Chapter 3: Everyone has a patron saint
I nodded indifferently, stood up, slowly brewed a cup of tea, put it in front of Mr. Gu, and asked softly, "After you received the shoes, did Zhang Min say anything strange to you?" ”
Mr. Gu didn't reply to me, his hands were folded on his laps, a little restrained.
I actually did this on purpose, in order to create a compelling momentum, which was what Lingzheng did before, and I haven't learned one thousandth of Lingzheng.
Miss Jiang urged Mr. Gu to say quickly, Mr. Gu picked up the teacup, took a sip, smiled politely at me, and recalled, "Don't hide it from the third master, after I received the shoes, Zhang Min asked me on the Internet: Have you received the shoes you sent?" I replied: Roger. — that's all. ”
"Oh?" I walked back to my seat, sat down, and stared into Mr. Gu's eyes.
Mr. Gu's face was a little pale, and he said hesitantly: "Also, there is, that is...... That, that...... We moved on. ”
"Oh......" I bowed my head, took a sip of tea, and didn't ask any more.
The rest of the time is left to Miss Jiang and Mr. Gu. - Sure enough, Miss Jiang began to cry again, her shoulders trembled, and Mr. Gu pouted impatiently, as if he didn't want to stay with Miss Jiang for a moment. But he couldn't stand Miss Jiang crying like this, so Mr. Gu reluctantly said something about the conversation between him and Zhang Min.
I am now listening to him reminiscing about the situation at that time, combined with some of the situations that Miss Jiang described to me, and found out that Mr. Gu contacted Zhang Min again, Zhang Min told Mr. Gu on the Internet to kick Miss Jiang out of the door, and Mr. Gu grabbed Miss Jiang's arm, dragged Miss Jiang out of the door, locked the door, and prevented her from coming in. Zhang Min asked Mr. Gu to scold Miss Jiang as much as Mr. Gu wanted.
What's even more excessive is that two days ago, Miss Jiang and Mr. Gu went back to their parents' house together, and Miss Jiang's mother persuaded Mr. Gu to be kind to Miss Jiang, after all, they were married. Mr. Gu told Zhang Min about this, and Zhang Min asked Mr. Gu to beat Miss Jiang's mother, who would have thought that Mr. Gu would really slap Miss Jiang's mother.
The son-in-law beat his mother-in-law, and this matter made a big fuss.
After Mr. Gu beat Miss Jiang's mother, he was surprised and sad, after all, the relationship between husband and wife broke down, and his anger couldn't be involved in the elders, but Mr. Gu just didn't want to bow his head and apologize, and he didn't want to see Miss Jiang and her mother for a moment. However, he was inexplicably sad and heartbroken, so he pretended to use an excuse to go to the toilet, squatted in the toilet and cried. According to the description he recalls now, he said that it felt as if his hands and head were not his own, and he couldn't control them at all.
Miss Jiang cried even more sadly when she heard Mr. Gu say this.
At this moment, Mr. Gu was also a little moved, took the initiative to hand a tissue to Miss Jiang, and comforted her not to cry.
I understood the ins and outs of the matter, and told them that the key was the pair of slippers, the shoes were evil, and they were a medium, Zhang Min asked Mr. Gu if he had received the "evil", and Mr. Gu said that he had received it, so this plowshare witch descended into a form of contract and began to execute. The plowshare witch can control people's minds, and he will do whatever the caster tells him to do. As the saying goes, ghosts are obsessed with their minds, and ghosts make gods worse, that's the truth.
Mr. Gu knew that something was wrong, but he still didn't want to believe that Zhang Min had done it.
Miss Jiang asked me how to solve the ploughshare witch drop? I said that it would not be difficult to solve this, but we should prepare something, and we will go to his house in three days.
After making an appointment for a time and place, Miss Jiang and his wife left.
I drove to the big market with King Ling's tomb to buy things to be used for the rituals, a big colored rooster, a big knife, red thread, red cloth, tables, fruits, incense, candles...... Wait a minute.
