Chapter 5: Take off all your clothes
Soon arrived at the Huayuan community where Lu Shiyu lived, which was a medium-sized residential area, Liu Haoran was so envious in his heart that he couldn't wait to rob the bank and move in immediately.
Nima, the house price here is more than 7,000, how can a suite cost 780,000, mother, Lao Tzu can't afford to work all his life! Six or seven hundred thousand, how many packs of instant noodles and spicy noodles do you have to buy?
Liu Haoran twitched violently in his heart.
Hemp eggs! To make money, you must make a lot of money, buddies must also become local tyrants, buddies must live in a good house, and buddies must also buy a car!
Lu Shiyu's house is on the tenth floor, the decoration is very good, the lighting conditions are also good, and all aspects are in line with the residential feng shui mentioned in "Yin and Yang", which must have been seen by a master.
However, he, the thirty-ninth generation head of the Xuandao Sect, is here, and the feng shui bureau of those people will be eye-catching? No, you have to promote the reputation of Xuandaomen, and you have to carry forward Xuandaomen. Except for the Yin-Yang Technique of the Xuandao Gate, everything else is rubbish! Even if there is no fault, find out the fault with him!
The Buddha fights for a stick of incense, and people fight for a breath, we must promote the reputation of my Xuandaomen, and we must have the consciousness that everything except the Xuandaomen is garbage!
"Is it time to start?"
Seeing that Liu Haoran was there, Lu Shiyu was anxious. My lady came to you to treat me for breast cancer, but not for you to visit.
"What?" Liu Haoran asked without replying, planning to show off his feng shui skills in front of Lu Shiyu.
Lu Shiyu was stunned, what? You don't know what you're here for? Your uncle, you're playing with your mother, aren't you? But now is not the time to get angry, so I patiently said, "Give me a cure for breast cancer." ”
Liu Haoran was embarrassed for a while, patronizing the Feng Shui Bureau, and almost forgot about the business: "Ahem, what, you first prepare cinnabar, purple paper, wolf pen, willow wood, living well water, and goldfish bowl for me." ”
Lu Shiyu was stunned, breast cancer that can't be cured by world-class medical skills can be cured? Although she has big breasts, she also has brains, and she can't be fooled in a few words.
"These things are useful for treating breast cancer?" Lu Shiyu has a feeling that he has been deceived, those things are used to draw talismans, okay? But thinking of Liu Haoran seeing her breast cancer at a glance before, she decided to believe it again, let's be a dead horse doctor.
"It's useless, these things are used to draw talismans, you don't even know these common sense, right?" Liu Haoran squinted at Lu Shiyu, he was really big-chested and brainless.
Lu Shiyu is crazy, it's useless for you to say a hairy, my mother asked you to cure my breast cancer, not to let you draw talismans and chant spells!
Patience, patience, light rain, you have to be patient in order to treat breast cancer.
"Since it's useless, what do you want those things for?" Lu Shiyu wanted to beat people and strangle Liu Haoran.
"You don't understand, go get ready, and help me buy a pack of cigarettes by the way." Liu Haoran glanced at Lu Shiyu again, lay on the sofa and squinted his eyes and began to take a nap, planning to enjoy the peace at the moment, I am really sorry for myself if I don't enjoy such a comfortable environment.
Lu Shiyu had no choice but to buy these things again, and she locked Liu Haoran in the house for the sake of insurance. Liu Haoran didn't care about such careful thinking, but appreciated Lu Shiyu a little, and girls should have a sense of self-protection. Look at how well Lu Shiyu is doing, I thought I didn't know that she was carrying an electric shock baton.
After a short rest, Liu Haoran began to rearrange the Feng Shui Bureau.
"Bastards, stinky rascals, big bad ······"
Lu Shiyu, who went out, scolded Liu Haoran in a low voice, no one had ever been so arrogant to her when she was so big, and no one had ever ignored her. She is such a delicate big beauty, she is the center of other people's eyes wherever she goes, and only that bastard will look at her with squinted eyes. Although she is very disgusted with being noticed by others with that kind of gaze, she is also extremely vanity as a woman, and she does not want to be completely ignored by others. The so-called high coldness is actually disdain in my heart. She thought that all men in the world were the same, but she didn't expect Liu Haoran to be a wonder.
Although his eyes are also very lustful, his color is bright and bright, not as dirty as others.
