a bottle of wine to pour himself, which meant to pour out his sorrows.
When he was slightly drunk, Ling Yun came over with a plate of side dishes, "What's the point of drinking without appetizers." ”
"Who are you? Go away. ”
"I'm unemployed and want to find someone to drink, and since you don't want to, then I'll go find someone else."
"Wait, you're unemployed?"
"Well, I was fired by my boss today, and I thought I would retire from this company."
"Sympathy! I was also fired by my boss, but I didn't do anything wrong. ”
"Seeing that you're so burly, you won't be a bodyguard, will you?"
"That's right, it's a bodyguard."
"The bodyguard industry is very popular, don't worry if you're fired, do you know the person who eats wolves? There is a rich local man, his family has a big business, and the demand for bodyguards is particularly large, and your burly figure will definitely be favored by him at a glance. ”
"I was just fired by him."
"Huh? I'm a little unconvinced. Ling Yun began to hedge the words of the bodyguard, "I heard that he lives in a three-story villa. ”
"It's four floors."
"No, I heard my friend say that it is the third floor," Ling Yun took out paper and pen and drew it, "There are three rooms here on the first floor, there is a large living room, the bathroom and kitchen are here, and the second floor is here......"
"You're not right on the first floor, it's still on the second floor!" The bodyguard snatched the paper and pen and drew the layout of the four floors separately, "It should be like this." ”
Ling Yun looked at it and put the paper on his body as a treasure.
Ling Yun continued, "I've also heard that people who work there can't have any hobbies? ”
"Rumors, whoever you listen to, I'm obsessed with games, you see I have no less than ten games on my phone."
"Oh, you like games, but what about the others?"
"The cleaner likes music, Li Er likes antiques, and the housekeeper likes women."
"Like women, how much do you like them?"
"Let's put it this way, if a man speaks a little sissy, he will have a physiological reaction when he hears it, and if he looks a little more delicate, he will move his hands and feet."
Ling Yun smiled with satisfaction, feeling that this butler could be used.
When it got dark, Guo Xiaoju waited and waited for Ling Yun to come back, and called several times, all saying that he was coming back soon, but he never came back, Guo Xiaoju had a bad premonition for a while, suspecting him of fooling around outside. When the bell rang twenty-two, Ling Yun finally returned, carrying a handbag, looking very happy, as if he had encountered a happy event.
Guo Xiaoju was not so happy, "Where have you been?" Only back now. ”
"Went shopping and bought clothes and cosmetics that you like."
Guo Xiaoju took Ling Yun's handbag, which was full of revealing clothes, "Why did you suddenly buy these?" ”
"I've found a way to break into the Wolf Eater criminal syndicate."
"Really? What method? Guo Xiaoju was a little unconvinced.
Ling Yun pulled out the piece of paper from his body.
"What's drawn on this?"
"The layout of each floor of the villa that devours the wolf."
"You entered that villa?"
"No, I'm going to get in."
"There are bodyguard handles all around the villa, how do you get in? Unless it turns into a fly. ”
"I can have the wolf-devouring steward bring me in."
"Did you buy him today?"
"Hehe, how can I have the money to buy him, besides, he doesn't like money, he likes women."
Guo Xiaoju understood a little, and asked angrily, "Do you want me to wear these clothes to him?" ”
threw the handbag directly at Ling Yun, and wanted to scold a few words, but Guo Xiaoju was so angry that he couldn't speak, and just wanted to cry, so he ran back to the room and closed the door. In Guo Xiaoju's heart, Ling Yun is not so bad, not so unscrupulous, he may just be dizzy today, he will come up with such a bad idea, as long as he is willing to apologize and promise that he will not in the future, he will forgive him.
Guo Xiaoju waited in the room for a long time, but never saw Ling Yun knock on the door to apologize, didn't he realize his mistake, was he waiting for his attitude to change and agree to his bad idea? Guo Xiaoju wanted to know what Ling Yun was doing outside for a long time, but unfortunately there was no cat's eye on the door, so he couldn't observe it, so he put his ear on the door and listened, and he couldn't hear any movement, did he go back to his room to sleep? Judging by the absence of any movement, this is very likely. The more Guo Xiaoju thought about it, the more angry he became, he was so angry that he shed tears, but he went to sleep without heart and lungs, no, Guo Xiaoju decided to kick him out and let him sleep on the street.
Opening the door frightened Guo Xiaoju, a strange woman in revealing clothes and wearing heavy makeup was standing outside the door, how did this woman come in, oh! Maybe Ling Yun didn't close the door when he came in just now. Guo Xiaoju looked up and down a few times, and guessed in his heart that this woman was definitely not serious, because she couldn't stand idle, constantly scratching her head and swinging her waist.
"Who are you? Who are you looking for? Guo Xiaoju asked.
She covered her cherry mouth and smiled shyly, "Why can't you even recognize me." ”
It was a man's voice, this voice was still so familiar, Guo Xiaoju thought for a while before recognizing Ling Yun, Guo Xiaoju was stunned, he never thought that Ling Yun could become like this.
