Chapter 135: The Mountain Boy is Drunk
When I looked back, a short figure came into view, but its strange one-eyed and hideous face was enough to frighten a giant. (Baidu search network update is the fastest and most stable)
It's a mountain boy!
I just hit it.
I was startled, however, I quickly calmed down. I was here to find it, and now that it appears automatically, why should I be afraid of it?
The mountain boy stared at me closely, and did not rush to attack, but from time to time he looked at the wood knife in my hand, and it could be seen that he was afraid of me.
Depressed, my flashlight suddenly dimmed, emitting a faint ** light, my heart sank, if there was no light, in the darkness I would only be beaten.
He Shuo floated out of my **** knife, looked at Shantong vigilantly and asked, "Brother Dao, if I don't deal with this little ghost." "I said no, we will settle the grievances between me and it ourselves.
The mountain boy suddenly stretched out his right hand, facing upwards, and there was something wrapped in banana leaves in the palm of his hand, and white smoke rose up, as if it was still steaming.
Is it trying to give it to me?
What is it? I'm suspicious, I've offended it, it stands to reason that it should come to me for revenge, why did it send me something?
I asked He Shuo to take it and take a look, He Shuo reached out to take it, Shantong quickly withdrew his hand, looked at He Shuo with a hostile expression, I tried to say to Shantong as gently as possible: "If you give me that thing, you can **give it to him." Shantong put the thing in He Shuo's hand, He Shuo took it and pinched it, said it was very soft, and unfolded the banana leaves while speaking, probably it was too dark, he didn't see it clearly, so he put it in front of his eyes and looked closer, and smelled it with his nose curiously, frowned and said, "It's a little smelly." ”
Stinking?
I curiously shone a flashlight on it, dumbfounded, isn't this the feces of the mountain boy?
This- this little imp is going to use this way to do **** on me?
Unexpectedly, the mountain boy stretched out his left hand again, and there was a round thing in the palm of his hand, which looked like ** egg at first glance, and I took a closer look, it was a rice ball. Shan Tong pointed to the feces in He Shuo's hand, and then pointed to the rice balls, with a sincere face, I suddenly realized that this guy wanted to give me feces and exchange rice balls from me.
It's so beautiful to think about, how can there be such a good thing in the world by exchanging dung for food? Originally, it was because it was necessary to use its feces to detoxify the Gu poison, and its feces became precious, but now don't use them, its feces are simply worthless.
However, Shantong's approach greatly exceeded my surprise. I thought it would be crazy to **** me, just like Xia Mengyao said, chase and kill me at the ends of the world, and I won't stop until I die, but what I didn't expect was that not only did he not kill me, but he also trusted me very much. I think this result is a million times better than it is going to kill me? I was very surprised at the moment and asked Shantong to go back with me.
He Shuo finally saw clearly what was in the banana leaves, scolded, and threw the "baby" out, Shantong originally planned to go with me, when he saw this move, he suddenly stopped, looked at us suspiciously, and there was hostility on his face, I hurriedly explained to it, we don't want its feces now, but I will give it rice balls. It believed me.
I used a flashlight to shine a light on the wooden house for a while, and found that the ghost named Yuan Keliang was gone. Thinking of his hateful eyes and what he said, I was worried for a while, he would definitely go to the person named Yuan Kehe to take revenge, I actually believed him, and also took out the bullet for him, I regret it now, I hope Yuan Keliang can let go of the hatred in his heart and reincarnate with peace of mind.
The ideal is always beautiful, but the reality is always so cruel.
When I took the boy back to the old man's house, everyone was surprised, I told them about it, and the old man said that there was no leftover food at home now, and he had to cook, so he was busy cooking. Other people in the village also came to watch, some curious people brought rice, I kneaded these rice into the size of ** egg and handed it to the mountain boy, the mountain boy actually took it all, after eating one, the rest of them were all held in their hands, and they were very happy, and then walked to the side and squatted down, ready to use its "baby" to exchange it with my rice ball, I quickly stopped it, and said that I didn't want its "baby".
A villager knew that the poultry in the village was injured by the mountain boy, ** was furious, picked up a flat pole and was about to beat, I was busy blocking him, Xiaozhi talked for a long time with reason, and analyzed the stakes with him, the man angrily shouted: "This beast bit me two cows to death!" I want it to die! "I said I would pay for his losses, and the man said at least two thousand and a half per cow.
So expensive? I was secretly taken aback in my heart, this person wouldn't treat me as two hundred and five, would he?
