Chapter 878 - Ren Suo, who was stolen and captured
Coming out of the bathtub and carefully drying the water droplets on his body with a big towel, Lin Xianyu walked to the mirror, biting the hair ring and using a hair dryer to soften his hair.
She thought about it, and instead of tying a high ponytail, she tied a ponytail with her shoulders hanging down her shoulders, which is the kind of particularly dangerous hairstyle that often appears in anime for good wives and mothers - this is one of the few hairstyles that will not hinder her even if she lies down.
Lin Xianyu looked at the clothes in the change basket, and his face suddenly turned dark.
I didn't give any clothes, so I was only given a set of blood-dropping underwear!?
Alas, the shy little brother who treated my arm back then would blush is gone.
Lin Xianyu walked out of the bathroom angrily and said loudly: "Brother Ren, you are a pervert!" ”
In the bedroom, Ren Suo was lying on the lazy sofa playing console games, and said lightly: "What's wrong with a man's perversion?" ”
Lin Xianyu rolled around on the bed angrily, glanced at the screen, and asked, "Why did you suddenly play Super Mario?" ”
Ren Suo said: "Review, Xiaotian is almost the same age, it's time to take him to revisit the classic game I like." ”
Lin Xianyu tugged at the corners of his mouth: "You might as well count on Xiao Xingshi and Xiao Wufang, Xiao Xiyue and Xiao Heiyin, Xiao Tian...... Xiaotian is probably not interested in playing games. ”
Ren Suo was a little distressed: "But the father taking his son to relive the classic games of the old times is the plot link I have been looking forward to for a long time...... This is a plan that I prepared after Xiao Tian was born, and I have been accurate to what game he made up at what age, first a puzzle game, then a domestic classic emotional RPG, and then a ......"
Lin Xianyu said: "I think it's like your father sharing Teresa Teng's songs with you, the huge gap and aesthetic gap are destined to make it impossible for you to understand each other." But if it's Xiaotian, he may pity his father, who lives in the old era, and clear the game seriously, and even write a review after playing, so that his father can get the happiness of sharing. ”
Ren Suo: "...... Your complaining skills are no longer as good as Mu Gongzi. ”
Lin Xianyu: "I've always been very good at complaining, but I'm not as good at fighting as Sister Qiao, so I only dare to complain in my heart, but I don't dare to say it." ”
Ren Suo: "You're not afraid of being beaten by me?" ”
Lin Xianyu: "Then you hurry up, why do you think I'm telling you so much?" I've washed all the money and put on your favorite underwear, and you're still playing Super Mario? ”
Ren Suoma threw away the handle and climbed onto the bed, but Lin Xianyu pushed him away first and asked, "Are you sure it's okay tonight?" ”
Ren Sobi made an 'ok' gesture, "I'm fully prepared to make sure nothing goes wrong." ”
Lin Xianyu tilted his head to look at him: "Actually, you have five beautiful wives in your family, why did you come to me?" ”
Ren Suo spread his hands: "Haven't I been kicked out......"
Lin Xianyu sighed: "You only thought of me when you were kicked out?" ”
Speaking of the relationship between Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu, it is also quite wonderful. They don't actually have any intention of developing in this direction, but when they played a two-player team game a few years ago, they got a 140-point evaluation for the first time after clearing the level, and the two of them were so excited that they couldn't help themselves, and then they rolled into the same bed in a daze.
There is no wind and snow, no thrilling, and even no romantic tick, they are playing and blending together, and it is naturally like a concave sauce that fits the convex king.
And Lin Xianyu's demand is very small, not to mention Luna, Qiao Muyi, and Gu Yueyan, the three ruthless harvesters who make Ren Suo want to live and die, and even Ren Xingmei, who only likes sticky people, and Dong Chengling, who is quiet, are stronger than Lin Xianyu.
Unless Ren Suo takes the initiative to find her, Lin Xianyu will only find Ren Suo to negotiate a love game once in two or three months. Due to the low frequency, the underground relationship between the two has been maintained for two or three years, and it has not yet been discovered.
