"Even for your disrespect for me, I won't be with you! Hurry up and return my orange cat to me, or I'll be insulting! ”

Mo Tingyuan: "......"!!

What a sickness!

Retarded!

Mo Tingyuan said coldly: "I'm not half interested in you!" ”

"Then why did you just ask me how much money I want to go with you? Isn't that just a sign that you're interested in me? ”

Mo Tingyuan: "......"!!

"What I just said was to the cat in your hand! I wanted to test if he could understand me! Are you an idiot? Didn't you just notice that I hadn't even looked at you? ”

The man was a little embarrassed: "You... If you don't make it clear yourself, let me misunderstand, and you still call me an idiot! With such an uncivilized and unreasonable man as you, I won't give you my orange cat......"

"You've taken my check, so this cat is mine!"

"When am I going to get your check?"

Mo Tingyuan looked at the check in the man's hand, the man frowned, and wanted to return the previous to Mo Tingyuan: "I just took it and took a look, I didn't want your check, now I will return the check you gave me, you give me back my little orange cat!" ”

Mo Tingyuan said with a smile: "The check I gave will never be returned!" So this orange cat is mine now! ”

"You... You deceive people too much! You are robbing cats in broad daylight! ”

"I gave the money......"

"But I don't want your money! All I need is my cat! You give me my cat back..."

"These 500,000 can buy you a room full of orange cats, why do you want to rob me of this one?"

The man frowned: "Where is the orange cat in the room as good as the one in your hand?" Do you know? The orange cat in your hand was brought up by me pulling a handful of and urine, do you see its uncoordinated limbs? That's all fed by me, so you give me back my little orange cat! ”

It's also amazing to be able to feed a cat until its limbs are uncoordinated, anyway, he has already bought this cat, and he wants him to return it to him, dreaming?

Mo Tingyuan arrogantly held the orange cat with uncoordinated limbs in his arms, kneaded it twice, and then looked at the man defiantly: "Did you see you feeding this cat with uncoordinated limbs?" It doesn't reject me to hug, so this orange cat is mine!

If you still want a cat with uncoordinated limbs, you can buy another one to feed, don't beat the idea of this one in my arms, from today onwards, this orange cat is mine! ”

Man: "......"!!

It's too much of a deception!

It's too much of a deception!

It's too much of a deception!

The man clenched the check in his hand: "You bully! That's my cat......"

"You're wrong, it's mine! I bought it back for 500,000 yuan, so if you dare to rob this cat with me, I'll kill you! ”

The man was frightened by Mo Tingyuan, no matter what, he was still just a student, even if he was reluctant, he still sold his cat with uncoordinated limbs......

And it was sold for a sky-high price! But even if it is a sky-high price, he is not happy, he knew that going out to walk the cat will be snatched away, he will not come out to walk the cat, and now the cat is gone, the man's heart is not bitter......

Mo Tingyuan saw that the man was not saying that the cat in his arms was his, and he nodded with satisfaction: "If this cat with uncoordinated limbs runs back in the future, remember to send it back to me......" I want to chat with more like-minded people about "{?$article_title?} ", WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chatting about life, looking for confidants~