Brief introduction

Protagonist: Li Qianjin (male)

The president of the college student happy detective club is stupid, silly, very cute, very witty, and the protagonist of this book is special: solving cases, free fighting

Jiang Ruohan (female)

The female secretary of the Happy Detective Agency, a college classmate who is moving forward, is gentle, kind, careful, and cute: calculation

Chen Yulin (female)

The members of the Happy Detective Agency, who are advancing university seniors, are straightforward, arrogant, and aggressive: Sanda and free fighting

Charlie Ba (male)

The members of the Happy Detective Agency, a childhood friend who moved forward, are cynical, adventurous, and have a strong sense of morality: adventure, and high martial arts

Sun Tielong (male)

The member of the Advance Friend Happy Detective Agency is silent and silentSpecialty: Unknown

Li Muchun (male)

The father of the forward policeman is self-righteous and looks down on the advance, but he loves the advance specialty: investigating cases

Dong Shi (female)

The instructor of the advance class loves to be beautiful and pompous, but he is indeed a very good teacher's specialty: singing (hard to hear)

That's all there is to it. These people are the archetypes of the people around me. These people are all good friends and brothers around me. I hope that writing this witty and stupid detective will make many people miss the joy and beauty of school. I hope you enjoy this novel of Witty Stupid Detective. If the writing is not good, please bear with me

Refreshing afternoon, the campus is still so calm, I still sit under the big fir tree quietly reading my favorite comics, in the boring life of the university, I also lost my way, unconsciously gradually become sluggish and silent, I hope to find a piece of excitement and happiness in boring study, I am a sophomore studying finance, my mind is very stupid, the classmates around me have long been accustomed to my sluggish mind, classmates will not take me a stupid person to play with, Because what they need is a smart partner and I'm not.

"Forward...... It's time to go to dinner at noon."

The beautiful sound woke me up from the thoughts, and I turned to see that it was Ruohan. Ruohan is my college classmate, a very beautiful girl, only he doesn't dislike me, only he is willing to make friends with me, and often study with me, read books together, and chat together. So with her, I also felt a little bit of tenderness in the boring college life.

"Oh! If I'm not hungry today, I want to read more manga. ”

Ruohan smiled, how charming that lovely face was, as if it had been carrying me to listen to her.

"One moment Rainforest will participate in the free fighting competition, and the other we will have to cheer for her! It takes strength to refuel, you have to eat, you know? ”

I forgot that it was Wednesday for Rainforest to participate in the school club kickboxing competition, even though I didn't know Rainforest very well. But Rainforest and Ruohan are very good friends, and I have to cheer for Rainforest even for Ruohan! I casually exclaimed, "I remember thinking about it for a while and starting the game." Let's go cheer up the rainforest now. ”

Ruohan heard that I didn't answer her question directly, Ruohan pursed his lips and muttered, "Just came out of the classroom, are people hungry!" Lao Dong (Our classmates call us Teacher Dong Lao Dong, in fact, it is not disrespectful to the teacher, but a kind habit!) Hehe, I remember being scolded because of this) Lao Dong asked me where you have been, why did you go to class, I didn't say that you said that I was interesting enough. So you're going to invite me to dinner, or I'm going to denounce you tomorrow, so you can't eat and walk around. ”

said a lot of words without a word is serious, in fact, I am also used to Ruohan, this little girl is a natural optimist, and she cares about everyone very well, and she doesn't mean to keep secrets, and I'm a very troublesome person, I don't like Rory's rambling, and when I saw Ruohan, I began to talk at length again, and I had to surrender in the end. Impatiently, I said, "Okay, okay, you're right!" I'm afraid of you, let's go eat. ”

After saying that, I packed up my comics and duffel bag, and exclaimed unrelentingly: "You are not satisfied with having a beautiful woman to eat with you!" People who don't know who look listless still think ......"

I didn't notice what she said and shouted, "Why do you think ......?"

