Chapter Thirty-Eight: Is It Cold to Buy?
Seeing that the little black dog no longer stepped forward, Mo Feng smiled: "It seems to be able to understand what you are saying!" ”
The fat man said, "No way, how can a dog understand people." ”
And at this moment, the little black dog's eyes were still staring at the fat man and Mo Feng, and he slowly opened his mouth again, revealing a mouthful of fangs, and roared fiercely.
"Ouch? It seems to be fierce! The fat man laughed too.
It's just that what they don't know is that the little black dog is thinking in his heart at the moment:
"What's the situation? Not afraid of me? I'm a well-known three-headed dog of hell, and these people are not afraid of me, which is not scientific! ”
So it roared a little more, and opened its mouth very fiercely.
"The little thing is quite fierce, see if I don't chop you up!" As he spoke, the fat man stepped forward and grabbed the little black dog.
The little black dog was stunned for a moment, in its opinion, why is this person so big?
At this time, it suddenly realized that it seemed that it was not the person who had become bigger, but that it had become smaller, and at the same time found that it still had two heads missing.
It panicked suddenly, but no matter how it struggled, it couldn't escape the fat man's hands.
"Take it back to the dormitory, and if you don't obey, stew it and eat dog meat!" Mo Feng said with a smile.
In fact, it was impossible to stew, it was just a joke between the two, but it scared the three-headed dog of hell to the forehead, but the little black dog.
I saw it struggling, and I thought to myself, "Human beings are so cruel? Am I being eaten before I have eaten anyone? No, the yang world is too cruel, I want to go back to the underworld~"
However, it was useless, and the fat man grabbed it and took it to the dormitory.
Back in the dormitory, the fat man put the little black dog on the ground and began to tease him.
"Xiao Hei, be obedient in the future, or I'll stew you! Now bring me my slippers! "The fat man just talks casually.
The little black dog roared and twisted his head to the side.
"Hey, can I understand you?" Mo Feng was surprised.
The fat man smiled and said, "I think too much, how can it understand me." ”
Mo Feng nodded and said, "This puppy is very smart!" ”
"But no matter how smart a dog is, he can't understand words, and he can't speak, haha!" The fat man laughed.
Mo Feng nodded, and then took the basin to get water to wash his face.
In the dormitory, the fat man teased the dog alone and said, "Little Black, isn't it?" If you can talk, the pigs will fly, hehe~"
Hearing this, the little black dog looked at the fat man angrily with big eyes, and suddenly made a very strange voice and said:
"It's cold to buy it!"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and his eyes stared at the little black dog.
Then he hurriedly ran out of the bedroom, ran to the bathroom in a few steps, and said to Mo Feng, who was washing his face inside:
"Sleep... Damn, that dog really spoke! ”
Mo Feng glanced at the fat man helplessly and said, "What did you say?" ”
"It said, 'Buy it...... cold," said the fat man.
Mo Feng rolled his eyes and said, "You bring the basin and wash your face, there are so many ghosts tonight, you are too tired, understand?" ”
The fat man touched his face when he heard this, thinking that it might be possible.
So he went back to the dormitory, and at this moment the little black dog was walking to the door, just in the way of the fat man.
I saw it raise its head: "Get out of the way!" ”
"Haha, I'm so tired, hahaha!"
The fat man snorted and comforted himself: "I actually have a delusion!" ”
The little black dog glared at the fat man and said, "I said get out of the way, you have made me angry, do you know who I am?" I'm a three-headed dog of hell, believe it or not I ate you! ”
The fat man was stunned, his face changed in various ways, and his heart was extremely entangled.
He really couldn't figure out if he was hallucinating or if the dog was really talking to people!
Just as he was stunned, the little black dog jumped off his feet and ran out of the dormitory.
At this time, Mo Feng happened to come back again, the little black dog looked at Mo Feng, and Mo Feng also looked at the little black dog.
Suddenly, the little black dog said, "What are you looking at?" ”
After saying that, the little black dog turned around and ran outside the dormitory.
Mo Feng: "............"
"Did it just speak?" Mo Feng looked at the fat man with a confused face.
The fat man shook his head in confusion and said, "It seems to be, but ...... Could it be that you're hallucinating too? ”
"Hallucination...... I'm a zombie, what hallucinations can I have? Damn, what the hell can the dog talk these days? "Mo Feng's face is incredible!
The fat man touched his face: "No~ It's not an illusion?" ”
"I've seen it all, and I'm hallucinating, hurry up and chase it, this dog is definitely not ordinary!" Mo Feng said, and took the lead in chasing out.
The fat man also hurriedly followed, and the two went out to look for a while, but they couldn't find it.
"What did it tell you?" Mo Feng asked as he walked around the school.
The fat man said, "It says: buy it or not!" ”
"No, is there anything else?" Mo Feng asked.
"And ...... Say it's a three-headed dog of hell, it's going to eat me~" The fat man said.
"Three-headed Hellhound? This thing eats people? But it's so small, and it only has one head. Mo Feng was puzzled.
The two searched for a while, and finally found a puppy running desperately on the playground.
And then there is no use for eggs, because they are too small and the speed is very slow.
So Mo Feng hurriedly went up and grabbed it, and then the two looked at it in various ways. Then Mo Feng said to the little black dog:
"Can you speak? What exactly are you? Dog demon? ”
"You're a dog demon, I'm a three-headed dog of hell, you quickly let go of me!" The little black dog said angrily.
"Can you really talk? But do you look like the three-headed dog of hell? What about your other two dog heads? The fat man asked.
The little black dog said angrily: "You want to take care of it? When I regain my strength, the three heads will scare you to death! ”
"It doesn't matter if you are a three-headed dog of hell or not, anyway, the two of us will raise you in the future, and you are not allowed to run around, otherwise you will be discovered by others, beware of dissecting you!" Mo Feng said.
Immediately took the little black dog back to the bedroom, and the fat man asked Mo Feng:
"Brother Feng, if it's really a three-headed dog of hell, let's really keep it as a pet?"
Mo Feng said: "Then what else? This thing came out of the door that leads to the underworld, read. We have a bit of a responsibility. ”
The fat man nodded and said, "Then keep it for the time being." ”
"Raise me?" The little black dog sneered:
"Can you afford it? Don't look at my noble identity, I'm a three-headed dog of hell, I used to eat evil ghosts, and I came to the yang world to eat and eat people, do you have the ability to let me eat someone? ”
Mo Feng didn't bird it, took out a sausage from the snack on the fat man's table and opened it.
"That's what you're going to feed me? Hehe, I said I'm going to eat people! The little black dog was dismissive.
"Cannibalism, believe it or not, the two of us ate your stewed dog meat?"
Mo Feng was not used to it, and directly stuffed the sausage into its mouth, and the little black dog looked struggling and disgusted.
The next moment!
Little Black Dog: "Huh? It smells so good! ”