In fact, this has a lot to do with Ren Suo's family complexity, after all, even if a wife finds that Ren Suo suddenly disappeared, she will guess that Ren Suo went to deliver food to other wives, where would she think that the fat water would flow to outsiders?
"But, seriously, why did you take the initiative to come to me?" Lin Xianyu crossed his hands on his hips and asked seriously: "Although I am very beautiful, they are also very beautiful, and you can rotate every day, but you still come to me from time to time...... Could it be that house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers? ”
Ren Suo thought for a moment and said, "What do you say...... For me, there is no one more fragrant, and you all give me a unique feeling. ”
"Chengling is like a pool of spring water, which lingers into the bones and has an endless aftertaste; Yueyan is like strawberry-flavored ice cream, so sweet that it melts me too; My sister is like a cantaloupe in summer, refreshing and sweet; Mu Gongzi is the sea, sometimes turbulent, sometimes calm, sometimes whirlpool, sometimes tornado, and must not be angered; Luna, Luna is a little bit more powerful, and I basically turn into spring water, ice cream, cantaloupe, and sea to take care of her. ”
"And the envy fish, you are different from them, you are a cloud basking in the sun." Ren Suo paused, and added, "It's the same as me." “
Lin Xianyu: "You mean you're refreshed?" ”
Ren Suo: "Uh...... If you have to understand it that way, it's not impossible. ”
Lin Xianyu looked at Ren Suo with disdain and shook his head: "After so many years, Brother Ren, why haven't you made any progress at all." In the past, I dared to propose to five people at once, but now I can talk about the user experience of my five wives in front of a woman casually, which is really perverted. ”
Ren Suo: "I'm not speaking ill of them!" And you asked me why I came to you! ”
Lin Xianyu: "You just need to say, 'Because Miss Xianyu is a beautiful girl who meets once in 4,000 years'!" I'll take that for that reason! ”
Ren Suo: "...... The conscience should be used a little less, and it cannot be wasted in this way. ”
Lin Xianyu: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you can go to the living room and sleep on the sofa tonight." ”
Ren Suo fought back with a yellow joke: "Oh? Do you mean that the battlefield will be changed to the living room tonight? ”
Although the two were arguing, they didn't stop in their hands, but at this time, Lin Xianyu suddenly pushed him away again.
Lin Xianyu turned his head sideways and thought for a while, then asked, "Did you bring that?" ”
It took Ren Suo three seconds to know what Lin Xianyu was saying: "No." How could we monks bring that? ”
Lin Xianyu kicked Ren Suo away directly, and pulled the quilt to cover himself: "No, today seems to be a dangerous period, you go to sleep in the living room." ”
Ren Suo was dumbfounded: "Wait, Xianyu, think about what kind of cultivation we have!" I'm also a sixth-turn monk now, and you're also a fifth-turn monk, do you know how low the chance of us getting into the soul is? Anyway, there are many digits after the decimal point, and I can't count them. ”
Lin Xianyu was not bewitched by Ren Suo at all, shook his head and said: "Probability is only meaningful for social statistics, and has no reference value when it comes to individual individuals. ”
She glanced at Ren Suo, "And, even if our odds are low, can we still be lower than you and Luna?" The little black sound is a biological miracle, and the probability of 100 consecutive draws all being SSR is also higher than the probability of you giving birth to a small black sound. ”
Ren Suo smiled, the crystallization of the love between humans and monsters in the past ten years is really the only one in his family.
Lin Xianyu muttered: "What's more, I am the strongest luck king, you are the strongest unlucky king, we together, we are good spirits but not bad spirits, maybe there really is." ”
Ren Suo pondered for a while, slept next to Lin Xianyu, and said, "That...... If you have, then you can move to our house. ”
Lin Xianyu cut off: "I have my own big flat and can't live, so I have to squeeze the villa with you?" Although your house is much bigger than mine......"
