Chapter 162: I was tricked by my own mother

Why does every mother like to rush to get married? Obviously, Lu Yiyi can't escape the fate of being urged to marry.

But think about it, judging from the long-winded topic between Yang Ping and Xu Ruiyun just now, it would be strange that Xu Ruiyun didn't talk about marriage with her.

But what can Lu Yiyi do? Do you want her to tell Xu Ruiyun that your daughter has been married for several months, and she got drunk at Chen Jiaojiao's wedding in Las Vegas and got married.

No! I didn't dare to say that Lu Yiyi was killed, of course, if I said it, it was very likely that Lu Yiyi would be killed later.

And just when Lu Yi smiled awkwardly and was about to leave the stall, he was pulled back by Xu Ruiyun, continued to sit on the bench, and began a tirade: "Xiao Yi, you tell your mother honestly, are you the legendary urban marriage phobia, because the relationship between your parents in the past has affected you, so you are afraid of marriage?" ”

Belch... No, Lu Yi got the card, his eyes widened, and his head shook into a rattle, saying that you don't go out of the door, where did you hear the term "urban fear of marriage"? Lu Yi hurriedly retorted: "No! Definitely not! I just haven't found the right one yet! ”

"None of them?" Mother Lu showed a suspicious look, thought about it, seemed to suddenly think of something, and immediately said, "I think Dr. Benjamin is pretty good!" Why don't you try? ”

His name is Benjamin, and your nickname isn't as good as mine! Can't remember the name and still think it's good? Is it that as long as it is a man, you think it is suitable for your girl? Lu Yiyi shook his head again, and shook his hand by the way: "Sensei!" People are married. ”

Hearing Lu Yiyi's impatient voice, Lu's mother's originally suspicious eyes became sharp, and she sighed: "Hey! Look, there are no good men who are not married at this age, either idle dicks, or gay..."

Xu Ruiyun sighed, suddenly grabbed Lu Yiyi's wrist, gasped for breath, and was nervous: "Xiao Yi, you tell me honestly..."

When Lu Yi saw this, she immediately became nervous, maybe her sentimental mother found out about her emotional problems.

And just after Lu Yi thought about 10,000 possibilities, Xu Ruiyun finally asked as if he had the courage to ask: "... Do you like women..."

Ha? Mom, your daughter isn't so avant-garde! Lu Yi pinched her sweat and said, where did she learn these new words? However, seeing that Xu Ruiyun was so nervous, Lu Yi hurriedly shook his head for the third time: "No, your daughter's sexual orientation is on the popular side." ”

Hearing Lu Yiyi's 200% affirmation, Xu Ruiyun breathed a sigh of relief, but then covered his face and cried bitterly: "Ah! Then blame your mom, I'm not good! You see, for your father's business, your mother didn't care much about you, and it ended up delaying you, if your mother was like your Aunt Ping, she went on blind dates for Yang Yang's marriage everywhere, you would have married out a long time ago! ”

"Blind date? Now the blind date is not as fast as a one-night stand. ”

"What do you say? Why is the little girl so unreserved? Yes! It's all mom that's bad. ”

Seeing Xu Ruiyun crying like this, Lu Yiyi couldn't resist it, and hurriedly persuaded: "Mom, don't say that, I will depend on you whatever you want!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Lu's mother, who was urging marriage, seemed to have rehearsed it a long time ago, and suddenly stopped her tears: "Well, my mother has arranged a blind date for you tomorrow, and you must not shirk it!" ”

holy-sh-it! As soon as Lu Yi looked at the smiling Lu's mother, 10,000 alpacas galloped over her head, she actually... was actually tricked by his own mother!