Chapter 170: The Ninefold Demon Tower It's all up to my cousin
"Oh yes, I'm afraid it's only us crazy foursome who can let so many wild people patronize this boat! β
Tang Fatzi sighed while scrambling with the three of us to go down the garbage of the savages.
It was then that I heard the wind coming from the shore, and was about to check out what was strange.
Tang Fatzi was already holding his chest and said loudly: "Who ****** plot against Lao Tzu?" β
A small sleeve arrow was pierced into Tang Fatman's chest, as if it had just been pierced.
From the shore stood up a native with oil paint on his face, staring at the fat man and grinning, pointing and saying incoherent words.
He also had a blowgun in his mouth, and I screamed, "Fatty, you're poisoned!" β
"Ah, I'm poisoned......"
Tang Fat Man screamed, sat on the ground decadently and wailed: "Out of the teacher... Die before you can make it...... It often makes heroes cry! Today next year, please put incense on my grave! β
"It's okay, fat man, you can let your cousin suck her breasts and heal her wounds!"
I pointed out loudly and looked at Tang Lingyun.
Tang Lingyun had a strange look on her face, and shouted wow: "Don't, don't, don't, don't want it, my cousin's chest is full of hair, and people haven't fallen in love yet, hum!" β
I rolled my eyes and said helplessly: "Do you like to suck or not, anyway, it's not me who is poisoned!" β
As I spoke, the native savage blew another arrow, and this time I had already noticed him, so I waved the oar, "I'm blocking-" Π½Γ©i Π£ΔΠΏ GΓͺ The latest chapter has been updated
"Click!"
This time, the sleeve arrow flew past the oar and pierced Tang Fatzi's face, and he wailed in pain: "Aren't you blocking the arrow? β
I scratched my head in embarrassment, "Is it inevitable that there will be mistakes, sorry!" β
"Cousin, thank you, please suck my face too!"
Cousin Tang Fat Man could only sit on the ground, with an expression that if you don't suck, you will die, and rolled his eyes.
Hahaha, I'm so happy in my heart, I don't know why, when I see Tang Lingyun embarrassed, I'm in a very good mood, am I very perverted in my heart.
Tang Fatzi suddenly 'poofed' his head fell on the splint, and it seemed that he had passed out.
"Suck it, cousin, this is your own cousin!"
I shouted encouragement.
"No, cousin...... Swear not to suck! β
Tang Lingyun also ate the scales, and turned his head to look at the other side of the river.
Then the native savage shot another arrow.
"Come back!"
I used my oars to block the Hidden Arrow, and then pulled out one of the nine throwing knives I had prepared at my waist. "Whoaβ"
Shot over, the native savage saw the knife flash to the left in panic, and it was piercing his head.
"Poof" he fainted.
"Hahahaha, this idiot!"
I couldn't help but laugh, if it weren't for this idiot dodging, I wouldn't have been able to shoot him.
"Brother, don't send it!"
I clasped my hands and said, at this time, Tang Fat stood up and said to me: "Thank you, little evil, for avenging me!" β
"Why aren't you dead yet!"
"I don't know!"
After the two of us finished speaking, the eccentric purple-haired boy Jiang Shaohua said: "That arrow is not poisonous, these natives have not yet invented a poisonous sleeve arrow!" β
"It turned out to be a bird shooter!"
I was surprised to pull out the Hidden Arrow and check it to see that it was not poisonous.
"Run, run! Someone's coming! β
Seeing that another wild crowd was coming, I hurriedly shouted, and started the motor "Tututu-Tuo-" The boat started.
By this time it was already dark, and after walking for a while, I found that there were no more savages behind me.
A few of us hurriedly went to the shore to clean up the tent, and Tang Fat Cried about his white and tender skin, and now there were scars on it, and kept asking me if I would break the phase.
"Forget it, even if you don't break the phase, it's the same!"
After I finished speaking, Tang Fat didn't react for a long time, and after he came to his senses, he asked me: "You mean to say that I'm ugly?" β
I hurried away a little longer, who knows if this fat man would go crazy and take revenge on me, or take my quilt at night.
I lay in my tent and fell asleep, anyway, this time my wife didn't come, I don't have to be on duty at night, Tang Fat Man immediately came to tickle me: "Little evil, little evil, you have always been on duty at night!" β
"So this time it's your turn, is there any problem, Cousin Tang in the first half of the night, Cousin Tang in the second half of the night, the purple-haired person is in charge of the middle, oh - so sleepy!" I stretched, "Ahhhh β
I turned my head and pretended to be asleep, saying that my tent cost a lot of money, and Dongfang Liang bought it for me herself, and it was really very loving and warm.
Tang Lingyun suddenly emerged from my tent, startling me, I looked at her face in the tent and exclaimed, "What do you want to do, insult me?" β
"No, little evil, I know you will meditate instead of sleeping, please meditate tonight!"
"But I've lost my power!"
"When?"
"Just yesterday when I was fighting the bad guys!"
"It's really fake, then I'll try it!"
After she finished speaking, she hit me on the back, and I hurriedly howled loudly:
"Ahh
Just then I stopped and heard footsteps around me, "Puff, puff, oooo, Luka, Luka-"
"The savages are catching up!"
I got up in a hurry, and I hurried back to the boat to get ready to run.
I ran fast enough to get back to the boat in time, but the other three were not so lucky, they were surrounded by wild men, and they didn't know what to say.
"Little evil, come and save us!"
Tang Fat Man shouted with a crying and mournful face, and those savages looked at the three of them greedily and hugged them.
I saw that the three of them surrendered almost instantly, these people had weapons, and even beast nets and other things, tying up Tang Fat Man like a wild boar.
Someone spotted me again, pointing at me on the boat and saying strange things.
I hurried into the cabin and heard a sudden noise, and there was still a pile of garbage on board.
"Hehe, you can't beat me!"
I scratched my chin, I guess the three of you will be done tonight.
It was also strange to me that the group of wild men lit the bonfire and jumped until 1 o'clock in the evening, and the wild men did not roast the three of them, but carried them away.
"Could it be that it is saved for the winter, what kind of plane is this, since the three people are not dead, they have to be rescued!"
I immediately put on my nocturnal black coat and hid behind the wild crowd:
"I'm dodging, I'm hidingβ"
Luckily, no one noticed me, and I was standing behind a big tree holding a branch to cover myself.
At this time, someone patted me on the shoulder, and I hurriedly said, "Don't make trouble, I'm monitoring the enemy!" β
Suddenly I remembered that three of the four of us had already been arrested, so who was the person behind?
I quickly turned my head and saw a native, evil man with oil paint on his face, only an arm's length away.
"Ahh
We screamed so loudly that I quickly covered his mouth and slapped him.
The wild man could still move, and I hurriedly slapped him again.
He actually looked at me with his eyes, and I hurriedly punched a few times: "I'll hit me and I'll hit me-"
Finally knocked the wild man unconscious,
When I woke up, I noticed that I didn't know when, a group of wild men with trapping forks and nets were looking at me.
"Whew-"
There are big nets all over the sky, and I just put Lao Zi in the middle. "You barbarians, you have the ability to fight alone! β