Ren Suo: "I mean I'll take care of you for the rest of your life." ”
Lin Xianyu shook his head: "I don't really want to eat your rice." ”
Ren Suo propped his head and looked at her: "Then what do you want?" I've actually been wanting to ask when you're going to marry me, although I've booked it every night, but it's only night, but Xianyu is a jobless vagrant who plays games like me, and it's our turn during the day, and we can announce that during the day, and it won't conflict with their arrangements. ”
Lin Xianyu: "...... Who told you I was going to marry you? ”
Ren Suo looked stunned: "Do you still think you can escape from the palm of my hand?" ”
Lin Xianyu snorted: "Which sand sculpture domestic TV series are you the villain who emerged?" I'm starting to get scared. ”
Ren Suo said seriously: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person." ”
Lin Xianyu snorted and laughed, and said helplessly: "But I'm really not ready." ”
"Your presence disrupted my life plan, even though I didn't have any life plan in the first place, but ...... I never thought I'd be one-sixth of somebody, oh no, maybe seventh. Lin Xianyu arched his hand: "I used to think you were Zhang Wuji, but I didn't expect you to be Lord Wei!" ”
Ren Suo smiled: "How can there be seven ......"
"Keep that for the ghost." Lin Xianyu snorted and said, "And I'm also a girl, I still have some illusions about getting married...... And you shattered all my illusions. ”
Ren Suo was unconvinced: "Where do I not meet to break your illusions?" Happiness, loyalty, mutual support, respect for each other, what did I fail to achieve? ”
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth: "Does your loyalty mean inviting more women to marry together?" Is there no one in your family who plays mahjong? ”
"I'm not such a casual man!" Ren Suo said: "In the past ten years, you are the only new candidate!" ”
"When you say that, you seem to be quite loyal." Lin Xianyu complained.
The two laughed for a while, Ren Suo restrained his smile and asked seriously, "Then what are you going to do?" ”
"I don't know." Lin Xianyu said quietly: "It's usually quite fun to play casually with you, but if I marry you...... It always feels like I'm losing. ”
Lin Xianyu's mood is really complicated.
First of all, she knew that it was impossible for her to leave Ren Suo, just the small world game console was destined to be as infinitely entangled and inseparable as the DNA double helix structure in this life.
Emotionally, Lin Xianyu knew early on that Ren Suo was a soul mate who was completely compatible with her in all aspects, and they were the missing half of each other.
Even if she has not experienced hardships such as life and death, Lin Xianyu has already decided that Ren Suo is her ideal in the world.
On the contrary, jealousy and jealousy are easy to solve, after all, ten years have passed, Ren Suo has five children, and Lin Xianyu's three views have long been broken and reorganized countless times. Don't look at her as if she is quite dissatisfied, but she has actually fully accepted the fact that she was arched by Rensuo.
But Lin Xianyu is just unhappy.
How to put it, it feels like you are optimistic about a house this year, but it feels like the property price continues to rise this year, so you want to wait for it to drop before selling.
And then this price increase, that is, ten years.
Lin Xianyu liked Ren Suo ten years ago, but Dong Chengling liked Ren Suo at that time, so she just waited, waited for Ren Suo to be dumped, and then thought about how to get close to this little brother.
At that time, Lin Xianyu was very Buddhist, and he felt that he could talk about love, and it didn't matter if he didn't have to talk about it.
Unexpectedly, Ren Suo has five children, and then she is only now coming together to join this big family......
The house that could have been bought ten years ago had to be bought several times the price this year, and it was still one-sixth of the property rights...... Or even one-seventh of the property......
Although Lin Xianyu may not succeed in making a move ten years ago, after all, her competitors are outrageously strong, but what people regret is often not what they didn't succeed, but what they didn't try.
This kind of regret of missing the right investment opportunity made Lin Xianyu quite entangled in his heart.
