All Chapters_Chapter 291 Lao Tzu wants to be the King of the Pirates

Back in the downstairs toilet, the black ball was already as alive as it had been at the beginning, and as soon as it saw us coming in, it immediately shouted excitedly, "Did you kill it?" Did you kill that!? ”

"Didn't kill ......," Li He smiled, "Look who this is?" ”

At this time, the enchanting immortal walked in with some fear. Heiqiuqiu was immediately angry when he saw it, and he scolded: "Li He, you brute, are you obsessed with this stinky girl?" Damn, how many times has Lao Tzu told you that women are men's playthings! Don't be fooled by women! ”

"Black Ball, if you swear male sovereignty again, I will kill you." Qingyang smiled.

"Lao Tzu is wrong!"

Li He pushed the black ball, and he smiled: "Look at your angry appearance, from today onwards, this woman belongs to you." ”

"Really?" Black Ball Ball was surprised.

"Yes."

After getting Li He's affirmation, the black ball jumped excitedly, like a ping pong ball, and it smiled cruelly: "This woman has a good figure, Lao Tzu likes it very much." Damn, I'm going to sleep in her big ...... tonight."

"Shut up!" Qingyang shouted.

Heiqiuqiu closed his mouth aggrievedly, and at this time, Li He squatted down and touched it, and said softly: "Let's go, we should go back." You've been out for so long this time, have you had enough? ”

Want...... Let's go?

The black ball turned to look at me, and I wanted it to stay, but it still quacked and laughed, "Boy, it was a lot of fun with you." When Lao Tzu is free, I will come to play with you again. ”

"Hmm...... Good ......"

I spoke softly, not daring to say much. Li He glanced at me, picked up the black ball and walked out, and I could only watch them leave blankly.

I sighed and shook my head vigorously.

Forget it, what do you think, other people's groups are so strong, how can they follow me.

When Sun Qing and the others came back to me, they saw that the black ball ball was gone, and Sun Qing was a little surprised: "Where is the black ball ball?" ”

"Go back......," I said lightly, "it's going back to the Onmyokan, after all, that's its home." ”

Jiang Wei couldn't help but say: "But master, I think you seem to like the appearance of the black ball very much, just let it go, is it really good?" ”

"What can I do? Go home. I smiled wryly.

They didn't say anything and took a taxi back with me. The driver at the airport was very dark, and he asked me for one hundred and five, if I usually had to bargain, but today I was not in the mood to talk much, so I sat directly in.

The driver still wanted to solicit passengers, but I was not in a good mood, and scolded angrily: "Pull your blood mother, drive well, don't say a hundred and five to charter your car, it's enough to charter your dog's life." ”

Originally, I thought he would quarrel with me, but I didn't expect him to coax, and I couldn't find the ignition point for a while, so I got home and threw one hundred and five, and then entered the door.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Zhang Hou playing with the little black girl. The little black chick rolled around on Zhang Houhou, and Zhang Hou giggled happily. Seeing me come back, Zhang Hou and the little black girl were stunned for a moment, and then asked where the black ball went.

I explained: "The black ball ball went to a far, far away place and will not come back. ”

Zhang Hou's eyes suddenly turned red: "Did you go to heaven?" ”

I shook my head and said, "No, guys like it went to hell." ”

"Black Ball is so pitiful...... "The little black girl couldn't help but say, "It's actually quite good, it gave me milk last time, and I'm hungry by myself." ”

I sat on the sofa, touched the little black girl, and whispered, "You are wrong, I am hungry for a ball." ”

Lin Wenwen brought out a plate of cakes from the kitchen at this time, and said gently: "It just so happens that I made a supper, you can eat a little too." Don't worry too much about it, there will be a lot of differences in life. ”

I hummed, and then sat down at the table and cut a piece of cake, and Zhang Hou and the little black girl also came over.

Lin Wenwen helped me squeeze some cream, I took a bite, drank another mouthful of blood, and said softly: "Help me prepare hot water, and a decent suit, I want to see Zhou Meiren tomorrow." ”

"Zhou Meiren...... The unparalleled beauty of Zhou in the world!? Lin Wenwen said in surprise.

