"Clear self-touch in front of the door, mix the nine, mix one color, small three yuan, three dark carvings, all confess!"

At the stone table in the tattered bamboo forest, with the death announcement of the tea fairy, the three pandas widened their dark circles and slapped the stone table fiercely: "It's really a batch......

"All of my!"

"My countryman is unmatched!"

"My four dark carved solo riders woo woo!"

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

I don't know how to do this stone table, the ground has been cracked by the pandas, but the stone table is not damaged at all, and Cha Xian'er even wonders if this stone table is an extraordinary item, and whether it can be used as a shield when removed.

Although facing three pandas with big shoulders and round waists and a fierce face, Cha Xian'er was not afraid at all, except because she was a four-turn monk herself, even if her combat power was a relatively short measuring stick in the Great Wall, she was not afraid of a few panda monsters.

And although the pandas have a foul mouth, their bodies are very honest, even if they are repeatedly beaten by the tea fairy, they don't dare to touch the tea fairy, and they are angry with this table that will never break.

"According to the agreement at the beginning, I won 18 games in a row, and you are not allowed to fight anymore, um." Tea Xian'er won her senses, and there was no man in front of her, so she stood up and rubbed her ass - for several hours in a row, her ass was hard.

"How can you play Spiritual Mahjong!"

"You're also a mahjong messenger!?"

The pandas scratch their heads and don't understand how the tea fairy wins, obviously they can listen to the cards within 5 rounds as soon as they get started, either the big four happy words are green and green or the country's warriors, but no one is stunned, and after hitting 10 patrols, it is they who light the tea fairy.

Although sometimes the tea fairy's cards are not big, the problem is that the tea fairy has never lost!

They can't even touch themselves!

Even sometimes just want to change the card, after the change, I can touch the card that can be Hu!

It's so angry that their eyes are black!

Faced with the pandas' questions, Cha Xian'er smiled silently, and looked at the sky and felt that it was almost dawn. She was suddenly taken by Mr. Chuan to Dujiangyan by plane from Tianjing, and thought that she was going to solve some serious mysterious phenomenon, but she didn't expect to come to play mahjong with the panda, and she had to go to Mr. Chuan to complain......

"If you don't fight, you won't fight, but you have to accompany us to continue playing mahjong!" Panda 'An An' widened his eyes, and said angrily: "Compared with Yuanyuan's broken monster, it's still with you!" ”

"I'd rather be won by you than by that broken monster!"

"That bastard really can't even put a chicken beard!"

Panda Yuanyuan rolled his eyes very obviously, and he didn't know where to take out a row of stainless steel and eat it one by one like spicy strips.

Cha Xian'er shook her head: "Don't fight, I'm going back to sleep, don't you have to sleep?" ”

The pandas looked at each other, then laughed and pointed to their dark circles: "Do we look like weak people who need to sleep?" Hmph, humans are really ......"

"No matter what you say, I'm not going to fight anyway, bye-bye." Cha Xian'er not only didn't fight, but didn't even plan to come again, looking at these pandas who were just like the big brother in the Northeast and wearing big gold chains, Cha Xian'er felt that her perception of pandas had plummeted.

slipped away and went back to Mr. Chuan to settle the score.

"Don't! You're going to play mahjong with us! Panda Jiji stood up abruptly and said loudly.

Cha Xian'er narrowed her eyes, she still used the telepathic spell, and asked calmly, "Then what if I just don't want to fight, huh?" ”

"If you dare to refuse...... Panda Bei Bei slowly stood up, her huge momentum soared into the sky, a bleak night forest wind blew, and the silent bamboo forest was pregnant with the killing machine that was about to come.

The pandas landed on all fours, their plush bodies stronger, staring at the tea fairy with their black eyes, the coercion of the powerful carnivore at the top of the food chain unleashed unreservedly.

Panda pandas, they are bears, not cats!

Is it true that in the end, it still has to rely on fists?

The mountains and rivers measuring scale tea fairy is not afraid at all, the four cyclones are running wildly, and the "Liuku Immortal Armor V2.71" and "Illusion Demon Body V1.35" are ready to go.

