Jiang Shan's words, the big cousin he said is the corners of his mouth twitching!

What does it mean to be an outsider like you, Lao Tzu and the Ye family are related, okay!

"Humph!"

The eldest cousin snorted coldly, and the bewitching woman holding his arm was also with a pair of dog eyes facing upward, and she didn't take the country in her eyes at all.

The Ye family, who are you afraid of in this one-third of an acre of land in Beihai?

"Okay cousin, if you talk nonsense again, I'll go tell grandpa!"

Ye Tingcheng on the side also said with some shame, the eldest cousin's face suddenly changed, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, he is really afraid of this old man of the Ye family!

"Allure, we're relatives, this poor guy is a fart!"

"Why are you elbowing out, could it be that you have fallen in love with such a poor sour, I can tell you, I am the first to object, and my uncle will not agree!"

The eldest cousin hurriedly whispered, Ye Tingcheng heard this, his face suddenly blushed with shame, stomped his feet, and pointed at the eldest cousin.

"As for you. ”

"I'm really not qualified to come to my Ye family, so let's do it, I'll say a few kind words in front of my uncle in a while, and if you take the money, you can go down the mountain quickly, it's a shame." ”

As he spoke, the eldest cousin waved his hand disdainfully, but no one saw it, Jiang Shan quietly put his hand in his pocket, holding the so-called absolutely open light invincible crow's mouth talisman, and gently grasped it, and the charm turned into a ray of golden light, which swirled around Jiang Shan's mouth.

"Hey, big cousin, huh?"

"Hearing you say that, your status must be very high, I don't know where to work?"

A hint of fierceness flashed in Jiang Shan's eyes, what kind of thing, you dare to look down on the master, sooner or later you will regret it!

"Huh. ”

"You compare you with me, Master Ben, I graduated from Harvard, and now in my own company, my position is not high, just a general manager. ”

As he spoke, the eldest cousin raised his head proudly, and his nostrils were almost up to the sky.

When Jiang Shan heard this, he hurriedly looked excited, rushed up, and directly held his eldest cousin's hand with both hands: "It turned out to be Harvard, isn't it Harbin Buddhist College?"

Harbin Buddhist College?

Damn,!

For a while, everyone was dumbfounded, including Ye Tingcheng, it was the first time they had heard someone translate the dignified Harvard College like this!

"My Sister Fernie!"

The big cousin's eyes are red, Harbin Buddhist College?

"Oops!"

"Look at you, how do you scold people, you be careful, if you scold people, it is easy to eat dog poop!"

Suddenly, Jiang Shan grinned, and the next moment, the imperceptible golden light at the corner of his mouth directly separated a wisp and flew towards the eldest cousin.

"You give Lao Tzu...... Get lost...... Oops, hey!"

Just when the eldest cousin pointed to Jiangshan and was about to speak, all of a sudden, a big wolf dog ran madly towards the eldest cousin, and a sprint actually knocked the eldest cousin away.

"Be careful, be careful, Young Master Li!"

"Xiao Hei doesn't know how to go crazy, hey, I'll wipe it...... OMG!"

At this moment, a subordinate hurriedly ran over, but as he was talking, his eyes bulged directly and almost flew out.

The big wolf dog actually crossed his legs and looked at his eldest cousin who was looking up to the sky.

"Damn,!"

"This is absolutely invincible, and the crow's beak charm is so bullish?"

Jiang Shan's face was full of surprise, of course, he was still satisfied with the effect of this spell.

Ye Tingcheng, as well as the woman holding her eldest cousin, were all dumbfounded.

"Wow!"

The big cousin who was lying on the ground screamed, wiped the hot dog poop with his hand, and wiped the whole face directly, which was disgusting.

"Woo, Lao Tzu and you are not finished, not finished!"

The eldest cousin, who was struggling to get up, screamed wildly and ran forward, but at this moment, Jiang Shan suddenly laughed.

"Break your ankle!"

"Curse you!"

Jiang Shan muttered a few words, and the eldest cousin who was running suddenly suddenly tilted his body, only to see that the ankle was directly broken, and then he heard a click, and the eldest cousin fell to the ground in response.

Ye Tingcheng is stupid, the eldest cousin's woman is stupid, and the next person is also stupid.

Big cousin, is this provoking the broom star?

How to get bad luck one after another?

"Hmph, I'll tease you, master, this still hasn't cast a bad luck charm on you, otherwise, you will be killed for life!"

Jiang Shan snorted coldly disdainfully, what a bullshit big cousin, as long as you dare to provoke yourself, you will be finished in minutes!

Suddenly, Jiang Shan glanced at the eldest cousin's woman and grinned.

"Calf cramps, knee hit big cousin face!"

As soon as the words fell, the woman who ran towards her eldest cousin suddenly screamed, and the next moment, her body involuntarily smashed towards her eldest cousin.

The eldest cousin happened to struggle to get up, and as a result, the woman's knees made a close contact with the eldest cousin's face.

"Woooooo

"It hurts, it hurts, Nima's, you're blind!"

The eldest cousin covered his nose, blood flowed down his fingers, and the woman was also full of grievances, why did she suddenly cramp?

Could it be time for calcium supplementation?

"This ...... What's going on!"

Ye Chengcheng, who was standing beside Jiang Shan, was covered with a blind face, looking at the scene in front of him blankly.

Big cousin, is it an evil one?

"If you do much injustice, you will be killed. ”

With a word, Jiang Shan took out everything that happened to his eldest cousin.

"Ah Fu, go to the doctor with your cousin!"

Ye Tingcheng immediately said, and the dumbfounded subordinate Ah Fu nodded hurriedly, and directly carried the eldest cousin on his back.

"Slip!"

At this moment, Jiang Shan said cautiously, trying not to let Ye Tingcheng hear it.

On the other side, Ah Fu was carrying his eldest cousin on his back, his face was full of disgust, and the smell on his face was really coming!

"Young master, wait a minute, I'll carry it right now...... Oops!"

Ah Fu, who had just spoken, suddenly changed his face, and the foot that stepped out of it actually slid out directly, and then his back fell directly to the ground.

Poof!

"Whoa!"

"My mother-in-law!"

The eldest cousin is going crazy, but he was smashed by this Ah Fu, acting as a meat pad, and Ah Fu has nothing to do!

"Alright, alright. ”

"Let's go, didn't you say that the old man wants to see me, leave it to Ah Fu here. ”

Jiang Shan grinned and said, Ye Chengcheng was also full of entanglement and surprise, but he still walked forward with Jiang Shan.

"That's amazing!"

Jiang Shan, who followed Ye Tingcheng, clenched his fists and said secretly.

Absolutely open the invincible crow's mouth charm, what a cow beep!