Silly, I didn't think much about the words and expressions at this time, that innocent friendship has never happened to me, and I haven't even been to a simple class reunion, which shows how bad my popularity is, how do I know if these love words are answered, I am not a prodigal son in love. Ruohan sighed and said, "Hey...... It's nothing...... A sucker...... Let's go! We only have fifteen minutes to eat, and the game starts at 2 p.m., you know? ”

"Well, let's go"

Ruohan and I didn't say much all the way to the school cafeteria, and after arriving at the cafeteria, Ruohan and I simply ordered fried rice and ate our own food with our heads down. Some of the students on the side were still muttering: "Do you know about the free fighting competition for a while?" ”

"Of course I know, this is a major competition between our school and Rukawa Sports School. Can I not know? This school is the chief female captain of our free fighting, Yulin, and the Rukawa Sports School is Jiang Ze Kazuo. ”

"Which of them do you think is great? I said! The rainforest in our school is more powerful, after all, that girl is the champion of the province! ”

"You're a frog at the bottom of a well. Kazuo Eze of Rukawa Sports School. is a Japanese karate master. Before studying abroad, I won a high school karate championship in Japan, you know what a fart! ”

"Oh, he's so good! I really don't know! I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed."

"It seems that this female overlord Rainforest is going to lose this time, I hope it won't be so embarrassing when the time comes."

"That's right! After all, people are masters, and if they lose, they don't have anything to learn. ”

We were eating on the side, and it happened that the conversation between these two people happened to be clearly heard by me and Ruohan, in fact, I was nothing, after all, I didn't have a lot of contact with the rainforest, but Ruohan was really different. Ruohan is the best friend of the rainforest, Ruohan angrily walked up to the two people who spoke, pointed to their noses and scolded: "You two long-tongued women, you don't eat at noon and say bad things about others on the side, you are too much, how can there be garbage students like you in Changke University, you came in through the back door!" If your school doesn't support it, you will say that others know. No matter how good Japanese karate is, it can't beat my dear rainforest. ”

Forget about scolding, Ruohan still used his hands to grab the two of them and the collar of a savage milk bully, which suddenly appeared in my eyes, and the two students were also so frightened by this momentum that they didn't even seem to have the strength to speak back, one of the students shook off Ruohan's hand with his hand and retreated, and shouted in a few steps: "Sanba, it's about your shit, who we support still has the final say, Ada, let's go!" Ignore this crazy woman. ”

And another student also learned to shake off Ruohan with his hand, and also scolded: "Yes, let's go." Sanba, don't let me see you in the future. ”

Before Ruohan could reply, the two had already fled, and I saw that the matter was over, and left Ruohan and said: "There are people who support themselves, why force others to dislike them." ”

Ruohan didn't seem to be finished angry, and replied with a chant: "They are Zhang Others' ambition to destroy their own prestige, and not a single school supports them, what else are they talking about!" Two little kings, if I meet them next time, I'll click on them. ”

I know, I can't talk about Ruohan, and I didn't continue to talk nonsense with her, "Okay, let's start the game!" By the way, is it going to the fight gym in the rainforest? ”

"Yes, that's it, a few of my good sisters will go there in a while, just remember to work hard when the time comes."

"Oh......"

The Fight Gym is a white building in a dead end to the southeast of our school. This building is called the University Sports Building, and this building is the base of several clubs, the first floor is a fight hall, the second floor is a dance hall, the third floor is a painting hall, and I don't remember the fourth floor and above. Before Ruohan and I even walked to the sports building, we saw a lot of people holding small flags and posters of supporters. Ruohan shouted, "That's right! Why don't we make posters...... I'm stupid. ”

"Ruohan, forget it! The confrontation is about strength, not fans, and no matter how much strength there are supporters, isn't it useless? ”

"That's right! Never mind. Let's get inside. I'm going to have a good chat with my dear rainforest! ”

Ruohan hurriedly ran into the sports building in the crowd, I was following slowly, there were so many people watching the excitement, there were so many people watching a college student's fighting match, it was incredible, watching them support each other's players, so that I not only had a feeling of chasing the wind, but also in the middle of the two teams, my left was to support the rainforest, and the right was to support Jiang Ze Kazuo. Both groups of people use the loudest shouts to support the players on both sides, and the cheerleaders on both sides are closest to the competition venue, and the beauties are wearing sexy costumes and dancing hot dances to support the players on both sides, I can't help laughing, because I have met the best body among the opposite sex, but the cheerleading beauties are better than the other, In just a few seconds, it has already made me think of Fei Fei (I think a man will associate it) Ruohan and the rain forest and a few girls in the corner of the competition table have a small talk and laughter, due to the distance between me and them I can't hear their conversation, but I can know that the content of the words is nothing more than supporting some words, suddenly the loudspeaker remembers, a handsome guy with a white microphone in his hand walked to the middle of the playing field, the handsome guy said: "Students, please be quiet, the game is about to start, Please don't shout anymore, okay? ”

After the handsome guy finished speaking, everyone quieted down, and they all held their breath and listened, the two players introduced by the handsome guy host next: "Okay, thank you, first of all, let me introduce you, the chief of the free fighting club of Changke University, the rainforest player......"