Even if she is not a main battle monk, but Cha Xian'er is not afraid of these pandas who faintly have four transformations of cultivation - her spells are constantly improving and updating, the most advanced high-tech spells, and the advantages of this software alone are enough for her to defeat these naturally raised monsters!

mere human beings,

What a way.

Within three steps,

Take your life!

Looking at the vigilant tea fairy, the pandas smiled disdainfully, and then like thunder-

Rolled over.

"Play with us, play with us!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Well, there are humans to play with us every day! Woo you don't go! ”

Three cute pandas with simple and plush bodies rolled around at the feet of the tea fairy, and even meowed, timidly stretched out the meat ball to touch the hand of the tea fairy, and the tea fairy was immediately defeated.

Don't talk about girls, pangolins can't stand it, right!?

No wonder Mr. Chuan runs so fast, think about it, Mr. Chuan is not a human, and he does not have a national treasure impression bonus for pandas, but with the strength of three thousand miles of mountains and rivers, how easy is it to discipline this group of pandas?

I'm afraid that this group of pandas will be cute, and they can't beat them, and they can't scold them, so is there any other choice than giving in?

The pandas hugged Tea Fairy's leg together, and said coquettishly: "I made an appointment with you on the Great Wall, and we have to have spiritual cultivation to play with us for a few days every month!" That ant eater isn't interesting, we're going to play with you, play with you! Agreed! ”

Tea Xian'er was stunned for a moment and asked, "What agreement?" ”

"Every month, we have to have a devotional to play with us for thirty days!"

The tea fairy turned around and left, and the pandas hurriedly hugged her long legs: "Twenty-five days!" Twenty days can't be less! Look at you playing mahjong for fifteen days! Oops, ten days won't work! Seven days, seven days we lost blood...... It's actually three days! It's only been three days, woo woo woo I didn't lie to you! ”

Thirty days turned into three days, and Cha Xian'er had a deeper understanding of the human sophistication of this group of pandas - this group of pandas is more human than Youjian.

She asked, "What does that agreement mean?" ”

"It's that we have to have a spiritual practitioner play with us for three days every month." Panda An An said: "In the past, it was the ant eater who played with us, he was so boring and boring. ”

"What is devotional, huh?" The tea fairy was a little curious.

"A turn is extraordinary, for ordinary cultivation; Fourth, turn to the spirit, for spirituality. Panda Ji Ji meow said: "Didn't you teach the Great Wall? ”

"I've never heard that." Tea Fairy squatted down and touched their fluffy panda heads, and asked, "Then why do you have to play with the Four Turns Monk?" Can't those ordinary people? Wouldn't it be okay to be a monk, huh? ”

The pandas shook their heads: "I'm tired." ”

…… Good realistic statement.

The pandas waved their hands: "I've been with them for more than 20 years, and they're all mortals, so I'm tired of it." And the spiritual practice has a very comfortable aura, and we will be very happy to stay around the spiritual practice. ”

"More than twenty years!?" Cha Xian'er was stunned, she knew that pandas generally lived to be in their twenties, and these pandas looked like they were in their prime, but they didn't expect to be so old.

After being begged by this group of pandas for a while, the tea fairy was ruthless after all, so she had to agree. And she also understood what Mr. Chuan meant, her task was to play with the pandas for three days - the business of the Great Wall was too extensive.

Hearing that the tea fairy agreed, the pandas swarmed back to the stone table and patted the table: "Hurry up, hurry up, we have to play sixteen laps!" ”

"Humans are still so easy to deceive."

"Alas, hairless animals are so weak."

As soon as the goal is achieved, the pandas have reverted to their old ways and changed from cute cats to Northeast bears. They don't have any consciousness of 'An can break the eyebrows and bend the waist to the powerful', but take selling cuteness as their usual means.

Cha Xian'er looked at the sky, thinking that after three days, her dark circles under her eyes would not be comparable to this group of pandas.

