I smiled and asked Shen Yan, "Miss Shen, may I ask you how it feels to have loved a man who likes men?" Do you have any lessons to share with all of us? ”

Shen Yan hit my head with chopsticks: "Tang Chuyi, you are so idle that it hurts, don't you?" ”

"Well, my face hurts."

"Let me tell you what I know, Jin Shiyi's second heart eye is smaller than the eye of a needle, if you hear this, he will have to annoy the old lady for three days and three nights, what bullshit loves, what bullshit experience, the old lady followed the tomb brother because ......"

"Okay, Shen Yan, Jin Shiyi is not here, what are you afraid of, you can tell us the truth."

"Will the old lady be afraid of those two goods?"

"Okay, okay, don't be afraid, but you can't say that you didn't like King Ling's tomb at the beginning, right?"

"Tang Chuyi, are you finished?" Shen Yan suddenly roared.

I was stunned, and I also realized that my joke was a little too much, so I quickly closed my mouth and gave Shen Yan a few chopsticks and dishes, which was regarded as an apology for the accompaniment. Shen Yan remained silent and didn't speak, and finished the whole meal.

At night, I couldn't sleep well, and I always felt that I had hurt Shen Yan's self-esteem by saying those words, so I couldn't fall asleep over and over, and Ling Zheng said lightly: "Go and see, there is fruit on the table, ready for you." I got up as soon as I was excited, took two bites on Lingzheng's face, and then took off my clothes and went to the ground.

On the table there was a plate of fruit, two apples, three peaches, a bunch of grapes.

This is the tribute fruit used by the people in the Xuanmen to worship the immortals, Buddhas, and gods, and the number is also according to that, and the spirit has a heart.

I took the fruit bowl and went to Shen Yan's room.

Lingzheng and I live in the same room, Jin Shiyi lives in the tomb of King Ling, and Shen Yan lives with her grandmother, there is a reason why Jin Shiyi does not live in the same room with Shen Yan. This is our family, and we have always had a rule in our family, that is, we can't live in an outsider couple, this so-called outsider couple, except for their own relatives and descendants, so outsiders and men can't live in the same room, otherwise it will be bad for us.

Many elderly people know this rule, and they do not allow outsiders to live in the same room in their own house.

If there is a special reason, if the outsider couple must live in the same bed, then it is necessary to find a person in the Xuanmen to make a yang contract, which is considered a contract, a contract with the outsider husband and wife and the family god.

In every family, there is a family god, and the quality of the family god will not be talked about here, but it will be mentioned later.

The outsider couple made a contract with the family god, and agreed to live in this house for a few days, and the rent was much, and that was it. - But ah, if you don't have to do it yourself, don't make this yang contract, it's disrespectful to the family god.

Signing a contract is disrespectful to the family god, and not signing a contract is not good for the master.

Therefore, when an outsider couple goes to someone else's house, it is best to understand a little bit of this rule first, so as not to offend others and not be good for themselves.

I came to the door of Shen Yan and my grandmother's room, knocked lightly, the door was hidden, I just knocked twice, Shen Yan said in the back room, "Come in." Then there was the sound of my grandmother's laughter. I went in with the fruit, Shen Yan and my grandmother were lying side by side on the bed, looking at me with a smile, seeing the playful smile on Shen Yan's face, I immediately knew that she was deliberately manipulating me.

"Shen Yan, you're too bad." I put the tray on the table and prepared to leave the house.

Shen Yan said: "Come here, let's sleep together." ”

"Big liar!" I ran to the bed, took off my shoes, and squeezed between Shen Yan and my grandmother, "I thought you were really angry, and you felt guilty for hurting others for a long time." However, Shen Yan, I really shouldn't make that joke, don't be like me, I'm sick. ”

"Hahahaha, you idiot!" Shen Yan reached out to tickle me.

I also reached out to tickle her, but I didn't dare to push hard, for fear of hurting the baby in her belly.

