Guo Fatzi seemed to think of something happy, slapped his palm on his thigh, laughed, and told me about Chen Tiannan.

On the first day of the new year, Guo Fatzi was sleeping, and a sister paper came to his house, according to him, the sister paper thief is beautiful, but the height is a little excessive, at least 1.9 meters or more, this sister paper is no one else, it is Chen Tiannan's daughter-in-law, Cheng Huan.

After this Cheng Huan came in, he explained his intention to Guo Fatzi's parents, dragged Chen Tiannan is two slaps and slapped them down, and read a long paragraph in his mouth, and lifted Chen Tiannan out, and when he went out of the door, Chen Tiannan wailed, "Fatty, let Brother Jiu come to save me, my home is ...... Jiefang Road in Hengyang City."

After speaking, Guo Fatzi was still unsatisfied, put a hand on my shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, don't you see Brother Tian's expression, it is more ugly than his dead father, when he was lifted in his hand by his daughter-in-law, that expression is really ********, I have never seen a person's expression so rich in my life, do you know, after they left, what did my parents say?" ”

I shook my head and stammered, and even Yu Qian, who was walking in front, slowed down, and it was obvious that they were very interested in this matter.

Guo Fatzi pretended to be profound for a while, and slowly spoke, "My parents gave me a death order, so that I am not allowed to marry a girl taller than me in my life, saying that I am afraid that I will be taken away by my daughter-in-law, which will damage the dignity of a man." ”

As soon as he said this, the three of us looked at him, and at the same time burst out a sentence, "Made, with your size, who specially mentioned it." ”

A few of us made a fuss for a while, and I planned to finish the funeral in the town and go to Hengyang to see what was going on between Chen Tiannan and his daughter-in-law. However, thinking of Chen Tiannan's thin monkey-like body, and then thinking about Cheng Huan's height of 1.9 meters, I made up that picture in my head, not to mention Chen Tiannan, even me, I'm afraid I can't accept such a daughter-in-law. What's the matter, go shopping like this, what kind of couple, it's obvious that a woman is walking a monkey.

Later, we went to the town to buy some vegetables, and it is worth mentioning that a white cloth was hung on the door of every house in the town. Don't really say it, Liu Kai's ability to do things really has nothing to say, as for what means were used, you don't have to think about it to know, it's nothing more than a threat, and then give some money to finish the job.

Seeing that the whole town was white, I called Lang Gao and asked him to tell the townspeople to put a small piece of red cloth on the white cloth, and then went straight back to the village.

Back to the village, busy, invited the whole village to invite a meal, the protagonist of this meal is the mother and Huqin, during the banquet, the mother smiled very brightly, the Huqin sent a part of the gifts, to the villagers each sent some, said to let the villagers taste Hong Kong goods, it is the mother's behavior, her nickname 'Wan Nian Pick' finally succeeded in removal.

There is a banquet in the world, after being full of wine and food, Hu Qin proposed to go back to the town, after all, she has filial piety now, and she needs to go to the mourning hall to greet some things, especially Yu Qian, as a filial son and grandson, she is busy with a lot of things.

Faced with a short reunion and parting, her mother had tears on her face, so she asked Huqin to finish the funeral and come to the house for a long time to play before returning to Hong Kong, she agreed.

Originally, all this went very well, we sent Huqin's mother and daughter to the car, and seeing that the car was about to start, Yu Qian poked her head out and said to me, "Cousin, remember to come to the town to continue the funeral on the day of the road." ”

Made, as soon as she said this, her mother kept staring at the huqin as if she didn't hear it, but her father heard it very clearly, and his face sank suddenly, and he didn't speak.

Looking at my father's face, I knew that this level was difficult, and forced a smile at him. After the car went away, my mother stood there and waved her hand, and said, "Sister, remember to come to my place to play after the funeral." ”

Subsequently, a few of us went home, and on the way, none of us spoke, even Guo Fatzi was rarely quiet.

When I got home, I sat at the table nervously, Guo Fatzi and stammered to see that the atmosphere was not right, so he made an excuse and went to Lao Wang's house next door.

After they left, the father closed the door and window with a calm face, and the room suddenly became very dark. ”

My father didn't pay attention to my mother, walked up to me, didn't speak, raised his hand and fanned me in the face, hot pain, and said angrily: "Jiu Yanzi, are you still my son?" Is it still the obedient Nine Guys? ”

As he spoke, he slapped me on the other side of the face, harder than the previous slap, and I remained silent and did not speak.

"Lao Chen, are you crazy about drinking, do you beat Jiu Yanzi for no reason, he is nineteen years old, you beat him like this, have you thought about his feelings?" The mother tore the father away.

When he didn't even move, he said, "Ask him what he has done in town." ”

My mother was stunned, rubbed my face a few times, blew a few more breaths, and said, "Jiu Yanzi, what have you done?" Angry with your father like this? ”

I was silent and did not dare to speak, for fear of offending my father again when I opened my mouth, after all, they were also for my good.

"Dumb? Tell your mother! Father yelled.

I was still silent, afraid to speak.

"Don't you dare say yes! Let me help you say, this dead man, the first month of the New Year, went to the town to do a funeral. As he spoke, my father stretched out his index finger and knocked on my head a few times, and said angrily: "What's wrong with the eyes of the old king next door to our house, that is, the first month of the year to carry the coffin for people, you are good, go directly to the funeral, if you have a bad day, what will I do with your mother?" ”

After saying that, my father's whole body trembled, and he wanted to slap me again, so he was stunned for a moment, picked up the fruit plate on the table, smashed it on the ground, and roared, "You say, this dead guy should be beaten, if you don't fight now, something will happen sooner or later." ”

"Nine guys, I thought you were playful, go to the town for a few days, why did you run to pick up the funeral, do you want to become a one-eyed dragon like Lao Wang!" My mother's temper was not as bad as my father's, but she still gave me a few blows.

"I... I—" I wanted to explain, but I found that I didn't know what to say.

"Don't say anything, cousin, you go find a lock, lock him at home, I'll go to the town tomorrow, no, I'll go to the town to buy a train ticket to Guangzhou later, and send him to Guangzhou tomorrow, anyway, Qiu Yanzi will go to Guangzhou tomorrow, let Jiu Yanzi and Qiu Yanzi go to the factory, in this way, I at least know that my son is alive and well, and I won't let people gossip, and I don't have to worry about him offending the deceased one day and what problems will happen to his body." Father said angrily.