Chapter 31: Ghost Stories (1)
It was a sweltering night, just like today, with a lot of mosquitoes flying around. I was setting off fireworks with my friends, and before I knew it, it was getting dark.
It's bad, you have to hurry home, or you'll be beaten by your mother. Everyone began to clean up the fireworks and took a look at the private school by the way.
It turned out to be good, and in the middle of the night... A woman dressed in red stared at us through the window.
I was taken aback, but out of curiosity, I asked... What are you doing here in the middle of the night?
The woman then laughed... (A man says)
There's not enough soy sauce! (Wenhua shouts)
Uhh (Everyone is taken aback)
Lord Mandarin! What are you doing? It's too bad for you to come out!
Whatever! Soy sauce is gone! Didn't you go and buy it? How can I eat such fried noodles!
Isn't so much enough? Can this also be called fried noodles? It's just some black unidentified object!
Woo!
Mr. Wei Qian! My lord? Worst! The adults were put down by the soy sauce, and something big happened!
It's boring! All immersed in "Strange Tales". (Mandarin walks out)
How can there be ghosts? Alas... How are there so many mosquitoes.
Die or not... Mandarin... Please... Hurry up and die... (Strange sounds suddenly appear)
No... No way? Could it be that there is... (Mr. Wei Qian walked out)
What are you doing? In the middle of the night... (Wenhua looks at Xiaodong wearing a white robe)
Slow... Jogging.
Less nonsense! If you go for a jog in this dress, it will have turned into a fireball a long time ago! It's a ritual, right? Done to obliterate me.
People who are too self-conscious can easily get neurotic.
What did you say...
Lord Mandarin, are you alright?
Xiaodong, was there anyone over there just now...
I didn't see it...
Just there really...
Ahh!!hhhh (faint voice)
(Day 2) This time it's serious, how many are there?
Well... Eighteenth. (Xiaodong replies to Wenhua)
In other words, more than half of the catches have been knocked down?
If it goes on like this, it's really terrifying.
What's going on, the world's No. 1 Wei Qian General Affairs Office... He was frightened by a ghost into such a virtuous act. How can such a shameful thing be said. It's a shame. (Wenhua said)
Wenhua, I'm not! I was put down by soy sauce! (Wei Qian said)
Can you say that?
Everyone said that there was a woman dressed in red.
Is it the "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" that Mr. Gan Shan said? (Mr. Wei Qian asked)
A sucker! How can there be ghosts! (Wenhua said)
Wenhua, if you underestimate ghosts, you will be unlucky. The house has been cursed. It must have been possessed by ghosts.
What nonsense... No... Just as if I didn't say anything. (Wenhua wants to speak and stops)
Mr. Wei Qian! I brought them here!
Oh! Thank you for your hard work, time and recommendation!
They were the Taoist chiefs I met on the street.
Hello everyone. (The person in the middle is wearing a Taoist robe, the child next to him is wearing a red dress and a hat, and the other one is tightly wrapped)
Are these guys circus?
No, it's supposed to be an exorcist.
I said, "What?" Just these weird guys?
Oh yo? Big brother behind you...
What the... What's wrong with my back?
Whew! It's almost hopeless. (The man in the robe says to the child next to him)
What the? Kill them all? (The child replies to the chief)
Master, please think of a way. If this continues, I won't dare to go to the toilet alone. (Wei Qian said)
Don't worry, scumbag! (The kid says)
Feed! You just said the scumbag, right? Did you say the scumbag?
I took a general look at the room. I feel like there's a very powerful agility in it, scumbag. (The kid says)
Not! You did just say that the scumbag was a scumbag!
Okay, let's exorcise the ghost first, but the fee is very high, scumbag!
Feed! How did it seem to have become a mantra!
What the hell is that ghost, scumbag? (Xiaodong asks)
Infected?
Not... It's the director of the factory.... (The man in the robe pats the child)
Well... It was the factory director who was swept into the water and died.
But... Everyone said that it was a female ghost who saw it.
He wasn't right, it was a ghost that looked like a suicidal woman who was swept into the water and died.
What the! Are you possessed by the factory manager? (Shi Yo Jian said)
In short, you're called Time and Recommendation, right? I'm going to get the goblins on you and then get rid of them.
