Chapter Forty-Seven: A Urine Settles the World
What's even more terrifying is that these shadows are very sticky, once wrapped around people's legs, no matter how you shake them, don't want to shake them off, as if a layer of black rubber bands are put on your feet, and gradually my legs are getting heavier and heavier, except for the upper body can move, and the two legs seem to be poured with cement.
"Hurry up and figure it out!" Kenjiro Fujino had already given up the pistol, and instead pulled out a dagger, and kept stabbing around in the snow, but more and more black shadows gathered over. The silhouette of this humanoid form is very strange, it is said to be a shadow, but they have a substance, and they can stick to a human leg like a film, I looked very anxious, and I felt a military thorn from my bosom, and slashed it at my calf.
The black shadow's body was very thin, and it could even be said that it was not as thick as a piece of A4 paper, and I pulled the knife down, and immediately punctured the layer of "black mucosa" that was clinging to my calf, and at the same time cut a scar on my calf, and the red blood flowed along the calf to the snow, and the sharp pain came, which also made the anger in my heart become more and more difficult to suppress.
Suddenly, a light flashed in my mind, regardless of whether these shadows were rumored mountain ghosts or not, there were many earthworks that could restrain ghosts, such as children's urine! If this thing is really the legendary mountain ghost, it should be afraid of my boy pee, right?
I'm a little sad when it comes to this, I'm in my twenties, and I'm still a virgin, and I don't care if this method has any effect, so I hurriedly unzipped my pants, and a bubble of steaming yellow urine column was vented on these black shadows.
Not to mention that this method really worked, the black shadows that had gathered immediately turned around and crawled away after sensing my fishy aura.
The black shadow that crawled away began to "sizzle" black smoke all over my body, as if my urine was a strong acid, which corroded many mountain ghosts who had not yet had time to escape.
It worked!
I sprinkled a soak of urine in a row, drove away all the black shadows around me and Kenjiro Fujino, and pulled the zipper hard, saying that Malegobi, you have to force Lao Tzu to use a trick before you can go, right?
Kenjiro Fujino looked ignorant, and said Sima Sang, why are these mountain ghosts afraid of urine? I'm really embarrassed to tell him that I'm still a virgin, so I nodded pretending to be right, and I just remembered that ghosts are afraid of filth, like black dog blood, women's underwear or something, they don't dare to approach.
Kenjiro Fujino seems to understand whether he understands or not, and seeing that the black shadow that I drove away is driving again, he hurriedly said You pee quickly, continue to pee, as soon as your urine stops, they will come over immediately.
I said I'm not a plumber, how can I carry this faucet with me, and if you want to put water in it, you can be waterproof, don't you have it yourself, hurry up and use yours. Kenjiro Fujino said I had urinated just now, and now I can't hold it back.
My face was blue, my mouth twitched, and I said, "Then what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and run!"
After saying that, I hurried towards the woods, the wound on my foot was hot and painful, and there was a burning sensation, and I did not run too fast, and limped forward. Kenjiro Fujino quickly caught up with me and said Sima San, aren't these ghosts?
I said that you are a Japanese really special mother, when is this special mother, is it meaningful for you to discuss this issue with me? Are you a ghost catcher? Kenjiro Fujino shook his head and said no, I was thinking, if they were ghosts, they would definitely be afraid of gods and Buddhas, and I had a necklace around my neck, which my mother went to the temple of Amaterasu to beg for, and I don't know if it will work.
Of course, the Japanese also have their own gods, but I don't know if the Japanese gods come to China to be useful, I will also have the mentality of rushing to the doctor, saying that no matter what, try it first, maybe it will really work!
Hearing my words, Kenjiro Fujino immediately put his hand to his neck, pulled the necklace out with all his might, and threw it behind him when he looked up.
Then we unconsciously slowed down, looked back at the necklace on the ground, and within three seconds, a large number of ghost shadows rushed towards us, first touching the necklace on the ground, many black shadows stopped crawling, lying there like dogs, as if they were looking at the necklace.
My heart beats louder than a drum, and I hope that Kenjiro Fujino's necklace can play a role, if I can really avoid ghosts, this trip home Lao Tzu also has to go to Sanqingguan, please put a few yellow talismans on your body to suppress evil spirits, so that the tomb will be more or less guaranteed in the future.
But the black shadows only paused in front of the necklace for two seconds, and then Hula crossed over from above, and instead of stopping, they moved faster.
I was so angry that I jumped to my feet and yelled, pointing to the necklace and yelling, saying that this special mother is Amaterasu, and she didn't go to work at all!
Kenjiro Fujino was also embarrassed, and explained to me seriously while running, saying that it was like this, their Japanese gods are more diligent on holidays, and they don't work on weekends, and they only work until six o'clock in the afternoon on Fridays! When I say Malegobi, isn't this the civil servant of our country?
The two of them ran quickly, and after all the effort, they finally got rid of the tracking of the black shadows behind them, and ran into a sheltered mountain pass, I leaned on the snow and took a deep breath, turned back to Kenjiro Fujino, who was also panting with his knees, and said, "What should I do next, you are the owner of this operation!" ”
Kenjiro Fujino gasped and said, "I think the most important thing now is to find my father and them first, these mountain ghosts can't kill everyone cleanly, I guess they should also be aware of the existence of mountain ghosts, so they hurriedly ran away." ”
Kenjiro Fujino's analysis is very reasonable, if you want to say how powerful, these "mountain ghosts" may not be able to compare to the black spotted snake we encountered in Lying Nest Ridge before, as long as you don't get touched by this thing, it shouldn't be too much of a problem, Ge Zhuang, the dead fat man, is clever, he must have found out that the situation was wrong early in the morning, so he ran away, this dead fat man is really not righteous enough, why don't you come to remind me when you know that there is danger?
This poor mountain and wilderness, now there are only two people left, Kenjiro Fujino and I, who ran too fast, and didn't bother to pick up the equipment back.
Fortunately, in addition to these Japanese, Ge Zhuang and I are not unprepared, the real big army is still behind, as long as I want, I will go back to Chen Yun now, and join the big army first, which will naturally ensure safety.
But the only trouble now is that I am still following the "oil bottle" of Kenjiro Fujino, once he knows that we still have a lot of people behind the team, he will definitely have insight into Chen Yun's plan in advance, thinking about it, I have a ruthless move in my heart, my eyes look around, and after confirming that there is no one, I secretly hide the dagger in my sleeve and slowly walk towards him.
I don't have a good impression of the people of the Fujino family, and this time I also entered the mountain with the intention of killing all these tomb robbers who coveted my Chinese cultural relics, anyway, sooner or later I will have to go through a righteous trial and sentence, why don't I kill him here first, and then return to find Chen Yun?