20. Funny items (2000 votes plus more)

I didn't want to entangle with the strange thing anymore, and I had to get up with my hands on the ground, but I didn't think that the hair that I didn't have time to tie up in the morning was stuck in the zipper on the collar of the collar just now.

"Don't move!" A deep sound sounded in his ears, and the stuck hair was in his hands, but he clumsily untied it for a while, and it was stuck in it. Hearing Brother Liang next to him say with a smile: "You two want you to be on the edge of the cliff, right, is this romance with life?" The two policemen seemed to be reminded, and said to one after another: "Xiao Lu, hurry back, this trip will take you into the mountain privately, but no one can have an accident, otherwise there will be no way to explain to the above." ”

Hearing this, he looked at Brother Liang and the three madmen one after another, "Don't stand and watch, come here and help personally, this can't be solved." ”

Brother Liang laughed and said, "I thought you wanted to do it yourself, how could you stop you as a brother?" ”

I couldn't listen anymore, so I raised my voice and shouted, "No need." He took out the Swiss Army knife from his pocket, grabbed his hair, and cut off the tangled knot with the knife in his hand. Then he folded the knife and stuffed it into his pocket, straightened up and walked towards his tent, without looking at anyone's face. Actually, I don't have to look at it, but I know that several people look at me with amazement.

Got into the tent, found a hair tie and tied the hair that was scattered over his shoulders into a ponytail at the back, but there was a cluster of sideburns hanging down next to his face, it was the one that had just been cut, the length was not long enough to pierce the back of his head, a little annoyed, he took out the Swiss Army knife from his pocket again, cut it a few more points, and turned it into bangs hanging down his forehead.

After finishing the whole thing, I heard the sound of Zhang Luo scattering outside, and was about to drill out, when I suddenly heard the voice of the three madmen who had been lowered, he was talking to one after another: "Xiao Luzi, I said that you are planning to fly Doudou, do you mean to take a fancy to this girl?" But I look at this one with a little bit of fierceness, can you bear it? ”

Brother Liang was sneering, "Crazy, are you funny with your head?" According to the degree of despair towards Doudou one after another, do you think you may have made people fly? As for that girl, it's just a man's amusement outside, do you take it seriously? ”

"Oh——, I see." The three madmen seemed to wake up a dreamer with a word, and said with a smile: "That little Luzi, you have to take care of it, don't let this girl get entangled." ”

To this day, I understand what it means to be unbearable, and I don't need to endure it anymore. I grabbed the bag next to me and threw it outside the tent, making a loud bang, even if I took out the tent and moisture-proof mat in my bag, there were many objects inside, and a few low shouts came from outside, only to hear one after another low voice: "Don't talk nonsense." The three madmen and Brother Liang shut up and didn't say anything more.

My fire is really sloppy, and it's hard to come down. Although I know that there is often this kind of topic around women among men, there are more ugly things than this, and the yellow tone is messy, but if you are the party, no one can listen to it. Especially suspected that the three of them deliberately stood outside the tent to talk, in such a small place, they could hear each other coughing, and they pretended to whisper whispers, did they whisper like this?

When I was depressed, I suddenly caught a glimpse of what seemed to be stained on the soles of my shoes, not like the water stains of rain, my fingers stroked and sniffed between my noses, the smell was indescribable, in addition to the smell of earth and rain, it seemed to be mixed with something, and it felt very slippery on my fingertips, and my entire sole was full of this transparent liquid.

I rubbed it on the moisture-proof mat and found it difficult to rub it off.