Saying that, the handsome guy host pointed to the audience on the left, only to see a girl walking up to the left of the audience, I don't need to say more to know that this is the rainforest, the rainforest's hair is not very long, but it is a medium hairstyle, similar to the boy's Changmao Village. The boobs are also small and pitiful, and it is really a world of difference compared to Ruohan's plump boobs, so people who know the rainforest call the rainforest a tomboy, and the handsome host exclaimed: "The rainforest player of Changke University, but the master of free fighting has defeated ......"

Next, I didn't listen to the host's nonsense, because these are all gimmicks of the game, all of which are to boast about how powerful and powerful the players are, and give the audience a stimulus to think, so I usually don't listen to it much, and the supporter finished talking about the rainforest, and shouted: "Then next, it is the free fighting player of Liuchuan Sports School, Jiang Ze Yixiong." ”

After saying that, he pointed to the right side of the playing field, and on the right side walked a small male player, and you could feel that he was a Japanese from the skin, and his skin was a little whiter than ours, although it was only a little whiter, but he could still feel the difference from us. Jiang Ze Kazuo's hair is very messy and has a kind of ronin wildness, especially there is a thick mustache under his nose, although Jiang Ze Kazuo is not very tall, but I feel that Jiang Ze Kazuo's physical fitness is very good. Judging from the clothes, Jiang Ze Kazuo's physique is very strong, and the host is still reading the history of fighting that does not know whether it is true or false, until all the applause rang out, and the host Kai is announcing the start of the game, Rainforest and Jiang Ze Kazuo both walked to the center of the competition field, and both of them made a bow of respect for both sides, indicating that both sides are fighting under the concept of peace, mutual and respect, and Yulin said to Jiang Ze Kazuo in a short warm-up: "Let's see today, how powerful your karate and fighting skills are." ”

And Jiang Ze Yixiong didn't seem to be outdone, and said in stumbling Chinese: "Then let you see...... I...... Guys...... Target...... Military...... Technical ......"

Rainforest vs Kazuo Eze KO...... The shouts and screams suddenly shouted, Rainforest and Jiang Ze Ichixiong had already begun a duel on the field, a punch and a kick, seeing the move, so that the two people were very nervous, Yulin flew up and kicked Jiang Ze Ichixiong's left chest, but Jiang Ze Ichixiong flashed backwards and dodged the attack of the rainforest, Jiang Ze Ichixiong counterattacked the rain forest with his left hand instead, Yulin didn't expect Jiang Ze Ichixiong's reaction would be so fast, seeing that he didn't hit Jiang Ze Ichixiong, he was about to be attacked, Rainforest had to recycle his moves, dodging Jiang Ze Ichixiong's left fist attack, The two of them knew that the other party was very troublesome, and they didn't dare to attack easily, thinking that they were slowly trying to hit, looking for flaws in the other party's attack to fight back, and at this time, the audience had already shouted crazy, and there were Ruohan and a few beauties on the side of Changke University who led and shouted, rainforest, rainforest, come on, come on...... And the Liuchuan Sports School over there was also shouted by the cheerleaders, Jiang Ze, Jiang Ze. The stage is fierce, the audience is even more intense, no one wants to lose to the other party in the slightest, and I can only quietly watch the performance on and off the stage, just when everyone is attracted by the game, I heard a female classmate scream with a microphone: "Dead man, dead upstairs Go and see!" ”

Originally, a lively and noisy game was quieted down by this sentence, Yulin and Jiang Ze Yixiong Everyone looked at the sound, only to see a female classmate sweating next to the stereo, as if she had seen something terrible, the handsome host saw this situation, and first asked the female classmate: "What did you say about the dead man...... Are you kidding, we're playing here......, what are we scared of?"

"I didn't make a fuss...... There are indeed people who died in the painting studio on the third floor, and they hanged themselves."

This female classmate spoke coldly, she couldn't feel it at all, she was joking again, everyone felt in their hearts that this was true, and everyone present was shocked