Chapter 2: Scared out of and pee
According to the induction of the spirit object, Qin Feng came to a nearby farmer's market.
When he was about to use his divine sense to determine the specific location of the spiritual object, he suddenly couldn't sense the existence of the spiritual object.
"Strange, why can't you sense it?"
After wandering around the farmers' market for a while, Qin Feng still found nothing.
"Forget it, since I don't have anything to do with the spirit object, I'd better go back!"
Qin Feng pinched a mantra and rushed towards home.
Shangdu No. 1 Coal Miner's Family Hospital.
East on the second floor of Unit 2 of Building 5.
As soon as he got home, Qin Feng smelled the smell of burning yellow paper and inferior liquor in the house.
"Mom, are you at home?" Qin Feng's voice rose a few decibels than usual.
"Shhh ”
"Exorcism!?" Qin Feng wondered.
"Your third aunt and grandmother are well-known fairy aunts in our hometown, and whether your father can get better depends on her old man. Your third aunt and grandmother said that your father was haunted by evil spirits, so he never got better. ”
Wen Li's voice was very small, for fear of disturbing the "Three Immortal Aunts" who were doing things in the master bedroom.
Sanxian Gu, whose real name is Liu Cuihua, hooked up with three and four when she was young, and was a well-known prodigal woman in Nanle Town.
Wu Laodao of the Five Immortals Temple in Nanle Town, and Liu Cuihua are old friends, according to his suggestion, Liu Cuihua carefully planned a miracle performance, deceived the villagers within a radius of dozens of miles, and became the goddess in the mouth of the villagers.
Compared with the previous petty pit abduction, the identity of the goddess has brought Liu Cuihua a huge fortune.
Since then, it has been out of control.
In order to collect more money, Liu Cuihua called herself "Three Immortal Gu" more than ten years ago, and actually gathered a group of believers around her.
This time, Qin Feng's mother Wen Li asked the Three Immortal Gu to do it, but she didn't expect the Three Immortal Gu Lion to open her mouth, and it was 10,000 as soon as she opened her mouth!
"His third aunt and grandmother, over the years, in order to treat Qin Yan's illness, the family's savings are almost exhausted, you see, can you have less?"
"Wen Li, this money is not what I want, it is the incense money for filial piety to the immortals, if the sincerity is less, whether Qin Yan can get better, I dare not guarantee it. ”
"10,000 is 10,000, and I will be cheeky to borrow it from relatives and friends. ”
There was no way, Wen Li gritted her teeth and agreed.
"Mom, she's a liar! We can't be fooled by her bluffing tricks!" Qin Feng deliberately raised the decibels.
The Three Immortal Aunts who were doing the trick in the inner room, after hearing this, really walked out of the room as Qin Feng expected.
The three immortal girls were dressed in silver-yellow robes, wearing a three-tailed scarf, and holding a peachwood sword in their hands, and walked towards Qin Feng's direction angrily.
As soon as he came up, he gave Qin Feng a dismount, "Boldly Qin Feng deceived the gods, and it is not easy to condemn the crime." ”
"Feng'er, don't you hurry up and apologize to your third aunt!"
Qin Feng remained motionless and looked at the Three Immortal Gu with an indifferent expression. I saw that the top of the three fairy girls was sweating.
The old lady is in her sixties, what kind of man hasn't played, why is he stared at by this kid at this time?
As an immortal cultivator, Qin Feng didn't feel a trace of aura on the body of the three immortal girls at all.
This is a big liar who swaggers through the market!
"Wen Li, your son has collided with the immortals, if you want your husband to get better and your son is not punished by the gods, you must come up with another 30,000, otherwise, your family will suffer a catastrophe!"
30,000 yuan, where to get it?
Anyone who can borrow has borrowed it all!
God, you are the queen of the old Qin family!
Wen Li, who was in a hurry, suddenly felt dizzy, and if it weren't for Qin Feng's quick eyes, she would have fallen directly to the ground.
"Damn! My Qin Feng's mother dares to bully, hmph, it doesn't matter what three immortal aunts you are, or two immortal aunts, I will definitely not spare you today!"
"Since you call yourself a goddess, then I'll show you what the evil ghost from hell looks like!"
"If you dare to intimidate my mother, I will give you a taste of being haunted by evil spirits!"
In the sixty-sixth generation, Qin Feng met a Shangxuan Daoist who was good at illusion.
In order to thank Qin Feng for giving him the aura of monkey wine, Shangxuan Daoist generously taught Qin Feng the essence of his illusion.
"Behold, the gods are angry! Your mother fainted because you didn't respect the gods......"
Before the words of the Three Immortal Gu were finished, Qin Feng directly interrupted:
"Three Immortal Gu, right? I'll let you see the evil ghosts from hell today!