Other villagers echoed, saying how many **, how many pigs, etc., were also killed by the mountain boy in their home, and I was very depressed, so I had to ask their village chief to write down this account, and I counted it to them after dawn. The old man took a notebook that only existed in the seventies and eighties and a ballpoint pen on it to write down everyone's losses, one pig one thousand and a half, and one ** two hundred...... I'm not happy, how can a ** cost two hundred? Is it from Mars? The villagers said that they were raising a family, not a feed in the city, and sixty yuan a catty...... It made me anxious, and in the end, I had to pay more than 20,000 yuan in total! My heart is empty, where did the deity get so much money?
When I had finished the account, the villagers didn't believe me, fearing that I would run away before dawn, so they insisted that I settle it now. I had to go to Wu Lele and Xia Mengyao to borrow money, but I didn't expect Xia Mengyao to have no money on her, Wu Lele had a little bit, but it was a drop in the bucket, and it was far from 10,000 yuan, so I had to go to Zhang Yunhao and Mi Junfei, but these two people were asleep, like dead pigs, and they couldn't wake up after screaming for a long time.
More than 1,000 yuan was found from Zhang Yunhao, Mi Junfei was a local tyrant, there were four or five thousand, and in the end it added up to less than eight thousand. I told the villagers that I didn't have that much cash with me, and that I would make up for what I owed when I came back. To put it mildly, I finally sent them away.
Make the deity mentally exhausted.
After getting the money, the villagers were happy, like a festival, and those who had business acumen came to make ** easy for me, saying that a rice ball was only sold to me for five yuan, how much I wanted, how much he gave, how much he wanted, and how much he wanted, it could be discounted. I said that I have been looted by them now, and I have no hair, why don't I pay on credit? The man said no, now it is easy to borrow money and it is difficult to repay the money, and he would rather take food to feed the dog than pay it on credit. I felt that I had been scolded, but I couldn't talk back, and I was extremely aggrieved.
The brother who said that the cow in the family had been bitten to death also brought rice balls, the rice was white and fragrant, I smelled it, I felt that it was the aroma of wine, the man said that he put some wine, so that it tasted better, and it was given to the mountain boy to eat. I didn't think much about it, and gave it to the mountain boy. Because there were too many rice balls, the mountain boy couldn't hold them, so I found a bag for him to carry. The mountain boy smiled and walked away. The man looked at the back of the mountain boy and laughed, and then said that the sky was about to dawn, and he had to go back to sleep, and he would have to work after dawn.
I thought that the matter had been "****" over, I was very sleepy, and I was ready to take a rest, Xia Mengyao reminded me that the person who sent the rice ball just now smiled very much, it is estimated that there is fraud, and his eyes are triangular, this kind of person is generally very vicious, Shantong bit his cow to death, he will not let Shantong go easily, I asked He Shuo to follow and take a look.
Feeling that he just lay down, He Shuo came back, saying that the "triangular eye" was really dangerous, and he must have done his hands and feet in the rice ball, and the mountain boy began to sway after eating a few, and then fell on the side of the road, and the "triangular eye" got the mountain boy back.
Wu Lele said that there must be **** in the rice ball. Xia Mengyao said that it was wine, wine can be intoxicating, the mountain boy ate the rice balls with wine, which is equivalent to drinking wine, and the mountain boy was drunk when he was drunk, and now he is afraid that it is just an ordinary poultry, and he has no power to fight back, so he is slaughtered.
I was furious and called the old man to lead us to the "Triangle Eye" house.
When I arrived at the house of "Triangle Eye", I saw that the mountain boy was thrown on the ground of the hall, and the "Triangle Eye" was sharpening his knife, so I rushed over and took the mountain boy out, and this little ghost was full of alcohol at this time, drunk, and his body was also soft, and I held it, like holding a little sheep.
"Triangle Eye" rushed up with a knife, and was reprimanded by the old man, Xia Mengyao also told him that if he wanted to hurt the mountain boy, the mountain boy would come to ****, and it would bring plague and fire to the village, so he was persuaded to put down the butcher knife and rein in the precipice. "Triangle Eye" said that the mountain boy had killed his cow and that he had to teach the mountain boy a lesson, and then the old man gave him two hundred yuan before he put down the knife and chattered in his mouth.
I decided to send the boy back to the cave. The old man said to come with me.
When I came to the cave, I put the mountain boy in the small hole on the top of the cave, there were **** and leaves on it, it was a very warm nest, and the mountain boy was still sleeping, like a snooze child.
Jumping down from the small hole, I clapped my hands and prepared to go home, suddenly felt a lot colder in the hole, and the old man also shivered, I asked him if it was cold, he said yes, go home quickly, and ran out of the cave, but before he reached the entrance of the cave, suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the ** crumbs and gravel outside the cave poured into the hole, like a tornado, and I and the old man ** back to the hole.
I don't feel good, this situation is too weird, there must be something ghostly, so I asked the old man if he knew one?* tear Na play first instigate the remains to pull out and fade and steal the shadow!?/div>