In order not to make Uncle Huang Shi frightened, I didn't tell him about the Water Sage, seeing that Zhang Yunhao is now so "obscene", I was worried that Uncle Huang Shi would misunderstand, so I hurriedly followed, and saw that Aunt Huang was lying on the bed in the room, and hurriedly blocked Zhang Yunhao and asked him what he smelled, Zhang Yunhao said in a deep voice: "There is a ghost!" ”

Uncle Huang Shi also came over and asked, "What the hell?" Zhang Yunhao pointed to the house and said, "There are ghosts in this room!" Uncle Huang Shi's face changed suddenly, not panicked, but angry, I could see that he wanted to have a seizure, but because of my face, I couldn't hold back, and said with a smile: "Xiaodao, what are you kidding this friend?" ”

I also think that Zhang Yunhao is a bit pretending to be a ghost, the yin and yang eyes of the deity do not see ghosts here, you smell your nose and say that there are ghosts, which is too unconvincing, at first glance, I know that he is a charlatan under the guise of "god nose", so I smiled at Uncle Huang Shiqiang, pushed Zhang Yunhao aside and asked in a low voice: "Is there really a ghost?" Zhang Yunhao said that he was eighty percent sure that he did smell ghosts. I asked him what the hell it was, and he said he couldn't be sure, it was very light.

Uncle Huang Shi came to us again and asked, "What the hell are you doing?" Seeing that Uncle Huang Shi was really angry, he told him about the Water Sage, and took out the spirit talisman given by Zhong Ling'er and handed it to Uncle Huang Shi, Uncle Huang Shi sneered: "Xiaodao, you are going to college anyway, why are you so superstitious?" What Water Son? It's all bluffing! I stupidly withdrew the spirit talisman and said that some things would rather be believed than not, Uncle Huang Shi scolded: "Bullshit! I have never believed in these heresies, didn't Lady Li say that Da Hei's soul was lost? The result? Just get a shot. ”

I don't want to talk to Uncle Huang Shi anymore, otherwise I will be suspected of promoting feudal superstition. There are two people in our village who have never believed in ghosts and gods, one is Uncle Qin, and the other is Uncle Huangshi. Since Uncle Huang Shi didn't believe my words at this time, the more I said it, the more I was afraid that he would be disgusted. When I saw that it was almost noon, I called Zhang Yunhao to my house for lunch. On the way, I asked Zhang Yunhao if he really smelled the ghost, he said he really smelled, I asked him if he was a male ghost or a female ghost, Zhang Yunhao said that this can't smell, the ghost is basically a smell, I asked him what it smelled like, he hesitated for a long time, saying that it was an indescribable smell, I had better not know, I think this kid is playing tricks. asked him what to do now, Zhang Yunhao said of course to catch this ghost, I asked how to catch it, he stretched out his hand and clenched his five fingers, "This is easy, look at me." I said you can't do it, Zhang Yunhao said confidently: "Okay, definitely okay, I say okay, I will definitely do it!" ”

After returning home, I didn't expect Wu Lele to come again, she said that several wells in their Wu Village had also dried up, according to her estimates, it was definitely related to evil spirits, and told me not to go out at night, so as not to encounter things that should not be encountered.

Zhang Yunhao asked me who Wu Lele was and how concerned about me, I said that it was a distant relative, and Zhang Yunhao immediately asked again: "How old is it?" Do you have a boyfriend? ”

How do you say it? The girl is eighteen this year, and she doesn't have a boyfriend, so I said in my heart that there is one man.

"Great!" Zhang Yunhao said excitedly: "Introduce her to me, I like this type." I was very depressed, and reminded him not to make mistakes, people have had marriage contracts with people since they were children, Zhang Yunhao didn't care, and said confidently: "It's just a marriage contract, with my strength, I can definitely knock down that dick and take the beauty over." ”

I almost kicked him into space.

Wu Lele came over and asked what we were talking about, Zhang Yunhao was blunt, saying that he wanted to pursue Wu Lele, Wu Lele looked disdainful, glanced at me and said that she already had a husband, Zhang Yunhao asked who it was, and immediately called the goods over, three moves to win or lose, Wu Lele kicked my leg and said lazily: "It's him." Zhang Yunhao looked at me with wide eyes for a long time, and said hesitantly: "Brother, I didn't expect it...... You're so hidden! ”

I feel that Zhang Yunhao is very easy to get along with, some people have been dating you for a lifetime, and you feel very strange to each other, and some people often say a few words to you, and you feel like old friends at first sight and hate to see each other late.