That one... How are you going to divide it?
I'm going to kill you too.
Are you kidding! Who wouldn't...
Uhh
Well, the possession succeeded. The ghost is completely in...
Is that it? I don't think it's just a punch in the face.
No, I'm already in. Ladies and gentlemen, the reason why the factory closed down was because I...
Hey, hey! Isn't that the director of the factory?
Yes? What is it?
A sucker! It's a woman who was swept into the water and died!
How could a woman be swept up in the water... Yes? (Three people talk together)
All right! Just pretend to be a woman!
How can that work! Ordinary women seem simple, but it's the hardest to dress up!
Who cares about your acting skills!
Less nonsense, you Indian Asan! You're so fake!
You have to take care of it! That's mysterious!
Hey, hey, hey! Enough noise!
We're working on it!
Did you two hear that?
Woo! (the child's hat falls off)
We're not bad people... Just for work... I thought it would be good to make money by exorcising ghosts in the summer, so I ran out on the streets... Isn't it, Feihong?
Mmmm, I'm a ghost seeker and want to do what I can.
Wow! There's a fiery old woman behind you! (Fei Hong said to Xiaodong)
Seriously? That must have been the bar's grandmother. I've faked the winning bottle cap several times to trick her, and she must be very angry, what should I do... (Xiaodong touches his chin)
Don't worry, let us go first, and then splash her with a basin of water and everything will be fine.
Are you sure? Well, drink it up with your nose. (Xiaodong picks up a bottle of wine)
Boom! Boom!
Woo wow wow blah blah! What is it? It's so nostalgic! It's like you're drowning in the water!
Feihong, my head is going to explode... Help me!
Feed! This cute sister's head is going to explode! Is that good? Without her, the novel wouldn't have lasted.
The next chapter begins with "The History of Blood and Tears of the General Affairs Office of Wei Qian", please read! (Xiaodong said seriously)
What the? Are you really going to finish us off?
Help me!
Wenhua, it's time to let them down. If it continues, I am afraid that it will arouse Xiaodong's abusive nature.
Don't be funny! That guy was originally a prince who abused the island nation! It's already too late!
Woo! It's hard to die!
Originally, I wanted to kill you all, but we're busy now, so let's get out of here!
Hum... Did you dare not do it out of fear of ghosts?
What a pathetic! How about letting me accompany you to the bathroom?
Want to fool people who practice martial arts? Please accompany me to the toilet door, little sister!
Feed! What are you doing? (Wenhua asks)
I've really been holding it back for a long time, and I've been afraid to say it. (Mr. Wei Qian said)
Alas, follow me.
Feed! Is this what you're after? Is this your life? (Wenhua looked at Mr. Wei Qian, who was far away)
Please, don't talk about it.
It seems serious, is it okay? (Liang Kuan asks)
It's a shame. Because of a ghost, everyone is not at peace. If the opponent has a physical entity, he can also use a knife... If it's a ghost, there's nothing we can do.
Ay? What the? Do you also believe in ghosts? It's heart-wrenching! Pain, pain, pain! Mom! There's a man with a head in the water!
I swear I'm going to kill you!!
Could it be that Lord Wenhua also saw it? Woman in red...
Up in the air... But... There's an inexplicable aura... That's not human.
It's heart-wrenching! Pain, pain, pain! Father! (Fei Hong shouts)
Bring the ointment! The bigger, the better! It's best to wrap the whole person up! (Xiaodong joked)
Have you agreed beforehand? (Wenhua asks)
The woman in red..."Strange Tales of Liaozhai" did have such a strange story.
The private school I went to before had such a strange story.
Hmm, how do you say that... In the evening, the students played near the private school after class. In a school building where no one was supposed to be... A woman dressed in red appeared!? If you ask what she's doing... (Liang Kuan said)
(Toilet) should be aligned.
Wait for me here, please!
Alas! How many mosquitoes!
Ahh (A few people run over)
Hu scumbag! Are you getting caught?
What's wrong, Guilan? (Fei Hong asks)
He's been caught in the middle.
Bang!!! (Wenhua kicks the door open)
How so? (Wei Qian's face turned pale and fainted)