Ling Yun began to scratch his head again, and for a while, Guo Xiaoju's goosebumps all over his body rose, and he hurriedly pushed Ling Yun and asked him to stay away from him, which was really a little unbearable.
At this time, Hua Bo, who had already fallen asleep, got up at night, came out of the room, saw Ling Yun greeted him very friendly, and asked Guo Xiaoju: "Your friend?" ”
Guo Xiaoju couldn't help laughing, nodded, and watched Hua Bo enter the toilet without noticing, and the two of them immediately stroked their palms and laughed.
When the two of them came to the room, Guo Xiaoju smiled and said, "Are you going to * the housekeeper?" I dare say he's going to be smitten by you. ”
"That's what I want."
"You have a question, though."
"What?"
"Voice, you expose yourself as soon as you speak."
This is really a problem, it is easy to disguise the appearance, but it is much trickier to disguise the voice, Ling Yun was a little whimsical, and said: "Is there a potion that can become a female voice if you drink it." ”
The two of them went around the room for this problem, and they were almost dizzy and didn't come up with a solution.
Guo Xiaoju said: "If you have Li Yugang's skills, we don't have to be so distressed." ”
Ling Yun didn't know if he had this ability, because he had never tried it, and now he wanted to try it, what if he did! I swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, moistened my throat, and said a word, but it turned out to be out of shape, and it sounded like a man or a woman. Ling Yun didn't give up, drank some water and continued, saying repeatedly, his mouth was dry several times, and the emperor lived up to his heart! In the end, it was a bit of a woman's voice. Ling Yun increased the female voice in his voice from zero to thirty percent, which was already Ling Yun's limit, and it was difficult to improve it again.
"That's it, and then I'll explain to the butler why I have seventy percent male voices in my voice."
The next day, Ling Yun accompanied Guo Xiaoju to walk around several streets in the morning, and saw a lot of clothes, jewelry and cosmetics.
"Why don't you buy it after seeing so much?" Ling Yun asked.
"Actually, I don't like these things, what I like is that you accompany me to watch what I like."
This sentence is really a contradiction or a sadness.
In the afternoon, the two of them didn't go anywhere, so they stayed at home to rest, and in the evening, Lingyun, who had changed sex, appeared not far from the wolf's house, and the housekeeper went out to run errands, but he hadn't come back yet, and Lingyun stood on the way he came back and was ready to have a beautiful encounter with him at midnight.
The butler came back, not alone, there was a fellow beside him, and the butler kept reprimanding him with a gloomy face, and the guy seemed to have done something wrong. Walking and walking, the housekeeper noticed that there was a beautiful woman in front of her, in such a cold day at night, she was shivering in thin clothes, and the housekeeper walked in only to notice that the beauty was still crying, Chu Chu was pitiful! The butler's footsteps immediately stopped, the beauty must have encountered some difficulties, if she left, she couldn't bear it, the heavens were intolerable, and she had to be saved by a hero.
The butler said to the man, "Go back first!" ”
"Little sister, what's wrong with you?" The housekeeper's inquiring tone was like a grandfather asking his granddaughter, who was not yet an adult.
The beautiful woman said with a crying voice: "I had a fight with my boyfriend, we broke up, he left me here alone, I am not familiar with this place, I have been standing here for two hours, I am so cold that I have a cold, my voice has changed." ”
"You have an upper respiratory tract infection, you can't stay here anymore, I have cold medicine at home, go, follow me."
Before the housekeeper said three words, he took the hand of the beautiful woman and rushed home, which shows the degree of lust! However, the housekeeper was too anxious, and after walking a few steps, he found that he was about to catch up with the guy in front, so the housekeeper stopped and said a few words to the beauty.
When the wolf's house arrived, the bodyguard noticed the beauty when he entered the door and asked, "Butler, who is this woman?" Never seen it before. ”
"My niece, she has a cold, and she is almost speechless."
The housekeeper's room was on the first floor, and he pulled the beauty directly into his room, and the housekeeper did not take the cold medicine for the first time, but closed the door and closed the curtains.
The beautiful woman looked around the room and saw a plate of apples on the table and a fruit knife next to it.
"I'll get you cold medicine now, my ancestors studied medicine, and there are many ancestral secret recipes, including those for colds."
The butler took out a small white bag from the depths of the cabinet, poured the white powder inside into the water glass, stirred it and brought it to the beautiful woman. Under the light, the housekeeper can appreciate the beauty more clearly, unlike the black light outside, which can only look at a rough idea, the housekeeper is obsessed, but only obsessed for a short time, because he found a problem, this beauty has an Adam's apple.
Ling Yun calculated everything, but he just neglected the Adam's apple.
No woman has an Adam's apple, this is clearly a man, and the housekeeper shouted directly, "Someone, there are gangsters!" ”