Chapter 24: Blackened Zhou Jie
"Don't talk nonsense! Are you still medically fit? We don't have time to spend time with you here! ”
Zhou Jie tried hard to suppress her urge to go up and punch him a few times, and blurted out in an unkind tone.
"Ouch, are you in a hurry? Forget it, I'll just have a physical examination, but, little girl, when will that beauty come? What's her name? I remember yesterday I seemed to hear you call her something......"
The fat man stepped down from the Taishi chair with two funnel-shaped short legs, and a smiling smile was still on his face, and a series of questions made the fire in Zhou Jie's heart burn again.
"What's the business with you? We're here to give you a check-up! Don't talk nonsense! ”
Zhou Jie angrily killed the fat man again, but the fat man was not angry, smiled embarrassedly, and continued to ask questions pretending not to hear.
"She's so good-looking, that waist... That leg..."
The fat man looked like a pig brother, and his eyes were glowing red, recalling the appearance of the catkins.
"Shut up! Take your blood pressure first, stretch out your arms... Not this one! That one! ”
The fat man looked disgusted at Zhou Jie, looking forward to getting away from him as soon as possible after the physical examination.
"Does that beauty have a good relationship with you?"
He continued to ignore Zhou Jie's bad attitude, and still asked to himself.
"We're so good, record blood pressure: 200 Shu 120, I'm damned! What do you usually eat? Gao Cheng ...... like this"
Zhou Jie angrily pressed the air sac of the blood pressure meter a few times to relieve her anger, but she was surprised when she recorded the measured number! The fat man's blood pressure index is probably the highest blood pressure on the entire construction site......
"I didn't eat anything! Eat whatever you want, hehe..."
He looked indifferent, but at the end of his speech seemed to remember the oily pig's trotters on the dinner table...... I don't want to be okay, but when I think about it, the saliva in my mouth can't help but overflow.
"Cut, check your lung capacity, blow on this!"
Zhou Jie looked at the saliva that had flowed from the corner of his mouth with disgust, and thought, with such a high blood pressure, there is no way to live a long life, and his mood is no longer so depressed in an instant, and there is some schadenfreude. Zhou Jie handed him the blowing funnel and prepared to measure his lung capacity.
"Whew!"
He obediently took the blowing funnel in my hand, and indeed blew on the loophole, yes! Breath... A breath of air that takes less than two seconds! This thing is definitely kidding me!
“…… You did it on purpose! ”
Zhou Jie was speechless, and even the third child who was standing next to me and the little pepper who was playing was stunned.
"What's wrong with me?"
The person concerned looked at Zhou Jie with a harmless face, with an innocent expression as if Zhou Jie had really wronged him.
"You're going to blow it?"
Zhou Jie raised her eyebrows and looked at him with a threatening expression, not wanting to let go of any expression on the fat man's face.
"You didn't tell me to blow it a few times!"
The fat man casually threw the blowing hole in his hand, and trembled his cheeks and prepared to fight with Zhou Jie.
"You haven't had a medical exam before, huh? Do you even want me to teach you how to measure your lung capacity? ”
Zhou Jie roared impatiently, the third child next to her saw that the form was wrong, and if it continued to develop like this, she hurriedly pulled Zhou Jie, who was slapping the table and shouting, away.
"I'll test you, she's anxious."
The third child hurriedly played a round game, wanting to ease the atmosphere that was about to explode, but the fat man and Zhou Jie continued to talk without sparing anyone, completely ignoring the third child sitting in the middle. And Little Pepper was watching the play on the sidelines.
"I haven't done this since I was a kid."
The fat man slapped the table and got up, and the hundred catties of fat on his body also jumped up and down because of his action of getting up, Zhou Jie looked disgusted, and the fire in his heart was even stronger.
"Fart! The devil believes that you haven't been medically examined, unless you're not human......"
The more Zhou Jie spoke, the more inclined she was to scold the street, the third child's heart sank, and he hurriedly reached out to cover Zhou Jie's chattering mouth, and tried to look at her anxiously.
Zhou Jie understood, but in her heart she felt extremely aggrieved, and she couldn't get out of the fire, which is probably the most uncomfortable thing in the world......
"You two both pause for a while, I'll come, boss, you record."
The third child looked at the two people who had finally stopped, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't continue to develop......
"You take a deep breath, then hold it, and then you breathe into this blowing funnel until you feel like there's no air in your lungs and then you take it off, and you're done."
The third child patiently explained to the fat man in front of him, but he was thinking about what he had just said, he just said that he had never had a physical examination since he was a child, so if he wasn't talking nonsense, then he must have had a private doctor in his family, but although this idea is very valid, the problem is that the fat man's body shape doesn't look like he has a private doctor, unless the personal doctor in his family is a water army.
