King Mark had no choice but to dress like a beggar and accompany me because he was afraid of my identity.

I said to Mark: "Now we are all beggars, but we don't necessarily have enough to eat when we go to beg for food every day. In order to live a little better, we should cook for ourselves. ”

Mark said yes.

Then, I followed the example of Mark telling Diana to cook in my previous life, and I said to Mark, "I don't know how to do housework, you know, I like to dance with swords." Or, I dance the sword to sell the arts, and the money from the performances comes back, and I buy rice and vegetables and come back, and you cook and cook the vegetables......"

King Mark felt so miserable, but he didn't dare to take me back to the palace, he was an honest man, and thought that he must wait until King Thomsue "discouraged" before he could take me back, otherwise, if he found out, he would harm Diana ("fake"...... It's not good.

Then I asked Mark to sharpen a sword for me and go to the market.

"Walk by, pass by, don't miss it! ~ I am a Chinese swordsman, a little grandson. Now I will dance a song "Sword Weapon" for everyone, I hope you like it. ”…… At the end of the song, I asked Mark, who was watching me indifferently wielding my sword, to ask the crowd for money with a plate.

King Mark stood still, he had never been so embarrassed, and he was very strong in martial arts...... Hurriedly thought, let's obediently ask everyone for money, in case Diana calls herself to be a "showman", do you still have a face? ——————

But I could already see Mark's thoughts on his sad face, and he clasped his fists at everyone and said, "Just now, I performed a sword dance for everyone with my strength...... Now, by my husband, to everyone performing: chest crushing boulder! ~”

King Mark looked at the big snow-white stone that I didn't know where it had come from, and he was immediately frightened, and he stepped back again and again.

He's looking, where are the guards, gone? …… The guard was called away by me, and although he was a beggar, he still followed the guard to protect his safety......

But I asked the guards to buy "sugar gourds", and the guards had never heard of this thing for sale, and they were looking for it everywhere, and it was getting farther and farther away......

Of course, he will not appear "dangerous", after all, I have also absorbed the power of the original Disc Saint, so my strength should not be underestimated.

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I brought a big snow-white stone and pressed it on King Mark's body, Mark silently closed his eyes, feeling that he was using his life to be a beggar, soaking the girl with tears.

"Now, everybody——————" I picked up a hammer and threw it directly at the boulder in Mark's chest...... Crackling, boulders shattering.

I lifted the frightened Marquea, kissed him on the cheek, and said, "Honey, you're awesome." ”

Mark was a little "wooden" for a while, and he was pushed to do a "chest crushing boulder" just now, and now he was kissed...... The taste in my heart is inexplicable.

I poked Mark in the arm and smiled, "Go collect the money!" ~" On the side, I said to everyone, "Walk by, pass by, don't miss it~ If you have money, you will have a money, and if you don't have money, give some applause!" ~~~~~”

So, the applause was loud~

King Mark felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, except for being kissed just now, which was slightly comforting, but on the whole, it seemed dangerous to follow me to perform.

"Acting Now: Tightrope Walking ......"

I called a few people from the organization from the Couples Space (formerly known as Saucer Space) to help me pull a tightrope.

"Go, walk the tightrope." I stabbed King Mark in the arm again.

Mark looked at a tightrope held by the two men...... The heart said, "How to go?" —————— "I've seen the monkeys in the zoo, walking on a tightrope, but the people walking? ……

My heart is so big~

In the end, I was a carp and straightened up, turned over the tightrope, and walked steadily, and that's not all, I picked up two more sticks, and three plates were turned on each one...... Walking a tightrope while turning.

King Mark was shocked when he saw it, and thought to himself that it was no wonder that this woman would kill Princess Diana by mistake, she was really a character~

didn't dare to resist, but I still liked it a little in my heart, and I was determined to conquer her with charm and let her stop going to the rivers and lakes......

But at this time, a voice came from around, saying: "The broken boulder on my chest just now looks good, do it again, I will give fifty wen!" ~”

the groove.

King Mark really wanted to lie down, and his legs were shaking.

Princess Diana, no, this "impostor" stepped forward and smiled: "That's the end of today's performance, we will continue to come tomorrow, please come early~" ...... I can't help but say that I took the money from the audience who wanted to see the "broken boulder in the chest", and I was not embarrassed at all.

King Mark is really like a little brother in a gang of entertainers, silently holding the plate to accept the "reward" from the audience.

Since he was born, he has never done such a humiliating thing.

I feel that my stomach is not good, but I can't complain, and I am afraid that this fake Diana will dislike her, so I still have a little "pity" in my heart, thinking that maybe I will be fine if I sell my art for a few days......

However, the show lasted for more than half a month......

He performs two performances of "chest crushing boulders" every day, and sometimes when a hammer comes down, before it is finished, this fake Diana will be very "fierce" to step on her chest with her foot and crush it vigorously.

In the end, the stone shattered.