Chapter 430: Unforgettable Wedding Night
As soon as the fathead fish saw that Min Weixiu was back, he threw the wine cup, and the little blushing pounced, "Weixiu Weixiu!" The good cabbage has been arched by the pig, this sentence is really not wrong! If you want to marry the three kings, why don't you invite me to eat and drink! β
"I was originally angry and didn't want to come, but when I saw that your guests dispersed early, I was afraid that no one would eat and waste the banquet, so I didn't call all my relatives and friends."
Jiang Yan jumped three feet high, "What is a good cabbage arched by a pig!" β
This fat-headed fish essence, if you don't know where you learned it, you can talk nonsense!
He Jiang Yanzhi is obviously in the wind of Yushu, where is he like a pig!
The fathead touched his head, "Isn't that right?" My aunt asked me, what kind of essence is Weixiu, and what kind of essence are you? I said that I had a thin waist, and I walked and shook and swayed, and my aunt said that it was either cabbage or aquatic plants; Besides, you are white and fat, my aunt said, it's a pig! β
"I said no, you are human, my aunt said, there are many monsters who have been trained in the world, and they all say that they are human!"
Jiang Yanzhi covered his feet, he was so angry that he got carried away, this foot jumped, it was like it was broken!
The fathead fish smiled and took out a brocade box, "This is a congratulatory gift I specially prepared for Weixiu, and a box of pearls was prepared by me; That duck feather fan was prepared by my cousin duck spirit, and the courtesy is light and affectionate! And this, this is prepared by my father, a small sword! Have you ever heard of Kezhou asking for a sword? That's it! β
"My dad always tells me about this! He said, there was a master in the previous dynasty, who took students on a trip one day, and talked about "LΓΌ's Spring and Autumn" on a small boat, and laughed at the Chu people for carving a boat and asking for a sword. He deliberately threw his sword into the river, and then carved a mark on the boat. Tell his students that carving a boat for a sword is a fool's job! β
"Unexpectedly, my father just swam by, and the sword almost cut off its head. My father was very angry, and he had the heart to teach the master a lesson, so he carried his sword and ran after the boat. When he arrived at the center of the river, the master proudly stretched out his hand to fish, haha, my father handed the sword to him, and he was scared at that time! β
Is Fathead's cousin a duck? How did you get married?
Carving a boat for a sword...... What the heck? Are you sure you didn't listen to the story of the snake spirit told by Wei Xiu and learned nonsense?
Min Weixiu took it with a smile, "It's my fault, I should have invited you here." Thank you so much. β
When the other guests saw it, they also gathered around, "Yes, the three kings, we are all well-intentioned, you see your wedding, no one celebrates, how can you do it without ghosts, that pomp is not enough!" β
Jiang Yanzhi twitched the corners of his mouth and arched his hand, "Everyone, you don't know any of your kings......"
When the man with the arrow in his head heard this, he shouted, "The three kings and the three kings, it doesn't matter if you don't know each other, you will always know each other in the future, we are all waiting in line for you to clear your grievances, and then go to reincarnation......
Jiang Yanzhi looked at the man wearing Wei Jin robe over there, "What about you?" How many years have you been dead, and you don't belong to the king, what kind ......of grievances are you washing away?"
This is definitely here to eat and drink!
The man smiled, stretched out his hand, and saw a painting scroll in his hand, "Now we know!" I'm an antique, a random one of the funeral goods, hehe. β
Jiang Yanzhi's face looked a little better, alas, he was really poor and crazy, and he was so bold that he even dared to accept the gift of a ghost!
He glanced at Min Weixiu quietly, and saw that she had a smile on the corner of her mouth, much more energetic than before, and his heart was relieved, just let it go, the ghost is a ghost, just be happy, just accept the money, it's not useless, maybe if you go to the underworld in the future, you can still be rich!
When the time comes, he will bribe Lord Yama, reincarnate in the future, and be married to Weixiu!
Jiang Yanzhi thought about it like this, and his beauty grew.
After three rounds of drinking, the fathead fish wiped the oil on his mouth, "Three kings, there is a very strange thing to say, recently I often stay at the bottom of the lake, soaked a corpse, the whole stinky baking, that person was soaked, like a steamed bun with noodles, can you do a good job, ask someone to take him away...... Otherwise, I would have to take three showers a day, and I would still smell all over my body. β
As soon as the fat-headed fish spoke, the man with an arrow in his head immediately shouted, "You little fish demon, why do you still lead the queue, I got up early and came to line up in the dark, and I was in the first place, squeezed into the three major palaces, am I easy?" β
The fathead fish put his arm around Min Weixiu's arm and looked at the ghost with an arrow stuck in his head......
The ghost lowered his head, forget it, the backer of the family is Min Wuniang...... The three kings must kneel!
Jiang Yanzhi covered his eyes, he knew that the ghost's money was not easy to collect! Most of these people don't just come to drink the wine!
"Which lake have you been in lately? When did the person throw it in? Is there no one looking for it? β
Jiang Yanzhi asked, when it comes to the case, or is it within the boundaries of Kaifeng Mansion, that is his business.
Fathead Yu thought for a while, "I don't know the specifics, the corpse is in the Cai River, near Yiqiao." I often hear a woman's cry, and I don't know if I'm looking for someone. β
Min Weixiu was a little embarrassed, "Didn't anyone report the case in Kaifeng Mansion?" β
Jiang Yanzhi frowned, "I haven't heard of this case, wait until tomorrow, I'll go to the Cai River to take a look, and I'll pick up the people first." That Arrow Brother ......"
Jiang Yanzhi said, turned around, and hugged his head speechlessly.
I saw that the ghosts who drank the wine before were lined up one after another, and the four treasures of the study room that Brother Wei Jin didn't know where to take out were writing hard there, shouting while writing, "Don't worry, don't worry, come and register one by one, let's gossip, the three kings can't hear clearly, they all write down, and when he is free, he will check them one by one." The big guys have been dead for so long, and it's not bad for a day and a half, just wait......"
It wasn't until the middle of the night that these people left behind their messy cups......
Jiang Yanzhi held the thick booklet, and with the support of Min Weixiu, he returned to the main courtyard.
The whole room fell silent.
Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi looked at the red candles flashing in the room, and then they felt a little nervous.
What to do, she only remembered now, today is the night of candles in the cave......
"Weixiu, do you want to eat the jelly? I've just drunk a lot of wine, and I'm sweating hot, so I'm getting better by eating some cold powder......"
Min Weixiu smiled, and the whole person relaxed, that was Jiang Yanzhi, Jiang Yanzhi who was with her every day, what was she so nervous.
"Eat! But let's treat your feet first, you can't ask me to carry you to Caihe tomorrow, right? β