Chapter 331: Flirting Rebels
"Be careful, it's just down this hillside."
Lin Lang took the big men in Tianjing behind him to the center of the blockade area of Wuyi Mountain Scenic Area, and pointed out the target location with a flashlight.
That's right, it was Lin Lang, the countermeasure captain who lost his captain-level coat, he is now the head of the search operation in Wuyi Mountain, and he has run almost every stone in the Wuyi Mountain Rift Valley Scenic Area.
Generally speaking, if in the past, a person like Lin Lang, who did not make a mistake and was purely unlucky and was involved in an important event, would be treated coldly even if he was not demoted directly, so that he could calm down for a few months and think about 'why others are not unlucky, but you are unlucky'.
But now it's different, in the mysterious event of Reiki revival, the official is very keen to find a feature: people who have been involved in mysterious events will have a greater chance of encountering the same event again.
This kind of broom star and Tiansha Lone Star characteristics will be possessed by the protagonists of almost all detective works and supernatural works, but that is fiction and has no scientific basis.
However, due to the appearance of the aura cyclone, some experts believe that if the monk encounters a mysterious event and the main body of the incident has not yet been resolved, then the chances of the monk encountering it again will increase significantly.
The members of the countermeasures who were not killed by the monster led a large team in the future and coincidentally met the monster to commit a crime; The murderer who escaped twice in a row was chased by the members of the countermeasures, and when he fled to the province to relax, he coincidentally met the chasing members who also came out to relax......
Through big data analysis, the countermeasure system found that this dramatic 'coincidence' almost became a kind of 'inevitability', and the pursuit of two transcendent beings seemed to produce some kind of silk thread connecting the two.
Some experts even believe that if two otherworldly beings reach an extremely tenacious bond, will this silk thread be even more powerful? For example, knowing the location of the other party? Feel each other's thoughts? Even...... Borrowing each other's abilities?
Based on the above considerations, the reason why Lin Lang presided over the search operation is obvious: the countermeasure system hopes that he can find more traces of Asgard, after all, he was 'borrowed' by the collector.
And Lin Lang did not live up to the expectations of the countermeasure system and quickly completed the task, so Tianjing quickly sent someone over.
It's just that what makes Lin Lang strange is that the core character of Tianjing's visitors is always wearing a black cloak, and his skin and appearance are not exposed at all, and despite Lin Lang's dissuasion, he went up the mountain overnight to check the situation.
"Mr. Chuan, do you want to go down?" A man in a suit next to the black cloak asked.
"Yes."
Lin Lang heard this Mr. Chuan's voice for the first time - it was very deep and steady, as if it was not spoken in his throat, but more like an echo in the valley.
Then Lin Lang saw Mr. Chuan jumping down alone, he was stunned, but he didn't say anything.
The person sent by Tianjing is definitely not an ordinary person, and this slope is just the level of needing to open his "clothes" for Lin Lang, and it will definitely not be difficult for the other party.
Moreover, after Lin Lang saw this Mr. Chuan, his scalp instantly became numb and his whole body was terrified. Although this situation did not occur after a long time, Lin Lang knew at that time that in the face of Mr. Chuan, he was probably just a preyed on, so he subconsciously had great fear.
In fact, this is indeed the case, or rather, to Lin Lang's surprise: under the illumination of several strong flashlights, he can clearly see that Mr. Chuan is not sliding on this nearly 70° hillside at all, but walking on the ground step by step!
He walks extremely fast, and there are no obvious footprints on the ground, he doesn't rely on his feet to poke into the ground to stand firmly, but really has some kind of mysterious mountain walking ability!
After a while, Mr. Chuan came up from below again, and the man in the suit asked, "Have you finished reading?" ”
"Well, the specific situation, I will, report to, take a seat."
Mr. Chuan speaks one after another, is he still a stutterer?
However, Lin Lang didn't think that Mr. Chuan could see anything - after they found the last place where the explorer appeared, they didn't even find the footprints of the explorer leaving, and they could only confirm the existence of the explorer through the human form and hair left in the pit, and nothing else was found.
The man in the suit nodded and asked Lin Lang, "Please prepare a car to take us to the airport." ”
"No problem." Lin Lang said, "Don't you look at a few other secondary locations? ”
The secondary location is the specific location where the item was lost, and several secondary locations are at a certain distance from the place where the explorer appeared, so Lin Lang and the others searched for a few days before finding the location where the explorer appeared.
"No need." Mr. Chuan said angrily: "No, still, no; Asgard, without a trace, without a trace...... Well! ”
Lin Lang watched in amazement as Mr. Chuan suddenly attacked the tree trunk next to him, his hand speed was extremely fast, leaving only an afterimage in the air, and he couldn't see his arm at all, and the tree trunk was poked out by him eight times after half a second.
