"Sit. The fish Taoist said suddenly.

I sat down nervously, for some reason, under the forced gaze of this stinky Taoist priest, I actually had a feeling of being naked and being seen through without shame.

Maybe it's because I'm too much.

The fish priest looked at me and asked, "Boy, how old are you?" I couldn't help but be stunned, dare to call me a boy, old miscellaneous, too rude, seeing his attitude so bad, I was bold, said eighteen, and the fish Taoist priest asked: "What kind of profession are your parents engaged in?" "The more I listened, the more I didn't feel it, saying that they were all farmers, what's wrong? The fish Taoist priest asked again, "How long have you been practicing medicine?" ”

I felt like I was being interrogated, so I plucked up the courage to look at him and asked, "What does this have to do with you?" What exactly are you trying to say? ”

The fish Taoist snorted: "Boy, the courage is quite fat, and he is not afraid at all when he sees this way." "I said, why should I be afraid of you? The Taoist priest asked, "Do you know what I do?" "I didn't answer, he said he was catching ghosts, I said that you have something to do with catching ghosts? I'm not a ghost. The fish Taoist stared at me and said, "Although you are not a ghost, you raise ghosts!" ”

We stood up and blurted out for a moment: "Nonsense! ”

The fish Taoist sneered: "The temper is quite hot, don't get excited, sit down and speak slowly." I said that there was nothing to say, and I left after speaking, and the fish Taoist priest said unhurriedly: "Want to go?" If you don't put down the butcher's knife and change your ways, even if you go to the ends of the earth, I will send you to the Buddha's gate. ”

As soon as I heard this, I didn't want to leave, turned to look at the fish Taoist priest, and asked word by word: "Why do you say that I raise ghosts?" The fish Taoist priest said, "Since you don't raise ghosts, why did you turn around and run away when you saw me coming last night?" Didn't you raise that little imp that ran out of the room last night? ”

I couldn't help but be stunned, this old Mao Dao really found He Shuo, but, catching thieves and taking stolen goods, catching rapists in bed, since he didn't see me with He Shuo, the son of the water saint, I didn't admit it, so I pretended to be deaf and dumb, saying that I had nothing to do with him when I left last night, because I didn't notice him at all last night, and I didn't see any ghosts.

"You may not admit it," said the fish priest, "but there is one thing you have to give me a reasonable explanation. I didn't want to pay attention to him, but the feeling of being wronged was really uncomfortable, I held back the anger in my heart and asked what was the matter, the Taoist monk stood up, slowly came to my side, stared at me and asked, "The piece of rotten skin on Mrs. Qian's left leg was cut by you?" I said yes, and the fish priest stepped forward and asked, "Which knife did you use to cut it?" ”

I was secretly surprised, this fish Taoist priest was really a little poundy, I pretended to be relaxed and said, "Of course it's with my scalpel." The fish priest asked, "Can you show me the knife?" "I said I'm sorry, the knife is not on me. The Taoist priest said that he didn't mind going with me, and I said no, my knife was an ancestral knife and would not be shown to anyone.

The fish Taoist seemed to have expected me to say this, and he didn't force it anymore, but said coldly: "Boy, you remember, since I'm here, I won't allow anything strange to happen here, if you still want to raise ghosts and do bad things, I tell you, don't let me touch it again, I will be merciless!" ”

"Whatever you want." I'll leave after that, I don't want to listen to his nonsense anymore.

I heard the fish Taoist priest raise his voice behind me: "And that kid surnamed Zhang, is it your friend?" Convey a message to him for me, don't deceive people with crooked ways, and I won't sit idly by for such people. ”

"What do you mean?" I stopped, turned to look at Yudao, and asked angrily, "Why do you say that he deceives people with crooked ways?" I think you're deceiving people with crooked ways! ”

The Taoist priest didn't pay any attention to me, turned around and read to himself: "Life in the world, whether it is good, evil, good, or evil, all lies in one thought, and if you are not careful, you will fall into hell forever, and you will never recover!" ”

Be all abroad!

Out of the Nanzhu Pavilion, I saw Mr. Qian standing there, heard my footsteps, immediately turned around, asked me how I talked with the Taoist priest, I did not answer this boring question, but asked if he still needed me to operate on his wife's right leg, Mr. Qian forced a smile: "The head of the fish road said that he has a wonderful method, and he can cure my wife's illness without surgery, so ...... I'd rather let my wife suffer less, don't you think? ”

What else can I say about this? I said that it would be best if the fish path chief could cure your wife's illness, and I left.