"Generally speaking, you don't like to play with humans, huh?" Cha Xian'er asked curiously, "Except for Mr. Chuan, you are the first one I have seen close to human beings...... Well. ”

Panda An'an: "Heh, if it weren't forced by life, who would want to live like this?" ”

Panda Jiji: "Since you are destined to be ravaged by life, why not lie down and enjoy it?" ”

Panda Beibei: "Actually, we don't want to stay with you humans, but now there are humans everywhere, and there is not even grass where there are no humans. ”

At this time, the panda Yuanyuan, who had been lying on the side and gnawing bamboo, suddenly sighed, took a sip of bamboo, and said quietly: "Back then, we also thought about not playing with humans......

"It's just that there are some things that I can't ...... about"

……

……

Successfully challenged the "Tibetan Panda" dungeon for the fifth time.

Ren Suo looked at the group of pandas in the picture and there were a little less, because this time there were more than two hundred pandas contracted by the future monks.

Ren Suo originally thought that he would be basically stable after clearing the customs once, but he didn't expect that when he challenged the dungeon for the third time, this group of pandas suddenly got a buff, and the attack power, defense, and movement speed all increased by 1%, although the increase was very small, but it had aroused Ren Suo's vigilance.

The fourth time, it was all increased by 5%.

The fifth time has already reached 10%!

As the vanguard, the Dragon King Zhao Huo team was directly crushed once, and it took a little delay before Xiao Meng's team had time to annihilate all the pandas!

Ren Suo looked at the information of the copy and found that there was an extra note at the bottom:

"Because they were beaten many times by the same enemy in a short period of time, the pandas burst into anger and increased their combat power (4/5)"

Farming the same quest in a row also has this negative effect...... But it does sound reasonable, everyone has to lose their temper.

In addition, although Xiao Meng was strengthened by Ren Suo with a dream experience crystal, the effect shown was very insignificant.

Even if Xiao Meng now has the combat power of the fifth turn, but in the Supreme Supreme's fake and shoddy immortal source aura point, the combat power shown is less than the second turn, but the pandas are really enhanced, and the gap is obvious in comparison.

However, this is not all bad, because the stronger the panda, the more dream experience crystals the future monks will produce after the victory, and now Ren Suo has strengthened Xiao Meng to the fifth turn, and the next step is to strengthen the dragon king Zhao Huo.

And after the success of this campaign, Ren Suo found that there was an additional gain-

"The Little Meng Legion Receives the Ring of the Five Battles Comrades"

"Dragon King Zhao Huo Legion Obtains the Ring of the Five Battles Comrades"

"Ring of the Five Warriors: A Ring of Glory that the Legion has received after five battles. When fighting, the members of the clan will become one, and they will be directly connected to each other, and they will work together as comrades and comrades, and their overall combat power will be +1%."

After obtaining this ring, Ren Suo saw that the "Psychic Coordination Device: 1000/1000" in the task list was completed instantly, and the "Interstellar Raid Warframe: 825/1000" was still 175 pandas short.

Ren Suo thought about it carefully and found that this "comrade of the five wars" actually counted the first failed battle.

In other words, even if you lose a battle, you will not be able to gain anything, and in addition to obtaining information, you can also accumulate the number of clan battles.

According to this rule, I am afraid that there will be ten battle rings and hundred battle rings in the future.

Moreover, the dragon king Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng's trust in the Supreme Supreme has also increased a lot, and the enhanced special effect of "Attack +1%" has been triggered, although it is not much, but there is a hope.

It seems that there are many benefits to fighting more, and even if you fail, you don't lose anything.

It's a pity that there are no other copies on Earth now, and Ren Suo has no other choice but to eat and sleep and fight pandas.

There are 9 critical points left, and after the last "Tibetan Panda" dungeon, this time the panda's combat power has been strengthened to 20%, but he was still put down by Ren Suo using the dragon king Zhao Huo's seduction method to fly a kite alive.

[Star Strike Warframe: 1000/1000" has reached the standard, and the pre-battle preparation task list listed by the Supreme Supreme has been completed!

The game pops up a prompt: "Are you facing the first Ark invasion? The remaining thresholds will be added to the thresholds in the next chapter."