Grandma touched my face: "Our family will think about others in the first year, and when we grow up, so grandma will be relieved, haha." Grandma looked at me and Shen Yan kindly, "Yan'er, she was careful and straightforward in the first year of junior high school, and sometimes she spoke without intention, don't go to your heart, ah?" The first year of junior high school can't speak, but she is kind, Yan'er, you are more sensible than the first junior high, and when your grandmother is not there in the future, you can help her a little more, okay? ”

Shen Yan put away her smiling face and said, "Don't worry, grandma, I will." ”

My nose was sour and I wanted to cry, but I desperately held back and smiled: "Grandma, we will all be fine, you can rest assured." ”

"Eh, good boys, all good kids."

Grandma smiled and shed tears.

I hugged Shen Yan with one hand and my grandmother with the other, and I never shed tears.

Now is not the time to weep, and we should not cry easily. In life, there is always convergence and separation, grandma is so old, one day she will leave us, she will not be lonely when she goes to the underworld, grandpa is still waiting for grandma over there. I am very reluctant to keep my grandmother, but if I forcibly keep my grandmother by my side because of my selfishness, it will not be good for everyone.

Every encounter in life is the source of parting.

Every parting in life is the beginning of an encounter.

Meeting, parting, should be beautiful. I don't know why my mindset has changed so much. Maybe it's because I saw Zhao Tianming's changes today, Zhao Tianming used to be so keen on occultism, and it took a lot of effort to grab copper coins from us, but now he took the initiative to resign from the identity of the head of the Yin Hall, and became an ordinary man again, so open-minded and in a state of mind, but I can't compare. However, I will also change myself slowly, not from my original intention, but from my practice.

Life is a practice, from ignorance to deep knowledge, from deep knowledge to ignorance.

Early the next morning, Jin Shiyi came back and brought a lot of delicious food, but Shen Yan was about to give birth, and there were a lot of things that could not be eaten, all of which were cheap to me.

After eating, Shen Yanfei pulled me to accompany her to walk on the embankment and blow the wind.

It's July, Halloween, in case something happens, I'm a not-so-clever yin girl, Shen Yan is a pregnant woman with a big belly, we can't escape. I told Shen Yan that it was just right to bring Jin Shiyi and Ling? Shen Yan said that she didn't want to say anything, saying that she just wanted the two of them to be quiet and quiet. I eat people with a soft mouth, I have no choice but to accompany Shen Yan. However, before I went, I reported to Lingzheng, and Lingzheng said that Nanwucun had set up a formation, and ordinary yin spirits couldn't get in, and gave me a few runes to protect me, so I set off with Shen Yan.

It took about seven or eight minutes to walk up the embankment.

Shen Yan told me that Jin Shiyi took her to the prenatal checkup, and the doctor said that she should be more active in the later stages of pregnancy, so that she can give birth quickly. So, she wanted to walk on the levee for an hour before going home.

Well, it is true that you need to exercise in the third trimester, but it is not such a "strenuous exercise".

After walking for an hour, I can't stand the legs of a normal person.

I told Shen Yan to walk on the embankment for ten minutes, and then I walked back, which was about ten minutes, and it added up to half an hour. Shen Yan refused to say anything, and she was in tears. I asked Shen Yan if Jin Shiyi bullied her? She actually sobbed quietly, and then told me that the watermelon that Jin Shiyi brought today made her uncomfortable. I asked her why did the watermelon make her uncomfortable?

There were two watermelons, I gave one of them to my grandmother to eat, and then I divided the other into two halves, Ling Zheng and I ate half, and Jin Shiyi and Shen Yan ate half.

I asked Shen Yan if our half was more than hers, and she was unbalanced in her heart? She said with tears in her eyes No, Jin Shiyi's second goods ate watermelon with a spoon, and he didn't give me the first bite in the middle, he must not love me anymore, huh...... As he spoke, he cried fiercely again.

My head is galloping.

Shen Yan is crying with me here for a spoonful of watermelon?

Is this still the same Shen Yan who is not afraid of heaven and earth, killing snakes and ghosts is like playing?

I cautiously asked Shen Yan, "Girl, do you have prenatal depression?" ”

Shen Yan looked at me with teary eyes: "What is prenatal depression?" ”

I cleared my throat and replied, "Prenatal depression is a new or unreasonable expectation that a pregnant woman has of her husband, and when this expectation is not met, all kinds of negative emotions will arise. Shen Yan, let me ask you, did you tell Jin Shiyi that you want to eat the watermelon in the center? Shen Yan shook her head, "That's right." You hope that Jin Shiyi will give you that piece of watermelon to eat, but Jin Shiyi doesn't know, so he eats it yourself, just a piece of watermelon, and you can conclude that Jin Shiyi doesn't love you, this is really ......"