The sun is very poisonous, Lu Shiyu ran to several places to buy the things Liu Haoran said, the more tired she thought about it, the more angry she became, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became. But thinking of the agreement with his father, he gritted his teeth and persevered.
When she got back to the house, her feet were very sore, and when she took off her shoes, she saw several blood blisters.
Two tears shattered on the ground unconsciously, and she endured the pain and walked in the door, only to be stunned by the scene in front of her!
It turned out that the feng shui pattern posed by the feng shui master Uncle Wang had been disrupted by Liu Haoran, and some things were thrown on the ground indiscriminately. Not only that, Liu Haoran also scolded while throwing: "Bullshit doesn't work, bullshit doesn't work." The level of a half-hung person dares to set up a feng shui bureau, which is simply an insult to this science! ”
"What are you doing?" Lu Shiyu was in a hurry, and all the grievances in her heart turned into anger, erupting like a volcano, "Can you move these things too?" Do you know who is in charge of this feng shui bureau? Do you know how much money was spent on this feng shui bureau? You ······ You're mad at me! ”
Liu Haoran, who was fiddling with the Feng Shui Bureau again, turned his head: "How much?" ”
Lu Shiyu said angrily: "Just putting this feng shui bureau is 500,000, and everything here is not less than 300,000, and it costs a total of three million!" And Uncle Wang is not something that anyone can invite! Do you know that if you move around, the feng shui bureau will be broken. ”
Liu Haoran snorted coldly: "Groove, can this tattered be regarded as a feng shui bureau?" Still worth so much money? Beauty, you've been fooled. This breakthrough is simply an insult to this industry, and today I will let you see what is the Feng Shui Bureau. Lao Tzu, as the thirty-ninth generation head of Xuandaomen, will let you see for free today what is the Feng Shui Bureau! ”
Hearing Liu Haoran's words, Lu Shiyu stayed where he was.
Scammed? This is Uncle Wang's pose.
But this guy saw through his illness at a glance, and he was much stronger than Uncle Wang, did he misunderstand him? He wanted to show favor to himself in this way!
Pursue me?
But what about yourself? scolded him indiscriminately and broke his heart. If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have known he had HER2-positive breast cancer.
Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, what the hell have you done? Everything he does is for you. He is so kind, but you have broken his heart three times and twice!
Lu Shiyu suddenly squatted on the ground and cried, except for her parents, no one had ever thought about her like this. There are many rich second generations who pursue her, but they all take a fancy to the forces behind her, and they don't really think about her at all. Liu Haoran was wholeheartedly good for her, but she hurt him again and again.
Although they have known each other for less than a week, this boy is very kind-hearted, and he did not refuse to save himself because of his previous rudeness, but hurt him again.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to." Lu Shiyu cried and said, "It's me who is wrong, you scold me, this can make you feel better." ”
Seeing Lu Shiyu's crying pear blossom with rain, Liu Haoran's heart softened.
"Don't cry, I shouldn't have touched your things. It's me who is wrong. ”
"Aren't you angry, then?" Lu Shiyu asked pitifully, her big eyes sparkling, like ripples in the autumn water.
Angry? I'm not angry, how can I be angry when I am accompanied by a beautiful woman? Although Liu Haoran didn't understand a little, he still nodded.
Lu Shiyu secretly rejoiced that her little plan succeeded, smart women will take advantage of their advantages, especially beautiful women, and they should learn how to use their weapons.
Lu Shiyu put on a cute and silly white sweet appearance again, as if nothing had happened just now.
"Then we're friends." Lu Shiyu stuck out her tongue, she was a goblin, and all the women in the peach blossom life were like this. She is a smart woman who sees business opportunities in Liu Haoran, otherwise she would not associate with someone of Liu Haoran's status.
Half an hour later, Liu Haoran rearranged the feng shui bureau, and he dared to say that no one could put this feng shui bureau apart from him now. Even if Taishang Laojun comes, he can't see any flaws!
"Whew." Liu Haoran exhaled, put the mini goldfish tank bought by Lu Shiyu at the door, and threw the two goldfish into it!
Perfect!!
Seeing that Liu Haoran had set up the feng shui bureau, Lu Shiyu took out his mobile phone and showed it to Liu Haoran.
On the phone is a series of numbers: 666666666666666......
"Is it time to start treatment?" Lu Shiyu is most concerned about her breast cancer.
Liu Haoran nodded, this woman is too fine, like a goblin: "Take off all your clothes." ”