Lin Lang asked, "What's wrong?" What's the problem there? ”
“…… It's nothing. Mr. Chuan shook his head.
The man in the suit smiled and said, "Mr. Chuan is just hungry, Captain Nalin, let's leave first." ”
Seeing this group of Tianjing visitors walking down the mountain, Lin Lang was a little confused, but now that it was getting late, he ordered the search team members to return, put away the nearby observation instruments, and prepare to go down the mountain to rest.
He walked over and looked at the tree that Mr. Chuan had attacked, releasing the cyclone sensation and finding nothing wrong.
He shone his flashlight on the trunk of the tree, and after looking at it for a long time, he saw a clue.
Mr. Chuan poked eight knuckle-deep holes in the trunk of the tree, and in each hole, there was an ant that had been poked to death.
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"Zhao Huo, will you flirt with your sister!"
"Yes!"
Ren Suo pondered for three seconds and changed the question: "Then will you flirt with your sister in English?" ”
"Uh...... Does you'jump, I'jump count? ”
"You're intimidating, waste, you deserve your Shura field!"
Hanging up Zhao Huo's phone, Ren Suo looked at his list of friends and fell into deep thought.
Junior high school classmates and high school classmates don't need to ask, they haven't seen each other for a few years, and they suddenly call over to ask someone how to flirt with their sister, and the other party is afraid that they don't think this is a new means of borrowing money;
College classmate, Ren Suo is from a monk major with a male-to-female ratio of 1:99, which is simply blind.
Find it from the fetters: Yu Kuangtu, who wanted to chase his sister in a low-key manner, but in the end he encountered Crimson Armor and was beaten half to death, and he had to expose his awesome identity to successfully establish a relationship, scum. Exclude;
Li Dan, if he can flirt with his sister, how can he be bored if he can't sleep every night? Exclude;
Bai Ji, he looks like the type to be chased backwards, excluded.
Ren Suo thought about it, opened WeChat and asked a friend who was quite familiar:
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "Chairman Xie, are you there?"
Chairman Xie: "No, get out"
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "Can you flirt with my sister?"
Chairman Xie: "Want to see my brother's methods? But I'm busy these days, and in a few months, my brother will take you to the bar and let you see what brother means."
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "I want you to teach me"
Chairman Xie: "That's right, you're not Zhao Huo, you have a fiancée, you should also think about your future...... But my method is more advanced, and you can't learn it."
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "Why can't you learn the high-end ones?"
Chairman Xie: "Your face is relatively low-level"
Ren Suo: "......"
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "Don't be afraid, I'm an online dating, will you flirt with girls in English?"
Chairman Xie: "Amazing! Flirtatious! Although I have passed level 6 in English, I can't help you, it's already difficult to communicate, and I have to flirt with my sister......
Chairman Xie: "You might as well look for Qiao Muyi"
I love fried sauce beef brisket and noodles: "She? Isn't she a woman?"
Chairman Xie: "Women are even more good at flirting with girls, okay! I've heard that she is the most popular in the countermeasures bureau, and she occasionally shares some pure English articles on her circle of friends, and her English should be good."
Ren Suo really didn't know these things if he didn't look at the circle of friends, he directly clicked on Qiao Muyi's circle of friends, and found that there were really some pure English articles 'occasionally'.
As for the rest of the circle of friends, the style is basically like this:
"Our Deputy Director Yu has been turned three times, members of Team 7, have you seen that?
As long as you work hard, you can eliminate the danger for our Lianjiang citizens, solve those difficult mysterious events, and faithfully fulfill the orders of your superiors.
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Then I will have a lot of time to cultivate, and I will soon be able to advance to the third level."
What kind of means did Qiao Muyi use to make her subordinates drink this poisonous chicken soup and still work hard......
So Ren Suo sent a message: "Teach me to flirt with my sister in English."
Qiao Muyi quickly replied, maybe she was editing the poisonous chicken soup in the circle of friends: "Who are you trying to tease?"
"Netizen."
「…… Why did you suddenly fall into online dating?"
"Can't you learn English?"
"If you want to learn English, you can just chat with the man."
"No, I want to flirt with my sister and improve my love skills!"
"Can't you flirt with your sister, can't you flirt with you?"
"Distance produces beauty, and this distance is enough in foreign countries"
Ren Suo talked a few times, chatting and chatting that the building was crooked, and he quickly corrected it back: "Can you help me?"
「…… You wait."
Half an hour later, Qiao Muyi sent an ORD document over, which contained a strategy for flirting with girls in Chinese and English, Ren Suo was very satisfied: "Next time I invite you to dinner, Dong Chengling's family, I will please!"
"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi, +233"
Qiao Muyi didn't reply to him again, judging from the negative emotional information, she should have been angry.