"Record your lung capacity 3600, do you have a private doctor at home?"
The third child tentatively asked, wondering if his conjecture was correct.
"Yes, my dad invited one before, but he didn't let me eat anything, and even let me eat vegetables! I'm not a rabbit, what kind of food do I eat! I found a charge of stealing and put him on the head and told him to get out! ”
The fat man's indifferent look was annoying, and the third child confirmed his guess, so he stopped chatting, and Zhou Jie and Xiao Pepper on the side also ignored the fat man's various questions surrounding the willow shadow.
"Height, weight, ......"
"When is that beauty coming?"
"Record height ......"
"She's not going to come, is she?"
Next ......
"Huhuhu......"
I trotted all the way, trying to reach the physical examination site as fast as possible and in the shortest time, and the voice in my head disappeared without a trace as before.
I don't know what happened to Zhou Jie, just Zhou Jie's temperament, just don't fight, I prayed secretly in my heart.
It's finally almost here, at this moment my feet are already running a little soft, looking from a distance, four figures are standing on the empty physical examination field, two standing and two sitting, the picture is very harmonious, I rubbed my eyes that were blown a little astringent by the wind in disbelief, hey? Is this really a medical check-up?
"It's coming, it's coming, my goddess is coming!"
As the willow shadow slowly approached, the fat man, who had finally kept quiet, immediately stood up excitedly the next second he saw the willow shadow. But the fat man's excitement made the other three people's bodies stiffen, and the willow shadow came......
"Uh...... Are you really doing a medical check-up? ”
Looking at the fat man who suddenly stood up, it really startled me, and I took a few steps back without leaving a trace, and spoke weakly.
"Beauty, you ......"
"Why are you here? Didn't you say let you stay? It's just an ordinary physical examination, what are you doing here? ”
Zhou Jie took the first step in front of me and looked at me with an angry expression, but her eyes were signaling for me to leave quickly. My heart warmed, they still wanted to protect me after all, I smiled at her, and my lips opened lightly in a volume that only two people could hear.
"I have a way to deal with him, this time I not only have to get out myself, but also help the workers here vent their bad anger, believe me!"
I looked seriously at the depths of Zhou Jie's eyes, I saw my own figure, and I also saw Zhou Jie's wavering, sure enough, she still hesitated to agree, she knew that I never said big things, but I also used my eyes to warn me not to make any mistakes, I smiled and nodded to her.
"That...... Fatty, no, sir, are you looking for me? ”
I walked past Zhou Jie's smiling face to meet the fat face. Taneyong, you bastard! MD Lady is going to sacrifice her hue, Assi......
"yes, I thought you weren't coming, and I was so disappointed."
The fat man pretended to be an idiot waiting for his daughter-in-law, and vomited...... I really couldn't stand it, but I still couldn't show it on my face, and I smiled at him despite the urge to retch.
Except for Zhou Jie, who was a little gloomy, the third child and Xiao Pepper both widened their eyes, saying that they couldn't understand my previous change was so different. Zhou Jie, who was in a low atmosphere, was in no mood to explain to them, so they could only stare at them in surprise and watch the changes.
"Ah...... Huh, huh? Well, I didn't want to come this time, but what about the doctor's parents, I just have a set of acupuncture methods for weight loss that can help you, I don't know if you are interested? ”
I tried to implement the plan for him from the breakthrough that I was looking for. But I underestimated this fat man, his eyes rolled flexibly, as if he sensed something, and smiled.
"I don't think I'm fat, hehe, do you like me to be thinner?"
He looked at me with disgusting eyes again, I was forced to change from active to passive by his few words, and my heart suddenly became a little more vigilant against him, this man is really hard to deal with, I rubbed my slightly sweaty palms, I don't know how to answer, he laughed when he saw my embarrassed appearance, the fat on my body trembled enough to make me vomit like last time, but I still held back the tumbling feeling in my stomach, I knew that I couldn't drop the chain at this time.
"Haha, little beauty, you look so good-looking, I want to see you crying and calling my name on the bed soon, hahaha."
I didn't expect him to be disrespectful, Zhou Jie went on the spot, very angry, and was ready to punch at the fat man who was smiling lewdly, the third and Xiao Pepper were even more stunned, and although I already knew that he would not be able to spit out ivory in his mouth, I couldn't help but tremble when I heard him really blurt out his heart, but I still subconsciously blocked Zhou Jie who came with a fist, Zhou Jie looked at me behind me in disbelief who was protecting the fat man, and angrily put down the fist raised in mid-air.