Chapter 79: Watching You Pervert
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Yu Mengmengyi chose a relatively strict box, took Xu Bing in, ordered the dishes, and ordered a few pots of wine to be sent. After that, he told him not to come in if he had nothing to do.
Qian Rong looked at Bai Hua, and the other party nodded. When he just wanted to go in stealthily, before he reached the door, Yu Mengmeng noticed it, opened the door and glared at him, and threatened viciously: "Qianrong, you also know that I am not the original me, if you dare to get close to here, I will beat you to death." β
There was no way, Qianrong had no choice but to return to Bai Hua's side. Bai Hua lightly threw two words to him: "It's useless!" β
Wronged him, Niangniang has the seal of the Colorful Tree Clan, not to mention, but also cracked it, naturally it is not what it used to be. Don't talk about him, even if His Majesty goes in person, he may not be able to please him.
Yu Mengmeng was with Xu Bing, and first told him about his crossing, but he only told him that he was a demon, and only told him when he was drunk: "I am actually a demon who has lived enough for three thousand years!" β
"Hahaha......" Xu Bing smiled, shaking his head in disbelief, "I said that I would cross into a fifty-year-old bad old man, forget it, what are you making a fuss about?" Three thousand years more! Just blow it! β
"Don't believe me?" Yu Mengmeng approached him and asked him, his mouth full of wine. So he showed Xu Bing the colorful mark that he had been covered by Bai Hua, pointed to the flower on his forehead with his finger and said, "Look, this is the proof!" β
Xu Bing smiled even more heartily when he saw it, stroked his beard and drank a glass of wine, snorting wine and saying, "You think that painting a flower on your head can say that you are a demon?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and rubbed it vigorously with his fingers, wanting to see if the color had faded, but he didn't rub it off for a long time, and asked loudly: "What kind of paint do you use?" It's so strong that it doesn't fade? β
Yu Mengmeng saw that he spat on his fingers, and was about to stretch his forehead with his fingers, so frightened that he lost his face, desperately hid back, and shouted in his mouth: "Don't come here, that thing is so disgusting!" β
Xu Bing didn't care, stood up and chased Yu Mengmeng around the table, don't chase and don't laugh: "Don't be afraid, I'll just see if it's waterproof!" β
"Prevent a fart! Mother, this is true! It's true! Yu Mengmeng was so frightened that he burst into foul language, but in the end, he took a step slow and was rubbed by the saliva-stained fingers.
"Ahh Yu Mengmeng screamed in surprise.
Then he stayed for about ten seconds, came back to his senses, and asked to himself, "How is it, is it true?" β
"Damn!" Xu Bing sat back lazily, "It's actually waterproof!" β
Yu Mengmeng was anxious, and shouted with red eyes, "Why don't you believe it?" β
Bai Hua Qianrong, who heard Yu Mengmeng's screams outside, rushed over in time and saw Xu Bing's fingers rubbing against the colorful flower mark on Yu Mengmeng's forehead. Seeing Bai Hua's face angry, when he rushed over, he was stopped by Jun Fufeng: "Demon Monarch, that's just a mortal, you can't take advantage of the queen, I heard that it's still the queen's old acquaintance." β
But why did he rub the mark off the queen's head? It's something carved into the flesh and bones, how can you say that if you rub it down, you will rub it off? Ling'er looked at the two drunken people in the room in confusion.
Bai Hua remembered that Yu Mengmeng had said that he was going to bet with this person before. He vaguely understood what the two were gambling on.
Yu Mengmeng turned his head and shouted heroically towards the door: "Xiao Er, give me a pot of realgar wine!" β
Everyone knows what Yu Mengmeng's original body is, realgar is the best thing to deal with snakes, and she actually wants this now? Everyone's eyelids jumped in unison.
Jun Fufeng looked at Bai Hua with some embarrassment and asked, "Demon Lord, look at thisββ? "After all, Tianxiang Tower was opened by him, and if something happened to this demon queen here, he couldn't escape it.
