128. Contraception
"Don't be nervous, isn't there still me? If it weren't for the sponsor's request to find a doctor to talk about, I would have gone on my own, and I have quite a lot of research on this part......" Seeing that Su Yue was a little cowardly, Dora hurriedly patted him on the shoulder with relief.
Su Yue thought about it, even if he really couldn't speak well, he would lose Dora's face, and he would just finish reading it to the PPT if it was a big deal.
Dora took Su Yue to the No. 1 conference room of the University of Michigan Literary Activity Center.
"Time is tight, I'll help you order a takeout first, and then invite you to a big meal after the matter is completed." Dora said, helping Su Yue and herself order takeout.
The lecture was scheduled at eight o'clock in the evening, and now it is only half past five, Su Yue copied the documents from the USB flash drive to the computer, and then roughly browsed the ppt, and sat down to eat when he knew it.
"This one has a gherkin, give it to you ....." Dora blinked her eyes and pushed a bento in front of Su Yue.
Su Yue shook his head helplessly, he only served takeaway for her, and even talked about the gherkins, he used to like to eat cucumbers, but since he met Dora, he felt the need to quit this.
"I don't eat cucumbers!" Su Yue endured the pain and pushed the lunch box over.
"Don't admit it, I know you're a little ......," Dora smiled darkly.
"That's not what I meant......."
"Then you still say you don't eat gherkins......
"Then I can't eat it?"
"That's it, it's a little shou, and you want to hide it in front of me, don't you know I'm a fiery eye......"
Dora looked proud, and Su Yue really just wanted to be quiet.
At half past seven, men and women walked in the conference room one after another, and in a short time half of the conference room was filled.
This has not yet started, and so many people have been organized, which shows that Dora's organizational skills are still good.
"Dora Dora ....." Seeing that the lecture was about to start, Dora was about to go on stage as the host, when she suddenly heard a shout behind her, and turned around to see that it was Lin Qianqian.
"Qianqian, why are you here?" Dora was surprised to see Qianqian.
"The event you organized, and it was Su Yue's lecture, I will definitely come to cheer......" Qianqian said with righteousness.
"But Sister Yahan said that she was not allowed to bring you here, saying that you are still young and afraid that I will take you badly......" Dora smiled evilly.
"Oh, Dora, how can you listen to Sister Yahan's words, my mother said it, she is twenty-four or five years old, and if she doesn't find a boyfriend, I'm afraid that no one will want it......" Speaking of this, Qianqian realized that Su Yue was here, and it didn't seem to be suitable to talk about this, so she hurriedly stopped her mouth and pretended to look at Su Yue seriously: "What I said just now, don't tell Sister Yahan!" ”
Su Yue smiled bitterly and shrugged his shoulders, making a look that he didn't want to meddle at all.
"If he dares to tell Sister Yahan, I'll click it......" Dora smiled and made a gesture of cutting things.
Su Yue suddenly felt a chill in his back, it seemed that he would have moved out earlier, otherwise he would be in trouble if he was abolished without knowing it.
"Okay, okay, it's time, you find a place to sit down, I should go up......" Dora glanced at her watch, time was running out, and quickly said.
Qianqian nodded, walked to the front row and sat down. Then he stretched out his fist at Su Yue, "Come on, fighting!" ”
Don't look at Dora when she talks to them, she still has a lot of aura when she gets on the podium, and a few short words mobilize the atmosphere of the entire venue.
"Next, we invite Dr. Su Yue from the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology of Renai Hospital to tell us about contraception......
The students applauded warmly, the female classmates were full of crimson, and their faces were shy like peach blossoms, and the male classmates were full of smiles like lifting the ban on their faces, this smile, Su Yue was very familiar with, just like the look of anticipation and thirst for knowledge when he took physiology and hygiene classes in junior high school, but the junior high school physiology and hygiene class either took a self-study class or read books by himself, and now that he is in college, he can finally learn some scientific knowledge with confidence.
Su Yue took a deep breath and slowly walked onto the podium.
"Hello classmates, I'm Su Yue, about contraception, there is actually nothing to talk about, just a few ......" Su Yue felt a little embarrassed, especially when he saw those eyes eager for knowledge, Su Yue understood the meaning of those eyes too well, but science is science, nothing good.
Sure enough, Su Yue just said a few words, and there were bursts of disappointed exclamations from time to time: "It's really boring"
"That's it, I thought there were dry goods......
"That's it, Chairman Dora is quite reliable, why did you invite such a boring doctor over......."
The following discussion quickly reached Su Yue's ears.
Su Yue had expected this result a long time ago, but he didn't care, anyway, the purpose of his coming was to complete the task, and as for the effect of the lecture, let them go to Du Niang to find it.
However, Su Yue was still wrong, how could Dora, the president of our student union, allow a lecture organized by her to be reduced to a joke......
Just when Su Yue was about to finish talking about the PPT courseware, Dora went up.
