Chapter 657: A Female Ghost Who Can't Be Provoked
"What's going on? Why did it look like this again? Ye Feng and the three of them couldn't help but laugh when they saw Lan Mengmeng and them like this!
Ruoli, Xiao Wanxin and Lan Mengmeng were all sitting on the sofa, and there was a girl next to them, and the four girls all looked complaining.
Lan Mengmeng rolled her eyes, touched her hair that was a little messy, and said, "This ghost this time is not strong, but it is a bit special. ”
"Special? What does it mean? "The fat man was curious.
Ruoli said, "Go and see for yourself!" ”
The fat man asked, "Where is it?" ”
Ruoli pointed in the direction of the toilet and kitchen! The fat man smiled and said, "Isn't it just a ghost?" Look at me! ”
So saying, he walked over and said, "Are you in the toilet?" It seems that it is often shown in movies that the ghost hides in the toilet and then reaches out...... Hey, it's scary! ”
Hearing him say this, Ye Feng and Ma Jump both glanced at each other helplessly, this fat man is too disgusting.
They were thinking so, but they heard a woman's voice from the kitchen, saying, "You are so disgusting, do you know that you are an insulting ghost?" ”
The fat man was stunned for a moment, he was about to go to the toilet, but suddenly he came out again, walked to the kitchen, and said, "Who?" ”
"I'm your aunt!" The woman's voice said.
The fat man suddenly said angrily: "Auntie, your uncle, you little ghost, you still don't come out when you see the fat man?" ”
Then he heard the voice say, "Are you sure you want me to come out?" ”
"Nonsense, hurry up, I'll force you out if you don't come out!" The fat man said proudly.
When the words fell, I saw that on the sofa, Lan Mengmeng's four girls showed a sad gaze together, and when they looked at the fat man, there was still a trace of schadenfreude!
Then I saw a black flash in the kitchen, and then a ghost slowly appeared.
This ghost is a female ghost, who looks to be in her twenties and has a lot of charm. It is said that it has charm not only because it is very mature and has a good figure, but also because it is wearing a black embroidered cheongsam.
This cheongsam wraps the seductive figure in front and back up, which is very flavorful and full of temptation.
When the fat man saw this cheongsam female ghost at a glance, his eyes were all glaring. is indeed very beautiful and attractive, so that the fat man, who is not easy to be moved by women, can't help but look straight!
After that, Ye Feng and Ma Jump were also a little stunned, but they quickly reacted, and at the same time wondered in their hearts, this cheongsam female ghost looked like she was only a few decades old, and she didn't have much strength at all, how could the three women not be able to deal with it? You must know that if Xiao Wanxin is a palm thunder, she can seriously injure it?
There must be something strange in this, so Ye Feng wanted to open his mouth to remind the fat man. Unexpectedly, after the fat man came back to his senses, he sneered and said:
"I thought why the ghost, isn't it just to transform beauty to tempt? You fat man and me, how can I be so easily confused by you, a female ghost? ”
"Yo, the fat man is mighty, I don't know what the fat man asked me to do?" The cheongsam female ghost waved her hand, a white soft-haired fan, and gently fanned it twice, not to mention the taste!
The fat man snorted coldly, and said solemnly: "I heard that you are doing evil in this house, and I have come to collect you!" ”
"Yo, tsk, it's amazing. Over the decades, who has met me Black Rose is not walking around? Heavenly Master, Taoist priest, Mr. Yin and Yang, including monks, the one who saw me and was not polite? I've never heard anyone say dare to accept me, you little guy, you are not small! ”
The female ghost in the cheongsam said, shook her fan, and glanced at the fat man arrogantly.
The fat man was immediately unhappy when he heard this, he lowered his head and took a sip, and was about to speak, but because the movement was too big when he was snorting, he didn't know how to be empty under his feet, and he fell to the ground with a stumbling ass!
The fat man was stunned, and Ye Feng and Ma Jump were also stunned. Lan Mengmeng's girls couldn't help but laugh and almost laughed.
The cheongsam female ghost covered her mouth lightly and smiled, and then looked at the fat man playfully.
The fat man hurriedly got up from the ground, and then said angrily to the cheongsam female ghost, "What are you laughing at? Uncle, you can blow it here, look at how the fat man cleans you up today! ”
As he spoke, the fat man stepped forward......
Slippery ......
There is water on the kitchen floor, which is a little slippery, and the fat man's foot span is a little large, so he slides directly, and the foot that steps out slides directly forward. Then the whole came to a very standard batch span, and a word horse was placed on the ground!
The fat man's eyes widened, and the expression on his face suddenly froze.
At the same time, Ye Feng and Ma Jump involuntarily tightened their legs. Although he is not fat, he has never experienced it, but he ...... They also felt a faint pain in their eggs.
The two of them are still like this, not to mention a fat man who landed on the ground directly? At this moment, everyone seemed to hear the sound of bones cracking and egg breaking!
The four girls all looked at this scene blankly, and when they saw Ma Jump, they hurriedly asked, "Fat man...... It's okay......"
The fat man was expressionless, slowly raised his hand, and said, "It's okay, I've been practicing since I was a child, and it's a little bit of a fork!" ”
Then, holding back the pain, the creature got up from the ground, tried to close his legs, pretended to have nothing to do, and said to the smiling cheongsam female ghost:
"Skillful accident, don't be happy, watch me clean you up!"
The cheongsam female ghost said: "Forget it, sister pity you, get out!" ”
"Get out of your big ......" the fat man roared, and his body was about to move forward, but his crotch hurt too much, and as soon as he walked, his painful legs were weak, and his whole body threw himself forward, and he fell to the ground with a bang.
Everyone looked at this scene in a daze, and the cheongsam female ghost said calmly: "They all said to let you go, you come back, hey, it's really self-inflicted!" ”
The fat man slowly lifted up, his nose was already red, and two nosebleeds were coming out of his nostrils.
He wiped the nosebleed with his hand, then got up from the ground with difficulty, and said with a crying voice: "Stinky female ghost, dead female ghost, if I don't beat you today, I'm sorry for the three falls!" ”
"Hit me? Hehe, you're the first one to dare to fight me like this. It's still the same sentence, for decades, don't talk about ghosts, even if the Taoist monk sees me, he has to retreat, you still don't find guilt. However, if you have to belittle yourself like this, I can't help it. ”
The female ghost of the cheongsam said helplessly, as if the fat man was so miserable that it couldn't stand it.
The fat man said angrily: ", who do you think you are?" The Taoist monk took a detour when he saw you? You think you're a ghost? ”
As soon as the fat man finished speaking, Ye Feng said to the fat man solemnly: "Fat man, don't talk about it, we really can't afford to mess with it, you come back first!" ”
As soon as they heard this, not only the fat man, but also Lan Mengmeng and they were all stunned. They looked for their parents, purely because they thought they were not the opponents of this ghost, so they were miserable.
But I didn't expect Ye Feng to say that he couldn't afford to provoke this female ghost?
The girl who invited them also had a look of horror on her face and said, "No, you can't do this, if you can't clean it up, what will I do?" ”
(End of chapter)