Chapter 257: Will You Be a Ghost?
Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi are both people who do what they say, and they went straight to Fan Lou to prepare to eat and drink.
The little guy was still the same as before, very clever, knowing the amount of food for the two, and called a staggering full table.
"Let's Kaifeng Mansion, are there any craftsmen who are good at making dummies?" Jiang Yanzhi scooped a spoonful of minced chicken to Min Weixiu, and asked the little guy.
The little guy rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "The three kings can be regarded as asking the right person." Do you remember the Yan Niang who used to come to play the drums for you? Her husband is a teaching assistant who is good at being a wooden man. The little man did it vividly, just like the real thing. ”
"I heard that when I was in my hometown, I used to make a golden body for the Bodhisattva! If the three kings have something to look for, the small one will call Assistant Teacher Liu. ”
Jiang Yanzhi glanced at him, "You people in Fanlou are obedient, and they take me to do favors." Call it, if the craftsmanship is not good, then I will be annoyed. ”
The little guy saluted, "Look at what you said, who in the entire Kaifeng Mansion doesn't know that the three kings are as wise as torches, and the small ones have ten guts, and they don't dare to be blinded by you." ”
Jiang Yanzhi ate a fish ball, which was refreshing and elastic, picked up a big spoon again, and scooped a bowl for Min Weixiu.
After a while, the little servant brought in a young offspring, who looked at him with fine skin and tender meat, not like a handicraft worker, but like a carpenter.
Behind him, there was also a little lady in a red dress, who was Yan Niang, who used to come to play drums.
The little guy didn't wait for the two to speak, so he went straight to a statue of Guanyin about a foot high.
"Min Wuniang, look, what is this craftsmanship?"
Min Weixiu chewed a mouthful of balls, and in terms of craftsmanship, she was naturally inferior to those craftsmen in the palace, but it was more than enough to pretend to be a ghost and scary.
Jiang Yanzhi also nodded with satisfaction, "This king wants to be a bride of seven and other people's heights, you might do it?" ”
The little guy gasped, and peeked at Jiang Yan strangely, it is really a person who is not good-looking, the sea water is not to fight, the three kings are actually seven times in one night!
Otherwise, whoever wants seven, or a bride who is equal to the height of the people......
It is said that Min Wuniang has a hot temper, and she can bear it!
The little guy felt that he had a shocking secret, and he couldn't wait to immediately turn around and share it with the owner, so he heard Jiang Yanzhi say again: "If you want to look dead, gloomy and terrifying, like a female ghost, if you can't move your eyes, nose and mouth will bleed...... What might you do? ”
Assistant Teacher Liu was confused, he had never seen such a request, he asked tentatively: "In the past, the little one used to be an angry arhat in the temple, and I don't know ...... the three kings."
Before he could ask, the little guy on the side coughed, "The three kings can do whatever they want, can you ask?" ”
Assistant Teacher Liu was sweating profusely, "Please forgive the three kings, the small one can do it." ”
Jiang Yanzhi nodded with satisfaction, this Fan Lou is comfortable.
"Weixiu Weixiu, what kind of ghosts do you say you want to do?"
Min Weixiu didn't twist, and said excitedly, "Be a guillotine ghost, with a head in your hand, someone is coming, as soon as you let go of your hand, your head is gurgling, haha......"
Jiang Yanzhi laughed, "That's right, that's right, shouting while rolling, return my head, return my head......"
Min Weixiu touched her chin, "This can't be done, the wooden man can't speak, so he has to let someone pretend!" ”
Jiang Yanzhi thought for a while, "There are many guards in my house, and they are all idle and have nothing to do, let them pretend to be ghosts!" ”
Lu Bing, who was standing on the side, couldn't wait to hit the wall, what kind of sin did they create in their last life, and they only have to be guards for the three kings in this life!
"Do it again without a face...... I think it's scary to have long hair. Min Weixiu decisively began to talk about the next one.
"Then you can make another one, the back of the head also has a face, and it's scary!" The more Jiang Yanzhi spoke, the more excited he became, and he clapped his palms, "Oh, Weixiu, the more real and scary, we can get all the ghosts we have encountered, anyway, that place is big!" ”
"Look, empty tomb, what kind of hateful Yizhuang...... The Ghost Ship of Total Annihilation...... Someone under your bed...... Bloody haunted house...... Your eyes are bleeding......"
The little guys on the side, as well as Assistant Teacher Liu and the drummer, have been frightened by Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi's brighter and brighter eyes, their legs and feet are weak, their faces are pale, and their foreheads are sweating.
Excuse me, is it too late for us to quietly quit now?
Especially that little guy, he thought that Jiang Yanzhi wanted to make a statue of Guanyin at most, or at most a sycophant, and wanted to make a real statue of the official family, but he never thought that he wanted to move the palace of the king of Hades to the world!
Jiang Yanzhi said happily, turned his head and glanced at Assistant Teacher Liu, "Can you do this?" In addition to ghosts, I also do more ...... that break my hands and feet."
Assistant Teacher Liu nodded with a pale face, "Can you do it...... My lady is very good at painting and tailoring, and she can paint faces......"
Jiang Yanzhi directly took out the money bag and gave it to Assistant Teacher Liu, "This is a deposit, you quickly bought the materials to make it for this king, waiting for it." ”
took the three of them out with weak legs and helped each other out, Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi ate the big table of food cleanly, and then swaggered out of Fanlou with their stomachs and went home.
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For the next few days, Min Weixiu was detained at home by Princess Lin'an to help Min Xi prepare the dowry, and her relationship with the Han family was basically decided, and she began to go through the six ceremonies.
The dowries of several little ladies in the house, Princess Lin'an has always been prepared, and now it is just to add some fashionable styles.
And because Min Weisi was going to go out to study and pack up after the New Year, the brother and sister were muttering and talking, I don't know if I don't know it, it will be the fifteenth day of the first month.
Jiang Yan came to the Wuguo Mansion early in the morning to eat, and there is a lantern festival today, which little lady can stay at home?
The eldest princess of Lin'an is also a young person, so she didn't stop her, and the two went out early after dinner.
"It's still early in the dark now, so we can't just go and see the lights, right?" Min Weixiu snapped her fingers, because it was still too early, and there were not many people on the street.
Jiang Yanzhi blinked, "Don't worry, follow this king, you will definitely not be bored." Let's go to Xialiu Village today, and we will find Gao Tiantian's one. ”
Min Weixiu paused, "Where to do what?" Do you still want to catch the Liu family and go to Kaifeng Mansion? ”
Jiang Yanzhi shook his head, "Then Assistant Teacher Liu and his wife are rented in Xialiu Village, let's go and see how our ghosts are doing." ”
Because Xialiu Village had already come, and the car was familiar with the road, after a while, the carriage arrived at its destination, and before Min Weixiu got off the carriage, he heard a familiar cry.
An Xi lifted the carriage curtain expressionlessly and glanced at it, "Little lady, it's dead again." ”
Alas, dead and dead, she felt that she was used to it; If you don't die one day, it will make people feel weird.
Lu Bing, who was outside the carriage, coughed, "King, this time it's not the person we are looking for who died, it's the person next door to him who died." Hanging white lanterns! ”