"You, what are you going to do!?"
The three immortal girls were very frightened, Qin Feng's big hands called at her, this power can definitely kill people!
The three immortals said in their hearts, it's over, this slap goes down, and the gold teeth in the mouth must not all be knocked out, but the old lady spent 50,000 yuan to set it in the black old man, and the old boy took the opportunity to eat a lot of tofu.
An old guy with yellow teeth, it's disgusting!
The expected slap did not fall on his face, and the three fairy aunts only felt a chill at the center of their eyebrows.
The coldness has not disappeared, and the eerie black forest has turned in front of me, and you can still hear the ghost crying wolf howling not far away, and see the ghost fire.
"Where is this? I was still in the city just now, why did I suddenly come to the wilderness?!"
The three immortals thought about it, they are all in their sixties, isn't it just a wilderness, what are you afraid of, just go out.
Just as she stepped out on her front foot, a familiar, gasping voice came from behind her.
"Cuihua, I'm so miserable in the underworld, Niu Tou Ma Mian forced me to clean the toilet, you don't know, the of the ghost is so stinky, every time I clean it, it will cost me half my life!"
The moment she turned around, the three immortal girls were so frightened that their legs went limp.
The man in front of him, no, the ghost in front of him, isn't it Ma Shangku, who was killed by himself thirty years ago?
"You, what the hell are you, are you still ...... Or is it a ghost?" the three fairy girls squatted on the ground.
Ma Shangku ignored him, and continued: "Cuihua, you have made my fortune and harmed my life, and you have not burned even a cent of paper money for me all these years! You are so ruthless! I have no money to bribe Niu Tou and Ma Mian in the underworld, and they have let me clean the toilet for thirty years, and I have had enough!!
Seeing Ma Shangku's seven orifices bleeding, floating ~ huh, floating ~ floating towards him, the three fairy aunts were scared to pee, and kept apologizing in their mouths:
"Brother Ma, just spare me! At that time, I was deluded, so I hurt you...... Don't worry, when I get home, I will burn paper money for you, and I will definitely make you the richest man in the underworld, and you will never have to clean the toilet again......"
Qin Feng's illusion technique, using the darkest secret of people's hearts as an introduction, can instantly defeat people's inner defense lines, and it has been tried and tested repeatedly.
"Give me back my life!!"
In Ma Shang's mournful voice of revenge, the souls of the three immortal aunts were all scared away, and the whole person immediately fainted.
After Qin Feng carried his mother to the bedroom, he walked out.
This Three Immortal Gu has really done too much, and she was so frightened by illusion that she was incontinent, and the smell was really unpleasant.
After tapping at the Yin Tang acupoint of the Three Immortal Gu, she woke up.
"Don't! I don't want to die yet! Brother Ma, just spare me, I'll burn you paper money, how much ...... you want."
The three fairy girls knelt on the ground, and they kowtowed, and their brows were about to break.
"Three Immortal Gu, look up and see who I am. ”
"Hey, it's you, Qin Feng!!, where is Brother Ma?" The three immortal aunts were full of horror, she was still in a wild black forest just now, why did she come back now? Could it be that he did it?
He looked up at Qin Feng who was sitting on the sofa again, "He, why is his ass hanging in the air!?Isn't he, isn't he an immortal?!"
"Immortal master, you just treat me as a fart, I won't dare to cheat in the future. Okay, let me go......"
"It's not impossible to let you go, but you make me smell bad. ”
"I ...... I'll clean it up for you. In order not to offend the living immortals, the three immortals stood up from the ground very quickly.
Soon he cleaned up his own feces and urine.
Just before the three immortal girls timidly left Qin Feng's house, they were stopped again.
"Just left, did you forget something?" Qin Feng reminded.
The Three Immortal Gu was worthy of being a human spirit, and immediately reacted, "I understand." This is the 10,000 yuan that your mother just gave me, and I will leave it for you. ”
She glanced at Qin Feng's expression, found that the other party was still not satisfied, and took out a bank card from her pocket.
"Master Fairy, there are 30,000 yuan in this bank card, and I have the right to honor you, please accept it. The bank card does not have a PIN. ”
The three immortal girls handed it over with a smile.
"If I find out that you have abducted and deceived the villagers, I will definitely let you go to hell!" Qin Feng's eyes deliberately shot out a cold light.
As an immortal cultivator, the seven apertures are all gods, and the thoughts that emanate through them can give mortals a great deterrent.
"After I go back, I will definitely change my mind and be a new person, and I will never dare again!" said the three immortal aunts resignedly.
After the Three Immortal Gu left, Qin Feng came to his father Qin Yan's room.
"Dad, I'll definitely wake you up!"