Ren Suo hurriedly opened "My Life Is Not Your Game" to see if he could play this level to the end this time.
Finally finding the right strategy to increase the rebel's determination to the full value, Ren Suo was able to control the rebel's actions perfectly, but soon ran into a problem - the rebel had to find a way to get close to the princess!
And he has to speak English, so Ren Suo has to type English himself and go in and talk to Her Royal Highness the Princess!
Actually, it's not a big problem, if it's just an ordinary chat, Ren Suo can 'ho'are'you? I`an`fine,thank`you,and`you? I'am'fine'too, thanks' goes on and on indefinitely.
But Her Royal Highness the Princess is surrounded by a large group of people, if the rebel talks about such a boring topic, he will be squeezed out by other NPCs in the next second, and Her Royal Highness will no longer pay attention to him, and even if the rebel approaches again, he will be warned by Her Royal Highness the Princess, and if he approaches for the third time, he will be pressed by His Royal Highness the Princess's bodyguards to leave the banquet hall and fail the mission directly!
And the strategy tips have also been updated:
"Strategy tip: Find a way to stand next to Her Royal Highness the Princess, and the light will not change because of you (communicate with Her Royal Highness the Princess for more than fifty sentences)"
In other words, Ren Suode had to make the rebel interested in him from the beginning, and he had to say more than fifty words to the rebel!
After thinking about it, Ren Suo only thought of this method: flirtation!
If it sounds good, it's called courtship communication, and if it's ugly, it's called accosting.
Of course, flirting is certainly not a stupid dialogue such as "you are so pretty", "your crow's feet are so pretty", "your flat chest is so pretty", but a complete set of strategies for continuing the dialogue.
Qiao Muyi's dialogue strategy was very detailed, and Ren Suo selected a few suitable ones to start testing.
Her Royal Highness the Princess and the Daughter of Light seem to be sisters, so Ren Suo tried it like this first (for ease of reading, the following are automatically translated into Chinese): "Your Royal Highness Princess, your sister is so cute, I like it so much!"
…… The rebels were carried out of the banquet hall by bodyguards.
"Your Royal Highness, do you like to play games?"
…… After four sentences, the rebels were squeezed out.
Ren Suo tried a few times, but it still didn't work.
The main reason is that Her Royal Highness has too little information, and there are too many competing communicators, if the rebels can't make a final decision in three sentences, there is no way for Her Royal Highness the Princess to focus on him.
Ren Suo opened the "Equipment Interface" and found the rebel, and unexpectedly found that the rebel's equipment slot was a little strange. Compared to other characters, the Rebel's equipment slot has a halo-like blur, as if it's about to disappear.
"Fusion games are just un......reliable," Ren Suo complained, equipping the rebels with "desire detection".
The effect of "desire detection" in reality is intermittent, but it seems to be more obvious in the game: every sentence of Her Royal Highness the Princess will have parentheses in it, expressing how she feels about the conversation, whether it is 'interesting' or 'boring'.
But even so, if the rebels talk for a maximum of thirty words, Her Royal Highness will shift the target of the conversation.
What to do? Ren Suo had to study the flirting strategy given by Qiao Muyi over and over again, and finally saw two words between the lines: be handsome.
It must be because the rebels are not handsome enough, so they can't move!
Ren Suo has done his best!
Alas, it's all to blame on the rebels.
Ren Suo looked at the time and was about to leave for Dong Chengling's house to eat, and at this time, Dong Chengling called:
"I feel very good about my cultivation in the past three days, so I will cultivate wholeheartedly and stop cooking for now."
"Oh oh, then come on!"
Ren Suo scratched his head, sighed and prepared to go to the dining hall. He is used to eating Dong Chengling's home-cooked meals, and his mouth is nourished, but now when he eats in the dining hall, he always feels a little indigestion......
On the other side, Dong Chengling switched to the chat with Qiao Muyi and said, "I've already told Ren Suo, I haven't cooked for three days, but is it really useful?"
"It's useful, after all, 'distance is beauty', you and him just meet every day, so he subconsciously ignores your charm. In fact, three days is too short, and a month is about the same, and the next sentence of 'distance is beauty' is 'Xiao Beisheng is newlywed'."
"Thirty days is too long for me."
"Three days is fine, and you should also take advantage of this time to prepare new spells and give the freshmen a little bit of power."
At this time, in the office of the seventh team in the countermeasures bureau, which is 8.8km away from Tianlian Academy, the team members heard a sneer from the captain, and they immediately shivered.
They all know the captain's urine: when the captain smiles, it means that someone is unlucky. They can only pray that the person is not themselves.
Only one of the female team members was taking the papers from the captain's desk when she heard the captain's demonic whisper:
"Let your distance be beautiful, let you please eat, and now let you eat badly for three days......"