On the way back, King Ling's Tomb drove a car, looking at my face from time to time.
I touched my face: "King Ling's tomb, there are flowers on my face?" You're staring at it like that! ”
King Ling shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Woman, you are becoming more and more like a senior brother. ”
It's getting more and more like a big brother......
That's a compliment!
But why, my heart hurts so much?
Three days later, we went to Miss Jiang's house as agreed. They live in a high-end community in Xuhui District, the environment is very good, the decoration of the home is also very elegant, and they are a rich family.
If I don't have spiritual power, I can't go to the yin, let alone open the altar?
The practice of opening the altar requires inviting the gods to come up.
Thereupon...... I had no choice but to ask King Ling's tomb for help. I told Miss Jiang that the tomb of King Ling is my assistant, and I can't open the altar in person today, and the regulations of Master Zu can only be done by assistants. Miss Jiang looked at King Ling's tomb suspiciously, then pulled me to the side and whispered, "Third Master Ling, you can ask for as much money as you want, look at your assistant...... People look very energetic, but good looks don't necessarily mean good Taoism, and I think his character is a bit arrogant, and I don't think I'm always down-to-earth in my heart......"
If King Ling's tomb wants to hear this, it is estimated that the roof of Miss Jiang's house will have to be lifted.
I packed the ticket and said: "Don't look at me, the assistant is also very high, and in our industry, we don't say who has the highest Taoism, everyone has their best ability, and his biggest ability is to open the altar to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil." ”
When Miss Jiang heard me say this, she agreed to the main law of King Ling's tomb.
After I set up the stage, King Ling's tomb put on a robe and prepared for the opening ceremony. I tied a red rope around Mr. Gu's neck and the other end around the neck of the rooster, which is called a spirit chicken in the Daomen, and the spirit chicken represents Mr. Gu. The matter of the ploughshare witch descending started because of Mr. Gu, so it is necessary to start from Mr. Gu to solve it......
King Ling's tomb recited a mantra to the gods, and after it was finished, he used a knife to cut off the head of the spirit chicken in two.
After that, stuff the severed chicken head into the bamboo tube, paste a yellow charm on the outside, and then put the bamboo tube into the box containing two pairs of cotton slippers, and finally wrap the long sword, red rope, rooster, candle, shoebox or something with a big red cloth, find a hidden place, and bury it together.
In this way, it is considered to be the removal of the plowshare.
You may think that a Dharma service is over like this? Things shouldn't be so simple, shouldn't they fight with the people who used the plowshares to descend to the witch, vomit blood, and say two cruel words or something?
In fact, many people are misled by TV series and gives.
TV and Li are all exaggerated, except for a faction in Maoshan that will see blood as soon as the altar is opened, the rest are relatively "docile and peaceful", and Lingzheng is the meek and peaceful faction. Moreover, people often say that witch Gu lowers the head of witch Gu and witch Gu descends head, in fact, this is not a word, witch is witch, Gu is Gu, and the saying of lowering the head is passed down from Southeast Asia, that is, in recent years, and witch and Gu are the native spells of our country, which have been passed down for thousands of years.
To be precise, Miss Jiang's matter, one of them is not called a head drop, but witchcraft, but everyone calls this thing a plow head witch drop, so we also called it.
After doing the rituals, we left Miss Jiang's house.
When I arrived at the first class, I felt that something was wrong, so I asked King Ling's tomb: "Have you posted the five anti-evil talismans?" ”
King Ling's tomb was stunned suddenly, "Uncle is troublesome, and he hasn't painted it yet." ”
Me: "......"
This kind of ploughshare witch drop is very powerful, even if it is solved, there will be anti-evil qi back into the door, if the door is pasted with five talismans, then the anti-evil qi will not be able to enter the house, but if there is no sticker, then the anti-evil qi rushes into the house, and if it hits Miss Jiang or Mr. Gu's body, there will be a circle of bruises on the body, at first the bruise is only the size of a fingernail, after a week, the bruise will slowly expand, if the bruise has not subsided in half a month, then the person will die within three months.
