Chapter 116: You're Thinking Too Much

After refining the five pots of beauty liquid, it was already more than ten o'clock in the morning.

loaded into the car and drove when Liu Haoran found out that he suddenly reacted that the big-breasted sister was gone, and suddenly a sense of loss arose. He didn't know what this kind of relationship between himself and the big-breasted sister should be.

Lover?

It doesn't seem to be a little bit worse.

Lover?

It doesn't seem to count.

Bubble friends?

uh······ But it doesn't seem to be like that.

Throw all these thoughts out, Liu Haoran no longer thinks about it.

Lu Shiyu drove, Chen Xiaohua sat in the back seat as usual, looking at the red knife left by the Flying Tiger, especially the golden silk thread was extremely sharp, and it was also very flexible, the fire kept burning and the knife was constantly chopping, I don't know what material it was made of.

Since the death of the Flying Tiger that night, Chen Xiaohua seems to have changed, but what kind of changes have occurred, Liu Haoran can't say, it's just a feeling.

"Xiaohua, you killed the Flying Tiger, are you the number one killer in the world now?" Liu Haoran asked curiously.

The scorpion said that the Flying Tiger was the number one killer in the world, and if he used the blood knife, Chen Xiaohua would not even have a chance to stick an invisibility talisman.

But that night, the Flying Tiger used only an ordinary machete. The scorpion also said that it was the knife that the Flying Tiger and Xia Qiang used when they first started to cut people.

"Brother Liu, someone like me will never be on the killer list, even if I kill the Flying Tiger, which is the number one on the killer list, it will still be just a third-rate killer."

Chen Xiaohua smiled bitterly, inexplicably thinking of the dead old man, who had heard some news over the years, saying that the dead old man was one of the most qualified people to win the first place on the killer list. But he knows that these remarks are like farts, and the dead old man who is afraid of death and doesn't even dare to sit on the plane will be qualified to win the first place on the killer list?

It is said that in order to compete for the first place in the world's killer list, only one of the five people in the world who was qualified to compete for the first place survived in the end, and now it seems that the last one to survive is the Flying Tiger. The blood knife in the rumors in the rivers and lakes has a fight with the little Li flying knife in Li Xunhuan's hand, of course, this is just a rumor, after all, Li Xunhuan is just a fictional character, but the blood knife is a real existence.

However, at least one thing, the Blood Knife and Xiao Li Flying Knife are the same - basically everyone who has seen its magic has lost the ability to describe it - dead!

Chen Xiaohua picked up the thought that he abandoned again-why did the Flying Tiger bent on death?

"Shouldn't it be that you killed the Flying Tiger, you are the first person?" Liu Haoran turned his head suspiciously, because the scorpion told him like this, and said that from now on, Chen Xiaohua will become a legend on the rivers and lakes.

Chen Xiaohua shook her head, carefully wrapped the golden silk thread around the bracer, inserted the blood knife, and touched the machete of the flying tiger on her waist, and felt an inexplicable sense of security: "Brother Liu, I'm afraid of death, so no matter how I line up, it won't come to my head." ”

Liu Haoran smiled dumbly: "This is a reason, I really can't figure out two things: how can a person who is so afraid of death become a killer, and how can a person like me come to this point." It's really laughable. ”

Lu Shiyu snorted while driving: "One can pretend to be more powerful than the other!" ”

Liu Haoran and Chen Xiaohua laughed at the same time.

After putting the beauty serum in Haoyu's company, the three of them finished their lunch and headed to the airport.

After getting on the plane, Liu Haoran found that Chen Xiaohua's face was pale, her hands were clutching the seat, and her eyes were round, which startled Liu Haoran.

I'll go, it turns out that Chen Xiaohua, the angry Buddha, also has the same fear of heights as himself, if this spreads, the rivers and lakes will not laugh to death?

"Xiaohua, let me tell you a way to relieve your fear of heights······" Liu Haoran leaned over and said in a low voice.

Chen Xiaohua shook her head firmly.

Liu Haoran was in awe: "Admire and admire, I didn't expect you to be such a decent gentleman." ”

Chen Xiaohua gritted her teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth: "I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of the plane exploding!" ”

Burst!

Liu Haoran almost laughed, and was torn by Lu Shiyu's two fingers on the side, and a little bit of flesh was twisted twice.

Liu Haoran gasped and quickly held back his laughter.

"Phew, lack of German goods!"

"If you cut off your children and grandchildren, your plane will explode, how can you meet such a person, it's really unlucky."

"Who can't hope for something good?"

"Such a person still makes airplanes, and sooner or later he will be killed, phew!"

Your plane just exploded, I wish your whole family an explosion!

Several people in the front and back rows were suddenly unhappy and cursed one after another.

Liu Haoran and Lu Shiyu couldn't cry or laugh, it was the most taboo to say this on a plane, Chen Xiaohua was angry.

"It doesn't matter, right?" Liu Haoran looked at the time, and the plane was about to take off.

Chen Xiaohua gritted her teeth and shook her head, her nervous face was covered with cold sweat.

With a jolt, the plane took off.

"Don't sit if you're afraid, pretend to be something!" A middle-aged man in the back row muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Phew, I haven't seen the world's hillbilly buns." Another young female passenger next to the person scolded in a low voice, although the voice was extremely low, but it was still heard by Liu Haoran and the others.

"Who are you talking about?!" Without waiting for Liu Haoran to speak, Lu Shiyu was the first to attack, "Don't think that if you wear a famous brand, others won't recognize you as a chicken, isn't it just a high-end chicken, and it's not for sale?!" It's like 2580,000, I'm afraid that others won't know! ”

Listen, this mouth is poisonous!

Only the witch Lu Shiyu would scold regardless of her identity, which reminded Liu Haoran of the scene of those elderly women in the village scolding the street.

All of a sudden, the attention of all the passengers on the plane was drawn to this side.

The young female passenger was immediately furious, stood up, and pointed at Lu Shiyu who was just about to scold, but was slapped by Lu Shiyu's quick hand: "Shameless shit, if you dare to talk more, grandma will pull out your tongue!" ”

This is Lu Shiyu, she never thinks about whether she will lose her identity when she does things - she dares to scold the street without fear of falling prices, dare to help the old man who falls without fear of blackmail, dare to give the beggar an umbrella in the rainstorm, dare to push him when she meets someone she likes, and dare to beat people······ There are so many things she dares to do.

Everyone was stunned.

This beauty is so biao, she even fights without saying a word, this is the rhythm of the beauty war.

The little fat man who was busy typing in the corner of the cabin hurriedly raised his head to watch the battle, wanting to record every look and every movement of Lu Shiyu so that he could write it into his "Xuanmen Peak Little Farmer", which is a good opportunity for close observation.

"You, you dare to hit me?" The young girl who was dressed very charmingly was stunned, her sunglasses were knocked off, she turned to look at the middle-aged man, and cried, "Dad, she hit me." ”

Liu Haoran, who was standing next to Lu Shiyu, was stunned.

Isn't this his high school classmate Han Xiaojing?

Father?

Hey? Isn't Han Xiaojing's father a tall, thin and elegant uncle who wears glasses? How did you become this loved, fat and obscene middle-aged man?

I'll go, there's an insider.

(End of chapter)