Bai Hua's brows trembled, he understood Yu Mengmeng's intentions, and said, "Give her a pot of osmanthus to brew." "Now that I have drunk this virtue, it is strange what kind of wine I can drink.
Jun Fufeng asked his subordinates to serve a pot of osmanthus brew and send it over according to Bai Hua. At this time, the two of them were so drunk that they couldn't care if anyone was watching at the door.
Yu Mengmeng took the wine jug and opened it, and said to Xu Bing: "Old Xu, have you seen the legend of the White Snake?" β
Xu Bing nodded and sneered: "Nonsense, that's simply Lao Tzu's childhood nightmare!" As soon as the summer vacation arrives, I will broadcast it desperately! β
"Hehe, then do you know how Bai Suzhen appeared as the prototype?" Yu Mengmeng held the wine jug and held it up and shook it towards Xu Bing.
Seeing this, everyone understood why Yu Mengmeng wanted realgar wine. The corners of Bai Hua's eyes couldn't help jumping, she really wanted to change back into the prototype. The others couldn't help but snicker, turning back into the prototype had to rely on something poisonous to themselves to assist, and it was really nothing except for the demon in front of him!
When Qianrong was in the Demon Palace, he often saw Yu Mengmeng behaving like this, although it was not new, but as always, he found the queen interesting; Ling'er adheres to the concept that what her master does is reasonable: Jun Fufeng feels that Yu Mengmeng is a little unheard of, so it is better to see it!
"Remember! Drink realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival! Xu Bing thought that she was holding the wine jug to toast to herself, so she stood up with the wine glass and touched Yu Mengmeng's wine jug, stayed in the United States for a long time, and said "Cheers" all night.
"Then you see, Miss Ben is also going to transform!" Yu Mengmeng drank too much and was a little out of strength, a pot of wine was held in her hand and swayed, and everyone was always worried that she would accidentally smash the wine jug directly on the floor.
Xu Bing laughed twice, looked at Yu Mengmeng's caring eyes, and said jokingly: "Okay, I'll watch!" Recite a mantra for you:
Balala energy, what is it - transformation! β
"Huh!" Yu Mengmeng smiled, a little nauseous in his stomach, and tried his best to suppress what he was going to spit out, and said in order to relieve the embarrassment: "Lao Xu, you are so humorous!" β
"Or, the dark forces are hidden...... Belch...... It's starting to hiccup! Xu Bing was about to recite an incomparably familiar "spell", but he forgot about it with a hiccup, "Hehe, you continue, I'm here to watch you pervert!" β
"Perverted?" Yu Mengmeng smiled after understanding this meaning, "Lao Xu, people want to transform, not perverts!" β
Xu Bing was a little manic, holding up his cup and shouting: "Lao Yu, can you be happy?" I'm so grateful for the flowers! β
Yu Mengmeng smirked, put the wine jug directly to his mouth after saying hello, and saw that he was about to pour it down raw, but he stopped the car halfway.
"Lao Xu, let me say it first, I'm not Xiaobai, but Xiaoqing!" Yu Mengmeng emphasized, "You can't say I'm not a demon just because I haven't become a white snake!" β
Xu Bing said generously, stood up with a lap on the edge of the table, stepped on the table with one foot, and said with a sneer: "Don't say that you will become Xiaoqing, you will become a toad today, I admit it!" It's all cows and horses for you! β
"Oh, hehe, hahaha......" Yu Mengmeng also followed his example, lifted his skirt and put his feet on the table all the time, laughing wildly, "Lao Xu, you are waiting to become a horse for me to ride!" β
As he spoke, Yu Mengmeng lifted the wine jug arrogantly, and this time he really poured it down, for fear that it would have no effect, Yu Mengmeng did not waste a drop and put it into his stomach. After drinking, he praised it: "Ya, the ancient wine is good, it's quite fragrant, it's really natural and pollution-free!" β
Now Yu Mengmeng is really drunk, the world is spinning, and the old Xu in front of her is also like learning the doppelganger technique, she can't help but count the number of Lao Xu, and there are words in her mouth: "One old Xu is stupid, two old Xu is stupid, three old Xu is stupid, four stupid, five and six ......"
