Chapter 68: A Solo Performance

It seems that this full-body examination is done.

So the thin elder asked again, "Then where can I do the examination?" ”

Go out and enter the room on the right, inside is the examination room, there is a special nurse to check for him, when the time comes, bring the report, I want to see it.

"Okay~" So the three elders carried the fat deputy sect master out again and went to the examination room next door.

knocked on the door, and after a while, the door opened, and the three elders looked at the nurse in front of them, and they were stunned for a moment.

"This~ Isn't this still you?" The thin elder looked confused.

I saw that it was the same doctor who opened the door, but now he took off his white coat and put on a large nurse's outfit.

The most disgusting thing is that he still wears a nurse's hat on his head and lipstick on his mouth.

"That's right, it's me!" His voice also changed, and he said like a eunuch's voice.

"Doctor, the back of your rooms is connected, right? Why are you running back and forth? Not tired, huh? Elder Whitebeard said.

The doctor dressed as a nurse said, "Look at what you said, is this called the process?" Although our hospital is small, the process is no less than that of a large hospital. ”

"Well, it makes sense." Elder Whitebeard nodded as well.

So the doctor dressed as a nurse asked, "How can I help you?" ”

"Don't you know~" The thin elder was speechless.

"I'm a nurse and I don't know anything." The nurse pretended to be a doctor with a serious face.

"It's just that we do a full body examination of the patient!" The thin elder said.

"Okay, put it on the bed and I'll check it~"

The nurse pretended to be a doctor and said, so she carefully looked at the fat deputy sect master on the bed from head to toe, and finally sat on the chair and wrote a bunch of messy "words", not to mention the three elders, it is estimated that he himself can't understand it.

If his son later he gave this ghostly paper to the thin elder and said, "This is the inspection report." ”

"This ...... Just checked? The thin elder couldn't believe it.

"Checked, fully automatic professionals 360 degrees without dead angle inspection, is there a problem? If it's okay, take it to the expert and look at the inspection report. The nurse pretended to be a doctor.

"Aren't you an expert? Do you want to read what you wrote yourself? The thin elder asked.

The nurse pretended to be a doctor and said, "This is the process!" ”

So, they carried the fat deputy sect master to the expert's consultation room, and sure enough, the expert was still him!

"Show me the inspection report?"

The doctor put on a white coat, the lipstick had not yet been wiped, took the examination report, looked at the scribbles on it, and said:

"Hmm~ It's true that I've lost too much blood and I'm going to have a blood transfusion."

Three Elders: "............"

"You carry the patient to the last room on the right outside the door, where there is the operating room, and there is a special surgeon who will perform a blood transfusion on him." The doctor said.

The three elders hurriedly nodded: "Okay~"

So they carried the fat deputy sect master to the door of the last room, and it said the operating room.

Standing at the door, the thin elder looked at the other two elders and said:

"Bet, I'm guessing he's the surgeon."

The other two elders rolled their eyes: "Still guessing?" ”

The door opened, and the doctor just now wore an extra mask and a pair of dirty gloves, which were the kind of moving bricks on the construction site.

The appearance of this doctor was not surprising to the three elders.

Instead, the doctor posed to himself and said, "Didn't you expect that? Or am I surprised? Not surprised? ”

The three elders smiled heartily: Hmph, I guessed it a long time ago!

At this time, the fat deputy sect master said in a daze: "Don't make trouble...... Don't make trouble with the doctor, hurry up ~ blood transfusion...... I feel...... I can't hold on anymore~"

The three elders all looked worried, and they heard the doctor say, "Can't hold on so soon?" Don't be afraid. ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but the doctor said: "I have a one-stop funeral service here, although I am also alone, but the process is very good!"

You are living in pain, it is better for me to send you away happily, and ensure that you are happy and happy. Of course, the money gets in place. ”

The thin elder couldn't help it and said, "Doctor, why do you do everything alone?" ”

"Hey, what do you know, you don't have a lot of skills. And it's not easy to make money these days, and besides, I open a hospital and a funeral one-stop, which is completely a series of services?

Come to my hospital, if you are cured, you will go home happy. If it can't be cured, I'll happily send you back to your hometown, multi-person humanized service? The doctor was spitting.

Elder Whitebeard nodded vigorously and said, "It makes sense, it's indeed humane, I'll look for you when I'm sick in the future." ”

"Yes, yes, we're all looking for you!" The thin elder also thinks it's good.

"Yes, I will give you a discount here at that time, which is definitely cheaper than a regular hospital." The doctor was also very happy.

At this time, the fat deputy sect master stiffened his arms and said, "Doctor...... I think I can still salvage it, hurry up~"

"Don't worry, the rescue is definitely going to be rescued, carry the person into the operating table, I will pour him ~ No, blood transfusion ......"

The fat deputy sect master is about to cry, is it easy for himself?

was carried around, and he didn't want to die for half a day, although the doctor's funeral dragon did sound good.

Next, the doctor asked the three elders to press the fat deputy sect master on the bedboard.

I don't know why I want to hold it down, the fat deputy sect master was quite fat, but now it's like killing a New Year pig.

Then the doctor pulled out a toolbox from the corner, yes, a toolbox, not a medical device.

"Doctor...... How do I feel~ You are irregular...... here" The fat deputy sect master said worriedly with all his might.

"Regular? How is it informal? If you go to a big hospital irregularly, in your situation, the process has gone down, and there is no fifty or sixty thousand people who want to be discharged. "The doctor was excited.

The fat deputy sect master hurriedly said: "Doctor~ Doctor, don't be angry, hurry up and give me a blood transfusion, I can't hold on......"

"Hmph~"

The doctor snorted and found a syringe in the toolbox, and found several bags of blood, which were all dusty, and I don't know how long they had been there.

"Doctor, is this blood expired?" The thin elder asked.

"No, can I use it when it expires?" As he spoke, he plunged the needle into the blood bag, and after pulling out a needle of blood, he began to look for the blood vessels of the fat deputy sect master.

Elder Whitebeard said, "This ...... Blood transfusion? ”

"Or else? Hold him down, and I'll give him a blood transfusion. ”

As a result, the three elders really pressed the fat deputy sect master's body like a pig, and the doctor used needles to inject blood into his veins one by one.

During the whole process, the fat deputy sect master who had lost too much blood let out a scream like killing a pig~

A few minutes later, the doctor took off the gloves of moving bricks with a sense of ceremony and threw them aside, and said with a smug face: "The operation was successful!" ”

But the fat deputy sect master had already fainted because of a few needles of blood that suddenly entered the blood vessels.

This is also the existence of an evil cultivator who cultivates evil methods, and has raised blood spiders in his body. If this was such a toss for another person, he would have died a long time ago.

"Well, you go to the front desk and pay for it." The doctor said.

"Thank you, doctor, wouldn't it be nice if we just gave it to you?" Elder Cheongsam said.

"What are these words? The hospital has hospital rules, I am a doctor, can I charge money? The doctor looked serious.

The thin elder muttered, "Who doesn't know that the front desk is still for you to collect, you have to do this extra move......