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Because the name of the address book is too obscene.

So you can't even get through on the phone?

What the hell is this?

Gu Qiqi simply felt that this stupid man's IQ was not online.

According to what he said, wouldn't Xiao Ning's name be very obscene in her mobile phone?

Thinking of this, Gu Qiqi suddenly felt empty.

Ahem, cough, cough.

It seems that this is really the case.

Because in Xiao Ning's mobile phone, her name seems to be - "Big Milk Qiqi"!

The guy who loves to play pranks and often takes pleasure in making fun of her big buns.

This moniker is already the most subtle of them all.

Isn't it really because of obscenity?

Gu Qiqi, who was full of weakness, naturally didn't notice the curvature of the corners of Gong Jue's lips at the moment.

She only saw that the palace lord glanced at the kelp pork rib soup on the table, which was motionless and almost cool, and said inexplicably: "Do you know that wasting food in the barracks is a serious crime, and it is to punish cleaning the toilet, huh?!" In five minutes, give Lao Tzu a drink! ”

Cleaning the toilet?

Don't want it!

It's all men, toilets, and houses!

"Then I'm out of drink, can I go out and run errands?" Gu Qiqi asked rhetorically.

"Drink it first!"

Stupid women still have to inch in?

However, now that Gong Jue knows that she must be going out for the college entrance examination, he no longer restricts her.

Gu Qiqi muttered: "Then give you a face......

Drink the soup in one go.

The palace lord walked on his long legs with satisfaction, and his military boots knocked the ground vigorously.

"You are allowed to go out for 1 hour a day in the future. The premise is that it must be reported in advance! ”

Listening to the "military order" that the palace lord threw down before leaving, Gu Qiqi was a little surprised.

She seemed to scold him just now, this irascible man who doesn't lift his face, he is not angry, and he has no grudges?

Didn't even yell at her?

Isn't that abnormal?

Listening to the tone of his departure, there was still a little pleasure, and he even allowed her to go out for the first time, and didn't lock her up as a female prisoner?

It's a bit unbelievable that something good is coming.

The little dirty turtle, who had been silent and didn't dare to speak, secretly laughed twice, and opened his mouth in Gu Qiqi's mind: "Lord Yin, should it be ...... He's actually a shake~~M, right? was abused by you, and he was comfortable? ”

Gu Qiqi frowned: "What are you shaking?" ”

"Shake ...... M: Ahh It's a moe attribute with a strong masochistic tendency! ”

"Where did you learn this word?"

"On your phone, I learned online!" The little dirty turtle reported like a treasure, "If he is M, then you are S, S and M are just a match!" ”

"Nonsense!" Gu Qiqi blushed.

She doesn't want to play with a non-lifting man...... and M.

"Children are not allowed to learn from adults on the Internet in the future! The Internet is very chaotic and secretly violent, do you understand? ”

"But Lord Silver, people need to understand the world as soon as possible, so as to better help you collect color points and open new skills......"

Gu Qiqi: "......"

This reason for being diligent and studious, she couldn't refuse.

Stumble!

Forget it, don't talk about short and long with a turtle.

It was serious for her to call Xiao Ning first......

==

As soon as the palace lord left.

Immediately command the lieutenant who followed the side

"Go, find out which website is not long-sighted to publish fake news with unspoken rules, Lao Tzu wants them to close today! All unemployed! ”

"Give the old waste in the Department of Education again, make a phone call, and say Lao Tzu's order, so that he must get a new exam for Lao Tzu......"

Listening to the palace jue's explanation, the corners of Adjutant Lu's eyes kept twitching.

Those reporters who received money from people and made up nonsense were so pitifully unemployed......

And some people who hold the fate of college entrance examination candidates have become "old waste" like this......

Chief, do you dare to be more awesome?

Sure enough, in the next second, Gong Jue gave him an even more awesome shock.