Chapter 2: The Ancient Key of the Nine Ridges, the Female Ghost Wife
Master Wu grinned and said:
"Little evil, this is your daughter-in-law, come and see!"
He laughs better than a ghost, and he can't see it!
I got goosebumps, oops...... It's not good, Master Wu wants to hurt people again, the nickname he gave me last time has been ridiculed by the whole village, and now he wants to mess with me again?
I reacted and ran, my father grabbed me with an arrow, his fingers like iron tongs grabbed my arm tightly, tied me firmly with the rope he had prepared, and then said heavily:
"Little evil, you have many disasters and hardships in your life, if you don't have to marry to save your life, it will be difficult to live!"
In the history of our Liu family, there are records of secret marriages, and those ancestors can take concubines. But I don't want that! It's scary to think about, but Daddy glued my mouth to the ground.
Because he knows that I'm angry, and I can really scold anything.
I could only look at them angrily.
After my father finished speaking, he turned his back and frowned, lit the cigarette pouch and pot, and began to smoke suddenly.
Master Wu kept looking at the compass in his hand, and muttered in pieces, there is no second person within a radius of a hundred miles who can handle this underworld marriage, because he has spiritism to communicate with female ghosts! He said I earned it, and this corpse was a princess when she was alive!
I bah...... I angrily scolded Wu Dog Bear for not dying well, Wu Dog Bear must not die well.
I don't know why, at this time, I actually remembered the back of the woman who saved my life, that back deeply imprinted my soul, and I had to marry someone like that in the underworld!
Ahem, I know how much I think about it, how can I do this to my benefactor.
At this time, Master Wu's face suddenly became serious, and he shouted cautiously:
"The auspicious time has come, worship heaven and earth, and the mountain is the medium!"
My dad stood behind me and pressed my neck to kowtow, and I didn't do it...... Angry blowing beard glaring!
My dad scolded angrily:
"Bastard, this is your father's daughter-in-law who exchanged all his belongings, he just wants you to live well, you want to be angry with Lao Tzu, I will pump you an unmotivated thing!"
I snorted coldly and said in my heart:
"Feudal superstition, I am a young pioneer who grew up under the blue sky and red flag!"
But I couldn't speak, I could only stare and hum, I didn't know it was a secret marriage when I came, otherwise I wouldn't have come if I was killed.
"Think about your dead mother, if you have something to miss, she won't die!"
What a strong person my father actually shed tears, and I thought of my mother's heart was also sour, and then I saw the big red hijab on the forehead of the female ghost daughter-in-law seemed to move.
I'm wondering why the bandana is moving, is it blown by the wind?
My dad kicked me in the back of my lap, and I fell forward, and my dad slammed his head against my neck.
No, no, no, I'm not sincere! I looked sideways at the female ghost daughter-in-law, and she didn't move? I'll kowtow alone after a long time?
I was thinking about glancing to the right and seeing an amazing scene......
A dark and blurry figure was also kneeling there, as if kowtowing and getting up.
Oh my mother...... I felt the cold air on my body rising up, and my head suddenly stiffened.
When I saw this, my brain immediately crashed.
My head was buzzing, and for a moment it felt like time had frozen, like I was stupid.
"Two worship the high hall, the father is the basis!"
"Husband and wife worship each other, yin and yang love."
When I reacted, the secret marriage ceremony was over, and I was pressed by my father and kowtowed three times.
I was thinking in a daze what Master Wu shouted, Yin and Yang Love, Yin and Yang Love, can there be love in this Yin and Yang world?
Bullying me for my young age, I like the kind that is soft to pinch and fragrant to hold.
I'm married, but I married a female ghost? I can't believe it's all true!
Mr. Wu didn't know what to read, and after reading it for a long time, he said in a terrible tone:
"Etiquette...... Yes......! ”
His voice had just fallen.
"Ten!" One of the bills on the table spontaneously combusted, emitting green smoke.
My eyes widened and my scalp tingled for a while, thinking what kind of spell this is, so weird!
Master Wu touched the two of them and said with a smile: She likes you very much, and today you want to have a round house.
, do you have to toss the dead brother? You are so old that you can really talk to ghosts? Why didn't I hear a word from the female ghost!
Master Wu said meaningfully: "Worshipping heaven and earth is only a husband and wife in name, and the cave house can become a fact." Although it can't make you rich, you will not have to worry about food and clothing and will not encounter evil in your life. He said to my father again: "Liu Laoxi, the fate of this baby is doomed from birth!" ”
"Just do as you say!"
My dad comforted me and said, "Right away, right away!" ”
I was stuffed into the coffin with a whining protest from my mouth, and the corpse of the female ghost was also held close to me, and I could feel the cold air coming from her body, and our eyes were closed and we were trembling with fright, and our throats were as uncomfortable as if they were being choked.
I didn't dare to look at anything, and there was no movement for half an hour.
I was so bored that I was curious for a moment, and when I opened my eyes and saw that I was locked in a narrow coffin with the female corpse, I carefully moved my fingers and touched her body, as if I were a living person!
"Eldest sister, aunt, aunt, this is forced by my father, it is really not voluntary, you don't know how many years have passed, and we don't know how many years have passed.
"Click!"
I was talking nonsense, when the face of the female ghost daughter-in-law suddenly turned crooked, and I saw a face as pale as paper with two eyes exuding a dead breath, as if they were glaring at me angrily.
"Wow!"
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
I screamed and slammed against the coffin, I had never seen such a horrible face in my life. But in order to prevent me from escaping, I and my female ghost daughter-in-law were crucified in a coffin. After calling for a while, my father ignored me, so I had to turn my head to the other side of the coffin and cry, crying and crying, and miraculously fell asleep.
Of course I was scared to tears, and I had a beautiful dream, in which I was dressed in a bright red dress, and I couldn't take my eyes off the woman in front of me who was wearing a red hijab and a festive red robe, and she was very shy under the light of the red candles.
"Huh!"
I was suddenly startled by a certain white sensen's grimace, but immediately left it behind, there are candles and fires, I have heard that ghosts are afraid of light, this is definitely not a ghost!
I had the audacity to gently lift her red hijab.
"Wow!"
I screamed with happiness, and the beautiful and bright woman looked at me with a smile on her lips.
"Xianggong!"
She spat out two words softly, and I couldn't help but dance and sing, and dance, forgetting that I was in a coffin.
Then, of course, we simply rolled the sheets.
The next day, my father woke me up, and it was hard to imagine that I slept like a pig in a coffin with a female ghost, but I did it, and slept until dawn.
Dad looked at me and smiled, "Aren't you going to leave?" ”
I wiped my face and remembered that I was in a coffin, and crawled away from the coffin ten meters away before I breathed a sigh of relief:
"Dad, I want to go home!"