King Ling's tomb said that the anti-evil talisman has not been drawn yet, and I am really frightened.
That night, I was so sad that I didn't sleep much.
The next day, before dawn, at four o'clock, the mobile phone rang, it was Miss Jiang calling.
Miss Jiang said that she and her husband had a lot of bruises, like a moon halo, and like water ripples, circle by circle, it didn't look like it had been bumped, could it be that the plowshare witch had not been completely removed?
I was stunned on the spot!
- This is the mess of King Ling's tomb.
I reassured Miss Jiang on the phone that the plowshare witch was completely lifted, so don't worry about this, it should be that there is something unclean in her house, and we will go to her house again tomorrow to clean the house. Miss Jiang said a lot of thank you words to me and hung up the phone.
In fact, the anti-evil aura is described as so terrifying because the spirit is telling me, and I have not seen it with my own eyes.
Of course, I don't want to verify it myself.
I hurriedly got dressed and went to find the tomb of King Ling.
The tomb of King Ling did not live at home, but slept in the first hall. Ling Xiaoman cried and wanted to sleep with King Ling's tomb, I didn't agree, I was stunned to leave Ling Xiaoman by his side, at this time Ling Xiaoman saw that I was going to find King Ling's tomb so early, so excited that he danced, on the way to the first hall, he sang all the way, and he was so happy.
By the time of the first class, it was already past five o'clock, and the sky was bright.
I took the key to open the gate, just as King Ling's tomb opened the door from the inside, and when I saw it, I was surprised, "Woman, why are you here?" ”
I took off my gloves: "Miss Jiang, they have been retaliated." ”
Ling Xiaoman threw himself into the arms of King Ling's tomb: "Uncle Tomb, Xiaoman misses you so much." ”
King Ling's tomb scraped Xiaoman's nose: "Dasha girl, you also ate two braised fish at my house yesterday, and you forgot?" Ling Xiaoman chuckled, hugged King Ling's neck, and was reluctant to come down again. King Ling took out a small cloth bag from his pocket and handed it to me: "You go and bring this to them yourself, I promised to take Xiaoman to the playground today." ”
Ling Xiaoman was so excited: "Uncle Tomb is so good, Xiaoman loves you." ”
King Ling's tomb looked at Ling Xiaoman, his eyes were full of doting looks.
I put my things down in the bag I was carrying, and pulled the corner of the tomb of King Laling: "Ah, hey, Uncle Tomb, are you a pedophile?" ”
King Ling's tomb was stunned, and he raised his hand and gave me a violent shudder: "Dead woman!" What nonsense! All day long, the mind is dirty! She's your daughter! King Ling rubbed Xiao Man's hair, and his expression became gentle again, "I am Xiao Man's patron saint, and I will love Xiao Man for the rest of my life, and I will not have other thoughts." ”
Ling Xiaoman clapped his hands and smiled, "Uncle Tomb is Xiaoman's patron saint, great!" She turned to look at me, "Mom, Xiaoman is so happy, there is a patronus." ”
I was stunned and smiled, "Everyone has a patronus. ”
Ling Xiaoman asked curiously, "Really?" So who is Mom's patron saint? ”
My heart trembled suddenly, and then quickly calmed down: "Where does mom need a patron saint, mom has become a patron saint now." ”
"And who will Mom protect?"
“…… You guess? ”
"I don't guess." Ling Xiaoman was fond of small mouths, "Uncle Tomb said, things that make people guess and guess are not good things, good things will not grind more, and what grinds more is bad things...... Uncle Tomb also said......"
I rolled my eyes, gestured to the tomb of King Ling, and then left the first hall and went to Miss Jiang's house.
I opened the tomb of King Ling and gave me something, and inside were a few black talismans, as well as a glass bottle containing talismans and water. I gave the things to Miss Jiang and told them to wipe them three times a day, and the bruises would disappear after three days of rubbing.
The runes and runes were all practiced by reciting mantras overnight in King Ling's tomb, and the effect would not be bad.