"Students, the dry goods you want are ...... here," he said, picked up a leather bag, and poured it on the lectern with a bang.
Su Yue hurriedly looked over, and with just one glance, he almost fainted.
I saw that the small lectern was full of sets of different brands, and there were some different models of simulated genital models!
"Wow! That's dry goods! ”
"That's it, Duo Ye will have a surprise!"
"I know that everyone has a solid grasp of theoretical knowledge, what is lacking is practical experience, now, let our Dr. Su show you the correct way to use the set!" Before Dora could finish her sentence, she was drowned out by a flurry of whistles and applause!
"Su Yue, come on!" Taking advantage of the chaos below, Dora squeezed her eyes at Su Yue.
Su Yue looked at this large pile of tools, first a little dizzy, and then a strange feeling came to his heart, he swore at the incandescent lamp on the ceiling, it was not an evil thought, but a sad feeling of being tricked by Dora.
"Look, I've been picking these for a long time, this black, imported from Africa, and this pink, it is said to be the same style as so-and-so......" Seeing Dora's excited face, like a few treasures, Su Yue is really worried about what to do if Su Yue has the same style one day!
"Doctor Su, don't be shy, let me show you, we are learning with an attitude of scientific exploration, you must know everything, and teach people tirelessly......" Dora continued to dance her three-inch tongue.
"If Dr. Su doesn't dislike it, I'll act as your teaching assistant for the time being, and I'll show you how to choose the right size set, such as the pink one I have, what size do I need?" Dora held a pink mold in one hand and asked shamelessly.
Su Yue's palms were sweating, he knew that there was such a link at the scene, and he wouldn't come to kill him, but in this situation, he could only grit his teeth and hold on.
Su Yue tore open a Durex with a trembling hand, and was extremely embarrassed to prepare to put the mold on Dora's hand.
Helplessly, Su Yue was so nervous that his hand slipped and fell directly to the ground.
Su Yue was embarrassed.
Fortunately, Dora is more experienced, and hurriedly smiled at everyone: "Dr. Su is definitely still a virgin, so we all have to forgive him......."
After Dora said this, there was another burst of laughter, and some of the boys even began to knock on the table.
The scene became chaotic for a moment.
Su Yue hurriedly lowered his head and picked up the condom, and glanced at Dora: "Why do you say that about me?" ”
Dora, however, looked smug and whispered, "Is it wrong?" You're not there anymore? ”
Su Yue was embarrassed again, he should have known a long time ago that he shouldn't have argued with Dora.
"Aren't you?" Su Yue was in a hurry and shot back in a low voice.
"Of course not!" Dora smirked.
Just when Su Yue secretly marveled that these girls were becoming more and more daring to speak, Dora came over: "Of course I'm not a virgin, I'm a virgin, a woman!" With that, Dora laughed.
Su Yue was completely speechless, and hurriedly picked up the sleeve and put it on the tool in Dora's hand.
This time it went relatively well, and it was put on all of a sudden.
"Wow! It seems that we are wrong to blame Dr. Su, he is still quite experienced in actual combat! Dora teased again.
Su Yue touched the back of his head: "I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen a pig run......
There was another burst of laughter below.
Su Yue felt that he was about to be unable to support it, and if he continued like this, he was really afraid that he would not be able to bear the harm caused by Dora's words and would bite his tongue and commit suicide.
"Okay, okay, the theoretical knowledge has been learned, the on-site operation has also been observed, and then everyone can practice by themselves......" Dora finished speaking, dividing the pile of tools on the podium.
A group of knowledge-thirsty boys suddenly became active, and each model had to be rehearsed, and while rehearsing, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: Damn, this model must have been designed by a woman, and it is clearly unconventional.
Seeing that everyone was in full swing in the drill, Su Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good, although the theoretical knowledge is a little dry, but the advantage is that the operation is more proficient, and at first glance he is an old driver." Below, Dora gave Su Yue a thumbs up.
Su Yue didn't dare to respond, there would always be some extraordinary philosophies behind Dora's seemingly praising words, so not opening her mouth was the best counterattack.
"However, seeing that you are a little nervous, there must not be many opportunities to operate, and you will have a good talk with your boyfriend in the future, it is not good for your body to hold back your words......" Dora smiled evilly again.
Seeing this, Qianqian also coaxed: "Dora, where did you see it?" No wonder Su Yue was in a hurry to move away, it turned out to be because of this......" Qianqian looked suddenly enlightened.
Can Su Yue say that he wants to die?
Su Yue had no choice but to pretend to be dead! Su Yue felt that Dora was his nemesis, and as long as he met her, he would definitely only be embarrassed.
Just when Su Yue was thinking about whether to find an excuse to slip away, he suddenly saw a familiar figure walk in from the back door of the conference room.
The girl, who was wearing a blue and white porcelain dress, looked heavy-faced, and entered the conference room, as if afraid that others would see her, found a corner spot, and then sat down.
This girl is the girl who came to the hospital today to consult artificial egg retrieval.