"I'm not dead, you think I'm going to believe your nonsense, tell me, I've seen a lot of liars, I've encountered Qin Shi Huang a few times, your routine is not new." Looking at Zhou Kai, the man spoke, with a look of disdain.

The woman also reacted and hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, you see that we are not good, where is it dead, don't scare us." ”

Zhou Kai grinned: "If you don't see the coffin, you won't cry, okay, believe it or not, I'm too lazy to explain, now, I'll control the scene, and you listen to my arrangement." ”

"Why should I listen to you?" The man retorted.

Zhou Kai picked up the divine knife and asked with a smile: "What do you say?" ”

Man: "......"

"What about you, are you okay?" Zhou Kai looked at the woman.

The woman hurriedly shook her head, and then subconsciously moved closer to the man.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Kai smiled and continued: "Now let's play a game and find fault with each other. The rules of the game, if you find a fault, you can slap the opponent, and then the opponent will find a fault, pick out a counterattack and slap, remember a fault and a slap, and so on, there is no upper limit. Let's go. ”

Zhou Kai opened his mouth quietly, looked at the two of them after speaking, and watched with a smile.

The man and woman were a little dumbfounded, and the man said timidly: "Can this not be beaten?" ”

Zhou Kai said: "The rules outside the game, whoever can't find fault with it, I'll cut it, don't you don't believe that you are dead?" Then I'll cut you a few times, and then you should die. ”

Men and women are dumbfounded, this is a pervert, this is to play them to death.

"Let's start, ladies first, think about it in ten seconds, and cut it first when it's outdated." Zhou Kai raised his divine sword and smiled evilly.

The woman shuddered, looked at the man, hesitated for a moment, and said, "He has many problems, and the most unbearable thing is not to take a bath." ”

"Shit, didn't you marry me because you loved me in the first place? Why do you dislike it now? The man subconsciously retorted.

"That's because you used to be young, and now you're old, you stink, and you use your home as a pigsty?"

"Heh, now it's a pigsty? You don't look at you, there is a fox smell on your body, I don't want to leave a little smell to mix it, Lao Tzu can't stand you for a long time, and now I'm embarrassed to say that I don't take a bath, what about my face? ”

"You bastard, you hate me now that I stink? At the beginning, I said that I was going to have surgery to cut it, but you didn't like to spend money and didn't let me get it, so what qualifications do you have to say about me now? ”

"Then you should go, in this family, when will I have the right to speak, won't Lao Tzu listen to you? You can decide anything, whatever I say? ”

"Jiang Fan, are you talking about human words? Over the years, except for the small things at home, I haven't asked you anything on major matters, and I haven't sought your opinion. "The woman is angry.

The man sneered: "Over the years, there have been several major events in the family, buy an electric car, ask me if I want, I said yes, it's no longer my business, and as a result, let me ride a little pink electric donkey every day, have you considered me?" ”

"And ...... that"

One head went down, men and women instantly fell into obsession, crazy and frantically scolded each other, even Zhou Kai didn't care, you said a word to me, and fell into continuous quarrels.

These two are also magical, they remember the events of decades ago clearly, and they are interlocking, and every quarrel can find a counterattack and be pulled to another thing.

At this pace, this quarrel will not be repeated for ten days and ten nights.

Seeing that men and women were arguing, Zhou Kai smiled.

Everything has a reason, and there are other unspoken ideas behind it.

These two people obviously love each other, but the quarrel twists them around and makes them quarrel endlessly, and as a result, the quarrel gets bigger and bigger, and the feelings are hidden deeper.

It's a strange circle.

Only by breaking the cycle can they see their true selves, otherwise they will sink.

Seeing that the quarrel is getting louder and louder, the content of the quarrel is getting more and more. Zhou Kai waved his hand.

With a buzz, the sword fell to the ground, and the house trembled.

Only then did the men and women get out of the quarrel mode and look at Zhou Kai blankly.

"I remember saying, find fault with the game, pick out the one who wants to be slapped in the face, you only quarrel and don't fight, don't you put me in your eyes?" Zhou Kai opened his mouth faintly, and his eyes became fierce and terrifying.

The man and woman were stunned for a moment, then looked at each other, but no one moved.

Zhou Kai smiled: "Very good, if you don't fight, then I'll cut it." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Kai swung his knife directly and slashed at the woman's head.

The woman curled up in horror and closed her eyes.

But after waiting for a while, I didn't feel any pain.

When she looked up, the woman was stunned.

The man got in front of it, almost slashing with a knife.

"Old Jiang, you ......" the woman's tone trembled.

The man glared at Zhou Kai and said with an ugly face: "Lao Tzu's woman, she can only be beaten by Lao Tzu, and others are not allowed to move." ”

Zhou Kai smiled: "I like a kind of man, then I really cut it." Saying that, Zhou Kai waved the magic knife and slashed down.

"Nope." The woman suddenly reversed, blocked the man behind her, and burst into tears: "The old lady's man, the old lady is not allowed to be bullied by others." ”

"Shengsheng." The man's face was agitated, and his eyes were a little red.

"I'm sorry, it's me who has been willful all these years, in fact, I wanted to reconcile with you a long time ago and let you be the master of the house, but the quarrels again and again made me lose my mind and become extreme, I'm sorry Lao Jiang, it's my fault." The woman cried and apologized.

Tears in the man's eyes: "It's not your fault, I'm also at fault, it's me who is too stubborn, I will definitely change it in the future and stop quarreling with you." ”

"Old ginger."

"Shengsheng."

In a few words, the atmosphere instantly became different.

At this time, the light group flew out of Zhou Kai's arms and flew around the men and women.

The men and women looked at the light group, their faces became calm, and then they smiled in unison, held each other's hands, looked at Zhou Kai, bowed and thanked them, and then the figures faded and disappeared.

The light cluster flew into Zhou Kai's hand, jumping, and looked very happy.

Zhou Kai smiled and said, "Little guy, are you a man or a woman?" Is it a person, or something else? ”

The ball of light just jumped, without words.

Zhou Kai continued: "And your way of existence is a bit wrong, you are forcing Lao Tzu to find those strange troubles, and I feel that you are also the rhythm of the robbery." ”

The light cluster was still bouncing and bundling, exuding happy emotions.

Zhou Kai smiled, grabbed the light group and kneaded it, until the light group exuded dissatisfaction, broke free of Zhou Kai's hand, and got into his clothes.

Zhou Kai looked out the window.

At this time, it was already night, and the lights were bright outside, and the faint voices of people were boiling, and it didn't seem to be ordinary lively.

When Zhou Kai walked to the window, he saw the street not far away, with people coming and going, and traffic was endless.

As far as the eye can see, it is peaceful, without the slightest abnormality.

The light group poked out a little from the neckline, and it seemed that it was also peeping, and then the light group rubbed Zhou Kai's neck, as if asking what to do?

Zhou Kai smiled: "What a weird ability, and there are real living people here, so I really can't do it, or you go down to explore the way first?" Touching the doorway? ”

Light Cluster: >_<