That Chen Papi glanced at me, his expression changed, and he didn't speak, but the group of eight immortals behind him looked at me angrily one by one, if it wasn't for Chen Papi suppressing it, it is estimated that he would rush up and beat me hard.

This is not to blame them, crossing the line to do a funeral is like grabbing a job, it is strange that they are not angry, I took a step forward, arched my hand at them again, and said: "I, Chen Jiu, am not a person who eats alone, the most difficult thing to do is to move the corpse and cross the bridge." All that remains is to carry the coffin up the mountain, a total of sixteen Eight Immortals are needed, and I will give you half of the quota, and the salary is twice as high as usual, as a sign of my apology for crossing the line. ”

Once people get along for a long time, they will know each other a little, and as soon as my words fell, Lao Wang came over and said with an embarrassed face: "Nine people, this is not good!" Let's bring sixteen Eight Immortals ourselves, if we give them half of the quota for carrying the dragon coffin, we can't explain the remaining Eight Immortals! ”

I secretly gave Lao Wang a thumbs up, don't look at Lao Wang's age, he does have a set of sophistication in human feelings, as soon as he listens to my words, he knows that I am playing these eight immortals in my heart, as long as I invite these eight immortals, it can not only resolve the matter of crossing the line, but also solve the problem of missing eight immortals, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone.

Chen Papi was obviously stunned, he didn't expect me to be so easy to speak, he was silent for a while, and said: "Chen Jiu, I have heard that you have some fame and skills in Dongxing Town, but this Liuyang Town is Lao Tzu's territory, you went to Lao Tzu's land to handle the funeral, and now only half of the quota is allocated to us, even if this matter is brought to the court, it can't be justified." So be it! The work of carrying the coffin is handed over to us eight immortals, and in terms of salary, we are not greedy, just three times the usual amount. ”

As soon as I heard this, I knew that there was a drama in this matter, and I guess they were also afraid of the funeral of those who died in vain. After all, if they refused to accept the funeral beforehand, it can be seen that they are afraid in their hearts.

He came here to make trouble, definitely not to rob the funeral, but because we crossed the line and broke the rules, he had to come forward. If he doesn't come forward, there will be nothing to do with the funeral in Liuyang Town in the future.

Thinking of this, I sneered and said to Chen: "First of all, I want to tell you that my body injury was caused by crossing the Nai He Bridge, and I won't hide it from you, Liu Jianping is too angry." Secondly, we both belong to the Eight Immortals, don't talk about those gossip, at a fixed price, we will give you eleven places, and the salary is double the usual. If we bargain again, we will leave immediately, and it will have nothing to do with us in the future. When those eight immortals from other towns hear that your Liuyang Town is haunted, they will think that there is no capable person in Liuyang Town, and they can't even carry the coffin. ”

As soon as I said this, the face of the eight immortals on the other side changed dramatically, in our eight immortals, I am most afraid that others will say that they have carried the coffin and have an accident, sometimes the price is higher, the main family can still accept it, once the coffin has a problem, that is to smash the signboard, no matter how low the price is, no one dares to invite you, which master does not want his ancestors to go on the last journey, go safe and steady? Chen Papi They didn't dare to take this funeral, more or less for this reason.

"Chen Jiu, don't deceive people too much. Isn't it just two coffins, okay, let's send out eleven eight immortals today, and see what kind of moths this coffin can make. Chen Papi glared at me and said, "What zodiac is the opposite?" ”

"Chicken!" I replied lightly.

After he listened, he turned around and pointed eleven names behind him, I heard very clearly, the eleven names that Chen Papi pointed out, and he did not include himself, definitely not because he was a chicken, but afraid of this coffin, after all, I have already told him that my body injury was caused by the bridge, unless he is not afraid of death before he dares to lift, we all know that the coffin of the person who died in vain is not only not easy to carry, but also makes a lot of life, this Chen Paopi is the master who is afraid of death.

After the name call, Chen Papi looked at the group of eight immortals he brought, and said: "You eleven people, follow Chen Jiu to carry those two coffins up the mountain and bury them, don't let the eight immortals in other towns bully our eight immortals in Liuyang Town, originally I was going to carry these two coffins with you, but I am a chicken, and the zodiac is against each other, this time I will work hard for you, after carrying the coffin, I invite everyone to go to the town to have a good meal." ”

"Boss Chen, didn't you say that it belonged to a cow last time? Why is it a chicken now? A shorter Eight Immortals whispered.

Chen Papi glared at the Eight Immortals, and said angrily: "Dog, you're impatient, aren't you?" What zodiac sign is Lao Tzu, doesn't Lao Tzu know yet? Lao Tzu is a chicken, you TM don't pull the calf, otherwise you will cut you. ”

The eight immortals didn't dare to make a noise when they were scolded, but they still muttered in their mouths, "I'm afraid you'll be a pig again next time." ”

Seeing this, I was amused in my heart, this Chen Papi is a strong and dry goods, not as good as Liu Kai in our town, at least that Liu Kai still has some ability, this Chen Papi is arrogant in front of the living, in front of the dead in vain, well-behaved like a cat.

After a while, Chen Papi arranged for the eleven eight immortals to me, he led the eight immortals who were not named, and our group walked towards the mourning hall in a mighty way, on the way, Liu Ji was very puzzled, several times wanted to ask me what was going on, I didn't tell him, but Lao Wang whispered to him, "It takes sixteen eight immortals to carry the dragon coffin, and we only have five eight immortals." ”

After hearing this, he was stunned for a while, slapped me on the shoulder, and laughed: "Boy, I don't see it, I have a bit of intelligence!" ”

Made, he patted my whole shoulder as if it had been hit by an iron block, I turned my head, glared at him, and scolded: "Made, Lao Tzu is the injured person, you TM be careful." ”

Maybe it was because the anger accelerated the blood circulation, a lot of blood came out of my wound, and my body also felt abnormally weak, and the pace under my feet was a little soft, but fortunately, Guo Fatzi and Chen Tiannan supported me.

"Brother Jiu, don't go to the funeral!" Guo Fatzi whispered while holding me.

"Brother Jiu, the little fat man is right, you are injured, go to the funeral again, if you fall, the gain outweighs the loss." Chen Tiannan said on the side, "Leave the rest to Lao Wang and us!" You don't believe us, you have to believe Lao Wang, right? ”

I know they mean well, but I have a reason to go to this funeral. Because of this funeral, there is only a funeral, but I didn't find the cause of Cheng Xiaocheng's illness at all, so I could only press my hope for the final burial. According to my understanding, if the person in the car accident really wants to take revenge, it will definitely not only make trouble at the bridge, but also at the time of burial.