Shen Yan said in a low voice: "The watermelon in the center is the sweetest, if he really loves me, he should give me the sweetest one." ”

"Then did he feed you all but that piece, the bottom, the rest, all the seedsless?" I analyzed with Shen Yan word by word, "Also, after eating the watermelon, you said that you wanted to eat apples, Jin Shiyi peeled five apples, took a bite of each, and gave you the sweetest apple to eat, isn't it?" ”

Shen Yan put away her tears, "Well, yes." ”

"Then he doesn't love you yet, who does he love?!!" I couldn't help yelling at Shen Yan.

Shen Yan was stunned, and then looked at the river in the distance. After a long while, Shen Yan suddenly smiled, gently touched her stomach, and said, "Baby, let's go home." I was angry and funny, and helped Shen Yan to walk towards the entrance of Nanwu Village.

Before we reached the entrance of the village, we saw an old woman fall to the ground, I hurried to help her up, she was not seriously injured, but not light, her foot was twisted, she could not walk at all, and I asked her what her surname was, she could not answer at all, as if her soul had been lost. I thought it was strange that I gave her the Yin vein, and found that her soul was really lost, no wonder!

At this time, an uncle in the village happened to drive by and asked us what was wrong?

I told my uncle about the situation, and he was kind and said to take us to the town hospital. Since I also knew my uncle, I called Lingzheng and sent my grandmother to the town hospital. Shen Yan was pregnant with the child, so she didn't go to the hospital with us, but called Jin Shiyi, and Jin Shiyi hurried to pick her up. After my uncle and I took my grandmother to the hospital, my uncle had other things to do, so he left first. I reported the situation of the hospital to Lingzheng, and Lingzheng said that the hospital had people arranged by him, and I was safe there, so I didn't have to worry about anything.

I paid the medical bills in advance and guarded my grandmother alone.

The doctor asked me what was going on, but I didn't know anything, because I didn't know this old woman at all, she wasn't from Nanwu Village, and I hadn't seen her.

After staying in the hospital for almost an hour, a burst of white smoke suddenly rose from the side of the grandmother's feet, and the smoke slowly condensed into an old grandfather in the air. This old man is a ghost, looking at the old woman with a blank face, and he doesn't speak, and he doesn't make any other movements, he just keeps watching, watching.

I didn't plan to pay attention to it, but the air around me was getting colder and colder, so I had to take the initiative to communicate with the old man and ask him if he had sprained his grandmother's foot. The old man was surprised that I could see him at first, but then he found out that I was a yin walker, and said that someone told him that there is a yin walker in the world who can pass through yin and yang, and can help ghosts, and fulfill the wishes of ghosts. I didn't care what the old man wanted, I just asked him if he injured his grandmother's leg? As I spoke, I took out the yellow talisman that Lingzheng had given me.

The old man was not afraid, he only said that he was a kind ghost, and the Yin Walker would not hurt him.

I asked the grandmother again if he had injured her foot, and he began to wipe his tears, a ghost still had tears, which showed that his memories of life had not dissipated at all, and he still retained his full human emotions. The old man told me that he was the wife of the old grandmother, who died ten years ago, and the old grandmother had a bit of Alzheimer's disease since that time, and then it became more and more serious, sometimes sober, sometimes vague, until this morning, the old grandmother said that she was going to a place to find someone to treat her. Their children were used to seeing the grandmother like this, so no one cared, so the grandmother took advantage of everyone's inattention, sneaked out of the house, walked more than ten miles, and came to Nanwu Village, but twisted her foot at the entrance of the village, and then her mind was blurred again.

I don't know anyone, I don't remember who I am, and I don't know the way home.

I checked the yin veins for my grandmother again, and learned that there was no ghost haunting my grandmother, but that my grandmother's soul was lost, and it was not a day or two since it was lost. But the strange thing is that the old grandmother's soul is lost, but it does not go far, sometimes it comes back, sometimes it goes away. When the soul goes away, people will be confused, and when the soul comes back, people will be sober, so the grandmother will have a symptom similar to "Alzheimer's".