39. Chapter 39: The Magical Tombstone
At this time, the high-ranking guys also realized that things were not as beautiful as they imagined, so they helped to carry it, and our eight eight immortals spent a lot of effort, and the exquisite blood tablet was like nailing to the ground, not moving.
"What's going on?" Chen Tiannan was a little impatient on the side, so he said: "If it goes on like this, we will delay the auspicious time, and it will be difficult to do it at that time, or let's invite more people to carry it?" ”
"No, the boss said that there can only be eight people, and one more person will have an accident." I shook my head.
"I used to hear the elders say that some tombstones need to recite a few words of incantation before they can be moved, you say, does this exquisite blood stele also need to recite incantations?" Gao Lao reminded on the side.
"There is very little mention of the tombstone in the funeral scriptures, so where can I recite any incantations." I muttered that the funeral scriptures are all about funerals, and there are only a few words about the tombstone.
"Brother Jiu, do you remember what the boss said very strangely? He said, the eight immortals gather, gather the eight directions, and the pterodactyl is in the air, is it possible that you said this sentence is a spell? Guo Fatzi stared at my face for a long time, and held back such a sentence.
"That's right, the little fat man can still remember such profound words, and the tuition fees paid by your parents are not in vain." Chen Tiannan coaxed on the side, said, pinched Guo Fatzi's buttocks, and Guo Fatzi screamed in pain.
"Alright, you two don't mess around." I glared at them and said, "Guo Fatzi's words are not unreasonable. ”
After speaking, I asked Guo Fatzi to stand due south, Chen Tiannan to stand due west, Gao Lao to stand due north, and the remaining four Eight Immortals to stand in the southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest directions, and I stood due east.
After standing in these eight directions, I glanced at them and said, "Don't think about unsightly things in your minds, especially Guo Fatzi and Chen Tiannan, you two give me honesty, if you think about those things, after you are done, see how I clean up the two of you." ”
"Don't worry, I definitely won't, as for Guo Fatzi, I don't know." Chen Tiannan laughed and said, "Fatty, did you hear Brother Jiu's words?" Stop thinking about Yui Tano. ”
"You..." Guo Fatzi glared at Chen Tiannan angrily, then turned to look at me, and said innocently: "Brother Jiu, we have been classmates for so many years, don't you still understand me?" ”
"You two give me a stop, it's important to get down to business, if you can't lift the tombstone, we'll all get retribution." I glared at them with a straight face, and said that the matter was serious, if I said it lightly, the living treasure would take my words as wind in their ears.
They shrunk their necks, their faces became a little heavy, they didn't speak again, the scene was quiet, and a cool breeze blew across our faces, bringing us a touch of refreshment.
I took a few deep breaths, bowed three times in the direction of the cemetery, and made three more bows to the Linglong Blood Tablet, and then pressed my left hand on the stone bead, and formed a Dao finger with my right hand (the index finger and middle finger are erected together, the ring finger and little finger are bent to the palm of the palm, and the thumb is pressed against the nail of the ring finger and little finger, that is, the Dao finger is formed. )
The mouth recited loudly: "Eight immortals gather, gather eight directions, and the pterosaur is in the air." As soon as the words fell, my right hand quickly unsealed, changed lanes into palms, and slapped a palm on the Linglong Blood Monument.
Due to excessive force, the palm of the hand is a little painful, crispy and numb, at this time, there is a strange feeling in the palm, warm, cool, two different feelings in my palm.
Suddenly, I heard an unusually faint 'click' sound in my ears, and when I looked towards the ground, I saw that the Linglong Blood Monument had sunk a little, half an inch shorter than before, and some dirt had been squeezed out next to it.
I didn't let up, and pressed my palm against the tombstone again, and the cool feeling gradually disappeared and was replaced by the warm feeling.
My heart was relieved, it should be okay, I reached out and broke it hard under the Linglong Blood Monument, moved, and it felt very light, about a hundred pounds.
When they saw this, they cheered, and Guo Fatzi said, "Brother Jiu, it's good, I didn't misunderstand you." ”
I wiped the sweat from my head, this seems to be a relaxing mantra, but it actually consumes a lot of my energy, when I chant 'Eight Immortals Gather, Eight Directions, Wing Dragon', I feel a very strange feeling in my body, as if something has been withdrawn from my body, that feeling is mysterious and mysterious.
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and change the dragon frame and carry the Linglong Blood Monument to the cemetery, don't delay the auspicious time." I laughed and cursed, found four stones, broke the Linglong Blood Monument a little, and then stuffed the stones into it, and then used two dragon ropes to pass through from below, tied to the two ends of the Linglong Blood Monument, tied a slipknot, and used two dragon frames to cross the slipknot.
After preparing all this, Chen Tiannan and I carried the front on the left side of the tombstone, Guo Fatzi and the tall guy raised the front on the right side of the tombstone, and the remaining four Eight Immortals raised their heads back, afraid that the road would be bumpy, so I found a tiptoe stick for each of them.
I shouted, one, two, three, up, the tombstone was slowly lifted, I asked them how the weight of the tombstone was, Guo Fatzi said, about three hundred catties, Chen Tiannan said, four hundred catties, the senior guy said to the four eight immortals: "One thousand eight hundred catties, on average, can be carried for the time being, and it takes a few times to rest when carried to the cemetery." ”
They asked me how much this tombstone weighed, and I said, "A hundred pounds," and they looked at me for a long time with the eyes of a monster, and then said, "Hell, the same tombstone, each person carries the same weight." ”
Because the weight of each person is inconsistent, so that there is a peculiar scene in the whole process, me, Guo Fatzi, and Chen Tiannan carry it very easily, while the tall guys are extremely hard, sweating profusely, and the smaller Eight Immortals, his face is even a little pale, which shows the weight he bears.
Guo Fatzi and Chen Tiannan, the two living treasures, I don't know if they want to prove that they have the talent to carry the tombstone, or deliberately hit the high-ranking guys, these two goods actually hummed a tune while carrying them, "My family lives on the Loess Plateau, and your father is Nima's cousin." ’
This made the high-ranking guys stare angrily, and they didn't dare to speak, for fear that as soon as they opened their mouths, they would vent the breath in their mouths, making it even more difficult to lift the tombstone.
I deeply sympathize with the high-ranking guys, carrying such a heavy tombstone, how can I have the extra strength to scold people, I can only stare at the two of them with my eyes.
We stumbled up some distance, rested for a while, smoked a cigarette and continued to lift, and it took a lot of effort to finally carry the Linglong Blood Monument to the entrance of Li Village.
I turned my head to look at the tall guys, pointed to the pond not far away, and said, "We are about to get to that pond, so let's rest and carry it over the pond in one breath." They nodded, lowered the tombstone slowly, sat down on the floor, pulled out their cigarettes and smoked.