Chapter 772: A serious beard in the daily life of the earth
"Can't you let me stay at home with peace of mind" In front of a supermarket, Youfeng left the supermarket helplessly with a bag of snacks in his hand.
Even if the room is ready, the house is ready, the utility bill and a series of other things are ready, human beings can't always be in the room after all, and they will always leave for various reasons.
Just a few days after I lived, I received a call for the final handover procedures, and I had to leave the room again, as for now, I bought something to go back.
“…… Belch? "Leaving the supermarket and walking around the corner of the street, the strange situation intrigued the wind slightly.
"Choose, live or die"
Pedestrians on the street fled in panic, and at the source of the chaos, more than a dozen strange people wearing black robes with the bright red word F on their heads, only showing their eyes, and holding knives, swords, sickles and other different weapons roared angrily.
In front of them, two huge crosses poked into the ground, each with chains binding a man and a woman, so that they could look at each other and make it difficult to reach each other.
“…… I'm not going to abandon Lisa! With a flash of hesitation on his face, the man tied to the cross finally reluctantly spoke.
"Aaron" was tied to the opposite of the man, and the woman suddenly showed a happy look.
"If you have the backbone, I'll spare your life this time...... Do you think we're going to say that? A black-robed strange man in the lead held a scythe and laughed, and on the chest of the strange man, there was a scarlet medallion.
"We FFF group weirdos, every Valentine's Day, Christmas and other holy war days, will be burned by the fire of jealousy, give up human identity and become weirdos, for ...... It is to judge you heretics who dare to show their affection in public! ”
"The envy, jealousy and hatred that I haven't spoken to a girl for eighteen years, let you guys who never know about it bear it, soap maker!"
"Yes. Major! Several FFF members dodged left and right. One was also dressed in a black robe. The member with a bright red F on his mask slowly walked out.
Compared to the other members, he had no weapons, only a white, scented lump tossed up and down in his hand.
Looking at the soap that was thrown and fell, many of the FFF members showed respect in their eyes, this is a status symbol, a weapon that only a captain who has never talked to a girl intimately and is at least sixteen years old can control.
If you have a good friend with a woman, no matter how old you are, you will never have a higher rank than a sergeant.
The longer they are single, the stronger the jealousy makes them become weirdos, and only captains and above are allowed to wield the dangerous weapon of soap.
"It's this!!" The man known as Ah Long just showed a confident smile when he was praised by his girlfriend, and the moment he saw the soap, he was terrified.
"That's right, it's the ultimate weapon soap!"
"Now we want you to taste the pleasure of picking up soap in front of your girlfriend," said the soap-tossing member, who was licking the corners of his mouth in the mask, demonically.
"No, I don't want to pick up soap"
"There are only two ways for you to choose. Break up with your girlfriend, or pick up soap" The FFF group weirdo with a medal on his chest is scythe in his hand. Pressing on the male.
"Sorry, Lisa, let's break up" Without even hesitating, the man had already made his choice, and at the same time, the chains that bound his hands were naturally loosened and fell from the cross.
As soon as he landed, regardless of the pain under his feet, the man disappeared into the street as quickly as he could.
The "Aaron ......" woman showed an unbelievable look, and really broke up like this?
"The trial is over" was accompanied by the voice of the major, and the two crosses also disappeared from the street, and the trial ended.
"There is still a long time before sunset, let's start looking for the next target," said the member of the FFF regiment with the rank of major brandishing a scythe and slicing a cold glow through the air.
There are only three Holy War Days in a year, and only this time will they be jealous and gain inhuman power, and when the Holy War Day is over, they will still be inconspicuous, hidden in the corners of the city.
"Begin the search for the next heretic to be judged"
"Major, that man...... It's horrible! As soon as the command was given, the member wearing some kind of combat power detection glasses on his eyes trembled and pointed in a certain direction.
At the corner of the street, a stunning purple-haired girl with a plastic bag in her hand looked at them with a strange and nostalgic expression.
"The [burning] word index has actually reached several million, and it is still rising!" With a bang, the probe suddenly blew up, and the members covered their eyes in disbelief.
"The [burning] word index has broken through the upper limit of detection, a level that only ginseng winners with a three-digit harem can reach!"
"Burn! The Major will open the Final Judgment."
"There is no need for a trial, this ginseng winner will be sentenced to death directly!" The scythe is pointed at the wind, and the major is surrounded by a strong resentment, and the harem of more than three digits is burned directly without a trial!
"Death penalty! Death penalty! Death penalty! More than a dozen members also erupted in resentment around their bodies, roaring one by one.
More than a dozen shadows appeared on the ground, and in an instant, more than a dozen FFF team members had jumped into the air, holding various weapons, and slashing towards the wind with fierce eyes.
"The willpower is commendable, but the strength is a little worse, go back and be single for a few years and come back to me"
With a punch, there were suddenly more than a dozen figures on the surrounding buildings, and the wind looked at the black clothes with nostalgia, thinking that he was also one of the members back then.
"Don't think you'll be able to escape the final judgment...... I'm just an insignificant major, the weakest management of the FFF regiment, and there are five high-level ranks above me, as well as the existence of the Supreme Judge, you can't escape the final judgment...... The "
Falling from the building and smashing into the wind's side, the FFF group weirdo reluctantly looked at the wind and said.
"Be your single with peace of mind" nostalgia is missed, and your own home plans cannot be hindered! After this strong blow, the FFF group monster also lost consciousness and lay on the ground.
……
"I didn't expect someone to be able to defeat five of us in a row with the strength of one person......"
On another street, lieutenant colonels, colonels, brigadier generals, lieutenant generals, and generals with different coats of arms on their chests, five FFF regimental weirdos in black robes muttered in disbelief.
"It's a pity that the presiding judge and the great magician didn't show up this time, don't be complacent...... Next time, the next Holy War Day will be when you will be judged"
"It's really troublesome, if it weren't for the fact that you were a member of the group, I would have killed you a long time ago" Carrying a plastic bag, Youfeng boredly walked past the 'corpses' of several people.
"I've only been a single member for thirty years, and I'm nowhere near as strong as the real controller"
"I have never been in love in this life, the Great Magician who is over fifty years old, and the Supreme Judge who is over 100 years old, the next Holy War Day will be your death day" (To be continued. )