I said yes, Lin Wenwen suddenly trembled and said, "How can you meet that kind of big person?" That's not good, I heard that Sect Master Zhou likes Chinese style, and he also wears robes and Tang costumes on weekdays, but he doesn't wear suits. It just so happens that I recently bought a tunic suit, so you'll wear that when the time comes, it's pretty good. ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

He ...... Probably not knowing about gold bars, right? I only redeemed half of the gold bars today. Lin Wenwen said scaredly.

I immediately laughed: "Your question is very interesting, is that Zhou Meiren, do you care about more than 20 million?" ”

Lin Wenwen said embarrassedly: "That's right, I'll go prepare the bath water now." ”

She hurried to the bedroom, and at this time Zhang Hou cut three pieces of cake, one for her, one for the little black girl, and one for the little black girl, and one on the table without moving. I asked curiously, "Did you cut a piece for your mother?" No, your mother usually doesn't eat supper, saying that you want to keep in shape, and when you grow up, baby, you will understand. ”

Zhang Hou shook his head and said, "This is for the black ball, I think it's good in heaven...... Daddy, did Blackball Ball die painfully? I used to have a puppy and it got sick and died, and my former dad said it was walking in pain. ”

I touched Zhang's face and said gently, "It's not painful at all, it's very peaceful when it dies." ”

"Hmmm......"

I sighed and continued to eat my cake. It would be nice if the black ball ball could be around, aside from its fighting ability, we have a lot of personalities that are very compatible, even if we have a dog with the same personality, we will feel very warm, really.

"Knock knock."

There was a knock on the door, and I stood up and walked to the door, not knowing who it was to disturb me so late.

After opening the door, a black shadow suddenly attacked me, and I subconsciously hugged it with my hand, and a soft touch came from my hand. I looked at the thing in my arms in surprise and said in disbelief, "Black ball ball? ”

It's the black ball in my arms! But isn't it back to the Yinyang Pavilion? How did it come back again.

Black Ball Ball quacked and said: "Lao Tzu said that he wanted to become the king of the pirates, so they let Lao Tzu come over, and in the next time, Lao Tzu will live with you." Get ready to eat and drink, and serve Lao Tzu well! ”

I was immediately ecstatic, walked into the room with Heiqiuqiu, and said in surprise: "Heiqiuqiu, are you going to mess with me?" ”

"With your uncle, it's you who want to mess ...... with Lao Tzu" Heiqiuqiu scolded, it saw the cake on the table, and hurriedly said, "That little girl, hurry up and cut a piece for Lao Tzu, it's very fragrant, do you make cream?" ”

Lin Wenwen said with a smile: "Of course there is a do, I'll bring it to you." ”

"Why do you want to ......bring it to Lao Tzu," Heiqiuqiu said angrily, "You should have prepared everything at the beginning, and now the girls are so procrastinating on how to do something." If this had been placed in the past, the men would have been slapped in the face a long time ago. Li Dong, you should teach your wife a good lesson, do you see the clothes she is wearing? ”

Lin Wenwen was wearing a pink nightdress, she looked at her clothes and wondered, "What's wrong?" I had a very good dress, I liked it so much, so I bought it. ”

"Women shouldn't wear clothes at home, stupid, they should please men, you know? When I see you, I want to vomit. The black ball said with hatred.

Lin Wenwen walked up to me with a smile, she hugged Heiqiuqiu, and then smiled even more cheerfully: "Baby, I miss Heiqiuqiu so much, I have something to say to it now, you wait a minute." ”

After speaking, Lin Wenwen walked to the room with the black ball ball, and the black ball ball said in a trembling voice: "What? Do you have a crush on Lao Tzu and want to confess to Lao Tzu? Tut-tut, this is not good, as the saying goes, a friend's wife cannot be bullied, even if you are infatuated with Lao Tzu again......"

At this time, Lin Wenwen had already walked into the room with the black ball in his arms, and then closed the door, and the moment the door was closed, there was a scream like a ghost crying wolf......

"Ahhh Lao Tzu is wrong! Lao Tzu will never dare again! Let go, let go of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has already apologized to you, spare Lao Tzu, stinky! ”