Chapter 11: Despised
Liu Haoran sat on the sofa, didn't lift his buttocks, and looked at them with a smile. He is the thirty-ninth generation head of the Xuandao Sect, and Master Qingyangzi is an undercover agent in the Yin Cao Mansion, where are these people qualified to let him lift his ass. Besides, these old guys with eyes above the top are dragging more than Erha, so there is no need to give them a good look.
"Senpai, can I speak?" Wang Daoqian respectfully asked Liu Haoran, who nodded. Immediately, Wang Daoqian turned around and glanced at the three of them with a sneer, pointed to a few ornaments around him and said slowly: "If you are not blind, you should be able to see this feng shui bureau, right?" Open your dog's eyes and take a good look at what it is! ”
"Lao Wang, you play with us, this is not the feng shui bureau you put up······ it, this, this, this ······" Zhang Qinglian's eyes widened, and her face changed.
Han Wenlong's face changed!
Wu Changqing's face changed!
One is more exciting than the other!
Diversity!
Lu Shiyu was already numb, and even Uncle Wang, the president of the Feng Shui Association, was shocked by Liu Haoran's Feng Shui Bureau and wanted to learn from him, how could these old men be exempt from vulgarity and have the same virtue as Uncle Wang!
Han Wenlong: "! ”
Zhang Qinglian: "Slot slot!" ”
Wu Changqing: "This, this, this, this is the long-lost Spirit Gathering Array?" ”
"This, which senior master is this? Where are the predecessors? Wang Daoqian, what about the predecessors? Zhang Qinglian excitedly grabbed Wang Daoqian's clothes.
If you don't get excited, you can't do it, this is a long-lost Spirit Gathering Array!
It's only small, but it's also a Spirit Gathering Array!
"Lao Wang, you're not kind!"
"Lao Wang, we have been brothers for many years, let's talk about where are the seniors?"
The three of them surrounded Wang Daoqian in the middle, and spit Xingzi sprayed Wang Daoqian's face.
"Hehe, where are there any seniors, I'll tease you." Wang Daoqian said lightly.
Wu Changqing said: "Lao Wang, we were wrong just now, you don't remember the villain, and you let us go as a fart." ”
"Yes, yes, what we just said should be regarded as a fart, you don't sell it, old brother for many years, as for it!" Han Wenlong and Zhang Qinglian echoed.
Lu Shiyu: "······"
Liu Haoran: "······"
Liu Haoran finally understood where the gap between himself and others was, that is, he was not so shameless as these old things.
What morality and respect, what morality and etiquette, it's all fucking fart, it's all about deceiving others. When did these old men take care of this? They pretend to be in front of others. Liu Haoran has seen it.
"Alas, I am blind, but the eyes of the three of you are bright. There are no seniors here, this is an ordinary feng shui bureau. Wang Daoqian said in the face, slap in the face, must be slapped in the face, and must be beaten hard, must let these old guys taste the taste of slapping the face.
"It's our blindness, it's our old eyes that are dim, and your eyes are bright. Tell us where the seniors are? "For the sake of the Spirit Gathering Array, the three of them can't care about the old face, if they can learn to gather the Spirit Array, they can completely become the first-class feng shui masters in the country, even those feng shui masters at the national level have to call them seniors!
They have lived for so many years, and at this age, how useful is money to them? The most important thing is fame!
Money is also important, but it is not so important compared to fame!
What do people live for? Isn't it money and fame in addition to feelings? They are all in their fifties, they have already earned enough money, and the only thing that can satisfy them is fame! As Feng Shui masters, they have an almost perverted obsession with the art of lost preaching!
Wang Daoqian glanced at Liu Haoran, who was sitting there calmly eating bananas, and pointed at the three of them and scolded: "Blind, blind dog's eyes, it's the migrant worker in your mouth!" What happened to migrant workers? Migrant workers are the greatest laborers, they are the loveliest and most respectable people! Are you blind in sight and blind in heart? Without migrant workers, where would you have the comfortable life you have now? Ungrateful eight lambs, I am ashamed to be with you! ”
What's going on?
Hasn't this old thing always looked down on people the most?
Doesn't this old hairy have eyes on the head?
Doesn't this old guy always like to stand in the crack of the door and look at people with pi eyes?
Why did the style of painting suddenly change today? Was he reborn at such an age?
"Lao Wang, you didn't take the wrong medicine, right?" Han Wenlong was stunned for a long time before he reacted.
"Shut up!" Wang Daoqian said, "How do I explain to you on weekdays? I asked you to respect the migrant workers and the laborers, and you actually took my words as the wind in your ears, which really me off! ”
Lu Shiyu: "······"
Han Wenlong, Wu Changqing, Zhang Qinglian: "······"
Confess to your uncle, I usually can't even see your shadow, you confess to you!