"Hey—" Mr. Qian stretched out his hand to me, I looked at him, and asked him what else was the matter, Mr. Qian smiled and said, "No matter what, thank you." "I said I didn't help you anything, why are you thanking me? I've hurt your wife...... The more I thought about it, the more panicked I became, and I felt like I was being swept away, so in a fit of anger, I took out the check, handed it to Mr. Qian and said, "I didn't cure your wife's illness, I don't want this money." ”

"This ......" Mr. Qian looked at the check in my hand, and was in a dilemma. I slipped the check into his hand and turned to leave. Mr. Qian sighed twice and wanted to catch up, but I walked fast, but he naturally didn't catch up.

After leaving the villa, I regretted it a little, why did I return the check to Mr. Qian? A minute ago, it was still a 10,000-yuan household, and for the sake of a momentary atmosphere, it returned to before liberation in a blink of an eye.

Now I have no money, and it takes 15 yuan to take a taxi back to school from here, and I am also heartbroken now, so I have to take the bus and transfer two buses to get to school, and I am almost late.

I wasn't in the mood to go to class all afternoon, as if I had lost something. Alas, you can't feel at ease if you have money, and you can't feel at ease if you don't have money, I really don't understand.

There were only two classes in the afternoon, and after class, I called Zhang Yunhao and asked him where he was, and he said to sleep at home, and I asked him if he didn't have classes in the afternoon? He said no, and I hung up the phone and went straight home.

Unexpectedly, Wu Lele didn't go to class, he was watching TV in the house, and when he heard my footsteps coming back, he walked out and asked me what's wrong, like a dead mouse, beaten by frost? I said annoyed, and then pushed open Zhang Yunhao's door and saw him sitting in front of the computer playing games. I asked him why he didn't go to class, and he lazily said he didn't want to. I said that the fish Taoist priest said that you use crooked ways to deceive people, Zhang Yunhao still played games by himself, and ignored my words. I put his computer screen under my cover and asked angrily, "Are you listening to me?" ”

Zhang Yunhao looked at me with a blank face, like a piece of wood. I reached out and waved in front of him, wondering, "Stupid? Zhang Yunhao asked: "What else did the miscellaneous old man say?" I told me about the situation at that time, and finally emphasized that I was not angry at the fish Taoist priest who doubted me and wronged me, but I was angry that he actually slandered my friend and said that you used crooked ways to deceive people!

"He's right." Zhang Yunhao said: "Actually, I am a swaggering and deceitful charlatan. ”

"What?" I thought he was laughing at himself.

Zhang Yunhao said again: "There is a secret that I have never told you, what do you think I look like? Local tyrants? Rich second generation? "I said that you do look like a rich second generation, with money and a car. Zhang Yunhao said: "Actually, my parents died when I was a child, I was raised by my grandfather, my grandfather also passed away a few years ago, and now I have no relatives in this world." ”

I was taken aback, I didn't expect Zhang Yunhao's life experience to be so miserable, could it be that his grandfather left a large sum of money for him?

Zhang Yunhao said: "My grandfather left me nothing, only an ancient qin, and a tattered booklet, which is said to be the Requiem of Hell Town." I used to learn the beginning from my grandfather for a lot of fun, and then I didn't know where to get the score. My life was miserable, but I had a magical nose and could smell ghosts, and I relied on this to show people Feng Shui, and with the three-inch incorruptible tongue I had cultivated, I not only supported myself, but also saved a lot of money, and bought a car. ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Yunhao slowly pulled the computer screen away, and asked while clicking on the game with the mouse: "Do you think I'm a liar now?" Maybe I'm not worthy to be your friend? Not even worthy of being your ghost doctor's sidekick? ”

I was stunned for a long time, if what Zhang Yunhao said was the truth, then the reason why he wanted to stay at Mr. Qian's house last night would make sense, he saw that Mr. Qian was generous, and intended to stay, and lent him the opportunity to see feng shui to make a fortune from Mr. Qian.

No wonder he was so downcast.

"You're good!" I said sincerely: "I don't think you are deceiving people with crooked ways, everyone has his own way of living, you show people feng shui, and live in this way, there is nothing wrong with it, it's just that your Taoism is not as high as that of a fish Taoist." ”

"That stinky Taoist, I won't let him go!" Zhang Yunhao said viciously.