As soon as the woman finished singing, all the villagers present were stunned and muttered, "This yellow skin is quite educated, and he can make limericks."

After hearing this, Sun Zhishu seemed to remember something, stretched out his hand and pointed at his daughter-in-law, and exclaimed: "Okay, I finally understand, it turns out to be you, a brute!" ”

As soon as I heard what he said, I knew that there was really something inside, and quickly asked, "Sun Zhishu, do you know this beast?" Let's talk about what's going on. ”

"Alas, it's a long story, and it has to start from that night ten days ago......" Sun Zhishu sighed and told us all the ins and outs of the matter.

It turned out that in the middle of the night ten days ago, Sun Zhishu was lying on the sleeping Zhengxiang, and suddenly heard his own chicken crowing non-stop.

You know, the mountains were not peaceful at that time, there were often foxes and wolves going down the mountain to look for food, Sun Zhishu woke up, thought that it was a wild beast coming down the mountain to harm his chickens, so he quickly picked up the red tassel in the corner of the wall and ran to the chicken coop.

When I came to the edge of the chicken coop, I saw that all the chickens were trembling and lying on the ground, and the boss with staring eyes seemed to see something terrible.

Sun Zhishu looked around suspiciously for a while, and now it was empty, not even a ghost shadow, and finally he went into the chicken coop to take a closer look, and there were 3 eggs missing.

Seeing this scene, Sun Branch Secretary breathed a sigh of relief and thought: "It's that I'm too worried, it seems that it wasn't the beast that went down the mountain, but the thief." ”

Thinking like this, he didn't pay much attention, after all, he only lost 3 eggs, the chickens were not stolen, and it was not a major property loss, so he returned to the house and continued to sleep.

But the matter is far from over, the next night Sun Zhishu heard the rooster cry again, now he is very angry, thinking that you thief is not finished, stealing me once is not enough, and the second time, it is really impossible to bully Lao Tzu.

Sun Zhishu picked up the guy and rushed out of the room as fast as possible, but when he ran to the chicken coop, he didn't even see the shadow of the thief, but there were 3 fewer eggs.

At this time, Sun Zhishu couldn't help but be angry, and he decided to catch the thief with his own hands.

So on the third night, without waiting for the thief to come to the door, he took the red tassel and hid on the edge of the chicken coop and squatted, and if the thief dared to commit it again, he would definitely catch him and teach him a hard lesson.

In this way, the time slowly came to the middle of the night, and sure enough, there was a sound of Xixi Suo in the chicken coop, as if someone was reaching out to touch the eggs inside, Sun Zhishu was in good spirits, and immediately turned on the flashlight.

To his surprise, it turned out to be a weasel, half of its head had been buried in the hen's coop, its hind legs were cocked outside, its tail was large, and it was half white, and it looked like an old fellow.

At this moment, the weasel was sneakily stuffing eggs into his arms, and his mouth was still screaming strangely from time to time.

Seeing this scene, Sun Zhishu suddenly became angry, and yelled: "He, it turned out that you were a bird who stole my eggs, and I had to kill you!" ”

After that, he raised the red tassel in his hand and hit it on the head.

The weasel didn't want to scurry out a big living person, so he was so frightened that he threw away the egg in his hand and fled.

But Sun Zhishu came prepared, it was in a panic, and was directly swept to the hind legs by the red tassel, suffered a lot of damage, and limped out of the gate.

"Where do the brutes escape!"

Sun Zhishu naturally wouldn't spare it so easily, screamed, and chased after him with the red tassel.

The weasel ran outside the gate, suddenly jumped onto the back of a big white rabbit, and then slapped the rabbit's head, which jumped a few times, carried it away, and disappeared into the dark night in a few blinks.

Seeing a weasel riding a rabbit and escaping, Sun Zhishu felt evil, stood in place for a long time, and then returned to the house with a gloomy face.

As a result, early the next morning, his mother-in-law went crazy, touching and jumping, and tossed until now.

When she said this, the woman opposite slowly raised her head, stared at Sun Zhishu with hatred on her face and said: "You still have the face to say this, won't this Daxian eat a few eggs from you, can you beat me with a bend, you beat me with a cripple, you compensate me!" ”

"Fart!" Sun Zhishu pointed at his daughter-in-law and scolded: "Is it reasonable for you to steal my eggs?" You deserve to break your legs! ”

The woman was not afraid at all, and sneered: "Okay, you old man, you dare to play tricks with me, if you don't compensate this great immortal, I will toss your mother-in-law to death." ”

"Brute! You...... Don't you dare! Sun Zhishu was angry and shouted with a red face.

The woman laughed strangely: "Why don't I dare, you little mortal dare to be presumptuous to this great immortal, I want you to know what it means to be in awe!" ”

"Enough!"

Hearing this, I frowned, and said sharply to the woman: "Everything pays attention to a rational word, you steal the eggs of Sun Zhishu's family is a loss, who does he beat if he doesn't beat you, a thief?" And not only did you learn a lesson, but you dared to torture the sister-in-law of the Sun family when you turned around, if she was really tossed out by you, I would never spare you. ”

Yu Banxian glanced at the woman, and said with a smile: "Yes, don't be stubborn when your animal life and death come!" Provoke Li Daochang and his old man, be careful to bring you a Five Thunder Fa, let me tell you, there are not a few mountain spirits and wild monsters who have died in his hands, and there are not a thousand but eight hundred. ”

I didn't have a good anger at Yu Banxian's eyes, the level of this old man's nonsense is getting higher and higher.

The woman was frightened when she heard Yu Banxian say it, knowing that she was afraid, it didn't put Sun Zhishu in her eyes, but she was extremely afraid of me, and when she saw that my face was unhappy, she quickly wiped her tears, and babbled and sang: "I am Qinglin Huang Shilang, filial piety to my parents and a good reputation, I went out to go down the mountain today, leaving the second elder in the high hall, begging the Taoist to be merciful, the adults don't remember the villain, let me go home and be filial to my father." ”

After speaking, he looked at me with a pitiful look.

At this time, everyone saw that she was soft, and the hanging heart was also put down, and some villagers persuaded Sun Zhishu, saying that this yellow skin was born with a grudge, and killing one was easy to attract a litter, since it knew that it was wrong, it would bypass it once.

After hearing this, Sun Zhishu also felt reasonable, hesitated for a while, sighed and said: "That's it, it's better to settle the grievance, Xiaodao Chief, you can bypass it and let it go." ”

Since the owner promised to let it go, there was no need for me, an outsider, to pursue it, so I immediately said to the woman: "I see that you are quite filial, and you know that you are worried about the second elder of the family, I will let you go, but you are not allowed to make trouble again in the future, if you dare to do it again, you will not be spared." ”