I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, no wonder people can be presidents!
What a long insight!
Wang Daoqian said righteously: "Open your dog's eyes wide, this spirit gathering array is set up by this senior, and it is the migrant worker you look down on!" Who told you that migrant workers will only work to build cities? That's people low-key, they don't say it! People shed blood and sweat for the construction of the country, are people proud? Are people proud? For example, this senior, you look down on your predecessors by your appearance, people are generous and low-key, unassuming, and don't care about you in general, and you still kick your nose in the face! Still shameless? Do you know how to write the word 'shameless'? I'm really angry, you apologize to your seniors yourself! ”
Cool!
It's cool!
Wang Daoqian's heart is cheering at the moment, and the feeling of slapping his face is so refreshing!
Lu Shiyu: "······"
Liu Haoran: "······"
"Xiaoyu, this, this feng shui bureau is really, is it really this little brother?" Zhang Qinglian swallowed her saliva and asked cautiously.
Lu Shiyu nodded vigorously: "Well, it's Liu Haoran." ”
Three people, you look at me, I look at you, you're in a circle!
This old face!
Slapped in the face!
It hurts!
Looking at the sight of several people, Liu Haoran was eating bananas leisurely, why did he say it? Because ······ Lu Shiyu's family only has bananas!
As if everything had nothing to do with him!
Don't look like you don't care about yourself!
You can say two words, you can scold two sentences!
We've got to find a staircase to go down!
Lu Shiyu touched her face and remembered being slapped in the face by Liu Haoran.
This guy is a face-slapping maniac!
Wang Daoqian watched coldly, and his heart blossomed! Get down on your knees, you three old fellows!
"Plop plop plop!"
Lu Shiyu covered her face, she really didn't have the face to see anyone!
Several of the highest-ranking feng shui masters of the New Provincial Feng Shui Association knelt in front of Liu Haoran one after another!
"Senior, please take us as an apprentice!" The three of them said in unison.
Lu Shiyu: "······"
"Several, you knelt down to the wrong person, I'm going back and forth from where, what do I know as a migrant worker." Liu Haoran said without replying.
"Papapa, pa, my face hurts, my face hurts." The starling didn't know where it came from, and sang from afar, "Pig, you have two holes in your nose; Pig, you have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it; Pig, your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid; Pig, your tail is curly and rolled, it turns out that running and jumping are inseparable from it, pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail. SB, SB, stupid as a pig. SB, SB, your eyes are in the crotch ······"
Don't, if you don't understand, then no one understands!
The three of them really wanted to beat Wang Daoqian hard, if it wasn't for this old guy who hadn't explained it before, they wouldn't have been slapped in the face like this!
"Senior, we are wrong, we are blind, don't you have a relationship with us."
"Yes, yes, our ignorance has offended you, please don't be angry."
"Seniors, migrant workers are the greatest laborers in the world, and we have no intention of looking down on migrant workers. If anyone looks down on migrant workers, I, Wu Changqing, will be the first to refuse! ”
"Even if God promised me, Zhang Qinglian wouldn't agree!"
"I, Han Wenlong, don't agree either, everyone who looks down on migrant workers should go to hell!"
Lu Shiyu continued to cover her face: "······"
Starling: "My face hurts, my old face!" ”
The corners of Wang Daoqian's mouth twitched, these three old goods, don't need to be so ruthless! I've never seen such a shameless person, what about the three of you? What about noble feelings?
Alas, don't be a gentleman! These three shameless old guys!
"Get up." Liu Haoran wiped his mouth.
What do you mean, this is, yes or no. Three people, you look at me, I look at you!
Well, made up your mind!
"Senior, if you don't agree to accept us as apprentices, we won't get up!"
the groove groove, it's three old scoundrels again!
These days, have all the old scoundrels been piled up?
"Get up first, we'll talk about that later, there's more important things waiting for us now." Liu Haoran said lightly.
Wang Daoqian laughed in his heart, it's time for him to appear, Lao Tzu hasn't become the apprentice of his predecessors yet, what are you three old people anxious about? Can you promise you?
"Old thing, get up quickly, my predecessors are concerned about the world and worry about the people, where is there time to talk to you. The seniors have more important things to order, so prick up your ears and listen! ”
Lu Shiyu blinked her eyes wide, and she wanted to say, "Uncle Wang, can you be more shameless?" ”
Hearing Liu Haoran's order again, the three of them quickly stood up!
This is a great time to perform, so you must seize it. When I go back, I must let my granddaughter deal with my seniors.
Well, yes, that's it!
Young people, there is always a common topic, and it is always good to communicate more. As for how to communicate, it's not up to you to intervene. If only something could happen, it would be even more perfect!
Liu Haoran didn't know that these old guys had already planned to set up a beauty plan for him.