Xu Bing smirked when she saw that she couldn't stand steadily, shook her head vigorously, and was happy: "Sister, you're drinking high!" The amount of alcohol is not good, come, brother will take a straight line for you! β
After speaking, Xu Bing really took that leg off the table, and learned to walk as a model and took a crooked route for Yu Mengmeng that was almost drawn into a circle.
Yu Mengmeng couldn't stand up straight, his eyes widened as he finished walking, and finally gave him a thumbs up: "It's worthy of Lao Xu, this amount of wine is okay!" This cat's walk is so straight! β
As soon as he heard Yu Mengmeng praise him, Xu Bing crossed his waist with his hands very delicately, and raised his head straight: "That's!" Don't look at who I am Xu Bing'er! Girl, you have to learn more! β
"That's it! Is that! Yu Mengmeng shook her thumbs up in front of Xu Bin, and the person next to her was afraid that she would accidentally poke the eyes of the person opposite.
Suddenly, Yu Mengmeng felt some burning sensation in his lower abdomen, and pulled Xu Bing and shouted: "Old Xu, don't blink, I'm going to be perverted!" β
When Xu Bing heard this, he immediately opened his eyes wide, and actually flattened the wrinkles around his eye sockets.
The two of them didn't notice at all that when they were drunk, they were seen by the people surrounding the door, and Qian Rong and Jun Fufeng both covered their mouths and bent over and laughed. Bai Huasheng endured it until he couldn't help it, and then he turned Yu Mengmeng back to his original form with a black face and hooked the corners of his mouth. Afraid that she was not scary enough, he also turned her into a giant python that was almost hundreds of times thicker than the original.
Xu Bing looked at the girl in front of him who shouted that she was going to be perverted, and she really turned into a green snake in five seconds...... No, Giant Green Python! Reaching out and touching the body of Tianshe in front of him, the feeling of hard scale armor and cold body temperature was so real, he called out tentatively: "Yu Mengmeng? β
Yu Mengmeng heard someone call her, looked down curiously, and found that the person who called her was Lao Xu! So he lowered his head with confidence, looked at him with a pair of swarthy snake eyes, and opened his mouth to shout: "Hiss-" Lao Xu!
Xu Bing stared blankly at the huge tongue in front of him, and felt that the hairs on the top of his head stood up! Dengshi was so frightened that he woke up most of the time, and when he reacted to escape, he saw the snake letter suddenly spit out by the green python in front of him, and his whole body was weak and he couldn't move. In the end, he fainted in Yu Mengmeng's surprised gaze.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Bai Hua turned Yu Mengmeng back into a human form, and this time he had a heart and changed his clothes back by the way.
Yu Mengmeng, who had changed back into a human form, wanted to reach out to help Xu Bing, but he fell backwards due to his physical exhaustion. Bai Hua quickly caught her, picked her up, and looked at her sleeping peacefully in his arms, the corners of her mouth raised irrepressibly at an angle that everyone couldn't see. All in her mind was the drunken appearance she had just seen.
instructed Qianrong to take Xu Bing on the ground down to rest, and he carried Yu Mengmeng back to the guest room arranged for them by Jun Fufeng. Ling'er followed and wanted to serve, but was blocked by Bai Hua.
took off his coat for Yu Mengmeng, took off the hairpin on his head, and gently covered the quilt. Finally, I was relieved to sit back at the table and take out the book to read.
It was almost evening, and the sunset and sunset could be seen from the open windows. The red and glamorous are as beautiful as Yu Mengmeng's drunken face.
Bai Hua looked back at the person sleeping sweetly on the bed, and suddenly felt a sense of steadiness that he had never felt before. It seems that the heart, which has been hanging in the air, suddenly has a place to stay.