After dinner, I left Zhang Yunhao as a guest at my house, and wanted to discuss with him how to deal with the water saint, Zhang Yunhao agreed without hesitation, he said that although he didn't see Mrs. Li this time, but when he met me, he felt that this was also a kind of fate - I felt very twisted when I said this, and Wu Lele was smiling on the side.

Seeing Wu Lele smiling, Zhang Yunhao became more energetic, saying that he would go to Uncle Huangshi's house tonight to arrest the Water Sage and open our eyes. Wu Lele asked in disbelief: "Will you catch the Water Saint?" Zhang Yunhao nodded yes, and Wu Lele asked again: "Then can you distinguish between humans and ghosts?" Zhang Yunhao's eyes widened and said, "Of course it will!" Wu Lele sighed, thoughtfully, and asked, "Then can you tell the difference between demons and spirits?" Zhang Yunhao patted his chest and said, "Do you need to say this?" Of course – yes! As he spoke, he whispered in my ear, "Actually, I won't." Then he raised his voice and said to Wu Lele: "As long as I smell it with my nose, I can smell ghosts, demons, and even demons!" As he spoke, he sniffed at Wu Lele, and Wu Lele scolded and turned around and left.

I asked Zhang Yunhao why he caught the water saint, but there is a magic weapon, Zhang Yunhao took out a gadget from his underwear pocket, and said that this is a ghost-catching artifact, I looked at the gadget, it turned out to be a harmonica, the palm is big, copper, there are butterflies, phoenix patterns, it looks very exquisite. I said, what the hell is this, can this be a ghost? Zhang Yunhao handed the harmonica to me and said seriously: "Don't underestimate it, this is a family heirloom that has been passed down from my ancestors for thirty-five generations, the ancient piano, a priceless treasure!" There is nothing more precious in the world. "I scoffed, what kind of cowhide to brag, the yin and yang knife of the deity appeared, guaranteed to scare you stupidly, but I didn't say it, so I asked him how to collect ghosts on this harmonica, Zhang Yunhao said that he would play a tune, called: Hell Town Requiem. This song can calm the ghosts. I said I couldn't see that your piano had such a mystery, it was very powerful, Zhang Yunhao didn't hear me talking back and mocking him, and said proudly: "That's, this Hell Town Requiem is a small part of my family tradition, I haven't learned it all, if I learn the whole song, I promise to kill all the evil ghosts in the world!" ”

It feels like he's just a braggart charlatan! The verbal effort is first-class, but how much real strength can it have? I began to wonder if he would be able to deal with the Water Sage, but I was afraid that the ghost would not be able to catch it then, but it would be troublesome if he provoked the Water Sage Son by scaring the snake.

After blowing the cowhide, Zhang Yunhao gossiped and asked me how I had such a beautiful wife as Wu Lele at a young age, I didn't want to tell him about it, I looked left and right, and found that Wu Lele was gone, so I called Wu Lele a joke, and then asked my mother where Wu Lele went, and my mother said that she had gone back.

This girl, she didn't say hello when she went back, and she was not polite at all.

According to Zhang Yunhao, it is best to catch ghosts in Hai, why? Because this is when he has the most energy. I don't agree with that, I think it's better to catch it when the ghost energy is at its worst. Of course, I didn't bring this up, now he's a master, he's the protagonist, and I'll watch him play first.

Moonlight was very shy tonight, hiding in the thick clouds and not daring to come out. At about nine o'clock, we quietly opened the door and were about to go to Uncle Huangshi's house, my mother came out of the house and asked us where we were going, Zhang Yunhao and I looked at each other, at this time naturally we couldn't tell the truth, I said to catch frogs, my mother didn't allow us to go, no way, we had to go back to the house stupidly.

My mother came in and said that there had been a lot of strange things that had happened lately, and repeatedly told us not to be playful.

After my mother returned to the room, Zhang Yunhao asked me what to do, and I said that I would wait until my mother fell asleep.

After waiting for about half an hour, I was impatient, and was about to open the door and go out, Zhang Yunhao sniffed his nose, his face suddenly sank, and he said in a low voice: "There is a ghost!" I hurriedly stopped, subconsciously looked out the window, my heart sank, and a black shadow appeared outside the window!