She thought about it and suddenly asked, "You said it simply, did you tell those people in your family?" ”
Ren Suo shook his head: "Not yet, of course I have to ask you about this matter first, so that you can be mentally prepared, and add a few defensive spells to yourself at all times, so that I can rest assured that I can go to them." ”
Lin Xianyu nodded: "It's okay, you also know that you should take precautions, otherwise I don't know how to die." ”
Speaking of this, Lin Xianyu took the initiative to hug Ren Suo and said lazily: Alas...... I'm still a little scared of stealing things from them. Although they will most likely accept me, after all, we have known each other for many years, and they should have expected it, but ......"
Ren Suo spread his hands: "But you have to face it, now I want to be sneaky, you are afraid that there will be children, and there is no honeymoon." Strictly speaking, our current state is immoral and threatens to ruin our reputation, so it is still necessary to get married. ”
Lin Xianyu tilted his head and asked, "But isn't this more exciting?" ”
Ren Suo's eyes flashed: "Then carry it out to the end-"
Bang!
The spatial aura suddenly shook, and the two of them suddenly stiffened!
Seven turns spell, "Eight Golden Locks"!
Completely block all living forms in a certain area, including eight blockade effects such as blocking the movement of space, stopping the movement of cyclones, preventing spells from taking effect, and suppressing the actions of living beings, known as '30 million monks in the world, you must lower your eyebrows when you enter my eight gates'!
At the same time, five figures descended softly into the room.
"It's not the right time."
Qiao Muyi's playful voice sounded slowly: "I thought I could see Xiao Suo's wonderful expression of surprise and flush mixed together. ”
"Sister Qiao, haven't you seen it?"
Ren Xingmei grinned and uncovered Ren Suo's old story: "I wanted to discuss the recruitment of the academy with Yueyan that day, and let Sister Ling teleport me over, so I saw my brother and Yueyan in the office...... Fortunately, Yueyan's office is an independent office. ”
"Little star, you don't want to say it!"
Gu Yueyan's face was flushed, and she bit her lip and said, "And Xianyu, didn't you keep saying that Mr. Suo was a fire pit before?" Now how did you jump in? ”
"Yuyu, I also have this set of underwear for you!"
Luna looked at the room with a curious expression, "Yuyu, your room is so cute, I'm going to decorate my room like this." ”
"Suo, Envy Fish."
Dong Chengling swiped lightly to untie the physical restrictions of Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu. She asked calmly, "Okay, if you have anything to say, just say it." ”
It sounds like a threat, 'If you don't say it now, you won't be able to say it later.'"
Lin Xianyu blinked, she pulled the quilt to cover herself, looked around with a calm expression, and after three seconds, she suddenly showed a shocked look: "Hey? ”
"Brother Ren, what did you do? Why are you in my bed? Why am I wearing such shameful underwear? Lin Xianyu looked incredulous: "Could it be that you used the hypnotic spell you got from the game console in the small world on me!?" ”
Ren Suo ignored Lin Xianyu's tricks, and he asked with a confused expression: "Wait, let me die, why did you find here?" ”
The five of them glanced at each other, and Dong Chengling said: "Suo, you are indeed very well prepared, and even unilaterally confused my spell technique, I can only feel that you are in your nest." ”
Qiao Muyi also said: "You even used the 'Eye of Truth' to confuse me, and I can only see the picture of you playing the game. ”
Gu Yueyan snorted: "But we are your wife, and if you your tail, we will know that you and pee." ”
Luna: "Where's Soso's tail...... The previous one? ”
Ren Xingmei smiled slightly and said, "A wise man has a thousand thoughts, and there must be a mistake." That's right, brother, you did take countermeasures in advance in all aspects, but there was only one point, which completely exposed that you didn't play the game tonight. ”
Ren Suo racked his brains to think, but he still couldn't think of it, so he asked helplessly: "Where did I show a flaw?" ”
Ren Xingmei: "We can see from the Sbeam friends list that the last time you were online was 22 hours ago. ”
Ren Suo: "......"