Ren Suo naturally chose "yes", and then he clicked, but there was no response.

I clicked twice, three times, but there was no response!

The game options suddenly distorted into pieces, and a black silhouette of a woman appeared on the screen:

"Hey? Feed? Can you hear me? You're so good, you sneaked away and ran away, if it weren't for the Crystal Maiden contacting me, I'd still be waiting for you in the game!"

Supreme Supreme: "The deity is not sneaky."

"Okay, well, you didn't sneak around, so why did you let me sneak over to Proxima Centauri? Okay, the Ark troops are almost there, and I'm now on the edge of the Great Array of Time and Space Rebellion, do you want to make trouble?"

"Do you want to pay 99 merit points to let the Heavenly Maiden unleash the Ten Thousand Law Storm?"

"The Storm of Ten Thousand Laws, which controls the countless laws of time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness, is the only one that can cause the Space-Time Reverse Chaos Array to fall into a state of chaos in a short period of time, and then make the Ark troops lose in it and increase the time for transfer. The threshold will revert to a random value, and can only be activated by the Heavenly Maiden when the threshold reaches 0."

Is the Krypton option in this game a revert threshold......

The benefits of restoring the threshold are obvious, and Ren Suo can continue to farm the Panda copy.

However, now he can only farm the lowest-level panda copy, and the benefits are not large, and the invasion of the first wave of Ark troops is not difficult, so there is no need to delay.

After choosing to refuse, the goddess of heaven sighed: "Really, it's not easy for me to perform it once, 99 merit points are a must, 100 merit points are not needed, you can earn it if you buy it!" Don't think it's free, say okay, don't let me do it for nothing this time...... Don't hesitate when you need it, don't use it when you need it, it's meaningless!"

Ren Suo felt a little strange, if he remembered correctly, it seemed that he had clearly proposed the concept of meritorious service from an NPC for the first time.

In the past, the krypton NPC either said, 'You have what I need', or didn't say anything, anyway, after Ren Suo Krypton, the small world game console would look at it.

Only the Heavenly Heroine not only knows the concept of meritorious service, but also knows precisely that it is 99 meritorious deeds, and even has the intention of deceiving Ren to claim meritorious service...... But a bad thing like merit is only meaningful to players of small world game consoles.

And this kryptonite character, the introduction of the goddess of heaven is too terrifying, controlling time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness...... How can it seem to be stronger than the Supreme Supreme?

Ren Suo thought that the protagonist of this game was already very awesome, so he was given the title of supreme supreme, but he didn't expect to appear even more awesome in a blink of an eye!

If this game also feeds back to reality, it means that in 2049, there will really be a powerful character like the Heavenly Heroine!

The name is really not wrong, the goddess of heaven, this person is the heroine of this world!

So this goddess, shouldn't it be bubbling now? Why should I be born?

Do I have a chance to hug my thighs?

After Ren Suo's mind turned around a few times, his attention returned to the picture.

"In February 1999, the Ark of the Eternals invaded the galaxy!"

……

……

I want to pee.

Lin Xianyu clamped his thighs and rubbed them, opened a trace of his eyes, and the bedroom was dark, and it was not yet dawn.

I don't want to move, I don't want to climb down.

I want to pee.

If you can't wet the bed, you will be laughed at by the class leader.

Is there a way to go to the bathroom without having to move yourself?

If only I could teleport, then I would be able to teleport directly to the bathroom, a little envious of Mr. Dong.

But I can only manipulate the wind, so weak.

Can you lift me up with the wind and to the bathroom?

Blow...... Blow...... Ay? Got to the bathroom?

Take off your pants and pee with your eyes closed.

There is no light, it is so dark, you can't touch the toilet paper, the switch is at the door.

If only I could shine, then I don't have to turn the lights on and off, and I'm a little envious of the squad leader.

Can you use the wind to blow some light in?

Blow...... Blow...... Ah, I see.

Wipe clean and wash your hands.

Blow back blow back, I don't want to climb into bed.

Blow...... Blow...... Oh, back to bed, sleep sleep zZ.